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Author has written 2 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

HeroicUnicorn99 is an extremely strange person who has a weird addiction to reading good books, particularly ones that take the reader on emotional roller coasters and therefore leaving the reader emotionally scarred, then causing said reader to curse the author’s name (cough, Derek Landry, cough, Rick Riordan, cough James Patterson, cough-)

ANYWAYS. She loves food and chocolate and just normally good food. She also loves to read. A lot. And write. But mostly read. Also drawing, in between reding of course.

She absolutely despises when people put ketchup on the wrong things (ketchup does not belong on PB sandwiches or eggs for God’s sake), authority figures annoy her, liars are just asking to be punched, and uniforms suck.

Quotes:

“Doors are for people with no imagination.”

“I’m going to leave before you two get us killed, or worse expelled!”

”I’m not addicted to reading, I can finish after one more chapter!”

”Too many books? No, I believe the phrase you are looking for is ‘not enough bookshelves’.”

”I’m not crazy its the people around me.”

”I’m a social vegan, I avoid meet.”

”Don’t talk, you’ll lower the IQ of the whole street.”

”I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.”

”If I had a British accent I’d never shut up.”

”I run better than the government.”

(In order) Favorite Authors:

  1. Rick Riordan
  2. Nicola Yoon
  3. John Green
  4. Derek Landy
  5. James Patterson
  6. Ally Carter
  7. Cassandra Clare
  8. Holly Black
  9. Brandon Mull

My OTP List In Order (Warning: spoilers for Percy Jackson series and Skulduggery Pleasant Series)

Percabeth - really its a tie between Percabeth and Solangelo, but if I had to pick a number one, I’d go with Percabeth only because they’ve had more book time and we all saw it coming from day one. I was sooooo mad when Hera separated them, and then when Uncle Rick threw them into Tartarus, but they all came out okay-ish, so he is sort of forgiven Solangelo - The literal ball of sunshine meets the literal ball of darkness and death? SIGN ME UP!! And it's gay?? And canon?? AMazing! (A close tie with Percabeth). They are so cute together, and the headcanons only make them 200% better! Valduggery - the only reason that it is not number one is that it's not canon, and there are various moral reasons (400-year-old skeleton, a 20-year-old girl, etc.) BUT! I think it has redeeming qualities and they are super cute together!! Fave headcanons here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12848290/1/The-Dead-Men-War-Oneshots https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12964908/1/In-The-Dark https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11981954/1/Valduggery-Oneshots https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11691549/1/A-Rather-Pleasant-Christmas https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11585667/1/Storm-s-Eye

All these authors have some other pretty good Sp/Valduggery stories, so check them out!

Theyna - Reading the books I didn’t really see it, but I’ve seen a ton of fan arts and headcanons online, so I started to ship it. Then I saw that Rick Riordan actually tweeted that it was canon! It’s one of my favorites because both Reyna and Thalia are super independent and strong and I think they would be perfect together. Ghanith - Alas, one of the many ships that have been sunk by cruel, cruel authors. Thank you, Derek Landy, for crushing the hearts of many. I would’ve been okay if Tanith had never separated from the revenant, Ghastly died, they’re both dead, cue tears. But what made it so heartbreaking was the fact that as soon as Tanith was freed, Ghastly died, so they never got their steak. I started crying when I found out Ghastly was dead. This is not my favorite ship because of all the sad memories and the fact that it can never be canon (Thanks a lot Derek), but I still think they would have been perfect together. Jiper - Um, adorable??!! Jason is a perfect angel and Piper is an awesome strong independent woman. They are perfect together. Frazel - They are so sweet!! Frank is super awkward, but it only makes the pair cuter! Hazel is so sweet and kind and understanding, just like Frank. Perfect!

Hello Internet! I love reading and writing, so FanFic.net is like a dream come true! I try and update atleast once a week, but because of schedules it might vary a tad. Please read my stories, and review! I can’t get better without help, and since I’m still new to this, constructive criticism is super helpful! Peace out ;)

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The Dead Men by justsomethingtrash reviews
Twelve year old Stephanie Edgley was just attending her favourite uncle's funeral when she spots a strange man standing far off, a beautiful woman's arm hooked through his. Less than a week later she's thrust into the world of magic and sorcerers, trained by the best of the best; The Dead Men. (Book 2 is up!)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., China S., Dexter V.
Just Another Day by debraelq reviews
Sam's obsessed. Gabriel's a flight risk. Can they learn to trust each other? And where are Dean and Cas sneaking off to? m/m Sabriel Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/26/2018
Traffic by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[Oneshots]] "What were movies like, when they first came out?" Skulduggery held a hand out, reading the air. But all of the terrible guards were behind them. Now, it was just finding the big boss. Valkyrie looked up to the rafters, to the pigeons roosting there. She kicked an abandoned Viking helmet. "They were silent, and it was mainly slapstick."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 59,560 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/23/2015 - [Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.]
(Old Version)The Road Never Ends by NoLifeFangirl reviews
Alexandria Winchester, Sam and Dean's youngest sister. When she was three month old, their mother died. Their father taught them everything on hunting and being a hunter. Fourteen years later, everything changes...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 391,734 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Complete
Strangers to Partners by Cryptic Mist reviews
A world where Stephanie Edgley becomes Valkyrie Cain without the help of anyone but herself. She hasn't met Skulduggery yet but that is soon to change. What happens when her daily life of fighting crime and protecting her family is shaken up by the interference of a particular skeleton? Her suspicion of him turns to friendship and maybe an even stronger bond as they work together.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Normal Again by bubblemoon66 reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie go monster hunting in the sewers of Dublin, but things get complicated when Valkyrie falls mysteriously ill. Set between KotW and LSoDM. Cannon Compliant Case Fic. [Warning: Contains some moderate fantasy violence, ableist language, inaccurate portrayals of mental illness, body horror and references to medical procedures].
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Cupcakes by BlazingSkittles15 reviews
Wrote this for our favorite Wise Girl's birthday :) Rated T for language
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Oneshots by Dominox reviews
A series of one-shots including Valduggery, Ghanith, hilarious situations and maybe a few other unusual pairings! What more could any Skulduggery Pleasant fan want? Please read, review and enjoy! :) Rated M just in case.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
In The Dark by bubblemoon66 reviews
Valkyrie is temporarily blinded while working a case with Skulduggery. Takes place after Ressurection. Eventual Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Return by WestWing reviews
After five years away, Valkyrie Cain finally returns to Ireland, sees her family again, and starts a new case with Skulduggery. I started writing this before Resurrection was released so it's basically my own take on what happens after The Dying of the Light.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Fletcher R.
Mind Tricks by BlazingSkittles15 reviews
Percy could control water. Jason could fly. Frank could shapeshift. Hazel could control the Mist. Piper could charmspeak. Leo could control fire. And Annabeth, as far as demigod standards go, was normal. And she was okay with that. But how will she react when there's a drastic change to that system?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Valduggery Oneshots by RedIvySparrow reviews
Basically what it says in the title... Enjoy, be sure to review, follow and favourite! :)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 6/4/2016
Pleasantly Raising Cain by DeadGirl19 reviews
Oneshots based at various points during the SP series. Humour, adventure, romance, crack... Whatever you want, I guarantee it's somewhere in here! ;) *Different pairings are featured, each pairing is indicated via the chapter title- it will be put in brackets*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 112,074 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Skulduggery Pleasant Shorts by RedIvySparrow reviews
A bunch of shorts on the Skulduggery Pleasant series. Hope you like ;) Also, feedback would be appreciated :)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015
The Stakeout by RedIvySparrow reviews
Valduggery one shot in which Val and Skul are on a stakeout and things get interesting... Review, follow and favourite and go read The World As We Don't Know It! Pleeeeeeeaaaasssseee! Xx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 120,358 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 5/25/2009
Psychotic Irishmen and 14 year olds don't mix by Beatrice Holmes reviews
Sherlock's little sister moves in. Moriarty notices. Cut a long story short: Complete Chaos/Pandemonium. I can't write summaries to save my life. T because, well just because.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Rather Pleasant Christmas by RedIvySparrow reviews
MERRY CHRISTMAS! This is Valduggery, fluffy, cute and romantic. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! Rated T for a few teen themes throughout. It's not too bad, probably just me being me again. Anyway, please review, follow and favourite as always! Enjoy...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., OC - Complete
Storm's Eye by bubblemoon66 reviews
A silly little oneshot where the Dead Men go camping and Skulduggery and Valkyrie share a tent. Valduggery fluff and with lots of teasing from the rest of the Dead Men. Takes place during LSoDM.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Valduggery: So You've Said (oneshot) by RedIvySparrow reviews
Valduggery. Awkwardness. I am truly sorry. But please read and leave a review anyway! ;)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
I Would by bubblemoon66 reviews
An angsty little drabble, focusing on what could have happened had Valkyrie been imprisoned in the cube and Skulduggery made her jailer. Set after KotW. Originally published in August 2014 over at AO3.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Hat by castlelover88 reviews
Just a random Valduggery one-shot I wrote a while ago.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Too Many Loose Ends! by Dulce Imaginatio reviews
Re-written and edited! Its all in the title! VALDUGGERY! GHANITH! love 'em! Some of them have no plot and is just for the pairings hence the title. Gee i suck at summery s! Smell ya later ! x
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,268 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Skulduggery P. - Complete
one small kiss by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
a little Valduggery, dedicated to NerdySkeleton and LythiaHarpen. 1st Valduggery : please read and review, a short and sweet story, thanks! xx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Forgiven Destiel by OldFashionedVillainJM reviews
Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Skulduggery Pleasant stuff by Sapphire Iota reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles, one shots, etc. Sorry, I'm not exactly a regular updater :(
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012
Accidentally in love by GONE101674 reviews
this is story about Valduggery
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2013
Valduggery Week by prettycuterpillar reviews
A collection of unrelated pieces for each prompt of Valduggery week on Tumblr
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Love in friendship by PenelopePleasant reviews
A one-shot series on the life of valduggery
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Bones and Brains by Lili789 reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles mostly focus on Valduggery or Skulduggery and Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Smiling Detective by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Valduggery drabbles by Cheese Gromit reviews
My first fanfic on this account. Various valduggery themed drabbles.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Quotes by annie.of.belle reviews
Series of oneshots. "Its amazing and romantic and following that, everything a fanfiction should be!" - Arabella Blue-Dusk "Brilliant!" - Mademise Morte. Feel free to submit quotes!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
Random Valduggery Short Stories by HarmonyB reviews
Random, cheesy, funny, lovable Valduggery short stories. Read at your own risk. VC/SP
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Skulduggery Pleasant and the Shampoo Incident by KaliturnedSaviour reviews
Valkyrie is chained to a sink, but it's not what you think. My first fanfic. PLEASE READ.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Bet by Basic-bookworm reviews
This is the oneshot of The Bet, founded by Tanith Low, Greya Smith me and Crepella Blade. The bet is on how long and under what circumstances Val and Skul are gonna get married. Valduggery. And better than it sounds. KPlus to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Oh, My, God! by annie.of.belle reviews
oh my god is said for many reasons. oh my god, Valduggery Style.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009
Tale of Annoying Girls & not Annoying Boys by Basic-bookworm reviews
Valkyrie asks Skulduggery about his wife. He spills. Sums it up, really.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
It Hurts by annie.of.belle reviews
twoshot valduggery-esque. err... thats it. read for details!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2009
Them Bones by Sugar Skulls reviews
They're a magical crime-fighting duo made up of a teenage girl and a living skeleton detective. Nobody's really surprised by anything after that. Except maybe when they figure out they're head-over-heels for each other. Valduggery Drabbles.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
A firm kiss by Elin the monster reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery are heading back home from a hunt... they are having a chat. well that summary just sucked ass . The story ain't super duper. But will help me in the future. ONESHOT and warning for incorrect grammar.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
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Pure Valduggery Goodness reviews
A collection of awesomely amazing Valduggery one-shots, preferences, imagines, drabbles, etc, etc. What trouble will Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain get into now? Please read and review! I love praise but I am totally cool with constructive criticism. Thanks!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 6/19/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Tanith L., Ghastly B.
Angel Dare and the Anti Sanctuary - Book One reviews
AU where Skulduggery Pleasant saves a foreign girl from being murdered after her parents are shot in front of her. He takes her into the magical world to help protect her. It becomes clear that she is an elemental and combat prodigy. There are others not so eager to accept somebody so young from a different background. Set about a year before Resurrection.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018