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![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Name: Daimondera Alias: ホットヤシ (Hottoyashi): Hot palm Gender: Sausage Age: munchwiz baffflekiss Missions: S:197 A:245 B:359 C:587 D:54 Ninja rank: S Village of origin: Kohana Status: Missing-nin Info: Last seen joining the nefarious group known as The Fanfiction Writers. Warning this group is more dangerous than the Akatsuki as they have messed with many dimensions and have controlled and ruined many lives. The cause of him becoming a Missing-nin is shrouded in secrecy as all that is known was one day he was chased through and out of Kohana by Naruto the Hokage. Witnesses have claimed about hearing Naruto shouting at Diamondera something about 'making him (BLEEP)ing blind' Shikamaru is my spirit brother not only in his laziness and uncaring but his ability to get things done when needed and his absolute loyalty to someone who appreciates him (Though I can sometimes be as crazy as young Naruto). I really wish I had an Asuma-sensei in my life. Not that my life was hard or anything. No that is completely untrue as I have led a very comfortable life style. No its just my teachers have either loved me or hated me. mostly the latter. But recently I have found one of my favorite teachers of all time. He is my English teacher and he completely understands me. He has encouraged me to write and do my best to be creative. He has published a couple books himself (the buttmunch wont tell me his pen name so I cant read his books) and has agreed to help me with my stories. If any of you ever find a teacher like that I beg you do your best for them because it will help you the most in the end and being a teacher is kind of a thankless job. Just recently the teacher I was talking about in above said paragraph just gave me the biggest complement anyone has ever given me. He said that he thought of me as one of his best students ever and that he enjoyed how I didn't see a huge boundary between teacher and student, and that while I still respected my teachers I tried to have them be my close friends. Here is the kicker he then told me that he hopes his two sons will grow up to be like me! He has constantly talked about his kids to me and they are probably his most precious people in the world! When I heard that last part I admit I teared up a bit. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile. Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile Position: Log Worshiper Possible Book of Log Positions: Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid. Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended. Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months. Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If 'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, I weep my tear of joy. 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log. |
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