Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I am a complete HP nerd. I am the worst at english but am hoping that will not show in my stories Now I will leave you with some very funny quotes... If the Devil punishes bad people doesn't that make him good? Just think about that one... "WHY?" "BECAUSE I SAID SO!" "good one mum you should be a lawyer" YOLO? My cat disagrees Roses are red, violets are blue. faces like yours belong in the zoo. don't be mad I'll be there too. NOt in the cage. But laughing at you. Dear 30 open internet tabs, Which one of you is palying the music sincerely frustrated! "mum I'm Hungry" "you want something to eat?" "No. I was just testing your hearing ability" I finally found love! Page 803 in the dictionary. SLEEPYTIME LIMBO: when you feel like you have too much work to go to bed but you are too tired to get anything done so you just surf the net and procrastinate until you can't stay awake any more. Life is to short to remove USB safely. Money can't buy happiness but I'd much rather cry in a mansion. Light travels faster than sound thats why people appear bright until they speak. "hey did you get braces?" "No i ate a transformer and forgot to floss" Friend yells your name while sleeping* "oh were you asleep?" "NO. I was in a coma thanks for saving me" I leave homework till the last day because I will be older therefore wiser. What if April fools day doesn't actually exist and is actually the biggest prank ever played on mankind? Gryffindor: Be right back. Looking for trouble Slytherin: F* the system Rules are for chumps Hufflepuff: We come in peace and we've brought food Ravenclaw: We're not smart, you're just stupid. |
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