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Joined 11-13-12, id: 4360452, Profile Updated: 06-15-14
Author has written 12 stories for Merlin, Glee, Supernatural, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

"It's a nice night for an evening." - Aveline Vallen

Bartrand Tethras broke my heart.

"Ah, Carver. Still as resentful as ever."

Formerly gadgetsandgizmosgalore

My personal blog here. My PJO blog here.

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24 Hours by rose-tinted-bones reviews
A boy of fifteen years teaches him, in one day, what he would have never bothered to learn in a lifetime. AU.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Crooked Lines by rose-tinted-bones reviews
They were strangers living in a gray world, chancing upon love with palettes of colors and crooked lines. Levi/Eren; Alternate Universe.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Everyone's a Shipper by The Ficsmith reviews
Piper needs to study for her algebra test. But considering the fact that Annabeth's just sitting there, being incredibly attractive, that probably isn't going to happen. High School AU, Pipabeth, Leason, femslash, slash. Written for Radycat's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Piper M., Leo V. - Complete
Grunt And His Opponent by Waenhir reviews
Grunt and a worthy opponent of his showing down each other. Garrus was not impressed. Implied Garrus/Femshap. (Came up with this is the middle of the night, again writing it on my iPhone.)
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Fallout: The Novelisation by Flopsie reviews
Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009
Percy Jackson, The Olympian by Kamakaze Kheri reviews
So when Percy Jackson is one week away from his eighteenth birthday, he dives the six best dives of his life in the London Olympic finals and no one beats his scores all evening. Or the story of Percy Jackson as an Olympic diver and how he pines for Nico for eight years and gets cozy with Tom Daley.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Nico A.
Lost and Found by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt finds the camera on the subway one morning, surprised to see photos of a handsome man holding a white board with words on it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Painted on my Skin by Phantom of a Rose reviews
AU. Kurt is in New York for school when he passes by the beautiful mural with the word 'Courage' in rainbow letters. It becomes an inspiration for him. One day, Lauren decides she wants a tattoo and Kurt accompany him. When there, Kurt gets an idea.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Quest for the Gavel by A.V. Woodwell reviews
Wes' gavel is stolen by two mysterious masterminds and he enlists David, Kurt and Blaine to help him on his quest to find it. Their journey leads them to the dangerous land of public school where they meet the evil overlord herself. Can they survive?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Masks by foraworldundeserving reviews
She knew that she'd alienated herself from almost everybody who could possibly mean something to her. But she also seemed to grasp a truth that nobody else in this stupid naive little high school could understand - the importance of the bully. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sue S. - Complete
Asking Out Annabeth by RAEng reviews
"Okay Jackson. You can do it." I said as I stared at my reflection in the mirror. Percy practices asking out Annabeth with Nico. Let's just say these two shouldn't ask each other for relationship advice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Miniature by fishwrites reviews
Based on a fanart & this: "It's not unusual for a noble to have a loved one painted in miniature so that they can wear the small, bejeweled, painted trinket within their clothes, close to their heart." - Merlin is suspicious of Arthur's new necklace.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pity by whispered touches reviews
Luke Castellan pitied Thalia Grace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
The End by WindowChild reviews
At the end of the time, Thalia reflects and misses Luke. Thuke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Thalia G., Artemis - Complete
Reasons by WindowChild reviews
The reasons why Thalia and Luke love each other, and the reasons why they can never be together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Under the Surface by WindowChild reviews
During a weekend at the Jackson house, Nico comes out to Percy. Unrequited PercyNico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Nico A., Percy J.
Day and Night by WindowChild reviews
Thalia, as she lives and dreams. Thuke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Anthony hears a mysterious ticking noise..."Hope. Hope. Anthony Hope." R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Two words by Klappa reviews
Two words is enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006
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electric neighborhood reviews
Eren's emotions fought to be released, to fight through logic and reason and fill him to bursting, make him explode and paint the galaxy with his love. AU. [Eren/Levi]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2014
the end of the world starts with your tears reviews
When Edgeworth cries, the world ends. [Edgeworth/Phoenix]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
whispers of agony on your skin
You see, then, that open face of sorrow, of agony, of love, as he charges you, his greatsword arcing towards your shoulder. [You/Fenris]
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Fenris - Complete
cherished, and divinely so reviews
It is not of successful cases, or celebratory gatherings, or first kisses that his mind wanders to when the other is mentioned. It is of cold feet and breakfast and goodbye kisses that he thinks of. That's what this is, what cherishing is, not the grand gestures of it all. [Edgeworth/Phoenix]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
mixes on your palette reviews
You cannot, and will not, be defined as a color, because there are two many that have altered you, changed you, made you better. You have no choice in the matter. You are not a color. You are a person, a being, a creation that can be lost but never forgotten.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Complete
they were calling out to me reviews
Nico wears Percy's clothes, sometimes. AU. Percy/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
see me in the light of wonder reviews
They thought they were responsible for him. Piper/Jason/Leo. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
a companion to you from me
In promising to look after the commander, Thane had actually confirmed the loss of his beloved Siha. Past- Thane/Shepard. Kaidan/Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Thane K. - Complete
cracked by the past reviews
There's been so much death in his life. Percy/Nico. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Suppernatural
AU./ The old diner has grown on them. Just a little bit. - "Dude, is that a ring?" / Castiel's co-workers notice his ring./Implied Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Castiel - Complete
Newest Companion reviews
"Finn, this is Blaine. Or the doctor. I normally just call him Blaine." - Kurt stops for Finn on his travels with the doctor. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Kurt H., Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ships on the Water reviews
One-shot/Slight Merthur/Modern AU: "My name is Gwen and I ship Merthur." - Gwen and Morgana ship Merthur in a secret 'Shipping' club. Other BBC America characters tossed in. 926 Words.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgana - Complete