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If I could be a goat, I'd be the mountainy kind. CX

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We're farmers.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do and eagle and a mole have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,114 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
To Taste The Light by runforcovers reviews
When Dr. Martinez moves her family to New York, no one says it's going to be easy, but they'll get through it together (ish). Little do they know, Gotham is covered in gunpowder and gasoline, and all it takes is one spark between two people to ignite a city. After all, it's a long way down from here, but sometimes you have to fall before you can fly. AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Max, Fang]
Quiet Like The Snow by Victorian Asylum reviews
It started with letters. Then came stalking. A morbid fascination turned into a kidnapping. A serial killer is lusting after Max. Will this time be different, or will she be just another dismembered body dumped in a ditch?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,757 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
All is Fair by HeAt-StRoKe reviews
Max's twin dies in a car crash- she moves away to get away from all the painful memories. Four years later she's forced to go back when she gets forced to marry Fang. Will they actually fall for each other? Inspired by the movie: The Proposal. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,641 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Gunshot Silence, Blood Red Lights by desperatelyobvious reviews
St. Xavier was just like any other school–boring teachers, school uniforms & the occasional run in with your smokin' hot ex-boyfriend you're still in love with. But when a dangerous threat comes to school & you're stuck with two freshmen, your sister's friend, your Calculus seatmate, and said ex-boyfriend? Well, let's see how long we'll all last...if we don't kill each other first.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Max, Fang
The One Night Stand by beanie hats reviews
Max wakes up in a predicament. She's hung over and barely remembers last night. Her head throbs like crazy. Oh, and to top it all off, she's naked. In bed. With her (also naked) best friend, Fang. No wings AU, one shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Max, Fang, Nudge - Complete
The Immortal Bond by MissyCritical reviews
Jealousy turns into Anger. Anger turns into Evil. And Evil destroys all. Even heroes.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,758 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Falling for the Devil by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
Through an unfortunate turn of events, Max falls into the hands of a man who is not only evil in every sense of the word but hell bent on burning down the world if it meant keeping her safe. But all Max wants to do is get away from him and get back to her family. But can Fang change that?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Max, Fang
The Eagles by Hena reviews
Max is a leader of a Gang in her town. There are 5 major gangs that rule it. Fang is the leader of "The Flock." Max has two lives one at school and at home, and one with her gang. What happens when a gang leader transfers to her school? FAX/NIGGY T PLUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,024 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Ghostly Pleasures by Ilovejolly16 reviews
The story of a life being able to see the supernatural. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,545 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Max, Fang
A Stroke of Serendipity by Kaeshay reviews
Marshall and Marceline is in constant grief from unrequited love. A ball could uncover whether it's all that is meant to be, or a stroke of serendipity.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Marshall Lee, Marceline A. - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Darkening Abyss by MPHknows reviews
Mystery, Action, Romance... everything Maximum Ride doesnt think she needs in her life. Too bad she got it anyway... along with the darkening abyss of bloodlust, kidnappings, and murder.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Fang, Max
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Determination by FlowerChild22 reviews
Max is used to the guys after her, but doesn't care for a relationship. New guy, Fang Smith, wants to show her that she can love. Short and a little rushed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Meet the Great Maximum Ride: Singing Sensation by independentwriter-137 reviews
Fang is a superstar and he hates it. Simple as that. But what happens when he meets a certain unknown artist? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Achieving Peace, in Five Simple Steps by little lea valkyrie reviews
"For the first time in twenty years— nay her whole life— Max could sleep easy. She'd finished the final step. Who knew there were only five steps to peace?" Set, like so many other stories, after Fang. Rated K because we all should be open to read this.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hollow Body by ReLATeS reviews
Rin finds a body in a river. HaruxRin, a ghostly romance. A little disturbing in later chapters.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Rin S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete