![]() Greetings, mortals, immortals, and creatures of the wild I am known as Madvanthi, the Wise and the Powerful. Bow before me, or prepare to die! *evil laugh* Okay, I'm making that up. I'm an introverted teen, nerdy bookworm, geeky blogger, musing pianist, animal-loving vegetarian and a budding polyglot. I love sarcasm :P You may know me from my blog , or my Goodreads page. You can also follow me @madvanthi15 on Twitter. Oh, and I have a Percy Jackson forum, Camp Half-Blood on Fan Fiction. If anybody is interested, feel free to join me! Yours truly, M For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants I'm a GIRL, so I must only care about make-up and skirts. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be flirting with them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (this is for a guy) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary Sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Clarification: A Harry Potter witch. I do not practice witchcraft in real.) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. GRYFFINDOR: You have a lot of friends. You get along with everyone. You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months. You love soccer. You love baseball. You’re into writing and art. Favourite music genre is pop rock. You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. One of your favourite colours is red or gold. Good grades at school. One of the worst things you can do is lie. You plan on going to college/university. TOTAL: 4 HUFFLEPUFF: You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. You laugh a lot. You like to follow trends. Politics suck. You love to swim. Water polo is awesome. Pink is one of your favourite colours. Black is morbid & depressing. You’re an optimist. You’re completely straight edged. You’re very emotional. Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre. You don’t believe in going steady at a young age. You’ve made fun of at least one person this week. TOTAL: 2 RAVENCLAW: You’re depressed to a certain extent. You love to read. You appreciate theatre & arts. Sports suck. You’re shy. Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship. Hate is completely unneeded. Indie is your favourite genre of music. Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. Lying is sometimes okay. Blue is one of your favourite colours. Serious is better than funny. TOTAL: 8 SLYTHERIN: There’s at least one person you hate. Basketball is a good sport. Football is amazing. Black is a cool colour. You've lied about something serious. You’re a very deep person. You have considered suicide. Very loyal. You like metal. They make school seem more important than it is. You’re scared to grow up. Anger is one of your primary feelings. You have trust issues. Guilty until proven innocent Total: 9 Slytherclaw, I guess... The Harry Potter Pledge I promise to remember Harry I promise to remember Ron I promise to remember Hermione I promise to remember James and Lily I promise to remember Dumbledore I promise to remember “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” I promise to remember Gred and Feorge I promise to remember Moony I promise to remember Snape I promise to remember Narcissa I promise to remember Tonks I promise to remember Hedwig I promise to remember Percy I promise to practice constant vigilance I promise to remember Hagrid I promise to remember Neville I promise to remember the Golden Trio as a whole I promise to remember Ginny I promise to remember Dobby I promise to remember Luna I promise to remember Seamus I promise to remember Draco I promise to remember Oliver I promise to remember the Dursleys I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart I promise to remember J.K. Rowling Yes I promise that I will We solemnly swear Moony, the werewolf Wormtail, the rat Padfoot, the dog Prongs, the stag Though they all perished Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite? Half-Blood Prince, because of all those thrills and chills. I didn't like Philosopher's Stone so much... Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite Prisoner of Azkaban (Remus Lupin and Sirius Black rock!!!). Philosopher's Stone dragged too much... Question 3:Who are your favorite characters? Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin and Severus Snape. Question 4:What is your favorite spell? Levicorpus, Liberacorpus and Sectumsempera. Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts? Professor Lupin and Professor Snape. Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)? Bellatrix Lestrange. Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student? Hermione Granger (she's SO like me...) Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into? Maybe Ravenclaw, but mostly Slytherin. Pottermore's Sorting Hat Sorted me in Slytherin... Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters? Order of the Phoenix. Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be? Maybe Draco Malfoy or Remus Lupin. Those two are so awesome!!! Question 11:Who would be your best friend? Hermione Granger (IF I was in Gryffindor) and Draco Malfoy. Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie from Nov '08 to July '09. What were your thoughts on this? Umm. nothing. I didn't even know this. Question 13:What are your favorite magical creatures? Basilisk, werewolves and phoenixes. Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid? Oh, yes. Even though I'm a Slytherin, I don't appreciate such...insanity. Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween? Bellatrix Lestrange (or Hermione Granger)!!! Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows? From the library. Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter? My friend persuaded me till insanity and used the Imperius Curse on me, making me read the first book. The rest is history. Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series? Severus Snape saying, "I'm the Half Blood-Prince, Potter." Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it? Yeah! Batman Begins for Gary Oldman, aka Sirius Black! Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons? Hogwarts forever. Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task? The fight with the dragons. Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape? I knew he would never defect Dumbledore and Lily Potter. I guessed he had a crush on her since OoP, but not to such a great extent!!! Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction? I do both. Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life? Levicorpus and Sectusempera. Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch? Chaser, but I don't like sports...only Quidditch and badminton. Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books/movies? "After all this time?" "Always". The MOST romantic moment in the series... Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently? Lupin not dying and Hermione not getting married to stuck-up Ron. She could have married Draco. Question 29:Would you join the DA? If those Gryffindors would let me... Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend? OBVIOUSLY. He was so handsome and clever. He would have got plenty of attention. Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to? Bellatrix or Cassiopeia. Question 32:What type of wand would you have? My Pottermore wand - Hazel, 12.5 inches, Dragon heartstring, hard. Question 33:What would your pet be? A cat named Bellatrix. Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be? The Blacks or Lupins. Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have? The Resurrection Stone. Question 36:What is your favorite Horcrux? The Resurrection Stone/Marvolo's Ring. Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals? Yeah! They're so funny! Question 38:What would your Patronus be? A snake, or a wolf. Question 39:What would be your Animagus form? A snake. Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder? Remus Lupin. Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first? Ollivander's Wands and Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour. Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family? Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, and Sirius. Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family? Fred & George Weasley. Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup? Cedric Diggory. Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films? Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix Lestrange), David Thewlis (Remus Lupin) and Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy). Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert HP character here). Robert Downey Jr. should totally play Sirius Black. Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball? An emerald robe with silver accessories. Question 48:How many times have you read the series? More than a thousand times, I think. Question 49:Who is your favorite couple? Lily and James. Question 50:Did you like this survey? SURE! |
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