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Joined 01-28-12, id: 3673056, Profile Updated: 08-28-14
Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Ant-Man, Maximum Ride, and Bones.

Name: Mya Yevne

Age: None of your Beeswax

Location: It snows on Halloween

Height: Not tall enough

Outlook: Optimistic Pessimist and Devout Procrastinator

Favorite Quotes:

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Shit happens, don't step in it.

If life gives you lemons, throw grapes back and let them wonder how the fuck you did that.

Alert: My current stories are being scrapped and put up for adoption. On the bright side, I finally learned how to use plots, so my new stories will end

If at any time my posts stop becoming regular, please PM me to remind me to get on with the f*ing story. I need a kick in the butt every once in while to motivate me.

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This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 1,575,394 - Reviews: 6977 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
Empress Ascendant by Unruly Marmite reviews
The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,685 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/12/2017 - The Emperor, Skitter
Black Sky by Umei no Mai reviews
When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 333 - Words: 1,355,234 - Reviews: 17887 - Favs: 7,424 - Follows: 7,257 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Xanxus, Harry P.] Luna L., Varia
A Belly Full Of Fire by FruitPastilles reviews
When people asked Hisashi what his Quirk was, he'd flash a grin and say he breathed fire. It was a small lie, easier to say than 'my human skin is too small and some bits slip out' despite the fact he never checked whether or not he had that toe joint. Izuku wasn't born Quirkless. He was born something else.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Izuku M.
To Live and Breathe and Live Again by FruitPastilles reviews
Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,605 - Follows: 12,224 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Forged In Flame by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's encounter with Voldemort in the graveyard in fourth year went differently and a split-second decision changes everything. An old bloodline awakens, memories clash and a new Harry Potter is reborn. Crossover with KHR. Mild D.N. Angel Crossover. Not by much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,489 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 8/16/2015
Accidental Providence by Araceil reviews
Accidents happen, and sometimes by design. Naruto was determined to become a Genin, it was just his luck that this year they were being tested in the Kawarimi instead of the Bunshin due to a single lazy Admin-chuunin. Team Gai!Naruto, Maito!Lee (adoption yay), BAMF!everyone. (Confirmed Neji/Naru, facebook repost)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 2/6/2018 - [Naruto U., Neji H.] Tenten, Team Gai
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 158,170 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
They're Us by Goldenbrook15 reviews
When the Young Justice land themselves in another dimension by accident and then manage to escape the entire Justice League (who strangely don't know them at all) and flee into the world outside, Batman can only come to one conclusion, "They're us, from a different world."
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,646 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash
Boogeyman by Doodled93 reviews
John had a unique relationship with the things that went bump in the night. But really it was something expected, what with his family legacy to uphold. (Whether he wants to or not) In a life where he knows everyone's fears, it's interesting meeting a man afraid of nothing...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 16,643 - Follows: 15,161 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
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On the Subject of Ants reviews
A collection of drabbles in my headcannon MCU centred around Scott Lang and his family
Ant-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Scott L./Ant-Man, Cassie L.
Bones of the Carrion Crow reviews
When Bones and Booth go looking for clues about Ian Wexler's murder from the Crow, London's most famous urban Legend, what they find is not what they expect. London is a town of mysteries and magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., T. Brennan, S. Booth
NothingNeko reviews
she was nothing compared to his everything, and she worshiped him. he sent her away, and she could barely remember him. bonds were to bbe to him only as she had. hp in later chapters. be patient!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012
I'll Ccme Back Somehow reviews
Edward blames everything on himself now. he believes that he deserves hell. the truth sent him here because everything was his fault. the flock comes and snaps him out of it. i suck at sumaries.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012
Rodeo Wizard reviews
Harry runs away to a rodeo and midway/carnival. Tom/Voldemort follows, and tries to convince him to join him. there is shonenai! those who are against boys having feeleings beyond brotherly love for one another, turn back now! rating may go up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.