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1/26/12 update. [side note//257 scroll your eyeballs to bottom for resent updates]

OMFG!!!!! stupid *ing peice of *!!!!!!

Sorry bout that... My stupid I pod started some app and just erased every thing I was just typing and I am now fighting the erge to make it fight to the death with my wall...Anyway that will have to wait until after I Finnish typing this. Ok so um...let meh think for a sec... I am currently fighting my iPods stupid spell Check so I can say I am currently a student at a random high school somewhere you probably would never come to in your life time. I am taking A classes which means advanced but is more like average since practically everyone takes these classes. I like to travel and have been to every state on the east coast minus Maine plus California and Texas. I've only been out of the country once but I'm not sure if walking over the rainbow bridge to Canada to see the other side of Niagara falls counts as "a trip to some fabulous(or not) land other than here" that is out of country travel. I am not much of a writer other than some school stuff that I was blackmailed into doing( I either do it or get a bad grade and get punished by parents... Aka Blackmail). I don't really have a hobby unless sleeping and eating counts.

I come from an average family consisting of me,my mom,my dad,my brother,my cat, and a random assortment of little creepy crawlies living in the walls of my old creaky house. My brother and I are exactly the same ( we are twins) but my parents are not. My mom is the sort of person that always sees the best of things and almost never ever EVER gets angry. My dad on the other hand does (or used to) get angry alot. But nowadays he's usually not angry but still sometimes grumpy. Unlike most people though we are pretty much alone on this side of the country since everyone else is on the other side for some reason...

My brain is blank ( most Likely due sleep deprivation) so I with Finnish this later... ( yes I am not done, I like writing long boring idiotastic rubbish for the fun of it( woo hoo now you can call me a Hippocratic for the " I'm not much of a writer" thing on line 10 of my profile thing.))

I'm sorry but your request can not be processed at this time... Please come back after you have left some time between now and before and I might think about it...

2/2/12 update

well... i think i should look where im walking from now on... today i was walking home as always and as we ( my brother and I) started walking through our lawn my brother said" um... what is that?" and i I looked it turned out to be some kind of animal kill site... Im not kidding something was killed in my lawn...MY LAWN!!! what are the chances of that?! anyway I also apparently walked right through and now i have bodily fluids (blood included) on my shoes... :(

2/3/12 update

FYI: my name means food... You are what you eat hehe.

AFYI: I will never erase my profile updates muahahahahahahaha..ha...haha...ha...eh

2/sometime not sure when exactly.../12 update:

My animal totem/spirit guide is a wolf... Why do I have the urge to tell you guys this? I am not really sure...

Getting a car is complicated... I actually thought we were about to get a new car but now we have to wait for one to become avalible and now my dad seems to be complaining about something and now I am not sure if we will call it off... Damn you stupid Waiting periods!!!! My parents are getting antsy over here!!!

Woohooo 5Am... No sleep...zombie typpppppppppppp...[system error 2817291// server timeout]

[system boot up//1324 insert muffin to continue transmision-=./file set up 3244]

[error 23w//connection failure-015].

3/11/12 update:

"before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes... After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you got his shoes."

"what is it with Mcdonald staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item your ordering? It has to be a Mc chicken burger... Chicken burger just gets blank looks. Well I'll have a Mcstraw and jam it up your Mceyes you fing mctosser"

"its strange isnt it? You stand in a library and go Aaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!! And everyone just stares at you. But do the same in an areoplane and everyone joins in"

"why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

"why does my profile ask me to log in even though i was already logged in and typing my profile and now i just lost 10minuets of pure awsomeness that i wont re type for the sake of my own conviniece.

No i am not lazy i simply can not convince myself that the unimportant is so important.

--this symbol is the key to open the box that contains the key to the box that holds the box you just opened that also contains a ball that opens another ball that contains another key that tells the first key that it has to open a paper that is in a bottle in a box in a room outside the dishwasher that tells you the key to the box that contains the key to the box holding the box you just opened that opens a ball that opens another ball that has another key that says the first key has to open a paper in a bottle in a room outside the dishwasher that has the symbol which is the first key of four that lead to a series of objects that lead to the first key... So how do we get a key that is needed to get that very same key,and how the hell did it get in there in the first place if in has to be on the outside to lock its self in??!!!

Answer it if you dare...

Update 3/28/12

Well i am currently listening to "you're a wolf" by sea wolf...yes i am using my ipod to type this and once again it is excruciating.( suck at spelling).

Did i mention wolves are my fav animal?

I decided to try drawing and im not too bad aparently. I might draw an avvie for my profile lol i still havent put any kind of pic up yet...

Damn my internet is slow ever since my super paranoid (jk) dad ( i dont have a clue what is up with him ... My mom told me the story abouts some really Traumatic happened to him while back before they were married but i wont tell you guys what happened because... Well lets just say it really sucked)put a magnet on our router to thwart the evil lawn campers stealing our oh so special internet... Now i get better reception from my neigbors router around 150 ft away.

Oh ya forgot to tell you guys that we got a 2012 cr-v it was almost 30,000 :0... Its got a screen, sun roof, body molding pack and other goodies yay .

Our next car might be a lexus ( my dad wants one and he needs a new car so he can give his old one ( our other cr-v) to me and my brother. He said it was an RX somthin... Few more days before my b day and then my mom is gonna force me to go to a driveing school for my 6 hour drive and eventually my permit XD.

Im just hoping i dont lose internet while i type this... You all know why.

My aunt went to check on the family island in the philipines... Well actually two family owned islands. One is nothing now though since a hurricane destroyed the house there but the first one is ok. She will be gone for a few weeks so we get to keep her car plus other expensive things luke her laptop till she gets back. She has a fully loaded limited toyota four runner with a gazillion features that puts our car to shame:(.

Just for the record my family ( mom dad bro me) are not rich. My aunt is richer because my uncle is in the navy, he used to be the admirals right hand man on some carrier and hes got a box full of medals but now he is old and just loads planes at the base. Lots of people in my family were in the military my uncle is in the navy my other uncle was in the army and is... Um currently in Arlington national cemetary my grandfather was also in the army and is now also dead ( he died while we were camping... We never camp anymore) my dad was a sergeant or somthing and he gives me lots of really helpful tips when im playing war games. ( im not sure what he was really... He only mentioned it once a long time ago and never since). I myself have no plans of joining the military, i want to be an engineer or doctor. I have some other relatives that are millionares but i dont really know them... They own a hotel chain. The rest of my relatives are also richer than us and they all live In L.A.

My world is a crazy complicated mess but its still fun :D

I need to sleep but i dont wanna!!!!

i carry an odd medalion necklass thing around in my pocket... Its been four years since my brother gave it to me and i still havent actually worn it. Wierdos unite!!! (jk) im not a weirdo im just got odd habits.

I dont belive in the end of the world or 2012 but if it does happen and i die wont mind...if everyone is dead i dont think it would really matter.

Pizzzzzzaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

omnomnomnomnomnom

If you keep thinking of your past...what will become your future?

Bordom just means you've become smart enough to realize how much time you've wasted entertaining yourself.

yeah just sit there and keep noding your head like your actually listening to my usless babble.

over the ages we humans have used our superior intelligence to find new more creative ways to kill each other instead of ways to save each other.

i am a list person

This is Food signing off!!!!

2/3/13... I think or technically 2/4/13 since its 2am

hmm I haven't done any type of update on here in a while so I guess I'll just whip something up.

I am now typing on my iphone 5 which amazingly has a spellcheck that works and doesn't constantly try to make me look like an illiterate moron. I am also enjoying the fact that it has LTE Internet and I don't have to worry about wifi ( full explanation of why this is such a big deal Is in one of my other earlier updates).

i guess...

The six letters above was the intro to an explanation of who I really am and some secrets I cant tell anyone about and that no one, not my family, my friends or any human on the planet, not even my cat knows about... Ok Maybe my cat knows some things but whatever. Anyway even after considering the fact that no one ever looks at this I have decided not to put it on here... Hehehehe I don't know why I'm even posting on here or something...

As you can tell I am not really in a light hearted mood right now mainly due to shit going on in my life that are related to some secrets mentioned above. No i won't say what and you won't notice anything wrong due to my epic acting skills. Hmmm I just noticed the pills I take every day are the very same pills characters in the anime Ookamii ( this probably isn't the title but i can't remember so ill just say it is)take to keep from turning into wolf things... Only mine don't seem to do anything at all... They are for acne I'm told but if you have seen me they obviously Don't seem to be doing much for that... Lol I forgot to take them again hehehehe .

anyway guys ( "guys" as in my imaginary readers who aren't real unless you who are reading this are not me and are in fact " real" readers.) ignore most of my bullpie as I am tired an not very good At making decisions in my current state...

anyway ( hehehe spam) due to the fact it is kinda hard to type right now I am going to end this stupid update that I probably am going to delete to keep you people from inferring shit.

update 3/6/13

um... I am really tired and I've been queasy for the past few days so Ill make this short.

my b day is coming up soon so that makes me 17 I guess...

I have to drive with some dude named mike over spring break so I think I am going to have to make up some random shit to say for two hours.

i have been practicing my human drawing skills lately and they have been improving.

i think the state testing thing at school is insultingly easy and I am finishing sections 20 to 30 mins early so boredom is all I am getting this week.

I killed my fish sculpture ( by accident ) so I am calling it a fossil.

im bored

no one reads my shit

i don't read my shit

um... I think I may have drawn the wrong character for my friend pally ( sorry dude I hope it wasn't important)

im getting another weird headache on two spots on top of my head

my phone is at 90%

it is now the 7th of march

list...

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um... I was sure I had something interesting to say when I stared this

shit I can't think at all

3-27-13 update

well I can drive now :D although I don't think I'm all that great at it yet. The fastest I've gone is 70 mph Which is the fastest you can really go legally around here.

now my mom is gonna make me or my bro do all the driving during vaca or when were shopping and my dad won't go out and buy me stuff Anymore :(

Anyway my parents are going to get me and my bro a car but for some reason they seem hellbent on getting a truck. They keep saying you can pick whatever but they only really ever seem onboard when I suggest a truck... Lol. They just want it so they can buy furniture or lawn stuff, and since its mine/ bro we are gonna end up carrying that stuff. The mileage sorta sucks but my parents don't think it matters since we won't be driving all that much.

anyway... lol I keep saying that

hmm... Im 17 for anyone wondering...

spring break is soooooooooo boring im gonna die

I stopped drawing for a while now so I'm not to sure how well I can draw now

3-28-13 update

whoo 600 mile road trip tomorrow to go see some cherry blossoms or something.

i know it seems kinda like a waste of gas but hey I get some easy practice driving on a straight road for hours and hours... split between me and my bro of course. Plus I get an excuse to listen to music since I don't really get much time do do that with my calendar filled up with "sit on the couch".

i don't think my dad believes I can drive and I think that he wants me to drive only so he can annoy me when I kill someone. Every time there's a car accident with some deaths in it on the news he always rewinds it so that I can get a good long look at it...

anyway I'm getting off the subject of driving since I have been rambling too much about it lately... Mainly because my dad won't get off my back about it... Whatever

squishy is the best word ever hehehehe shquish

ooo it's 11:11 im gonna make a wish...

i made a wish on 12:12:12 12/12/12...

thats the 12th second of the 12th minute of the 12th hour of the 12th day of the 12th month of the 12th year in this millennia.

gonna have to wait 988 years to get something like that again. 1:1:1 1/1/01 that's in the year 3001. Unless I'm wrong...

2-3-14

wow I have finally gotten back here after a year has past huh... So things that have changed on the past year? Um... im not as cheerful as my younger self from the above posts due to some crappy shit going down over the past year, some of which include my secret almost being found out, but other than being a close shave it is still a secret.

Of course anyone who knows me in the real world knows nothing of these things and sees my life as something near perfect since all I do is smile so...

anyway I am close to being 18 now and that means college :( not to happy about that. Mah dad is slowly reverting back to super anger person so that sucks, ( this destroyed my summer vacay by the way)

its 1:22 am which is keeping in with my tradition of doing this shit late

i have gotten a lot better at drawing Which is actually kindOf Annoying since I still work hard on it but now people just expect it now and seem to think its easy for me ( it's not by the way, it's really really hard, I'm not naturally good I just super grind forced my self to learn.)

my weekends have all gone to shit since my mom works every day of the week now and in stuck with mah dad( you all now how that ends up)... The past few weeks have been alright but he really snapped a little while ago.

i haven't really got anything funny to say anymore sorry I'm just not interested right now. It funny to think that tomorrow in gonna walk into school tomorrow with a smile and start cracking jokes like the happiest dude around...

wow I sound really depressed lol

whatever not like anyone other than me reads this and it's more like some weird journal for my random shit now, heck I don't even write stories what the hell am I doing here.

Hmm what else to say?...

i am sleep deprived as usual, I suck at writing( I tried it and I ended up with... Something...) .

I should write something cheerful on here so...

Im getting mah ear checked tomorow cuz I can't really hear out if it-_-

that's not cheerful... Shit

um... I'm a character in a story my friend is writing :D though no one will notice that since the character is only based on me... It's not really me

my phone is at 93%

my face hurts

ive got lots of medicine everywhere but none of it seems to do anything

well at least the " lets write random bull pie" part of me is still here

Hmmm I guess all this random stufF could be posted as a story...

im getting bored

list

list

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look I still do that

oh crap I forgot to comment on my friend's story... I told her I would once I got back into my account... And I didn't .

well I'm still as disappointing as ever ... That haven't change either.

ive become a super slacker now Feeling absolutely nothing as I "forget" to do stuff

im still locked in a war with my phones auto correct

my pillow case is stained with blood( don't worry it's mine)

snow snow everywhere

I still can't figure out how to draw snow for a pic of my character in my friend's story

The sea hawks won yay

i hate .7 pencils but my beloved drawing pencil is no more and I am stuck with crappy generic ones that are to hard and bad for tiny details

still don't have a license due to my supreme slackerness ( lol mah phone tried to correct taht to super ego )

yes I know my life dosent suck as much as other peoples

yea I know my spelling sucks

im not a writer with exception to this profile which. Could be counted as a story

lol I don't know if that's right so let's tack on I suck at grammar too

Guys plz don't take anything I say on here seriously ... I might type something " questionable" or. something... Eh... [ looks back at what I just typed] { " screw it"} anyway I don't need someone I know going on here and... Waht ever never mind back to the story that isn't a story 亜ぬわ言う lol wrong keyboard

its 2:04 and I am not Sure about why I am on here

i bet my dad is gonna say something weird to me tomorow or be suspicious of me for something. That or he will completely ignore me / keep sleeping/ annoy me about how I never eat breakfast.

i keep feeling lime I forgot something important

lol lime

I'm not gonna bother fixing that... You guys know what's supposed to be there anyway

2:08

im asian

why dose that sound weird...

my existence probably amounts to the same amount of worth as those other random accounts people made on here then forgot about.

again taht grammar -_- wa... evwry thing past this point didn't stay????!!!

im not gonna bother putting this stuff back. It's pointless anyway.

i should publish this shit and get internet raged by random strangers :D

2:15

im just banking on that storm to dump enough snow so I can stay home and not worry about the fact I should have slept last night

too Many. Spaces.

And weird periods from nowhere ( probably my phones scheme to annoy me)

my brother has over 1000 unread messages yet my measly 300 earned me the rep as the guy who Doesn't respond and or pick up. Common guys I don't have my phone on me 24/7... Still feel free to continue txting and stuff, mabey I can beat his record.

2:22

shouldn't I be getting sleepy already?

If I were an anime/ manga character I would be the one who's always smiling but has a lot of shit hiding behind it( cloud take note of this)

2:25

how the hell did I get the quiet non talking label... Just cuz I don't talk to literally everybody Dosen't mean I don't talk at all..

this update is getting kinda long...

2:28

yes, yes I did

Shut up auto correrrrrrrrreect my spelling is fine

2:31

2:32

hmm stupidly bright flashes outside with loud noise following... No it's not lightning...Or the cops... Lol why is that an option... It's just our transformer, it likes to explode a lot without affecting the power supply ( idk mabye it's majical or something)

shut up phone likes is not spelled likea this isn't ikea

shit 2:50

84%

woooo there it goes again

sounds like a dyeing whale... Which is kinda creepy

its... Moaning...

0_0

why the hell Dosen't the power company ever notice this thing I mean really the thing is freaking exploding and no one ever seems to think anything is wrong...

its raining

its 3:00

crap

2-4-14

well it's 1:16 so I'm back

I'm bored and it's late so I'm back to writing random stuff

i got dub step running through my head

my ear is back at 100% and I can listen to stuff. Properly so... Yay

another random period... not gonna fix that

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I can't think of anything

another snow storm coming

and another after that too...

i gave up on shoveling... This is like the sixth time in a row the snow has been there forever now

thus dub step is getting annoying so in gonna change channels

i got a new inking pen :D it says japan on it

no more gym... Ever again D: I can't practice my reverse blade on stuff anymore... Well until the snow melts and I can use my practice sword to hit a birdie ( the badminton one not the " chirp chirp " one) back and forth with my bro .

1:32 but no worries I can sleep in again

i can't motivate myself to draw again...it will probably be another few months before I draw a character again

I freaking hate conduit ( those assholes never know when to quit )

im on mabinogi If anyone wants to come along I'm koshohan on he alexia server

I probably misspelled my name and the server

me an. A small group of my freinds (3) are hopefully sticking together through college And may be going to japan for the hell of it since there is a campus there

my life's story ( 2 years of it anyway, and it's not even consistent and filled with lots of holes) typed while half asleep in a place for a small bio of someone who actually writes stories.

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23 is an important number to me for a very obscure reason

damn I forgot to keep track of the days between " incidents" no not hulk style but close in a way

My life is sooooo boring nothing ever happens ( well until "he" finds out, and he will theres no doubt since it dictates my future but anyway when that happens I will be in hell) only a few months till it becomes unavoidable now, can't hide much longer. No I wont say what my secret is other than it will be in control ( directly and indirectly) of very aspect of my life past a certain point no it's not a disease, no it's not a crime, not it's not whatever weird thing your imagining right now

lol why am I putting this on here anyway

1:57

im sleepy and typing weird shit

id rather be in a manga right now... A least those stories make sense

the lines on my back are feeling weird

2:03

My room is boring

my closet hangs over the stairs and I can't walk around in half of it ( because of the stairs) Waht ... Why the hell is this one here...

considering the fact that no one reads this and this is the internet and this is supposed to be a bio of myself so screw it I will make a proper bio.

im a nine tailed fox with 1 tail ( yes laugh all you want ) that's 17 years old and that I will get another tail In 93 years : yes that means I am powerless mostly and I am just imitating my brother's human form( so we are twins :D ; but he's older than me ) until I am 50 Or so and I can make my own.

i'ma Zenko by the way... Not one of those yako jerks who keep screwing with people

I fell on mah ass during gym a while ago( no lie) mah tail is all sore still, it slipped out when I lost concentration and I landed on it

2:22

I'm going to sleep... Can't fall asleep in class and "switch back" lolz

i growl when in annoyed ( not on purpose ) it's just a habit that I forcibly control outside. ( because a human growling at people is just weird , but at home I let loose and do it without thinking; yes I also shoot off those high pitched whines every now and then too ( also not on purpose)

above is not a lie, I am very honest :p

wow I'm really diving into my private life now. :D

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2:30

getting close to my limit here ( not sleepy now but tomorrow this might be a problem)

2:44 crap I'm bleeding

back to my old self... shouldn't even be abl to do transformationsin the first plasd

tying with my nose

not bad huh?

Better than with tumbs

:o missed a few letters

gnight

2-7-14

making a new drawing for a friend :D its bigger than any other pic I've drawn recently and it's got a stupid amount of detail( gothic Loli frill overload).

its a lot better than any of my drawings since this is the first one I've really done where I took the time to plan out everything and do research( I don't have a strong mental image what a gothic Loli should be).

I haven't put this much work into a character since my very first human drawing two years ago( I had mostly been drawing animals until I worked up the courage to try humans )

its also the first time I've had to break up the draw time into several days instead of doing it all in a few hours. The first day was general planning ,research, an. character concept sketching/ proportion framing. The second day was refining the character's "character" by experimenting with the face shape,hair, eyes, and overall size and posture. Today and tomorrow are the clothes, which are very challenging since I usually slap on a collar shirt and a skirt/ pants on my characters, and this time it's a complicated mess Of frills and layers and shading. It's fun though and I've been making good progress. The last day will be the background and finishing with a few more details here and there and some cleaning on my computer afterwards to remove any smudges.

yeah in still far away from my goals as an artist imo and as an newbie i take a very long time to draw and I usually never get to the final product due to endless tweaking. but considering that I've never been taught and I've only been doing this on and off for two years( for human/anime) I think I'm improving a bit :D going from lifeless robotic characters to my current one that looks close to what you see in google images.( p.s. To my friends in homeroom and stuff, I fixed the head and stuff so the above is not talking about that slightly creepy sketch you guys saw.)( I erased that one and re did it)

i know there are plenty of people out there that can do this kind of detail in a few hours ( there are lots at school) but I am not the greatest, I'm just good, or average or something. That profile pic I have is one of my first animal pics from a million years ago. the full version took up four printer papers and is currently hanging proudly over my bed, even though I have much better stuff around now this is still one of my favs from way back:D

2-10-14

ehhh I broke my sword D: I was testing to see how fast I could swing and I somehow snapped the blade right above the guard.( no I wasn't hitting anything it just kept going at the end of my swing) I was doing a two handed snap straight down from over my head so I have no idea how it broke like that.

I could always get another one cheap off Amazon or something but I will keep This one anyway since it is really old since I've had it forever.( probably why it broke)

I won't waste my money anyway it won't be useful for anything other than looking pretty on a stand or playing sword badminton.

i have ran out of motivation for drawing... Again... I will try to start up again some time soon, maybe tomorrow or when that next snow storm comes in later this week And we have a snow day for the gazillionth time.

its 12:45

my body is falling apart due to my inability to fix it properly

my hair is weirdly not messy and in fact fights to stay neat... Something I have never ever ever ever seen it do ever.

i have a string wrapped around my arm, it is a very nice looking string and I have no idea why it's there

my cat is back in my room

my cat is sneezing

my cat is staring

my cat is poking me

my cat is sleeping on my foot

my lucky cat statue is staring

my lucky cat statue is not beckoning ( waving or so) even though I gave it lots of money) and instead is just sitting there motionless.

there is a WCC 70(military).50 cal bullet next to it

I'm gonna go to sleep I have half my day is filled with science classes tomorrow.

1:03

im not sleeping...

i should write a story ( not a fantasy since I can't do taht)

XD it would be a slice of life story based on my life since I suck at making stuff up and real life makes a great story.

it would go a lot like this only not in updates( full story) and I would change things like names so you can learn secrets of "someone's" life and not anyone specific.

i am listening to a great song to make me feel better after failing to draw my latest idea and just trashing it

1:16

oddly enough my tail is still sore weeks after falling on mah ass... I'm sure nothing wrong

full moon coming up in a few days... Not really relevant to anything

I'm not gonna write a story about a one tailed nine-tailed fox living a normal human life cuz I suck at story telling

Instead I will just update this random thing till it stops me from making anymore

1:21

I'm setting my self up again

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1:24

yes I am staring at my phone watching time slip by

i am an uninteresting person :(

I cant do anything amazing or better than other people

I'm not special...heck I've got a ( almost) clone of me who can match anything I can do and usually beat me that looks just like me and acts like me, has the same interests and Daily life, and messes up my rep every time he dose his stupid wiggly leg thing whenever he's standing there o. Sitting there doing nothing because people seem to look at us as the same person, hell even my parents use both our names in quick succession to address us or call us. Even when there's only one of us there...

1:41 ( I came back)

ussua

i should probably put this in my real journal which is sitting In a chest in my closet with absolutely Nothing in it

i wrote a short story about that journal with nothing in it

its not on here obviously

i deleted that story

one person other than me ever read it

lol it sucked

1:30

anyway I am going to listen to that song again

use some useless medicine that never helps

and go to sleep

probably...

or...

11/4/14

holy shit its been 9 months since I logging into this lol

me and my last couple of friends ( most have gone off to college miles and miles away and are gone :( ) are prepping to write a story (original one not based off anything) yays. right now we are tring to spin a really complicated web of a story without getting it tangled, and so far its going just fine. I've already made a first chapter of sorts ( no its not published) and seeing as mah epic skills aren't all that bad i will probably be writing parts of the story. seeing as we have 4 people on our little team ( 5 if you add our editor) this may come out to be something decent.

hm... mini update on life... college is boring as *

haven't really been putting much effort in and got lots of free time ( not as much as mah NEET team mate... lucky bastard) so this story is gonna be a little project to pass the time.

anyway dont expect the story to pop up anytime soon ( yes Im talking to you, oh Mr. imaginary reader who isn't really here...unless you are here...Mr. im gonna check up on a seemingly dead account with no stories cuz thats not wierd at all. ) as the prep work will take time and even though we have the world/characters(minor-mains-evil-and randoms)/backstory/and lots of technical stuff sorta done( and by done i mean lots of notes scattered between emails, imessage/txt logs, and my phone note pad).

8/3/17

Its been 3 years

1 year wasted

2 more years 1000 miles away from home

Was it worth it?

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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 72 - Words: 552,596 - Reviews: 12395 - Favs: 6,256 - Follows: 6,827 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Tending to the Soul by potNpaN reviews
Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,597 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 8,228 - Follows: 6,782 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,945 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Homeostasis by PirateShipping reviews
When Robin the Amnesiac is found in a field, Frederick the Wary is understandably concerned. But as his suspicions fade, his frustration grows; and looking after a woman who can't recall the most basic skills of self-preservation proves to be quite the challenge.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,011 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Frederick] Chrom, Lissa