![]() Author has written 11 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, D.Gray-Man, Yu-Gi-Oh, Saiyuki, Wild Adapter/Executive Committee, Psych, Supernatural, and Merlin. Where sanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line Name: Lacuna Miyamoto, Blue Lord, BlueLizardKing THE LIFE AND TIMES OF LACUNA About Me: Stuff. I'll get to it later. Age: Undisclosed. IQ: Pfft. Like a billion? Duh. DoB: 29 November (Same birthday as GENJYO SANZO!) Starsign: Sagittarius Zodiac: Horse I Like: Manga, drawing, reading, writing, listening to music, art, myths and legends, climbing and drooling in the shower. I Hate: Rampant stupidity, the word "Hipster" Thing I need most in my Life: MOTIVATION Music: Rock n Roll. From the 60s to today. Other stuff I like. Favorite Author(s): Chuck Palahniuk, JD Salinger, Piers Anthony, Tomora Pierce Favorite Manga: Saiyuki (Reload and Burst), Beelzebub, Biomeat, Ushio and Tora Favorite Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Desert Punk, Gankutsuou, Hellsing Ultimate, Hunter x Hunter, Saiyuki (Burial Arc), Sorcerer Stabber Orphen, Yu Yu Hakusho Favorite Movie(s): Die Hard, Fight Club, Indiana Jones, Rock n' Rolla, The Losers, KissKiss BangBang, How To Train Your Dragon. Favorite Paring(s): almost EVERYTHING. Shassie because it's cute, I secretly ship Shus because Shawn has wierd feelings and he really lets that slip sometimes. I don't ship Merthur, because they're (secretly) really good friends and Gwen and Arthur deserve each other, but it's SO HARD sometimes. Also Merlin and Freya were the sweetest thing ever. No Johnlock for me, not because there's no love, but because I think their relationship is perfect the way it is. I adamatly refuse to ship JDxCox which takes all of my concentration. I also really REALLY love the FossxKyle (Oh dude, Fossil!) Pairing from Kyle XY. I'm serious, it will blow your mind. I'd explain why, but this is getting out of hand. And similarly, Rix from Generator Rex. Oh god, I wish there were more stoic bodyguards to pair with warm hearted... bodies that are guarded, I guess. Sherlock Headcanon: Sherlock's skull is Puerto Rican. It is so Puerto Rican. Merlin Headcanon: Merlin isn't human. Not just "magic" but physically not human, although his magic makes him look it, and he doesn't know and never will. Hunith, however, does. Lancelot told Percival about Merlin's magic, so that Percival could watch out for him. At first (before they came to Camelot), he didn't say Merlin's name, but Percival put it together afterwards. During the doracha incident, Lancelot outright told him to keep an eye on Merlin. Confession, I was always mad that other sorcerers have golden eyes too. Sometimes Merlin calls Kilgharrah because he's lonely and one time they even hugged (and they'll do it again, too). Gawain is loyal to Merlin and only to Merlin. Arthur knows this and approves silently. Merlin's magic isn't quite not sentient. Merlin often forgets to eat. TeenWolf Headcanon: Derek is secretly asexual. Stiles is the pack "female", also being around so many werewolves is doing weird hormone-chemical things to his body, but he won't ever actually "change". Chris Argent is a good guy and secretly protects the pack (in his own indirect way). His wife is a psychotic bitch (he'll end up killing her to protect Allison and Scott). Stiles' theme song is "American Beauty" by Ray Wilson & Stilkson. Psych Headcanon: Shawn has a manic personality disorder. Lassiter saw Shawn shoot in Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark. In his will, he leaves Shawn his favorite gun and Jules the rest of them. The rest of his things go to charities and the salvation army. Lassiter is actually a very easy going guy. He's just very excitable. Generator Rex Headcanon: The Meta-nanite deactivated itself willingly, as a favor to Rex. It will reactivate on it's own should need arise. LACUNA HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT WARNING: DUE TO THE TRAVISTY OF A CREATIVE DEPRESSION, DO NOT EXPECT ANY NEW STORIES ANYTIME SOON! I APOLOGIZE DEEPLY! (Possible) Upcomings: Merlin Teen Wolf Hearing Things chp. 6 The Disclaimer: Ahem. All Manga, Anime, Books, Movies etc, etc, that are already in existance, belong to their rightful owners and I profit in this undertaking purely on a spiritual level. All characters, plots, etc, etc, that I myself have created, belong to me. Feel free to use these to your liking, however, I would like a notification beforehand and a mention in the Author's notes. Any resemblance of my characters to any non-fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental, unless I decide it isn't. The Topic of Criticism: Critic is very helpful and appriciated. A well founded, well thought out and professionally written critic is helpful in the development of a blooming author. Sharing your thoughts on a story by pointing out mistakes may seem mean, but no one learns from being right. FLAMING IS NOT HELPFUL. Flaming is cruel, rude, and unproductive. LACUNA ATTEMPTS HUMOR Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: Any idea how to drive this thing? Somewhere inside me there's a skinny women screaming to get out. I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. Lying causes death in small children. Silly rabbit, tricks are for lying, deciving bastards! You know that you're obbessed with Gundam Wing when you slap people for blasphamy because they tell you "hero" isn't spelled with two "e"s Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. Fight Club How did we get into this conversation? We're talking about the sexuall prefrences of a lamp. Me (yes, I actually did argue with my brother about which gender a lamp would rape) Me: Don't go into the tall grass! My Mom: Why? Me: The raptors... Mom: I wish I had your worries. Embrace the total dork in yourself; life's too short to be cool. I felt like destroying something beautiful. Fight Club Tyler sold his soap to department stores at 20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. Fight Club I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and IT UPSETS ME! Lake Placid I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it. It's all fun and games until someone is sacrificed to Satan. Remember, you can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. So there I was, spittin' on my goldfish, tryin' to keep it alive... One time, you died and I became a Mexican. one of my favorites "Cheer up, things could get worse..." so we cheered up and, sure enough, things got worse. That went so far over my head, I'm getting frequent flyer miles. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal. I am so unbelievably awsome that it doesn't even matter that everyone else thinks I'm a total loser. Me Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zeroFight Club. Oho! They say I am not motivated, but they fail to realize, if I were motivated, there would be no force on this planet that could ever hope to stop me.Me I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything. If I woke up looking like that, I'd run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. I have an idea! An Idea, so great, that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about! I... I... I am going to call you a very mean word in a minute.Me Sorry, that was a sudden attack of asanine behavior on my part.Me That was so awsome, I'm gonna have to invent a word for it. Me Me: I'm gonna go make some bread. Mom: ...Pitt. Me: Brad! Not bread! Wait, shit! What happened to the birds? The animals? I can't hear any fish! Rurouni Kenshin blooper You're gonna regret being that sarcastic when I'm bathing in the blood of my victims. Me Mom: Say something nice to me. Me: I'm hungry. Mom: You're supposed to say something nice! Me: You're a very good cook. I don't jump out and scare you. I follow you around all day. I only got about an hour and a half of work around here, and the rest of the time I track you, like an animal. Janitor (Scrubs) We're insignificant. Let's be insignificant together. |
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