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New Beginnings by Kaarina Riddle reviews
Hermione comes home to find her husband in a compromising position on the kitchen table and wants to get away from everything, the perfect job opportunity as a professor of Charms at Hogwarts is offered and she takes it. Only to find that there's a surprise Draco Malfoy old school nemesis is the new DADA professor what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,751 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Something Beautiful in Return by smithandbarrowman reviews
A betrayal of the worst kind has Hermione Granger seeking a place of solitude, where she can leave the world behind and be by herself. All Draco Malfoy wants is privacy, and his name to be forgotten. But is that the only thing they both want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,820 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 11/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,933 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 7,817 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
Muggle Things by RavieSnake reviews
After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,217 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Three Weddings and a Hook-Up by smithandbarrowman reviews
Weddings are dull affairs...at least that's what I thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Worst Date Ever by MotherofBulls reviews
Hermione loses a bet to Draco and now has to let him take her on "the worst date in the history of the world." His words. Hermione is in for a night full of crappy pub food, a rented children's choir, and casual violence. But at some point in this rubbish heap of an evening, Hermione finds that there's more to Draco than she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Fever by Flightglow32 reviews
After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
A Past Erased by Ariel Riddle reviews
"His face contorted with a mixture of rage, indecision, and determination. Hermione did not care, she ran all the way up to him before flinging herself in his arms, wrapping her arms and legs tightly around him—she would never let go." A Hermione get's obliviated, Draco defects story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,231 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,019 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Senses by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione and Draco both want the Room of Requirement to themselves. But sharing the space might be more than what they bargained for. Rated M for a reason. Narrative style: dialogue and sounds. Unique experience. Dramione (PWP) (Possible Oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Enemies With Benefits by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,625 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Serpent by waterflower20 reviews
'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,090 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Opposites Attract by hopelesslydevoted.xx reviews
"So we're back to using last names again are we Granger?" Malfoy snapped. "You know what, pretend I didn't acknowledge you, and better yet, continue to ignore me like you have been." Love potion revenge gone wrong. Rated M for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Black by thewaitwasworthitlove reviews
She took a deep breath and remembered why she was here - to make Draco Malfoy sweat. She pressed her feelings down. Now was not a time to get all dewy and nervous and tremulous. That time was past. Now it was time to get even.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Meus Contraho by Curiositykils reviews
My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 218,900 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione and the Beast by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione owns a bookshop and things get complicated when she receives a very ancient rare book full of spells and a blonde haired bad boy from her past shows up. Let's just say things get a bit furry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,499 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 239 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete