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Joined 11-19-13, id: 5336625, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.

Hi.


That awkward moment when you're on FanFiction editing your profile and don't know what to write...


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight chick around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I don't believe in stereotypes.
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Undying by FEMSasuke reviews
He didn't know why he wanted her. But he did, and he wanted her to want him too. Chouji's death nearly destroyed him, but maybe she could help him build himself back up. Shikamaru x FEM! Sasuke. (The story is not as simple as the summary, though.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U.
Promises Not Made are Promises Never Kept by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
SEQUEL TO TAKEN: HELL TO FIRE Sasuke Uchiha has been dead for four years, and life to Team Seven hasn't been the same since. But now the Chunin Exams are underway, and Naruto meets a boy with Sasuke's name who carries a horrific power on his shoulders that everyone so desperately wants to have...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 138,407 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Raikage's Claim by MnlLolita reviews
Konoha does not want her, but a powerless traitor can still be of some use. Her heart beats because an agreement is made. In exchange for aid she will be his prisoner for as long as it pleases him. Raikage x FEM Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sasuke U., A/Fourth Raikage
Love will never die by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
Life continues after Itachi's proposal to Sasuke. They put off the wedding until her 16th birthday but in the mean time near-death experiences, jealous people, awakening demons, and heart warming scenarios abound. This is the sequal to One in a million so that means ita/sasu(fem)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hard life to live by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
sasuke is a girl who has never had it easy. everyone seems to hate her and she doesn't know why. she leaves to village with Kakashi and returns years later with answers to her old questions. fem!sasu, later pairing with Suigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,375 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Ensnared by MnlLolita reviews
HAKU X FEM SASUKE X GAARA. Naruto has been selected as the Rokudaime candidate, but the path to become Hokage is unstable. Understanding this, the Mizukage and Kazekage unite to contain the undisclosed presence of the captive Sasuke to prevent any political opposition from using her to isolate Naruto from his destiny. Unfortunately, feelings start to complicate things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara, Haku
Break a Leg: Original by Apsaras reviews
Have you ever wanted to be an actor? To be famous, rich, a star? Do you want to hear the words, "Break a Leg." Well I dont want those things, mostly because I already have them. But when your manager doesn't care about you or what you are in, you realize who you can trust. So now my cousin, best friend, and I try to escape, but now, I guess it may be too late...[Being Re-written]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Neji H., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Clash of Worlds by wilkins75 reviews
this is a rewrite of an earlier stories, Using the last of his chakra Itachi Uchiha sent his brother to another world in order to protect him from the akatsuki Too bad the new world is at war and Sasuke is a perfect weapon. Sasuke/Azula, Naruto/Sakura, Zuko/Katara
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,335 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Azula - Complete
The Hokage's Mysterious Assassin by MnlLolita reviews
Itachi is no traitor. Having learned the truth, Sasuke chooses to disregard Orochimaru's offer in favor of standing beside the one who lifted the chains of revenge off her. Known only as Kuro, the mysterious black-clad figure serves as Godaime Hokage's eyes and ears as well as being her sword and shield against all sorts of adversaries within and beyond Konoha's borders. FEM SASUKE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Tsunade S.
Buy Your Time by tatoo26 reviews
"Sasuke, tell me... How much do you make in a day in the company?"..."What's with the question?"..."Please... just tell me." They have been in an arranged marriage but Hinata did not expect that she'd fall in love with the man her father had chosen for her. AU. SasuHina. Warning: OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
We Found Love by DragonofFernweh reviews
Kiara has her demons to hide, but Sasuke has some of his own. If they found a way to help each other cope, would they be helping each other overcome their hidden pain? A night of passion can unlock secrets both teenagers often hid even from themselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Hime's Bedtime Story by Pandawii reviews
Because every Princess needs a Prince. And every Ouji needs a Hime. Sasuhina Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Blackout by BWL reviews
She detached herself from him and took a step back, scratching her cheek in embarrassment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
The Dragon of Black flames by A Pimp Named Ed reviews
Seeing the shinobi world going through yet another war, a new, changed Sasuke decides that the world would need help in the future. What happens when the future is the world of Avatar? Worst. Summary. Ever.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Sasuke U., Azula, Ty Lee, Toph]
Please kiss me again by katychan666 reviews
Sasuke goes to a party, where he plays spin the bottle with Itachi :D ItaSasu :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Memories by XxSasuke'sTearsxX reviews
Sasuke is gone, Naruto looks back on the best person to come into his life. Can he find the gull to forgive himself, or will he die trying? NaruXSasu, Character Death, Language, Lemon, I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Treacherous Heart by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how traitorous it really is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 112,486 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
A Rift in Time (abandoned) by Yours truly - Pride reviews
During the Shinobi War, the Juubi has opened a portal to the future. Naruto sends Sasuke to safety through it and closes the portal. Sasuke ends up in the future, in the world of mages, as a young boy. He is given another chance at life, and becomes the lightning dragon slayer, and most importantly, a Fairy Tail mage! Eventual Sasuke x Erza, probably NaLu as well
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Erza S.
One Last Kiss by Glowstix-Junky reviews
A quick oneshot I wrote when I had some downtime in accounting. Uchihacest. Fluff and sadness. No Like No Read! Warning: May destroy your feels The story was inspired by the cover photo. I don't know who made it but I credit the artist. I only own the story. If you know who made this piece please let me know so can credit them properly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Forgive me Sasuke by Midori-san11 reviews
Itasasu, Itachi x Sasuke. Sasuke is confused after a meeting with Itachi. Why? Will the sudden appearance of Itachi clear up his confusion? This is mi first fic! I wrote the original in spanish (it's on my page) and I decided to translate the fic because I think more people can read it! (sorry for the mistakes) I hope you like my fic :3 (The characters belong to M.Kishimoto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Music by Chibimonkeyking reviews
Sasuke gets away from the loneliness he feels when he's home alone by playing his guitar. It reminds him of his older brother, who taught him how to play when they were younger. One afternoon, he was playing in his room when he noticed Itachi watching him from the doorway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life, My Feelings, My Brother by McFinnagen reviews
Random One-shot, ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Secret by Lunchbox413 reviews
He should have expected this. Naruto's always been a one-track-mind kind of person and once he locks onto something, it's almost impossible for him to forget about it. Even after all these years, the blonde is still obsessed with the mystery of their former teacher's face. (This story features Naruto and Sasuke, but the pairing is KakashiXSasuke)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Forgetting Heaven by mydamnedpassion reviews
"Don't go." Kakashi said, and he cursed his voice for shaking, cursed his throat for tightening, cursed his eyes for glazing for even a second. "We both know that's impossible, Sensei." In which Kakashi gets a midnight visitor in a hospital ward in the shape of his former student. KakaSasu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Try by rekichi reviews
An innocent conversation with Naruto helps Sasuke uncover his own hidden feelings for the only other Sharingan-user in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Choosing My Destiny by AuthorNote reviews
Mikogami asked the bus-driver to pick up a certain blond. However, the one whom the bus driver brought back was a completely different person. What will happen then? Pairing: See below. Harem: No,
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,261 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Aqua S.
Without trust by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
Sasuke is a girl! Itachi is only three years older then her, when they go to school can Sasuke's blonde boyfriend help pull her out of her depression or push her in further. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U.
New shinobi village:The hiddan world village by speedgain reviews
Sasuke after defeating Naruto in the valley of the end, regrets it and leaves deciding that his path up until now was pointless and ends up at yokai academy. Meeting the dark lord Akasha Bloodriver and convincing her to be a Kage in a new village, on the condition that the first Genin pass the Chunin exams.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Moka A., Kurumu K., Shizuka N.
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forbidden by Mettlei reviews
Kakashi definitely had a fetish... that fetish being...Sasuke. Graphic Yaoi. Kakashi/Sasuke. Shota.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Apprenticed Again by shadyboy reviews
In a new world, and his only companion is a raccoon. Naruto shouldn't have tried to help him, that idiot always messed things up.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,973 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sasuke U.
One in a million by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
Naruto wasn't made the Kyuubi's container, Sasuke was and she is a girl. The fourth is alive and Naruto has both his parents. Sasuke's parents died leaving her alone, until she meets Itachi. itasasu, yes they get together, AND NO they are not siblings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,167 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheated by PurpleBunnyz reviews
Sakura cheats on sasuke with gaara and then find out she is pregnant with sasukes child and leaves when she returns with sasuke take her back or will gaara and sasukes fiance get in the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blind Leading The Blind by deathskeith reviews
Blind since birth, Sasuke a piano prodigy, must discover that his past will be a challenge to his future. But in his heart all he wants to do is be himself and remind his family that he once had a brother. YAOI ITASASU GARASASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,362 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Sasuke One Shots Drabbles by shadyboy
My collection of one shots. Things that are pointless, but entertaining.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sasuke U.
Psychoboy by WhiteRabbit52 reviews
Sakura lives at a mental hospital with her psychologist mother, Tsunade. She not a patient but when she accidentally meets one of her mother's patients she finds herself falling in love with a dangerous psychopath. AU. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
12 o'clock bell rings by twilit angel reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is your typical nerd who is hopelessly in love with the school princess, Sakura Haruno. However, he may get his chance to be with her at the Masquerade. Will he have the chance to be with her? Or will he be forever alone? Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Village Hidden in the Wolves by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
The Uchiha clan was not in Konoha instead they were their own village, but with wars raising they have to find allies... plus they have their own secret weapon... a demon carrier of their own. possible pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
No choice in the matter by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
Naruto is the son of the fire nation's king. he will be marrying Sasuke the sound nation's king's daughter in order to form a treaty between the nations. fem!sasu, narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cougar comes out to play by AngelxxofxxDeath reviews
Sasuke goes to Naruto's house to visit him but what he gets isn't what he expected
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Kushina U. - Complete
Gone too far by deathskeith reviews
Itachi has to stop a friend's little brother from taking things too far with a crush on Sasuke. It gets more intense when he himself is finding himself falling for the innocent 16 year old. Contains:fluff, yaoi...You know the drill. Re-corrected version
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,425 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke Loving by Shadow Drone King reviews
Kurenai tells Tsunade, Ino, Shizune and Tenten about her sex was with Sasuke. Now every girl in Konoha wants to sleep with Sasuke. How will the males in Konoha feel? It will be a lemon fic, if you don't like then don't read or review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U.
Starting a new life by therion000 reviews
Sasuke was throw in to a new world before he can have his revenge on Itachi. Now whitout a clear goal in his life he decide to restore his clan. But can he do it? When the school that he enroll is full of monsters.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Moka A.
Cat Like Reflexes by RoseKat and SkyVic reviews
"I'M NOT A MATCHMAKER SHIZUNE! I'M FREAKIN' CUPID IN THE MAKING!" A one-shot about how Tsunade is 'matching' Sakura up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Searching for Sasuke by Shadow Drone King reviews
Naruto, Konohamaru, Hinata and Hanabi were sent on a mission to find Sasuke. Hinata and Hanabi found Sasuke but he was naked. Will lust take over for Hinata and Hanabi? Or will Hinata love for Naruto reign supreme? Contains lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Intense Training by Shadow Drone King reviews
Kurenai was supposed to be helping Sasuke with Genjutsu Training. Instead they ended up in the bed. Contains Lemon. Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Kurenai Y.
Choosing S a s u k e by SOKiiE reviews
.•ღღ•.A pink haired woman,a cheating husband,a nonexistent mother,and an almost desolate island. Needing some time off to herself, Hinata ventures to Kirigakure alone—But not before Sasuke is assigned as her guard for the entire journey C O M P L E T E D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,925 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Countdown by Goldenang reviews
Narusasu; female Sasuke; High School Au; I am going to do it today. I have to do it today or it will never happen. Dare I hope that a nerd like me could ever date the most popular boy in school?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spiral to Raven by The Fanfic Stealer reviews
-"My former comrades call me traitor, murderer... I call myself... Monster." If you're a monster in human skin, does it not make sense to be with your own kind? After committing the ultimate sin, Uchiha Sasuke runs away... to Yokai Academy.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Moka A.
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Switch by twilit angel reviews
Songfic Sakura meets a guy in a bookstore who wants to get to know her more during dinner. She brought her girl friend while he brought his best friend. Too bad she didn't expect to want to dine with his best friend instead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Godsend by MnlLolita reviews
After the war, as she struggled to catch the last string of life, a man finds and saves Sasuke. Wanting to go far away and desiring a new life, she accepts the offer to go with him to his home, to the village of the four gods. A FEM Sasuke fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sasuke U.
Life in a Day by Goldenang reviews
Fantasy AU: slight narusasu femsasu: Sasuke has two weeks to chose one of the princes to marry or millions will die. Who will she choose to be stuck with for the rest of her life? Will she ever be free?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My love, my life: past by Haely Potter reviews
Sequel to My love, My life Sasuke now known as Hanami is back to the time of her genin days with one change, she knows what the future's gona bring and she's determinded to protect Naruto from it at all cost. femSasu, NaruSasu, raiting went up for cursing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Be My Friend by sasusaku779 reviews
A secret relationship. I watched in silent agony as the person I called my best friend flirted with the man I was in love with. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto Namikaze, Changed Fate by MissUzumakiHinata reviews
What if the Yondaime still lived, What if no-one knew of the Kyuubi in Naruto? What if he had a bloodline? find out here. Bloodline Naruto, Loved Naruto, M to be safe Future Lemons if i get the courage to write one
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,212 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
If we were a movie by Haely Potter reviews
you'd be the right guy and I'd be the best friend that you'd fall in love with... but this is not. This is real life and I'm your best friend and always will be only your best friend even if I love you... femSasu, onesided NaruSasu, some NaruHina, cutting
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sheer Heart Attack by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
I've been cheating on you. I've been... doing it for sometime now." "Really now? You know what that means?" He poked the other in the chest. "THAT means I get to cheat on you right back!" How does it feel to get a taste of one's own medicine?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno,a.k.a the to be Uchiha in a few years, Sakura, was leaning against her boyfriend's arm when she came across an interesting section in the magazine. Sasu/saku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Creation of Bloodlust by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
After having their ship sucked into a powerful maelstrom, Naruto and Kiba awaken to find a stranger encased in a crystal cage. When they free the other, they find out that he's the Guardian of Darkness: son of the God of Destruction! NarSas AraSas KakSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno Sakura was failing anatomy, and all she wanted to do was study, but a certain someone else wanted to do something else, so how do both manage to compromise? Sasuke decides to teach her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not As It Seems by BittyWhiteFox reviews
Sakura thought he liked her, because he was always staring at her. Right? But maybe, not everything is as it seems. AU Onesided SasuSaku -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Story by mugiwarawarrior reviews
When he were four years old, Sasuke befriended a blind girl, Hinata and they become best friends. But what happens when Sasuke's clan is murdered, and Hinata gets surgery? And will they remember each other after Sasuke returns at the age of 19?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ascent into the Depths of Madness by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
The tighter you hold onto your sanity, the more it struggles to be free. Of both you and your asperity. Innuendic ItaSasu. 'M' just because. Dedication One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Raining Flames by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke wakes up to the rain one day: completely helpless and chained to a rock with a Naruto that doesn't QUITE seem like himself... KyuuSasu... My thanks to desolate butterfly for the inspiration! :D Reviewer request oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Remembrance: Fire and Ice by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke is sad and cold and damn near lifeless on a certain dreary anniversary. But the right touch in the right place just may bring him back to fiery life. KibaSasu REPOSTED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Imagine If by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Kakashi learns something new about Sasuke the hard way: the Uchiha is like a cat, and push the cat back far enough into a corner, and it'll lash out. In some ways more embarrassing than others. REVIEWER REQUEST ONESHOT SasuKaka. Yes. In THAT order. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Regard by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu] Itachi only ever gives Sasuke half of himself and now it's too late. Warning: character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Beautiful by VanityWantsYou reviews
After getting rejected by the girl he liked, Sasuke begins to doubt his own looks. Who better to reassure the young Uchiha than his older brother? ItaSasu Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Slouching Towards Bethlehem by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu fic] Sasuke breaks. No one can pick up the pieces.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Memoirs of a Sasuke Fangirl by xpakux reviews
I made the fanclub so that no matter what he was doing, he'd always know that some one loved him dearly. But in the end... he hated me for it. NOT a sakuraxsasuke, Sakura isn't even mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Their First Meeting by justsomenobody reviews
Two love-struck girls remember their first encounters with a certain raven-hair boy. slight SakuSasuIno (Revised)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 11/5/2004
Another Lifetime reviews
A moment of weakness could cost one's life. Sasuke had made the mistake of letting his guard down, and now he ends up in an entirely new realm. With knowledge and dragon-slayer magic equipped into his body, he is ready to join Fairy Tail!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Erza S.