![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. This had damn well better work, because it didn't last time, and i can't have (gasp) a boring profile. My name is Kate, I am from Australia, and i always have too mcuh to say, and no way of expressing myself. I am one of the most random people i know. I am also a filth wizard, and we are better than owls. Definitely better than owls. I also have an alter ego. She's normal Kate, and she doesn't show a lot. SO LET THE PAIN BEGIN. I am 14 and if you want to find me, just ask my German teacher. She keeps asking us where we live... If you read my stories but dont review ill bite you and then mia can suck the nutrients out of your knee I like tree rape. Well, I don't like it, but i think its funny. 10 WEIRD THINGS I FIND FUNNY: 1. tree rape 2. greasy chicken balls 3. riding sheep 4. licking 5. pissing off caitlin ;) 6. poking things that wobble (like JELLY) 7. giggling hysterically 8. randomly grabbing Becky's leg in German and shrieking 9. pretending to be a pedo on msn to people i dont know very well 10. writing creepy fanfictions...about pedos, perverts and a rapist tree (YAY) 5 THINGS I HATE: 1. People who say lol in real life rather than laughing 2. People ignoring me 3. Brussel sprouts and other yucky vegetables like that 4. Me...sometimes when i'm in that kind of mood 5. When people dis the musc i listen to...uncalled for |
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