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Ah, hello. I'm also known at Meg to some people. I love anime, can it get any simpler than that? I especially love Naruto because he and I are similar in ways

1) I am loud, very loud. Apparently my voice carries so even when I'm trying to be quiet people hear me anyway.

2) I am stubborn and also have a tendency to challenge people. Challenges range from a hike up a hill (that was fun, my classmates and I took group pictures upon these piles of rocks), sparing (my friend took Kung Fu and I took Fencing. The two don't even compare since they are different, but the fast reflexes I got from fencing helped), and running to whatever it was we were running to. Oh, and DDR.

3) I also am obsessed and love a Japanese noodle - udon! Udon is sooooo good. I even have a favorite restaurant that specializes in Udon - Wiki Wiki Teriyaki. Their udon is sooooooooooo gooood! Except unlike Naruto I also love my veggies. I regularly snack on them. Especially edamame. Edamame is really good.

4) I'm also dense, reasonably smart but dense - things have to be spelled out or I won't understand (though I'm getting better at understanding sexual innuedos thanks to several perverted friends). Also, according to my friends I don't get sarcasm. I totally disagree with this, I SO understand sarcasm, they just don't say things sarcastically enough.

5) I also had a very rough childhood that I've recently moved on from (go me!) even got a tattoo to serve as a reminder. I wish I had an excuse to have Kyuubi's seal tattooed on me, but I believe tattoos should mean something special.

6) We are both surrounded by so many open perverts and closet perverts. This one friend was bi and she pretty much told me a lot about what different stuff meant, as well as groped my ass and the ass of our male classmate who just loved to sleep. Then of course there was another friend who could find something sexual about anything, even grass...don't ask. And lets not forget my best friend who took one look at my tattoo (it's a large shooting star down my spine) and named it Flaming Sperm.

I love to draw (I'm going to major in animation...big surprise ne?)

I support gay rights ( I'm straight though)

I am one inch shorter than Shakira (I'm a highschool senior)

I take Japanese (So I actually understand stuff unless you use babel fish to translate something into Japanese, then I won't understand it at all, cuz babelfish is crap)

I live in Texas (I don't own a horse, I don't do cowboy stuff, and I ain't red neck. I do love the heat though)

I sing badly (I'm an alto, and can't sing past down my voice box - apparently you're suppose to sing from the diaphragm)

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The Definition of Family by oliver.snape reviews
Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterlife by weelittleboots reviews
Life is crap for Naruto, people seem to avoid him more than usual. To find out who cares, and who doesn't, he plannes his own death. Becoming alive again will be much harder than he thought. SasuNaru and other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,710 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Challenge by FastForward reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Still With You In Your Heart reviews
Sasuke died when he blocked the attack meant for Naruto in the Land of Waves. Four years later, Naruto deals with Orochimaru, Akatsuki, Kyuubi, and all that comes with them. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.