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My favourite pairings(no order):

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny(So?Why are people hating Ginny so much?)

Ron/Hermione(Dramione isn't for me...)

Lily/James

Teddy/Victorie

Tonks/Remus

Bill/Fleur

Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Herose of Olympus

Percy/Annabeth

Thalia/Nico(I don't give a shit about how it goes agains n canons, I'll ship it)

Silena/Beckendorf

Clarisse/Chris

Travis/Katie

Jason/Piper

Frank/Hazel

Leo/Calypso

Rachel/Octavian

Kane Chronicles

Carter/Zia

Sadie/Walt

Mortal Instruments

Clary/Jace(Perfect...just perfect)

Isabelle/Simon(Why do I feel like I'm the only one who ship them...?)

Magnus/Alec


In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts

In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

We defended the Stone,
We found the Chamber,
We freed the Prisoner,
We were chosen by the Goblet,
We fought alongside the Order,
We learned from the Prince, and
We mastered the Hallows.
We are the Harry Potter generation.

You know you're obsesses with Harry Potter when...

You draw deathly hallow signs on everything(Do you want to see my math notebook?)

You think of Fred and George when you see twins

You belive in Nargles

You cry more than you did when your grandpa died when you read the 7th book

You know how many pages there are in the seventh book

You can recite the part when Snape dies

You hate when they skip important stuff in the movies

You ask people in candy stores if they sell Acid Pops or cockroach cluster

You think Neville and Luna belong together

You hate that Ginny and Harry have absolutley no chemistry in the movies

You think your Hogwarts letter was one of many given to Harry Potter

You yell at people when they say Snape was evil

You think Draco is hot just because he has a Dark Mark

You want to get a tatoo of the Dark Mark on your left forearm

You hate when people don't capitalize things right in fanfic

You still wish Lily and Severus ended up together(NOOOOOOO!)

You believe Albus Severus Potter is the sexier, bad-mouthed, version of Harry Potter

You say bloody hell, and laugh because you love Ron

You think gingers have souls, the Weasleys prove it

You think Fred is hotter than his identical twin George

You found a stick, and made it your wand

You think of Teddy with turqouise hair, just because of the picture in the 7th book

When you see someone with round glasses, you say, "Hi Harry."

When you see bushy brown hair, you think of Hermione

When someone trys to reference Harry Potter, and fails, you correct them

You try to find Hogwarts on Google Maps

You think Scorpius and Rose belong together

You love Dramione, but you still love Ron and Hermione(I HATE DRAMIONE)

You think of Dumbledore when you see old guys with long beards

You plan on naming your children after charecters in the books(Bellatrix,Victorie and Ginevra XD.)

HOW HARRY POTTER FANS DIFFER FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:

Normal People: Fear the name of the Shakespeare play "Macbeth"
HP Fans: Fear the name "Voldemort"

Normal People: De-weed a garden
HP Fans: De-Gnome a garden

Normal People: Think time travel is impossible
HP Fans: Go to Hermione if they want proof of a time turner

Normal People: Compete in the FIFA World Cup
HP Fans: Compete in the Triwizard Tournament

Normal People: Gather into groups because of natural disasters
HP Fans: Gather into groups because of Lord Voldemort

Normal People: Cry when a childhood pet dies
HP Fans: Cry when Dumbledore dies

Normal People: Think that no one can come back to life
HP Fans: Know people can if they have a Horcrux

Normal People: Don't have this on their profile
HP Fans: MUST Have this on their profile
Copy and paste this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA blue.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (ALLWAYS!)

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. (1.I'm freaking 15 years old!2.I wish to have a girl, not a boy)

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence. (...)

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.(No...hell yeah I'm the only person that start to silently singing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne during an exam)

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (I was little and stupid!I grow up from Last Christmas!)

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!

17.) Dancing in the rain. (Yep and stay on a bench reading during storms)

18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Cool!Where I can find a werewolf?)

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (Coooool!Yes again)

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (No,thats just me)

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".(And argue with them!)

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (Bitch, that's just the Gods playing Sims.Your comand was removed)

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (That isn't a bad idea!I really need to try!)

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (And my pen,pencil,glasses and a lot other things(not all behind my ear))

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols

42.) -( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking.(NO!...Oh why the hell I try to ignore it.YES!I stalk my mother when she talks about me)

48.) Therapy.

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares.

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.

52.) Switching names. (I'm Sandy 1 and flavster,and patato and Richie or was Tony?I don't remember now)

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.

54.) Forgiveness.

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away.

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything.

59.) Miming.

60.) Growing Up.

"You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire
I say Professor Snape, the Half-Blood Prince
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Weasley
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say 'It's Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I'll say that's Ron and Hermione
You say Bella
I say 'It's Bellatrix'
You say Stephenie Meyer
I say 'It's She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

25 Interesting Harry Potter Facts


25. Harry’s birthday is July 31, 1980. Rowling’s birthday is also July 31 – but in 1966.

24.The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 37 years old at the time “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was filmed. She is the oldest actress to ever portray a Hogwarts student.

23. Ron Weasley’s character originally swore a lot, but Rowling’s publisher wouldn’t let her use that sort of language because it would’ve been inappropriate for young readers.

22. Rowling’s publisher suggested she use initials rather than her real name, “Joanne Rowling,” in order to appeal to male readers. She chose J.K., borrowing the “K” from her grandmother’s name, Kathleen. However, neither “Kathleen” nor “K” is part of her legal name.

21. Only Alan Rickman, the actor who played Professor Snape, knew his character’s fate before the release of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” because Rowling told him.

20. Rowling said the inspiration for the name of Harry’s school in the books, “Hogwarts,” may have unconsciously come from the name of a plant she saw in the Kew Gardens in New York City.

19. Rupert Grint dressed up like his female drama teacher and rapped about Ron Weasley for his audition tape. His rap began, “Hello, my name is Rupert Grint, I hope you don’t think I stink.”

18. Contrary to popular belief, the ‘t’ at the end of Voldemort is silent. The name comes from the French words meaning “flight of death.”

17. J.K. Rowling slightly based 11-year-old Hermione on herself at the same age. She even made Hermione’s patronus her favorite animal, an otter.

16. An outbreak of lice occurred among the children cast members during the filming of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.”

15. Tom Felton auditioned for the roles of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, but was chosen to play Draco Malfoy instead.

14. The idea for Sirius Black’s tattoos came from those used in Russian prison gangs. The markings identify the person as someone to be feared and respected.

13. Robbie Coltrane, the actor who played Hagrid in the films, has gotten a mini-fan and a fruit bat stuck in his famous, shaggy beard.

12. Dementors, the deadly phantoms that guard Azkaban Prison, represent depression and were based on Rowling’s struggle with the disease.

11. Over 400 million Harry Potter books in 67 languages have been sold worldwide as of 2008.

10. J.K. Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books.

9. During the filming of the kissing scene between the horcrux versions of Harry and Hermione in the final film, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing too much.

8. While filming “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” Tom Felton’s Hogwarts robes had their pockets sewn shut because he kept trying to sneak food onto the set.

7. One of the flying cars used in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was stolen off the set. It was discovered seven months later when an anonymous caller informed police of its whereabouts.

6. M.O. McGonagall is listed on one of the Quidditch trophies in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Could Professor McGonagall have been a renowned Quidditch player back in the day? It would certainly explain her enthusiasm for the sport.

5. People had trouble pronouncing Hermione’s name, so Rowling had her sound it out for Viktor Krum in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.”

4. Forty versions of Salazar Slytherin’s infamous locket had to be created to accommodate Harry and Ron’s failed attempts to destroy it during filming.

3. When “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” was released in Great Britain, the publisher asked stores not to sell the book until schools were closed for the day to prevent truancy.

2. In order to become acquainted with the films’ three main stars, director Alfonso Cuaron had each of them write an essay about their characters. True to their characters, Emma Watson wrote a 16-page essay, Daniel Radcliffe wrote a simple, one-page paper, and Rupert Grint never even turned his in.

1. The least successful Harry Potter film, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.

Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sunlight-he is obviously a fairy!

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.(Why would I do that?)

Slytherins...will push someone else off.(maybe...*cough*yes*cough*)

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.(work?No, thanks)

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.(That are against law!Where the heck did they get one?I want one too)

20 things that Harry Potter has taught me ...

1 Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that there is a reason behind madness.

2 Argus Filtch taught me that even the most bitter people are capable of love.

3 Rodolphus Lestrange taught me that there are just some really horrible people in the world.

4 Pansy Parkinson taught me that it is alright to need someone to pick up the pieces when things fall apart.

5 Petunia Dursley taught me that everyone needs to be encouraged and complemented from time to time.

6 Dolores Umbridge taught me that sometimes it is better to live in innocence.

7 Lucius Malfoy taught me that even if people are dead, you should still do good to their memory.

8 Arabella Figg taught me that running away from problems never solves anything.

9 Percy Weasley taught me that blood is thicker than pride.

10 Narcissa Malfoy taught me that people will do anything for the person they love.

11 Minerva McGonagall taught me that even the cleverest of people make the stupidest mistakes.

12 Rita Skeeter taught me that humiliation hurts, but that revenge is just as bad.

13 Regulus Black taught me that you shouldn't always listen to everything you parents say.

14 Mundungus Fletcher taught me that some people will never be credited for their brilliant deeds of love.

15 Fenrir Greyback taught me that some people shouldn't be pitied.

16 Lavender Brown taught me that some people are more fragile than they appear.

17 Andromeda Tonks taught me that it is alright to wallow when things go wrong. But that you have to build your strength from your experiences.

18 Poppy Pomfrey taught me that it is always the quiet ones.

19 Gilderoy Lockhart taught me that being famous isn't everything.

20 Harry Potter taught me to never judge a book by its cover.

The PJO pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

Gods Pledge

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

I promise to remember Rick Riorden

for making these awesome characters!!!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*


Most Girls Want A Guy Who Will Take Them Expensive Places and Take Them On Moonlight Walks.

I Want A Guy Who Will Fall Into Tartarus With Me.


The PJO fandom must answer the call,
To squealing and fan girling the world must fall.
An obsession to keep, with a final breath.
We will love these books, until our death.


Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.


If your a Demigod copy this into your profile


The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it

The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them

The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.

I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.

I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.

I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family

I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.

I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick. (never in my whole life!)
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

2/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

0/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

Athena

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

1/10

HUNTTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets

You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

3/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10


DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
You like magic
You like Harry Potter
You're bold
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

4/10


If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (My Tay-Tay!Hm...possible, maybe a legacy of Aphrodite too)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (I do!I swear I have just my mother think I am crazy so now I claim I'm like Frank who doesn't have either)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (I read PJO and HOO series on internet because books aren't published in Romania!Sometimes I really hate my country*sigh*)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(OH HELL NO!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(THE MOVIE WAS IN A ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(My dog is male,but I do that and he answered)

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NICO WILL NEVER TURN EVIL! OVER MY DEAD BODY!)

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachma)

You give friends and youself a godly parent.

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)

You own every single book (no*cry cry cry*just pdf variant!)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"

When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

You took the time to read this list.

You've tried to send an Iris message.

You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".(That movie was a disaster!But I have to admit, it has it's funny parts)

You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.

When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics.

Rick Riordan is your idol.

You are teaching yourself Greek.

If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot).

You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series.

You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.

You wish there was a PJO series on TV.

You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.

You squealed or "aawed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.

You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (Hey freedom of shipping, but Percy/Hera is already TOO much)

You draw pictures of all the characters.

You wis0h with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is Riptide.)

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways

...All people who die in Battle of the Labyrinth

...Everyone else (except Kronos) who died in the 2nd Titan War

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
-OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!
-I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
-ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.
-I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.
-God made men first, then he had a better idea!
-Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...
-I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
-I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
-I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
-Boys in books are just...Better!
-It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
-You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.
-ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .
-You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
-I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
-Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Found these on that bad idea T-shirt site. These are the funny child-friendly ones.

MEPHOBIA: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies.

OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF. sometimes i need expert advice

THINK I’M SARCASTIC? watch me pretend to care!

I’M NOT INSULTING YOU. i’m describing you.

SARCASM. the bodies natural defense against stupidity

COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS. IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPERPOWER

I’M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL i’m anti-stupid

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF unless you can be a UNICORN then always be a unicorn

BE YOURSELF ...unless you suck

DON’T HIT KIDS. No. Seriously. They have guns now

Sarcastic comment ...loading... please wait - It was funnier on the t-shirt... :\

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR It’s awesome!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

you can’t fix STUPID not even with DUCT TAPE

Sorry. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. how else could you understand me?

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew.

If people could read my mind... I’d get punched in the face a lot...

The voices are back. EXCELLENT.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF what colour does he turn?

I see dumb people

Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer

Sometimes I wonder. “why is that FRISBEE getting BIGGER?”

Then it hits me.

Real bear hugs are often fatal

I’M NOT SHORT I’M FUN SIZE!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Yet despite the look on my face... your still talking.

If at first you DON’T SUCCEED then maybe you JUST SUCK.

I’m already visualizing you with DUCT TAPE over your mouth.

I’m MULTI-TALENTED I can talk and annoy you at the same time

An APPLE a day will keep ANYONE away if thrown hard enough.

I’m not saying YOU’RE STUPID I’m just saying you’ve got BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking.

Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you know everything.

Photoshop. Helping the ugly since 1988

I’d love to explain it to you, but i don’t have any CRAYONS

ORGANIZED PEOPLE are just too lazy to LOOK FOR THINGS

if you say GULLIBLE slowly it sounds like ORANGES

I like you but if ZOMBIES CHASE US I’m tripping you

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

I’M NOT WEIRD I’m limited edition!

- If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.

Question: Do you know who I am?
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Ask specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

INSANITY ROCX!

Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid,The Throne of Fire and The Serpent's Shadow,

I'll always remember this song.

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.(except for summer)

TOTAL:4

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

Cats are better than dogs.

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.(Yeah I like cheerleading.Got a problem with that?)

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:9

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.(like everybody?)
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
You go to a prep/private school (or anyplace where you have to pay a tuition.)
Total :4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
Total : 3

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
You use a hairbrush, stick, etc. and use it as a microphone and rock out to punk rock.
Total : 2

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 3

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/guys are hot.
Total : 2

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot
You have free styled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 1

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese.

Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear.

You are constantly called weird.

You blurt out random things.

You slap random people for the fun of it.

You write on your hand.

You drew on your shoes.

You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.

You text your best friends ex.

You don't care if people mock you.

You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer.

Total: 2

America

You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
You love to invent things
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses
(2/10)

England
You like tea
You were quite tough as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens
You have tried doing black magic before
You get drunk quite easily
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery
(0/10)

France
You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet
(5/10)

Russia
You had a very sad childhood
You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(3/10)

China
You're very mature
You're very superstitious
You're very religious
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
You work hard
You're good at drawing
You like sweets
(1/10)

North Italy
You were bullied a lot in your childhood
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy at times
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation
(5/10)

Germany
You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice
(1/10)

Japan
You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people
You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person
(1/10)

Austria
You are very well-raised
You're polite
You love classical music(Kill me FOR THAT!Piano and violin are awesome!Like Vivaldi and Chopin!)
You like cake
You have a mole on your face
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses
(5/10)

Canada
You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you
(3/10)

Cuba
You smoke
You're very physically strong
You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(2/10)

Hungary
You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
You're very reliable It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
You're very faithful
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
(2/10)

Lithuania
You're very loyal
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
You're very serious
You have a lot of patience
You think too much about philosophical stuff
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child
People tend to walk all over you
You're a born worrier
(1/10)

Poland
You love the color pink
You have a friend that you always walk all over
No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix
You act before you think
You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with
….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them
You are able to talk like the opposite gender
You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"
You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate
You love ponies
(5/10)

Spain
You love tomatoes
You're a bright thinker
You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere
You kinda insensitive
You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans
You're scary when you're angry
You're passionate
You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much
People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol
You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time
(4/10)

South Italy
You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with
…but you kinda rely on them anyway
You're friendly to girls(I'm a girl)
…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys(All guys I know are dogs!(no offense to the awesome animal named dog))
You act strong but actually, you're a wimp
On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling
You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying
You love your family, but you just don't show it
You're truthful to yourself, in some cases
You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits
(5/10)

Prussia
You have a younger sibling that you always count on
You're slightly aggressive
You think you're totally awesome
You have a pet bird
You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers
You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it
Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane
You tend to pick on some people
You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what
You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find
(3/10)

Switzerland
You stay neutral in thing no matter what
You are reclusive
You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to
You work hard on things until they're done
You can't get along friendly with other people
But, you're kind towards siblings
You're actually quite strong
You have a lot of money
You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
You had a hard past
(5/10)

Korea
You care a lot about your family
You love watching movies, and creating things
You're stronger than you seem
You're a Going-My-Way person
You love kimchi
You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
You tend to piss off your elders
You like to claim things as yours
You love games and Internet
You're slightly perverted
(3,5/10)

Finland
You love Christmas and Santa
You're honest and quiet
You are good at high-tech machinery
You like coming up with weird things
You sense of taste is bad, as people say
You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
You love saunas
You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
For some reason, you have weird naming skills
(2/10)

Sweden
You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
You're honest, serious, and love debates
You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
People think you're scary
You're clever with your hands
You make weapons with things that people don't imagine(You don't have any idea what I can do with a toothpick)
You're clumsy with human relationships
You tend to go against stronger people
You give up pretty quick
In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring
(5/10)

Sooo France,North Italiy,South Italiy,Poland,Schwizerland and Sweden...WHAT THE HELL?!I'm Romanian and proud of it!

That's part is writted by me.

Romania

You belive in supernatural.

You are revengeful.

You are impatient.

You love fun and divertisment.

You are passionate.

You are cunning.

You are loyal to your familly and friends, but deadly to your enemies

You are happy and optimistic

At surface you are a happy and silly,inside smart and profoundly.

"Rules are made to be break"

10/10

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

BUT

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!

This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

Crhistmas Song For Harry Potter

You'd better watch out

You're going to die

Better bow down

I'm telling you why.

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!

He's killing the Squibs

Its taking their lives

Avada Kadarva

No need for a knife

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!

He knows you're in the order

And he will make you pay

If you're a Mudblood, better run

Cuz you know death is today

With little Wormtail

And Snapey-poo

Lucius, Barty

And Bellatrix too

VOLDEMORT IS COMEING TO TOWN!

Go to Hades!"
"Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo

"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo

You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant."
— Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo

"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace

"Gaea?" Leo shook his head."Isn't that mother nature? She's supposed to have,like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry? "Leo that's Snow White."

"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'"- Percy Jackson

Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up."

Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator. He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?" Where's Chiron?" I shouted. How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. "Is that how you say hello?" Hello," I amended. "We're about to die! Where's Chiron?"

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"

"Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see"

"Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"

I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.

"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"

"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."

"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"

"Well, yeah."

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions.

Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.)

If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.)

Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

"It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-"

"You invented the internet?"

It was my idea, Martha said.

Rats are delicious, George said.

"It as my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rat. But that's not the point."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.

Annabeth: Was it hard?

"She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter.

I'm not sure whose face was redder: Annabeth's or mine.

I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed.
"Um, thanks," She muttered.
" I tried to say Don't mention it, but it came out as "Uh duh."

"Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
"It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!"
"She's coming all the way from camp to meet you."
"Well, yeah."
"You're going to the movies."
"Yeah."
"Just the two of you."
"Mom!"
She held up her hands in surrender, but I could tell she was trying hard not to smile.

Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls.
"Knock, knock?" I said.
She turned with a start. "Oh...hi. Didn't hear you."
"You okay?"'
She frowned at the scroll in her hands. "Just trying to do some research. Daedalus's Labyrinth is so huge. none of the stories agree about anything. The maps just lead from nowhere to nowhere."
I thought about what Quintus had said, how the maze tries to distract you. I wondered if Annabeth knew that already.
"We'll figure it out," I promised.
Her hair had come loose and was hanging in a tangled blond curtain around her face. Her gray eyes looked almost black.
"I've wanted to lead a quest since I was seven," she said.
"You're going to do awesome."
She looked at me gratefully, but then stared down at all the books and scrolls she'd pulled from the shelved. "I'm worried, Percy. Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to do this. Or Tyson or Grover."
"Hey, we're your friends. We wouldn't miss it."
"But..." She stopped herself.
"What is it?" I asked. "The prophecy?"
"I'm sure it's fine," she said in a small voice.
"What was the last line?"
Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms.
I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started turning my stomach into a mosh pit.
"Hey, it's...it's okay." I patted her back.
I was aware of everything in the room. I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth's hair smelled like lemon soap. She was shivering.
"Chiron might be right," she muttered. "I'm breaking the rules. But I don't know what else to do. I need you three. It just feels right."
"Then don't worry about it," I managed. "We've had plenty of problems before, and we solved them."
"This is different. I don't want anything happening to...any of you."
Behind me, somebody cleared his throat.
It was one of Annabeth's half-brothers, Malcolm. His face was bright red. "Um, sorry," he said. "Archery practice is starting, Annabeth. Chiron said to come find you."
I stepped away from Annabeth. "We were just looking at maps," I said stupidly.
Malcolm stared at me. "Okay."
"Tell Chiron I'll be right there," Annabeth said, and Malcolm left in a hurry.
"Annabeth rubbed her eyes. "You go ahead, Percy. I'd better get ready for archery."
I nodded, feeling more confused than I ever had in my life. I wanted to run from the cabin...but then again I didn't.

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."
"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. you can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat an vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.

I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth said.
"Um, who should I ask?"(Wow his head really is full of seaweed)
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."(Oh, so now she likes him)
"Oh. Oh, right."

When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea.
"Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."
I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."
She smiled. "Aren't you sweet. Hold this, please."
She handed me a polished mirror the size of a dinner plate and had me hold it up for her. she leaned forward and dabbed at her lipstick, though I couldn't see anything wrong with it.
"Do you know why you're here?" she asked.
I wanted to respond. why couldn't I form a complete sentence. She was only a lady. A seriously beautiful lady. With eyes like pools of spring water...Whoa.
I pinched my own arm, hard.
"I...I don't know," I managed.
"Oh, dear," Aphrodite said. "Still in denial?"
Outside the car, I could hear Ares chuckling. I had a feeling he could hear every word we said. The idea of him being out there made me angry, and that helped clear my mind.
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said.
"Well then, why are you on this quest?"
"Artemis has been captured!"
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Oh, Artemis. Please. Talk about a hopeless case. I mean, if they were going to kidnap a goddess, she should be breathtakingly beautiful, don't you think? I pity the poor dears who have to imprison Artemis. Bo-ring!"
"But she was chasing a monster," I protested. "A really, really bad monster. We have to find it!"
Aphrodite made me hold the mirror a little higher. She seemed to have found a microscopic problem at the corner of her eye and dabbed at her mascara. "Always some monster. But my dear Percy, that is why the others are on this quest. I'm more interested in you."
My heart pounded. I didn't want to answer, but her eyes drew an answer right out of my mouth. "Annabeth is in trouble."
Aphrodite beamed. "Exactly!
"I have to help her," I said. "I've been having these dreams."
"Ah, you even dream about her! That's so cute!"
"No! I mean...that's not what I meant."
She made a tsk-tsk sound. "Percy, I'm on your side. I'm the reason you're here, after all."
I stared at her. "What?"
"The poisoned T-shirt the Stoll brothers gave Pheobe," she said. "Did you think that was an accident? Sending Blackjack to find you? Helping you sneak out of camp?"
"You did that?"
"Of course! Because really, how boring these Hunters are! A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love-"
"Wait a second, I never said-"
"Oh, my dear. You didn't need to say it. You do know Annabeth was close to joining the Hunters, don't you?"
I blushed. "I wasn't sure-"
"She was about to throw her life away! And you my dear, you can save her from that. It's so romantic!"
"Uh..."
"Oh, put the mirror down," Aphrodite ordered. "I look fine."
I hadn't realized I was still holding it, but as soon as I put it down, I noticed my arms were sore.
"Now listen up, Percy," Aphrodite said. "The hunters are your enemies. Forget them and Artemis and the monster. That's not important. You just concentrate on finding and saving Annabeth."
"Do you know where she is?"
Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. "No, no. I leave the details to you. But it's been ages since we've had a good tragic love story."
"Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. and second, what's up with tragic?"
"Love conquers all, " Aphrodite promised.. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. follow your heart."
"But...I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean."

I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me.

"Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the...the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? how embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?"
"Who's going to see you?" But my face was burning now, too. Leave it to a girl to make everything complicated. "Fine," I told her. "I'll do it myself." But when I started down the side of the pool, she followed me, muttering about how boys always messed things up.

"So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?"
She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. any more stupid questions?
I couldn't think of a n answer for that. Fortunately, I didn't have to. Annabeth was asleep.

"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you."

I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid.

"Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!"

Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger."

I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it.

But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"

She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.

I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"

He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."

"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murrmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like." -The Sea Of Monsters

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Percy Jackson The Battle Of The Labyrinth

I'll have a che

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film. - (Ok I'm just insulting myself there... )

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'm just an Annabeth questing for her Percy.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that other say we cannot.

There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
I've Got ADHD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "RUN BOY,RUN!!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!

I read Twilight,but is a a shit in comparaton with PJO.

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERY, VERY Attractive!)

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

Boomerangs can cast spells.
It's possible to gamble moonlight.
Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
Rainbows have power.

When women triumph over stupid males...

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

Post it for your MOM!!!!

What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire(don't ask)
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
People have often called you insane

8/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality
You like to go to the beach
You rarely get angry
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

3/10

Earth

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

3/10

Air:

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

10/10

I have a question.If this is about elements where is Cheese?

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it -- us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have friends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

DON'T READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were 3 girls

They were looking through people's MySpaces

The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace

It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho

She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was

Right then, an instant message came up

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living daylights out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy *beep* man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy *beep, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.

She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

No Means No

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

IF A BOY SLEEP WITH A LOT OF GIRLS HE IS COOL

IF A GIRL SLEEP WITH A LOT OF BOYS SHE IS A BITCH.

Copy an paste this on your profil if you hate hypocrisy.

”To all you girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size 0, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.” - Marilyn Monroe(That woman was amazing!She is one of my heroines)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SASGITTARIUs-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet .5 years of bad luck if you do not repost

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. (I feel offended!I lie just if it's necessary!Or may I lie right now...?)16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Favourite (insulting/funny) Quotes:

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… then I met you.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Quotes

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
It's all a conspiracy. Babies come from robots.
Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind".
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend more time doodling in math rather than learning, copy and paste this into your profile

When someone knocks on your door... 10% say " who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer


" Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

Never go to bed angry... Stay awake and plot your revenge.


If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise


29 Reasons Why Girls Are The Best:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

Copying from a single source is called cheating, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Cute but psycho- things even out.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. (especially on Monday)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do.

- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I was uncool before uncool was cool.

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.

- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

- I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.

- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends.

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes

- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course

- I intend to live forever... so far so good

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities

I used to be schizophrenic, but now we're okay

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

-Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

-Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

-So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

-I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

-When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

INSANITY TEST

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have ran into a glass/screen door.

XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You just tried to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5/5

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.(I don't seen it)

X You type with three fingers or less.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 5/5

X You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you

X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4/5

X You use your fingers to do simple math.(Hey!Summer vacantion wash my brain)

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/5

X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used often.

X You don't know what "um" means

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9/9

GRAND TOTAL:33

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

86.WHAAAAT????I'M SURE I'M 99,9% INSANE!

MUSIC MOVIE: So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Birth:Fashion - Lady Gaga(umm...)

First day at school: Ours - Taylor Swift (Um...why I think somebody is in love with school?NVM)

Falling in Love: Criminal - Brithney Spears(Well tragedy.I like a good tragedy)

Fight Song: Love Story - Taylor Swift (Ummm that can be a fight for love.Awww)

Breaking Up: I'm only me when I'm with you(Isn't my idea for a breaking up.)

Prom: Enchanted - Taylor Swift(That really work!In the end)

Life: Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day (Yes that is the truth.Sad but the truth)

Mental Breakdown: Wish You were here -Avril Lavigne (...)

Driving:Born this way - Lady Gaga (Born to drive...That isn't me!I'm sure when I'll have my test I will do a crash in parcking lot)

Flashback: Domino - Jessie J (Um...what I remember?")

Wedding: Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift (Um...wedding is after a war or something...?)

Birth Of Child: Haunted -Taylor Swift (Um...or the child die or his father die.)

INTERMISSION: Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga (O_O.I shouls be scared...?)

Final Battle: Mine - Taylor Swift (Ok that work if the person die)

Death Scene: Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh feat Rita Ora (WTF???)

Funeral:The Story of Us - Taylor Swift (Um it's okay.Another tragic love.Girl sing about her dead boyfriend.)

End Credits: Invisible - Taylor Swift (...)

I'm the only who notice a lot of people die here?

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever realized the you were talking to a complete stranger facing away from you when you thought it was someone you knew, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love anime and manga and ALL Japanese things copy this into your profile.

If your the kid of a god, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to rememer Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Ifyou still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling me WEAK won't make you REAL

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Can't face me? Turn around.

Don't like my style? Well, I certainly don't like yours.

Don't know me? Don't judge me.

Think you know me? Well you have NO idea.

I'm me. Hate it? So cry me a river, build a bridge and WALK OVER IT.


Strange Phobias...

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

Anemophobia- Fear of wind

Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

Aulophobia- Fear of flutes

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

Barophobia- Fear of gravity

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings

Bibliophobia- Fear of books

Blennophobia- Fear of slime

Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

Chionophobia- Fear of snow

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors

Chronophobia- Fear of time

Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks

Cibophobia- Fear of food

Claustrophobia- Fear of small spaces

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed

Cnidophobia- Fear of string

Deciophobia- Fear of making decisions

Dendrophobia- Fear of trees

Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of school

Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom

Eosophobia- Fear of daylight

Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge

Ergophobia- Fear of work

Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter

Geniophobia- Fear of chins

Genuphobia- Fear of knees

Geumaphobia- Fear of taste

Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge

Graphophobia- Fear of writing

Heliophobia- Fear of the sun

Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms

Hemophobia- Fear of blood

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Homichlophobia- Fear of fog

Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep

Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas

Kainophobia- Fear of anything new

Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables

Leukophobia- Fear of the color white

Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body

Linonophobia- Fear of string

Logophobia- Fear of words

Melanophobia- Fear of the color black

Melophobia- Fear of music

Metrophobia- Fear of poetry

Mnemophobia- Fear of memories

Mottephobia- Fear of moths

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog

Neophobia- Fear of anything new

Nephophobia- Fear of clouds

Nomatophobia- Fear of names

Octophobia- Fear of the number 8

Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes

Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams

Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes

Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish

Panophobia- Fear of everything

Papyrophobia- Fear of paper

Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people

Phengophobia- Fear of daylight

Phobophobia- Fear of fear

Photophobia- Fear of light

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking

Pogonophobia- Fear of beards

Sciophobia- Fear of shadows

Scolionophobia- Fear of school

Selenophobia- Fear of the moon

Siderophobia- Fear of stars

Sitophobia- Fear of food

Sophophobia- Fear of learning

Stasibasiphobia- Fear of walking

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting

Trichopathophobia- Fear of hair

Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13

Verbophobia- Fear of words

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow


Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.


This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Girl: your amazing Boy: why's that? Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like girl: some guy that doesnt like me boy: well then he is missing out girl: who do you like? Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

Guys are horrible creatures They break our hearts And never bother to mend it But yet we love them so.

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON*
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Let me told you something!

ON FACEBOOK YOU CAN: farm without going outside, cook without being in your kitchen, feed fish you don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.

ON FANFICTION YOU CAN:waste a day living a thousand lifes, a thousand adventures , a thousand love stories, a thousand funny things, a thousand sad things, a thousand horror things and a thousand stories when you could live forgeting about reality.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

I smelled a spoon because I'm AWESOME.

Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Summerspirit18

10. Barack Obama

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile

Ways to Annoy Your Parents

Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time

2 - Say "Muu" when they call you

3 - Pretend you got amnesia

4 - Keep walking backwards

5 - Run all over the house with a light bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"

6 - Play thumb war with yourself and when you're parents ask what's going on, you say, "My right thumb is losing to my left thumb." Go back to your war and then say, "Lefty, you cheater!"

7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear

8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"

10 - Run in circles

11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.

12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.

13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"

14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"

15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept

16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass

17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue

18 - Talk to a pen

19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.

20 - Pretend you're a viking

21 - Try to climb on the walls

22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"

23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn

24 - Do what they tell you to

25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."

26 - Eat non-eatable things.

27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"

28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."

29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"

30 - Chase an imaginary tail

31 - Demand your own telephone number

32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say

33 - Pretend you're 268 years old

34 - Stay upside down in your closet

35 - Talk to a banana, and say, "Hello? Hello? Answer Me!!"

36 - Try to swim on the ground

37 - Knock on their door all night

38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities

39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "What? Why? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"

40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand

41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"

42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"

43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"

44 - Tell them you have a very important secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"

45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel/see that?!"

46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer

47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."

48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"

49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent

50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them

"My dads name is Laughing,

My moms name is smiling."

"Are you kidding?"

"No kidding is my brother, im joking."

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (PINK?! *pukes*)

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroa nd

'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP(*cry a river*I want to be child again.It sucks to be a teenager)

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

I wish I had Dora's parents.They let that bitch go everywhere!

People:You need to grow up.

Me:Well excuse me, I'm having fun and you're not

Don't be racist!

Be like Mario.

He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican

Being a girl is so fuckin expensive.

I want you to know that someone out there cares.Not me, but someone does.

Panda opinion about racism:

Panda:Dude, racism is stupid.I'm black, white and Asian and everybody still love me.


We found the Thief
We discovered the Fleece
We held up the Sky
We survived the Maze
We defeated the Titans
We are heroes
We are Demigods
Forever a FAMILY
Forever a Team
We are the Percy Jackson Generation


Reasons why Piper ISN'T a Mary-Sue

1.Hater Reason:She's naturally beautiful

Counterargument:Dude...her mother is Aphrodite.You know...goddess of beauty.What did you expect from her?To be ugly?And that she's beautiful naturally...since when do girls have to wear make up to be beautiful?

2.Hater Reason:She has kaleidoscopic eyes.

Counterargument:It was demonstraded in TLO(by Rick Riordan if you didn't know already) that Aphrodite kids can change their look.Silena is described in three ways during the series.Camp Half-Blood wikia say at the Abilities of Cabin 10 'Ability to change their physical features.'For Christ's shake, only her eyes change colour!And just three colours:brown, blue and green.Isn't like she has rainbow eyes!There are other 9 girls and 4 boys(except Piper, Drew, Lacy and Mitchell comform with CHB wikia) in that cabin!How do you know none of them have kaleidoscopic eyes?

3.Hater Reason:She can charmspeak

Counterargument:Drew can too.Your point?Seriously hating on Piper because she can charmspeak is like hating on Percy because he can heal with water or hating on Leo because of his fire powers!

4.Hater reason:She deny her beauty and try to hide it

Counterargument:For a long amount of time she was called ugly/half-blood because she is native(yes, read TLH).And suddenly everybody tell her how beautiful she is.It's kind of hard to belive it.It's named low self-esteem.Heard of it?I guess not.Try to hide it?So...you hate her because she's a tomboy?Okay let's start hating every tomboy on Earth.

5.Hater reason:Her father is famous.

Counterargument:Em...and her mother is Aphrodite.Honestly do you really think that she'll go to have affairs with a librarian or a gardener(no offece to anybody)?Of course she'll go for guys like actors, male models, billionares and that kind of things.Again, you judge unaware of other parentage.Just because it's not mentioned, that doesn't mean the others don't have rich/famous fathers.CHB wikia say 'It is filled with beautiful girls with designer clothing and very good-looking, handsome boys'.Do you think that designer clothes are cheap or what?And Percy say something at the end of TLT that Aphrodite kids have Gucci bags(or something along those lines, correct me if I'm wrong).Gucci bags are not cheap.Do you think that they could afford any of those if their fathers weren't wealthy?I think not.So drop it.Piper's father job don't make her a Mary-Sue

6.Hater Reason:She have Helen of Troy blade that show the future

Counterargument:Percy has Hercules' sword, what's your point?And the blade show the future since Helen had it.Isn't like it get that atribution since Piper have it for God's shake!

7.Hater reason:She is diffrent from the other Aphrodite's kids, she's smarter and can fight and not obssesed with clothes and fashion.

Counterargument:How stereotypical is that?!Now it's a crime to be diffrent?And how do you know the others can't fight and all what they talk about is fashion and such?Silena demonstrated in the Second Titan War that she can fight.I bet the others can fight as well.Maybe not as well as Ares or Athena's kids or others, but that doesn't mean they can't!And I feel like screaming that:APHRODITE KIDS ARE NOT DUMB, NOR IS THEIR MOTHER!

8.Hater reason:She can speak French

Counterargument:All, I repeat, ALL Aphrodite children can speak French!CHB Wiki say that as well.Honeslty people Rick tried(on purpose or not) to show the readers about two of the less known cabins in CHB , Hephaestus Cabin and Aphrodite Cabin alog with the occupants traits and he tried to do that through Leo and Piper.So you are acusing Piper of being a Mary-Sue because she speak another language when, in fact, all Aphrodite kids can.And she's not the only one!Frank speaks Chinese, Leo speaks Spanish and Hazel speaks French as well.

9.Hater Reason:She has no flaws.

Counterargument:She DOES have flaws!Just because they are not so visible, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t have them.She has a low self-esteem, she panics fast(less in MoA, but in TLH she does), she is a little possessive(yes, I admit she is.It’s a flaw, she doesn’t have flaws eh?),self distrust.And I’m sure there are more, but an author can’t spent the whole book showing characters flaws!

Plus do you forgot that Mary-Sues have lots of friends, all boys in school love them and all the girls in school are jealous and bully her because of her beauty and perfection?

Piper has only two friends in school:Jason and Leo.And Jason was because of Mist, so one friend.Boys are not drooling over her and girls are not jealous of her because of boys and they bully her because she’s native.

I don’t try to froce you to love her, but you can’t just troll around about how Piper is a Mary-Sue when she’s not!Demonstrated above.

Rant ended.


Unlike some people in PJATO/HoO fandom...

I DON'T hate Rachel.She's not a heartless bitch that want to break up Percabeth.

I DON'T hate Piper.She's not a Mary-Sue that steal other people boyfriends.

I DON'T hate Jason.He's not a Marty-Stue(or however that's called)cheater, selfish jerk.We just don't know enough about his past.

I DON'T hate Reyna.She's not an over-controling bitch who want to break up Jasper.

I DON'T hate Calypso.She never tried to keep Percy for her, she let him go.

I DON'T hate Drew(surprised?).She acts like a bitch, yes.But I'm sure she has her reasons to be so bitter.

I DON'T hate Octavian(surprised again?).He acts like a maniac who wants power, yes.But I still hope he will prove his braveness/loyality at one point.

WHY SO DAMN MUCH HATE?


Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[x] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ]Hazel - $100
[x] Other - $15

Total so far: $30

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ]Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $115

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $215

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $535

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1135

Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1535

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ]Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1585

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x]Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ]Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x]White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $3585

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ]Nope - add $1000
[x] some - $750

Final Total: $4335

Random questions about me:

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Well they are closed .

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Well there was this one time I did it

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Nope

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Nope

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Next question please...

8. Do you have freckles? Nope

9. Do you always smile for pictures? I do

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? ? When people think they are so much better than everyone else.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Nope (well sometimes)

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Never

13. What about pooped in the woods? No!

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Sometimes

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? No.

16. How many people have you slept with this week? I haven't even had my first kiss so zero.

17. What size is your bed? single

18. What is your Song of the week? Voodoo Doll by 5 Seconds of Summer

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeah why not?

20. Do you still watch cartoons? If you don't still watch cartoons then you are really missing out!

21. What's your least favorite movie? The Green Lantern. (just because I slept through it)

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In my room.

23. What do you drink with dinner? Water or Softdrinks

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Barbecue sauce or Powdered Cheese

25. What is your favorite food? Adobo

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? All Harry Potter,Princess Diaries and High School Musical Films.

27. Last person you kissed/kiss you? No one :(

28. Were you ever a girl scout? Yes. From ages 9-11

29. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? couple of years ago

30. Can you change the oil on a car? I still don't have a car

31. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Again, still don't have a car

32. Ran out of gas? Nope

33. Favorite kind of sandwich? BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Pancakes FTW!

35. What is your usual bedtime? On weekdays 9 p.m.. On the weekends whenever I am tired.

36. Are you lazy? Depends on the thing we are talking about.

37. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? We don't dress up on Halloween

38. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Um what is that? Is that the animals because then I am a Rabbit.

39. How many languages can you speak? English and Filipino.

40. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

41. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? Legos

42. Are you stubborn? Depends on what we are talking about.

43. Who is better, Leno or Letterman? I like Leno but I am originally from Indiana so I also like Letterman. Conan is awsome too!

44. Ever watch soap operas? No.

45. Afraid of heights? Yes.

46. Sing in the car? Yes but I am very terrible.

47. Dance in the shower? No.

48. Dance in the car? Like with my arms yes. I am a dancer so I can't help it!

49. Ever used a gun? Well I have used a BB gun at camp once.

50. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Like my school photo? Then last September

51. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Depends. I usually love them. I watched Glee so yeah I like them.

52. Is Christmas stressful? Yes! I can never figure out what to get everyone!

53. Ever eat a pierogi? Yes. It's good.

54. Favorite type of fruit pie? Hmm I like Banana and Coconut!

55. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Well when I was 3 work at McDonald's drive thru (now I realize how dumb that was!) And well I have wanted to be a Fashion Designer since I was 9.

56. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. My uncle when he died came to our house. Also once in Barnes and Noble I was reading a story on Ghosts and my ring heated up and like broke apart on the table of books and then my finger turned really cold (true story).

57. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes. I have those all the time!

58. Take a vitamin daily? I should be taking a Calcium vitamin but I don't as much as I should.

59. Wear slippers? yes. I have a pair of cute Betsey Johnson cheetah print slippers

60. Wear a bath robe? No

61. What do you wear to bed? Sweat pants, a t-shirt, or sometimes tank top and shorts. Depends on the weather

62. First concert? This is really funny but Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus with Jonas Brothers when I was 9.

63. Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart? Target. I have one like not even five minutes from my house.

64. Nike or Adidas? I don't really wear either of them!

65. Cheetos or Fritos? Cheetos they are so good but so bad for you!

66. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

67. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No but tres bien is french for very good!

68. Ever take dance lessons? Yeah I have been dancing since I was six.

69. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Um well no.

70. Can you curl your tongue? No. I can't.

71. Ever won a spelling bee? No. Never even been in one.

72. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah. I cry when I laugh to hard.

73. Own any record albums? No. but my parents do.

74. Own a record player? No but I think my grandparents do.

75. Regularly burn incense? No I don't.

76. Ever been in love? Well if you mean having crushes on people then yes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Bruno Mars, Imagine Dragons

79. What was the last concert you saw? Demi Lovato and Hot Chelle Rae at the Minnesota State Fair.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? I love them both!

81. Tea or coffee? Tea. I don't like coffee.

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar. I got really tired of Snickerdoodles after my mom made them all the time!

83. Can you swim well? Yeah. I was on a swim team when I was 9.

84. Can you hold you breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? Usually pretty patient.

86. DJ or band at wedding? Well I think it depends on what people are going for at a wedding.

87. Ever won a contest? Yes. I have one a couple when I was little.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? NO! That is for people who have no self respect.

89. Which are better black or green olives? I hate olives.

90. Can you knit or crochet? Neither.

91. Best room for a fireplace? Hmm well I have one in my living room.

92. Do you want to get married? Yes.

93. If married, how long have you been married? I am not married!

94. Who was your high school crush? Well I am in High school and my crush is Mike Hansen.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No but I am emotional.

96. Do you have kids? No.

97. Do you want kids? YES! I love kids so much!

98. What's your favorite color? Red. I love that color!

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Hmm well I miss my friend who lives in NC Love you Chloe!

100. Did you notice that there are only 99 questions? No. I didn't


1) Have you ever been asked out?: No. I wish.

2) Where did you get your default picture?: Google

3) What's your middle name?: Barton.

4) Your current relationship status?: It's complicated.

5) Does your crush like you back?: I think but I am not sure. Refer to my realtionship status.

6) What is your current mood?: Happy

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Awkward.

8) What color shirt are you wearing? white with an owl on it

9) Missing something? if you mean people then yes. I miss my dad and my host family in Switzerland also my friends!

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Hmm there is alot.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Owl. I am obsessed.

12) Ever had a near death experience? Yeah I was pulled underwater by a tube pulled by a boat and I couldn't breathe.

13) Something you do a lot? write fanfiction, listen to music, watch TV

14) The song stuck in your head? Nine in the Afternoon by Panic at the Disco

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? Nightwolfxo

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Hmm this one girl who was in my french class also John F. Kennedy

17) When was the last time you cried? hmm probably like a couple of weeks ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? in a big group for choir.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? flying or turning invisible.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Boys can really be hard to understand their emotions.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Well I am a Caribou girl so I don't get Starbucks.

22) What's your biggest secret? I was once a twin but my twin died before we were born.

23) Favorite color? red

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Like cartoons? Then yes!

25) What are you? 65% Irish, 10% German, 10% British, I don't know what else.

26) Do you speak any other language? Well I speak a little French

27) What's your favorite smell? I love the smell of lavender

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Happy

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No i don't have a boyfriend.

30) What are you thinking about right now? Mike because of the last question.

31) What should you be doing? sleeping but I like to be on my computer instead :)

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My dad.

33) Do you like working in the yard? no. I don't really like to be in nature. I like nature but I prefer cities.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? I don't know I like my last name.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? yes. It's hard to explain.

36) What is your natural hair color? Brown, with blonde, black, and red. No joke I have four hair colors but mainly brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? my dad/ sister


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Questions! (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: beach

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Well I would date hmmm Percy that is if he wasn't dating Annabeth or I would date Leo or Jason again if he wasn't dating Piper.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: I would probably say Thalia because she has an attitude like my best friend except my best friend is boy crazy or Leo and Annabeth.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Drew and Octavian and Rachel Elizabeth Dare

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: I love Last Olympian, Son of Neptune and Mark of Athena.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, Piper McLean and Leo Valdez

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Athena and Artemis.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Say hey I know who you are and your pretty awsome.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: Leo because he would be a lot of fun to hang with!

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Annabeth because she could figure out a plan to get of the island.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: I am 16 and your a pervert.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Well I love Percabeth, Jasper, and I support Thalico.

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: Well this is awkward. It seems Poseidon has something against me because I don't do well on water. Well I can swim but the minute I try to drive the boat it broke down (that actually happened) and also I am cursed for tubing just ask my best friend I-am-too-outrageous-4u

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Hanging out with all the amazing campers! We could have an amazing capture the flag. Also I would want to see fireworks!

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer:So many but I'll do this one for now.

"Great I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that next time." Leo said.

Hazel frowned. "What is a chicken nugget?

"Oh man..." Leo shook his head in amazment. "That's right. You've missed the last like seventy years. Well my apprentice a chicken nugget--"

I love this quote. Oh and remember, despite what anyone says, Chicken nuggets are amazing and you are never to old for them. They are one of my fav foods and I am 15 :)

16. What is your favorite Percy moment?

Answer: Just one? :)

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: Again can't choose just one :)

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: Stop flirting with my hunters!"

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Grover trying to be a female Cyclops.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Well in the titan's curse and they were talking about the dam snack bar :)

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney

Did you really read all my profile?

WOW

I'm impressed.

I'd give you a cookie but my PC don't show it so imagine there is a cookie and take it.

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Wait! What? by Forever-Fangirl-PJO reviews
A bunch of moments that will make you stop and wonder, wait...what? Featuring...girl talks and eavesdropping, secret plans and surprises, and over all things that will make you smile, laugh and confused! One thing for sure... Things aren't always what they seem...Confusion, humor and fluff galore! Please review! (A series of one-shots)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 5/12/2014
Two Can Keep a Secret by accioweasleys4 reviews
Hermione Granger gets locked in a closet with Fred Weasley one day during her fifth year. It is not just any old closet at Hogwarts. It likes to hold students hostage until they figure out how to get out themselves. AU. This is written for the Ultimate OTP Competition. It's now a collection of one shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
How We Could Have Met by Forever-Fangirl-PJO reviews
Series of oneshots of different ways Percy and Annabeth could have met. All mortals. AU. This is my first one so please go easy on me. Please Review. Rated T for no reason, it's more like K . T for kissing later on. FOR MORE CHAPTERS PLEASE CHECK OUT HOW WE COULD HAVE MET 2!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,358 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I'll Pretend You Didn't Think That by PJOteens reviews
An innocent game of truth or dare leads to horrifying results for Annabeth Chase- a new kind of empathy link is established between her and Percy... But it's not a normal one. Instead of just feeling each other's strong emotions, they can feel EVERY emotion- and, worst of all, they can hear each other's thoughts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 7/5/2014
Mortals: Meet by SilverHuntresses reviews
Mortals meeting your fav PJO and HoO characters/couples! Request taken. Nothing M. Preferably over their twenties (high school meetings are so overused) DISCLAIMER: Characters: Uncle Rick Cover: The Talented @-blue-cookies- (Wattpad user)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 104 - Words: 177,084 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Frank Z., Hazel L.] - Complete
Goddess at Goode (Part 1) by SilverHuntresses reviews
The Second Giant War is over, but Aphrodite is bored... What happen when two Gods sends someone in cover to Goode to help the demigods? - I own what I own (plot and OCs). Cover belongs to LyannaElan COMPLETED! CAN BE UNDER REVISION
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 88,027 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] OC - Complete
Meet the Demigods by SeaSpree reviews
What happens when mortals, demigods, and even gods meet some special demigods? Will mainly focus on demigods such as, ex. Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Their Mortal Friends by sercet.writer reviews
When Percy goes to live with Annabeth during the school year, it comes as quite a change to her mortal friends, especially one who has a crush on her. Read about the ups and down between Percy and Annabeth and their mortal friends, and what it's exactly like getting to know two strange people with an even stranger past.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mortals and Demigods by PhantasticTrash01 reviews
This is oneshots on mortals meeting our favourite demigods. Please Review and Fave! No flames please :3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,465 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., OC
Jealous Much? by and if I dream reviews
Mark Blofis, Paul's son, is very, very mortal. Umbridge-worthy on the hating 'half-breeds' scale. But he's also very, very jealous of Percy Jackson. Vindictive, one might say. How much damage can one mortal stepbrother of Percy Jackson possibly cause? Welcome to the world of demigods, Mark Blofis- try not to blow anything up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,091 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
Double Trouble by Coogrrs reviews
Hermione is rejected by Ron and struggles to get back on her feet. New love comes from the most unexpected and confusing places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Sisterhood by SnowWhite0716 reviews
AU. Five very different women must put their trust in one another and bond as their five husbands face death and danger at war. Includes Percabeth, Caleo, Jasper, Thalico, and Frazel!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Piper M., Hazel L. - Complete
Life as a Royal Demigod with Kids by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Third Story of Life as a Royal Demigod stories. Everyone is happily married and becoming parents. How will each couples children turn out? Find out with this story following each of the couples kids from the time they are born to the time they have kids of their own.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,166 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
More Than Just A Secretary by Forever-Fangirl-PJO reviews
Percy Jackson, son of the CEO of Poseidon Corporations, is taking on a new project. He gets a new secretary... and a new love? Will sparks fly between the pair or will Annabeth Chase remain a mystery? Percy needs to get past her walls, ones that she has a hard time letting down. Will he succeed? All mortal. AU. Please Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,264 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Time To Celebrate by Trueheart Zen reviews
READ THE REWRITE! (This is only staying up so I can read the reviews when I lose hope) Voldemort has been defeated and Hermione is ready to celebrate, and starting a relationship with Fred seems like a good start, but the enactment of a Marriage law forces them to fight to be together, while deciding whether or not they actually want to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 115,422 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
The Percy and Annabeth Files by Leca B reviews
Collection of drabbles and quick oneshots about the life and times of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. Chapter 24: Touché. "Annabeth knew Piper was up to something the moment she approached her worktable in ceramics class. She had the same wicked gleam in her eyes as the day she'd charmspoken a conceited son of Hebe into being a model for her little half-sisters' makeover games."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,149 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Do You Know Them? by soullessauthor reviews
Outside looks of the seven through the eyes of mortals. Read as our favorite characters live through some events that follow the war. Shameless fluff and adorableness, read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014
Annabeth Arrives at Goode by PercabethFan4everuntiltheend reviews
Annabeth plans to surprise her Seaweed Brain aka Percy. But when she sees him again, she finds out that he is the most popular kid at school. Not only that, all the girls are asking him out. Can Percabeth stay together with all the sluts and jocks in the way?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014
She's Here? by Forever-Fangirl-PJO reviews
Ron's giving advice! What! Well maybe it'll help his son Hugo solve a little problem about their new neighbors. Just a little one shot about Hugo's problems and Ron's advice on the matter. Cute and Fluffy! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W. - Complete
Life as a Royal Demigod in NYC by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Sequel to Life as a Royal Demigod. Carter has been Queen for three years but does she want to remain Queen? Will she marry Alexander for the sake of her country? Or will she go with her long-time boyfriend Max? Decisions, decisions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 127,447 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Life as a Royal Demigod by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Carter grew up as the princess of Greece. When she finds out her family are the guests of honor at a banquet in Manhattan, her life changes completley with one guest in paticular.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 87,845 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
The Next Generation by Mrs.PercyPotter reviews
Sequel to Percy's Kids. Christi, Percy's second daughter, is now raising her two children. But they aren't just children. They're demigods and Hephaestus is the father. ON HIATUS! Sorry, guys
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hephaestus, Percy J.
Till Death Do Us Part by Charissa Sophia de la Rosa reviews
AU. An accident separated Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase forever. Now, Annabeth has a new identity, a new name; a new face. Will Percy recognize her? Will they live to their promise "Till Death Do Us Part"? Thalico and Percabeth. Rated T for drama. Complete! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,099 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Counting by HecateA reviews
Percy's genius solution when he needs to keep his daughter busy... Yet it works every time. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Child of the Demigods by Mrs.PercyPotter reviews
Annabeth has recently found out she is pregnant and Percy is the father. How will she tell him? And how will he react? They aren't ready for a baby or the immense response from the Gods. Can they raise their child...or not? T in case. Percabeth Fluff!R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,011 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy's Kids by Mrs.PercyPotter reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have married and have four children. Follow them through a heart wrenching journey in which they raise their kids and struggle to keep them in the right path. Please read and rate!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,977 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete