![]() So usual quick introduction: -Rendfire officially (well...for this website that is) but I've also been called Ren, Rend, Renfire, and by this one guy Firerend just cause. -for those who feel it is important to know, I'm an asexual male that is currently 19 years old. -a heads up warning to everyone that can be verified by those who've chatted with me before: I'm either going to be really analytical/critical (usually just in reviewing though) or sarcastic to the point where it'll seem as if everything I say is said sarcastically. Favorite Challenges from friends, family, or the madness we know as the internet (bold means I've attempted challenge at least once), challenges not necessarily in order of favoritism: Fuck You Challenge: not to be confused with the Fuck Off Challenge, basically just make a list of all the ways you can think of to say "fuck you" without the use of any profanity whatsoever through words, gestures, images, or whatever else you can think of. (my current list is at 57 but still ongoing) Milk Challenge: drink a gallon of milk and hold it over your head within an hour without puking (10 attempts, 10 failures) Cinnamon Challenge: swallow a spoonful of cinnamon within a minute without drinking anything (this one was done in a bet with a friend to see who'd puke first out this challenge and the Sprite and Banana challenge, speaking of...) Sprite and Banana Challenge: eat 2 or 3 bananas then wash it down with sprite (don't remember who won but we both agreed that it wasn't worth finding out) Cayenne Pepper Challenge: line up a row of cayenne pepper and snort it (so like doing crack but legal...also supposed to help with cluster headaches) Ice Bucket Challenge: dump a bucket of ice water on yourself (cause who doesn't like an excuse to pour freezing water on people in the name of charity?) Speed Drawing: you and another draw whatever they can in small timeframe and winner is the better drawing (cause when ya are bored, why not?In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap - "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowena iron - "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid - "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights - "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor - "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts - "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts - "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume - "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw - "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile. "94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures" The Stupid Test This is the stupid test! 110 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a fruit squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. 101. you continue to talk on the phone even though that person already hung up and dont realize it 102. left for school and then halfway to the bus stop realize your still in your pajamas typing this on fanfiction, have put 101 when there were 102 and seriously confusing people 104. you forgot your backpack at lunch, and didn't notice until the teacher gets a call from the office saying to come get it. 105. have walked to close to water, than sank 4 feet deep into mud. 106. shaken your milk carton and opened it, then forget and shake it again 107. somehow gotten your shoelace caught in the car door, than faceplanting when you tried to take a step 108. while playing soccer/kickball/etc, you stepped on the ball by accident and go flying 109. have tripped over your own 2 feet 110. lean back on you haunches... on a hill. |
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