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What Every Teenager Should Know About Drugs by
Abrus reviews
Lily forgives Severus. And then they buy weed in a Muggle bookstore. With the First Wizarding War on the horizon and the fate of a world balancing precariously between the two of them, the consequences are instantaneous and reach farther than either of them could have guessed. Perhaps they should have actually read the book. Lily always did like to skim through the pages...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Punch Drunk by
provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Miserable Lie by
WinterStorrm reviews
Draco really really hates Harry Potter, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Punching Mistletoe by
faithwood reviews
Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bronze Pressed Invitations by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are trying to send the invitations for their Christmas party that will make it clear, in some acceptable way, that they're together. It isn't going well. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cafe Cobalt by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Running into each other at the Cafe Cobalt wasn't what either Harry or Draco had planned on, but they had to admit it might be the best thing that had happened to them in a long time. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by
HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Proving a Theory by
Marie Tomas reviews
Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Liar's Mask by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Turn by
Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After All The Days Of Darkness by
Kari Kurofai reviews
The steps they take to get there are hesitant, slow, careful. But somehow they get there all the same. "You're stuck with me," Gwaine promised.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Veela Hunt by
Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Higher Geometry by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Unspeakables have invented a device that slows down time, sort of. During its testing in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Draco accidentally set it off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by
ForzaDelDestino reviews
Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Mercury by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Death by
ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by
Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by
wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Please Wake Up by
PinkElephant42 reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into a coma. Draco waits at St. Mungo’s for him to wake up. This is a letter from Draco to Harry exploring their relationship and the events that led to Harry’s current state. HPDM slash, HPB spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by
His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 620 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oblivio Nex by
Awe reviews
After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amendment by
akahannah reviews
Draco hates Harry and Harry hates Draco … right? Featuring a vengeful Draco, a persistent Harry and an uneasy truce that might just be something else entirely. HD, sixth year, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by
Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MisMatchmaker by
GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spontaneity by
Nephimar reviews
(HarryDraco) A late night at the lake leads to some unforeseen happenings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy and the Recurring Dream Sequence by
Katanes Dreamer reviews
Haunted by an unpleasant recurring dream, Draco seeks professional help to change it for the better. He should have asked for a receipt. (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Shack by
Gold-Snitcher reviews
Fin. DMHP. A year and a half into the second year against Voldemort the Shrieking Shack has become active again. Hermione is determined to figure-out what is behind it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Juxtaposition by
follow-the-lemming reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves plagued by classmates swooning over their counterparts. Subsequently agitated, they both decide to take things into their own hands. Literally and figuratively. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Falling by
Penguin reviews
H/D slash. Autumn is for dying. Or so he has always thought. As leaves fall, do you fall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tequila Slammer by
Lady Malfoy II reviews
The first in what I have dubbed 'The Cocktail Series'. This one involves Harry, Draco, Tequila and...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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On the List of Things (Read: People) Simon Thought He'd Never Do reviews
Obviously Simon had missed the memo about his sexual orientation, but he can't help thinking there might have been smarter ways to find out than by letting himself be seduced by someone who sort of scares the shit out of him.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Simon L., Raphael S. - Complete
Squealing Snitches reviews
George's latest invention - designed to reveal students' dirtiest secrets - causes mayhem at Hogwarts, especially since both Harry and Ginny refuse to go anywhere near it. And what was Malfoy doing in the Gryffindor quidditch showers? EWE, Drarry (of course), various other pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete