
Hey, my name is Kayla Gayle and I love cartoons and writing stories for them!
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts!
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
Alejandro:
( )You're Latino
( )You're manipulative
( )You're evil
( )You fall for King/Queen Bees
( )You've been severely burned/injured
( ) You have an annoying brother/sister
( ) You speak more than one language
Total: 0 (YAY!)
Beth:
(X)You are a wannabe at sometimes
(X)You have a best friend
( ) You wear/used to wear braces
( ) Singing is one of your hobbies
( ) You easily fall for the eye candy
( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
Total: 2
Bridgette:
( )You surf
( )You're a vegetarian
(X)You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X)Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
(X) You have a boyfriend
( ) You get along with everybody
( ) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 3
Cody:
(X) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
( ) You are a quick healer
( ) You easily get sun burn
( ) You have a gap between your front teeth
( ) A poor diet scares you
( ) You play the keyboard
( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 1
Courtney:
( ) You are/were a CIT
(X) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
(x) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you
(x) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 6
DJ
(X) You love animals
( ) Everybody loves you
(X) You've been raised right
( ) Everybody is your friend
( ) You are happy most of the time
( ) You never get mad
( ) You get scared easily
( ) Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 2
Duncan:
( ) You have/had a mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/prison
(X) You love skulls and crossbones
(X) You have piercings
(X) Green is one of your favorite colors
(X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You pick on dorks
(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 5
Eva:
( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
( ) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
(X) Happiness is not your forte
(X) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
Count: 2
Ezekiel:
( ) You're homeschooled
( ) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh"
( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
( ) You pick your nose often
( ) You have no friends
( ) You are pale
Count: 0
Geoff:
( ) You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
( ) You're the youngest sibling in your family
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"
( ) You are invited to all of the parties
( ) You skateboard
Count: 0
Gwen:
( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
(x) You wear fishnets and black
( ) You make the first move
(x)Preppy things piss you off
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Count: 3
Harold:
(X) You can be a pervert at some times
(X) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(X) You're a dork
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(X) You read comics
( ) You breathe loud
( ) You get picked on most of the time
( ) You save chewed gum
Count: 4
Heather
( )You're the Queen Bee
( ) You are/were a cheerleader
(X) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(X) You often get embarrassed
( ) Weird people make you mad
( ) You break couples up
( ) You often call people "losers"
( ) You are never trusted
Count: 2
E-Scope/Izzy/Explosivo
(X) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
( ) You're a redhead
(X) Fire is your addiction
(X) You love acting silly
( ) You run a lot
( ) You want to be called by your nickname
( ) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 3
Justin:
( ) You're the eye candy
(X)People often stare at you (because i'm wierd lol)
( ) People faint when they see you
(X) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
( ) You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
Count: 2
Katie
(X) You have a BFFFL
( ) You have big hips, but skinny body
(X) You're pretty
( ) You're often sweet
(X) You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
( ) You listen to Pop Music
( ) You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 3
LeShawna:
( ) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
(X) You easily get pissed off
( ) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style
( ) You know how to dance
( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
(x) You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 2
Lindsay:
( ) You're dumb
(X) You are/were a Blonde (always dying it)
( ) You take Gymnastics
(X) Your boobs are big
( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
( ) You fall for the jocks
(X) Your eyes are blue
(X) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 4
Noah:
(X) You are a bookworm
( ) Your IQ is off the charts/high
( ) You're in Honors classes
(X) Sports aren't your forte
(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
(X) You're quiet
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(X) You don't like parties
Count: 5
Owen:
( ) You're overweight
( ) You fart a lot
( ) You can burp the ABC's
( ) Everyone loves you
(X) You love adventure
( ) You're out of shape
( ) You love to eat
( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 1
Sadie
(X) You have a BFFFL
(X) You're chubby
( ) You cry without your best friend
( ) You accidentally do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
( ) You easily cry
( ) You love to squeal
( )You often do things wrong
Count: 2
Sierra
( ) You're a stalker
(X) You dye your hair
( ) You're obsessively in love
(X) You're a huge fan
( ) You have stalker parent(s)
(X) You've been unfairly out of a game
( ) You wear your hair in a braid
Count: 3
Trent:
( ) You play/played the guitar
( ) You often wear green
(X) You've been heartbroken (Yep)
( ) Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love
( ) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes
( ) You easily fall in love
Count: 3
Tyler:
(X) You suck at sports
(X) You often wear red
( ) You wear a head bandana
( ) You wear sweat clothes
( ) You're tall
( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes
( ) You have a fear of an animal
( ) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 2