Hullo wonderful fanfiction people, My name is Shadow. Okay you know thats not true. Its not really Shadow. But that's what I choose to go by for now : ) But I am feeling gratious today, so you may call me Shade ^ ^ I am 19 years old, and female, like 99% of the population of this site, it seems. I have been a fanfiction follower for about 7 years, and am now ready to STEP FORWARD AND DO MY PART!!! I really should not be writing this while loopy on lack of sleep. But I am doing it anyway, and will surely face the concequences later. A bit about me! I am a high school gradute, who has not started college due to no money, and a desire to serve in the Marine Corp! I am preparing (both physically and mentally), but have not spoken to a recruiter yet due to the desire to get a good job. If I go in to the recruiters in October, its the start of the fiscal year, which equals LOTS of jobs. I am also a writer. Not published, obviously, but I love to write. Unforunately I do not have the attention span (or disipline perhaps, which the Marine Corp will hopefully teach me), to finish any story I start. Which is why, for the time being, I will work on fanfiction. Aside from working, training and writing, I spend loads of time with my (thankfully fully tame)coydog, Gypsy, and my small army of pet rats. I love horseback riding, but unfortunately don't often get the opportunity to do it anymore. I also love TV and movies- probably way too much - and have a strict policy about happy endings... I get way too emotionally involved in depressing movies. Probably why I love animated disney films so much, my favorites being Tarzan, Lion King, and Beauty and the Beast. I get my fresh air by running, biking, and walking, especially if its rainy or foggy (my favorite weather unless I'm on a beach). I LOVE to read, usually classics, but also fantasy like Harry Potter, and yes, I am somewhat ashamed to admit, Twilight as well, though I boycott the movies. And now you know WAY more about me then you ever wanted to know. : ) These are my current favorite fandoms and pairings: Harry Potter (Harry/Draco) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy/Spike) (Buffy/Giles) However, right now I am REALLY obsessed with Harry and Draco, because they are the cutest, sweetest thing in the entire universe. So I will focus on them for now. ^ ^ My favorite... Music: Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Mumford and Sons, Muse, Neon Trees, Nightwish, One Republic, Queen, Silversun Pickups, the Beatles, the Cure, the Smiths and Train are at the top of my favorites list right now. Books: Classic novels, such as Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, the Scarlet Letter and Wuthering Heights, also Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Twilight (save the mocking for someone who cares), the Host, etc. Movies: Animated Disney, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Matrix (1st), Monty Python and the Holy Grain, Princess Bride, the BBC movies of Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility. TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Family Guy, How I Met Yor Mother, Law and Order: SVU, NCIS, Psych, Scrubs and Torchwood And now, something REALLY FUNNY NINJA TIPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING (not mine btw) Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and Laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It is useless to live in the past. Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off of a compleate srangers back at least once a week. Sex is extreamly importance to one's physical and mental health. Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they're sooooooo cool with their armor and A strong handshake is a sign of good health and vigorous character. Ninjas therefor squeeze as tightly as When eating the still beating heart of an enemy, Ninjas eat it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who Cleanliness is next to Godliness, If Ninjas get ketchup stains on their outfits whilst eating out, they throw Mind control is one of the Ninjas most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only It is good for Ninjas to treat themselves to western pleasures occasionally. That's why there's nothing It is important for Ninjas not to be their own worst enemy. Therefore, Ninjas should be sure to practice Secrecy is of upmost importance to the Ninja's peace of mind. Not ven the Ninjas' parents can know their Ninjas always ride shotgun. It's good for their sense of self worth, if Ninjas are forced to sit in the back |