Mr. Garbanzo
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787668, Profile Updated: 01-24-19
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and Pokémon.

Please note that this is literally the only site where my username is "Mr. Garbanzo" -- most places it's something nobody but me can spell or pronounce (you know what I mean if you've stumbled across my DeviantArt account!) So if you see another one running around somewhere else... it's not me, just some guy who really likes chickpeas or something. XD


It's been a while, but once again, I've uploaded a new chapter of Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad! We return to Lexaeus's group (last seen fighting two Uber-Fangirls in the tunnels beneath the Organization's base) for the first time in a while... and also the newly-spawned "Uber-Fanboy" who made his first appearance in one of the most recent chapters, Shikujiru Shito, finally gets to show off what he can do.

I originally had two completely different plans for this chapter (one focusing on the Vexen/Marluxia group, and a random Fangirl swarm coming after the Axel/Saix/Zexion/Roxas group which would introduce a couple of never-before-seen varieties), but the idea for Shikujiru Shito's powers (which had previously been undecided aside from vague ideas of a general "theme") and how he'd make his introduction happen just came to me earlier tonight... and once I had the image of what was going to happen in my mind, I was able to slam out around 2600 words (of this 3700ish-word chapter) that fast. Since I have this chapter to continue off of and another idea that I know I'm going to use for sure, I should be able to actually get another chapter or two written within the next month or two -- finishing the story before KH3 actually existed isn't a possibility any more for obvious reasons, but at least it won't be another 6-7 months between chapters this time!

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Things Better Left Unvisited by Spider Milkshake reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Crack of the Other Side by Spider Milkshake reviews
The Fracciónes of Sexta Grimmjow Jaegarjaques engage in their boring lives (or are they?). Grimm's boys are in for a lot of weirdness and crack. WARNING: AU, OCs, and other unusual factors play in. ALSO WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENT SITUATIONS. IF YA KNOW BLEACH YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. (BLOOD. LOTS OF IT.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Arrancar, Grimmjow J.
Crack, Science, Weird-Ass Events, and an Alternate Reality! by Spider Milkshake reviews
The most crack-filled epic of nonsense I've ever conceived. Behold as Uryu and Renji (and Pesche and Dondochakka) are thrust into an alternate universe mid-battle with the evil Octava Espada... Where everything seems to be the same... Almost. A few OCs, none very important. Some violence (or COURSE!), creepy freaks (of COURSE!) and sexual innuendos galore!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
A Man and His Moon by crazygunbladergirl reviews
A Nobody is alone in his castle, when one glorious evening, his bright beloved appears in the sky. Yes, this is the tale of Xemnas and his beloved Kingdom Hearts. CRACKFIC. Possible spoilers. Slight Xion-bashing. Xemnas/Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
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Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 288,627 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Axel, Vexen, Saïx, Lexaeus
DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau reviews
Somewhat inspired by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series. A cigar-chomping tough-guy Jigglypuff runs a detective agency that seems just about ready to go under from lack of business... until they get a case to track down a mysterious entity that has repeatedly attacked travelers in the northern woods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,809 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Squirtle/Zenigame, Zubat
Kingdom Hearts WHITE reviews
When the balance of a heart is disrupted, it collapses and creates a Heartless. Those who have lost their hearts continue on as beings called Nobodies. And whenever a departed soul lacks a heart, it transforms into a skull-masked monster known as a Hollow... now, the worlds of the living and the dead collide as Organization XIII's downfall leads to a surge in Hollow population.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Rukia K.
Don't Wanna Be Dumb No More reviews
Yammy Rialgo: the strongest Arrancar of them all in terms of raw power... though unfortunately for him, raw power was about all he ever had. Spurred on by his most recent of many embarrassing losses to opponents he should've been able to flatten, Yammy begins an epic journey... to stop being so stupid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Yammy
What Lies Beyond the Light reviews
When Master Yen Sid discovers an ancient text dating back to forgotten times before the Keyblade War, Sora and Riku are sent off once again to find the "Door to the Light" and open its long-sealed doors. Sora believes that opening the door will solve all their problems-but it's never that easy, is it? [Takes place after an alternate version of KH3D; there may be spoilers!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sora, Riku