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Hale Twins by
Asian Angel07 reviews
Rosalie has a gift nobody but her best friend knows about. Now they are about to utilize it to go dig through a dear ones past, and eventually face the day she would have to tell the family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jasper, Rosalie
Finally Meeting by
great2read reviews
Freaky Fred is in the Forks, Washington area. What happens when he finally meets the 'yellow eyes.' read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Fred, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Puppet Master by
Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Cullen Inheritance by
twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
He's Had Enough by
A.E. Hall reviews
For anyone reading this, I'm Warren Peace and I've taken over the story. Don't try to find me. My insanity is all I have left... A humorous tale of how far a certain pyro will go to find peace and how far MarySues will go to find him. WARNING: MS bashing
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Warren P., William S./Will
The Wicked Wind Whispers and Moans by
Nayaritism reviews
Carlisle would never know the vampire that changed him . . . that vampire made certain of it. It was that vampire's secret to carry forever, even when fate would bring them together again. Canon-AU/Pre-Twilight/One-shot/Mystery/My TheCanonTour Entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
History Lessons by
Carson Dyle reviews
2nd Place Canon Tour pre-Twi Something is making it difficult for Edward to concentrate in class. Will turning to his siblings for help do any good? Will history repeat itself, or is it possible that the only history that matters has yet to begin?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Edward - Complete
Dark Pasts by
TwilightLovarr reviews
Jasper and Rosalie have a hard time with absorbing their past. This contains series of one-shots were Jasper and Rosalie both talk with each other and help each other. PostxBD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Stolen Moments by
TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 235 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The talk by
EverLastingXLove reviews
Edward and Bella try to give Nessie the talk but fail so all the Cullen's give it a try. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Coming Attractions by
MeilleurCafe reviews
Ideal romance only happens in the movies. If Bella could just go off-script, she might find that perfection exists within the most obvious flaws. ExB, AH. A one-shot written for the Fandom Fights the Floods fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Headboards by
C.K.isback reviews
Despite what he told Bella, Edward has broken one more headboard than he'd like to admit. Edward/Rosalie oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
A Different Kind of Love by
evelyn-shaye reviews
Imprinting. Nessie had heard the word countless times. But did it apply to her and Jacob? And what would happen when a coven of non-vegetarian vampires intervened and revealed secrets never before imagined? New home, new high school, new love. Please R/R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,451 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
She's Not My Girlfriend: A Tale of Idiocy by
Abyss-lurker reviews
'"Will you kiss me?" Robin took a deep breath, willing himself not to whip out his bo staff once more and kick their sorry asses.' Robin can only be pushed so far before he cracks and says something stupid... again. RobStar oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Unexpected Comfort by
8spunkangel8 reviews
Pre-Twilight; Edward is feeling lonely, doubting that he'll ever find mate. Rosalie of all people ends up comforting him. It's just a fluffy one-shot showing a different side of Rosalie and their bro/sis relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Danse Macabre by
Vividus reviews
A hopeless romantic, she could imagine sleeping in his arms, waking up to him, even dying in his warm embrace. But this was neither the time nor the place for such dangerous contemplations... They didn't find her body until the next Tuesday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Christmas in Ashland by
persephonesfolly reviews
It's almost Christmas and Edward is alone for the first time since his transformation. How much trouble can a mind-reading young vampire get into? What will he do when one act of kindness results in unexpected consequences? Canon Pre-Twilight story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Rosalie's Goodbye by
Scars for Blood reviews
Jasper goes into surgery and Rosalie answers her phone in class. One-shot, just a sshort story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Glitch by
quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Disarm by
Domysticated reviews
Rosalie and Bella are everything to each other- sisters, friends, polar opposites- until a man threatens to come between them. Can their love overcome their rivalry, or is the price of happiness simply too high? Witten for the Filthy Roseward Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
A Chicago Story by
persephonesfolly reviews
Chicago 1912, a city rife with crime and secret societies, and Dr. Carlisle Cullen finds himself caught up in one of them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,931 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Supernova by
ThisCharmingWoman reviews
Stella Swift doesn’t understand the Twilight craze, but when a strange guy and curiosity pull her in, her life changes forever. Can love last lifetimes? Can fiction be anything but fiction? Full Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 158,552 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
PickUp Lines and Comebacks by
HinaHyuga reviews
For every pickup line she had a comeback, but at the end he still got to her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Northern Lights by
Elisabeth Hill reviews
Cedric Diggory is starting to wish he hadn't woken up at all. A Potter fan's take on the Cedward conspiracy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Cedric D. - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by
Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever I Want by
cecamire reviews
Renesmee *always* gets what she wants.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by
ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Dark Angel by
Lucia-Swanne reviews
Jasper discovers just how much Bella affects his family, and one member in particular notes a similarity that could have torn them apart, leading to events that change their lives forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
I Would Have Rather Died by
Stargirl888 reviews
A Short OneShot! "The differece between you and us is that we consider the pain and privation worth it. You, however..." "I would rather have died that night on the streets of Rochester."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Constellation by
HappyCranberry reviews
Renesmee Cullen is 16 and starting high school for the first time. But the Cullens' quiet forever is complicated by the romantic tension between Nessie and Jacob, and a sinister puzzle with implications for the entire vampire world. Breaking Dawn sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Mollilily Potter and Breaking Wind by
cubye4 reviews
What if J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer tried to write the ending to each other's novels?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
The Perks of Being an Imprint by
Jmarcinikglsd reviews
Edward and Bella decide to tell Renesmee that she is Jacob's imprint. Better than it sounds! One-shot. Nessie's POV. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Chained by
Piper-Knight reviews
AU Tired of hearing them bicker, Alice handcuffs Bella and Jasper together. Of course, fighting follows, but so does an ending to the two's conflicts. Who knew the most annoying man Bella had ever met was the one that her heart wanted all along? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Work Experience: Old Folk's Home by
KatKalamity reviews
Rosalie is forced to work in a care home for work experience. There she meets Clive, what does he know? What happens to him? Will Rosalie enjoy her time at the car home? Canon pairings, set during Twilight. Part of the Work Experience one shots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
A Mystery In Windermere by
persephonesfolly reviews
In all my years among the undead, I've never met anyone quite like Sherlock Holmes. When he called for my assistance in a perplexing case of murder, how could I refuse? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Not Seeing is a Flower by
K.Henderson reviews
Sequel that takes place 50 years after "The Wind that Vanishes into Dusk". Edward is still alone, Bella is dead and his only companion is Leah, his caretaker. An unlikely bond forms between the two and Jasper's prediction from the first story is proved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Twifight: A Twilight Parody by
somethingironic reviews
Jacob is revealed to be. Well. Awesome. Edward is a failure and Bella grows a small but noticeable backbone. Read or not, but I guarantee Twihards will hate me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilighter Times by
Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
What's in a Name? by
Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Renesmee finally gets fed up with her name and takes some drastic measures.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
He Loves Me by
pinkpower reviews
...he loves me not. JxN drabble oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
In Love and Music by
Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Sold, Sight Unseen by
quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wash Away by
Ellie Marsy reviews
After the Cullens return to Forks, Jasper and Rosalie try to forget what happened at Volterra and realize something they have in common with regards to Bella. Set Post-New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Dr Cullen, I presume? by
persephonesfolly reviews
When a patient goes missing, what's a vampiric doctor to do? Consult the celebrated detective, Sherlock Holmes, of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,443 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Forever and Always by
Nervous.Laugh reviews
And I realise that the pain in my chest is actually my heart, and that I am not dying, I am just incurable. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by
pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Hypocrite by
Eowyn77 reviews
Edward can't stand idly by while Rosalie takes her revenge on Royce. Companion fic to chapter 28 of FiftyEight Nights.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Why You Should Not Let Emmett and Edward on TV by
AllApologies451994 reviews
Sick of Emmett and Edward arguing all the time, the Cullens volunteer them to work together on some TV show. Will they be able to work in harmony? Will their TV show be a hit? Will Emmett survive without his rubber duckie? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Bonfire Memories with a Brave and Broken Soldier by
Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Rosalie's in pain due to memories of her past and Jasper is there to save her from herself. RosaliexJasper friendship. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Operation Surprise Alice by
Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper wants to surprise Alice for her birthday and enlists unlikely help to do so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jasper, Jacob
His Sister by
lizzyvamp1901 reviews
She was alone. Broken. Devastated by the years of pain and rage and tears. It had been exactly 20 years. And then he came along and changed everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Gone by
bubbleblub11 reviews
How would Rosalie feel if her and Jasper really were twins and he left the family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Language of Love by
lotsa-ppl-luv-me reviews
Nessie is learning French. Jake can only understand a little. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Vampires, Schmampires by
Mlle. Madeline reviews
“Okay, Munroe, you tell me what’s so great about Edward Cullen, and I’ll show you I’m a hundred times cooler.” Chad sets out to prove that vampires have nothing on him. T only because Tawni says "sexy."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Unspoken Bond by
Ellie Marsy reviews
Rosalie talks to Jasper after the events of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Windows by
Moql'nkkn reviews
When Edward finds out that Jacob has been climbing through Nessie's window at night, he freaks. But what happens when Bella points out that Edward used to watch her sleep? Two-shot, R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Between Siblings by
The Forbidden Truth reviews
Jasper and Rosalie Hale were never really siblings. They had nothing in common, no fierce love, loyalty, or affection for each other. All they ever had between them were plain indifference and a mild amount of respect. But maybe that was enough. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Hale by
Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
One-shot for CuttlefishRock's FRIENDSHIP ONE-SHOT competition. Is Rosalie the only one who desperately wants a child? Or is there another that prefers to suffer in silence? AxJ and EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
An Angel's Smile by
pinkpower reviews
Thank you, Renesmee." Two angels visit Nessie
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Elizabeth - Complete
Type O Negative by
quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by
archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett In English by
paper.creations reviews
It was the beginning of the end when Emmett heard those dreaded four words issue from his teacher's lips. "I need two volunteers!" Of course he'd volunteer, and of course Mike would end up his Juliet. -- Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
In Another Life by
the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella in Business by
paper.creations reviews
“If you need help in understanding something,Bella, just let me know and I’ll help you out.” He said for the 10th time in the half hour class had been in session. If he kept offering,he might not make it to the end of class-Cullen's in Classes Sequence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Eric - Complete
Funny, Little Pair by
pinkpower reviews
They were supposed to hate each other but sweet irony brought them together. JxN oneshot. Includes random fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Keeping the Sun by
Madame Meg reviews
“No matter how dark the night, somehow the sun rises once again and all shadows are chased away.” One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Coping by
Jasper.Fangirl reviews
Jasper and Rosalie have very different ways of coping with stress, and it causes an argument.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
For The Love of Emmett by
HellaCullen reviews
Emmett and Renesmee for a fun-filled day of babysitting and a diastrous trip to Wal-Mart. My entry for the Sparkle Snark-ful Humor Contest. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Robin's Weakness by
Abyss-lurker reviews
Oneshot! Robin was always taught, growing up, that love was something to be avoided at all costs. But there's an exception to every rule, and Starfire is that exception. RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Can't Sit Around by
pinkpower reviews
“I miss you, too, so much that it’s killing me.” Corny JxN oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Daddy! You killed Bambi! by
nattycullen reviews
Sequel to "NO! Not Winnie the pooh!" Emmett gets his revenge... A/N: yes, i did create the first story but now i have a diff pen name & there is another sequel inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Suspense by
pinkpower reviews
“I, um, thought that it was best I return this to you." “No, Nessie, I want you to keep it." JxN oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Lifeguard by
pinkpower reviews
“If you live through this—and we both know you will—will you marry me?” JacobxRenesmee oneshot. Told from Nessie's point of view. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Doll House by
Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Massacre: Birth of the Volturi Twins by
Tellytubby101 reviews
Alec and Jane. A mysterious sibling duo. Two halves of a whole. This is their painful story of the horrific night their young lives were changed forever more and how they became one of the most powerful creatures in the vampire world. Canon. Two shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
The Journey Home by
DreamStar23 reviews
Jasper visits his hometown with Alice and Edward... and meets someone from his past along the way.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Calm Before the Storm by
Saiyachick reviews
AU. A different approach to New Moon.-:-Bella took off the ring, unclasped his hand, and placed it in his palm. She curled it back up, kissed his knuckles, and rose. “Goodbye.” Drabble. R&R-:-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Jasper Vs The PC by
Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
When inanimate objects completely hate you, then you know something's wrong. Unless it's a virus-infected PC. Then nothing's wrong, you just have to get an iMac. Jasper just has to explain to Alice and Carlisle why it's broken in the first place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Moonless Nights by
sarahandkate reviews
I guess you could say we're you're average teenagers. Alice and I were so different yet one thing kept us the same. She could see the future and I could see ghosts. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,366 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cheating by
Amelia Bedelia reviews
A friendly game of basketball between a couple of wolves and a vampire hybrid takes a turn for the worse for Renesmee when she realizes that teams are shirts and skins - and Jake is a skin. Renesmee/Jake. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Baby Love by
pinkpower reviews
Bella and Edward, in order to teach Jacob and Nessie a lesson, present them with a fake baby, much to Nessie's annoyance. JacobxRenesmee oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Foreplay by
DramaticField reviews
Renesmee walks in on Rose and Emmett at a bad time. What do they tell her when she asks whats going on? Right after Breaking Dawn. Short one shot! Reviews ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Rosalie - Complete
Jasper in Jazz Band by
paper.creations reviews
Alice liked school,so Jasper would join her as best he could.But because he posed to be a year older than her,their schedules didn’t always match,and today was one of those times.Because here Jasper sat,in Band,without Alice-Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Jasper, Angela - Complete
Our Backyard Diamond Mine by
two hours' traffic reviews
Chaos - noun, 1. a state of utter confusion or disorder; 2. a state of affairs in which it appears that Emmett has taught Nessie to play hide-and-seek a little too well.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
In the Dark by
paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Contemplation by
two hours' traffic reviews
They say that your twin knows you better than you know yourself. Rosalie contemplates her wretched existence with only Jasper for company. Set during Twilight; entry for the Epic T-Rated Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Rosalie in Russian by
paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Safe by
Brittney.Blackout reviews
a little drabble about Rose, with a bit of Jasper/Rose twin bonding thrown in.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
What You Don't Know by
Encrypt reviews
They think they're clever, careful; they think she has no idea.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Edward in Home Economics by
paper.creations reviews
Edward, trying to impress Bella, strove to excel in his home ec class. What Edward hadn’t anticipated was being partnered with Lauren while trying to bake a perfect soufflé - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Lauren - Complete
The Lion and the Lioness by
Permanent Rose reviews
Carlisle created Rosalie with the intent the she would become Edward's mate. Though it did not end up that way, what if that were the way it began? Just a one shot with some Edward/Rosalie passion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Soul's Mate by
pinkpower reviews
“I won’t ever want to love anybody else,” he expressed. “Duh. You’re forced to love only me, remember?” I reminded him. Jacob/Renesmee oneshot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Charlie the Police Chief by
ButterflyMouse reviews
Set during Eclipse. Emmett concocts a plan to distract Charlie so Edward can steal something from him - which he has every right to steal mind you. Inspired by Charlie the Unicorn. Slightly OOC Emmett - he's really childish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Emmett, Charlie S. - Complete
The Wind That Vanishes Into Dusk by
K.Henderson reviews
‘You know what’s even more pathetic? It’s you pacifying her and even ignoring that she’s sleeping with that dog!’ The Happily Every after of Bella's human life after choosing Edward seen through Jasper's eyes. First love is never meant to be it seems...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper and the Scary Spider by
CuttlefishRock reviews
Alice has an unwelcome visiting creepy-crawley... Oneshot. Read if you're bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Heartbeats by
Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Things That Need to be Said by
Asian Angel07 reviews
A semi-sequel to Chatting by the Fireplace. Rosalie must deal with new information about her past and dig up questions that she had given up on getting the answers to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Rosalie
Mistaken Identity by
Juniper Baggant reviews
The Cullens are back in Forks and Edward overhears an interesting conversation. Pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
How Jasper and Rosalie Got to be Twins by
cheeta38583 reviews
Very boring title, I know, but what the story is about is self-explanatory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Oedipus Wanna Be by
ButterflyMouse reviews
Nessie doesn't like homework. Lets face it, what kid does? Emmet decides to jazz up her studies with a little Greek Mythology, a long winded tale and some stuff about Jacob that really needed to be said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The Great Bird Migration by
voi ch'intrate reviews
Bella Swan is a college student that abhors change. But when she meets the rugged wanderer, Edward Masen, she finds that change is exactly what she's going to get. How will she react? And what secret is Edward harboring? AU AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,319 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice in Art by
paper.creations reviews
Since Bella came into the Cullen’s lives, Alice had been a little distracted. What with Edward’s constant orders to keep Bella under constant 24/7 surveillance and all. That’s probably why Alice never saw the art class coming-Cullen's in Classes sequence
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alice, Jessica - Complete
Staring from Afar by
Renny Wuz Here reviews
He stared from afar. For all these years he just stared from afar.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Kill me! Kiss Me! by
K.Henderson reviews
A tale of love, cross-dressing and high school melodrama. Edward in drag and Angela in his clothes? Jacob a model? Jasper and Rosalie in a gang? Alice an anime and manga freak? Highschool will never be the same!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Day Bella Got A Cold by
Musicmochroidhe reviews
Poor Bella gets a cold, and of course, EVERYONE overreacts. This is a oneshot, my feable attempt at humor, and an abuse of pretty much every Twilight stereotype! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Save a Life by
Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Pre-Twilight. The Cullens in the wake of a defining moment in history.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Salty Mascara by
D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
She wears it to feel human. Oneshot. Rosalie/Jasper twin bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Misdialed by
kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Childhood by
rainbowfish22 reviews
Emmett reminded Rosalie of a child. But she wanted a man. Jacob/Rosalie drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
A Valentine for Rosalie by
paynesgrey reviews
Jake gets his favorite blonde a gift, but she doesn't quite appreciate it. Jacob/Rosalie. Rosalie/Emmett. Renesmee/Jacob. Breaking Dawn spoilers. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Blood bonds by
Tsuyu ryu reviews
Even if they are not real relatives, the Cullens love each other as family, but how it begun? This is the story of the Cullen family, from Carlisle's transformation to the last members' arrival... a family united by love, not by blood...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,361 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Invidia et Salus by
DQRC reviews
A vignette about Emmett McCarty, his life from a human to a vampire and how he struggles with the most deadly of sins: envy. Pre-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by
Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
It sounded like a juice box by
theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Morning, Class by
dreaminspired reviews
Some of the teachers and staff at Forks high school go on strike, leaving the ever-so-exemplary Cullen students to volunteer as substitutes. Hilarity ensues in this little one shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Day in Paradise by
FayeValentine00 reviews
Jacob's POV. The banter between Jacob and Rosalie did not end after the showdown with the Volturi. This is a day in the life of Jacob Black doing one of the things he loves best... annoying Rose.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Weak by
life takes time reviews
Bella's Port Angeles incident awakens some bad memories for Rosealie. A brother/sister moment between Jasper and Rose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Marking Cullen Style by
TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be a teacher, marking one of the 'perfect' Cullen test papers? Well, I did...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alice - Complete
Based On True Events by
pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Safe in Your Arms by
Miss Cordy reviews
Follow up to my story, "Cold Water". While Jasper continues to struggle with his and his family's emotions, Rosalie returns to help him find his strength. Some J/A and I guess J/R if you swing that way.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
NO! Not winnie the pooh! by
nattycullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett decide to take Renesmee hunting but when Emmett chooses his pray...Renesmee isn't that happy...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Beautiful Forevers by
D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf by
MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
He Thinks, She Thinks by
TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered how Edward survives classes without Bella? By peeking at people's thoughts, of course! R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Notes by
Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by
pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
A Letter To Santa! by
JiseiHakushaku reviews
When Renesmee Cullen sent her letter to Santa asking for a special present, she never expected to get what she got. She'll find out that the true magic of Christmas lies in love of family and friends... and the magic of Santa. / Oneshot, Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
That's How Your Mom Used to Do It by
life takes time reviews
Nessie and Jake share their first kiss, and something a little.. well a little disturbing happens. Yay for fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
UhOh We're In Trouble by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Mike, Bella, and Jessica take a ride to get pizza, have an unfortunate game of lost and found, end up at a police station, and listen to music. Based on the actual events of last night, December 15th, of me and two of my friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Pandora's Box by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
When Pandora's box was opened, all the evils of the word were released onto man kind. Only one would be able to save them all. A series of shorts about the three evils and one saviour that poured out of Pandora's Box.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
You Wish! by
BCookkiieee reviews
Baseball with the Cullens.... and Rosalie and Edward are the team captains. SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN! EmXR Please R&R! Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by
Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Awkward Day by
pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Politics of Popularity by
InterruptedProgress reviews
Alice Brandon has a knack for landing her best friends into some strange situations, but the one that sticks out most in the mind of Isabella Swan is the year she was roped into running for Junior Class President. Her opponent? Edward Masen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Snow Drifts and Secrets by
bellalupus reviews
Written for Eowyn77's Chalenge, "The Cullen Leak". Pre-Twilight. The Cullen's have a close call with one very observant teacher.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Influenza by
Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. In which the Spanish Influenza hits Chicago 1918…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
Beat The Bomb by
two hours' traffic reviews
Emmett and Alice bite off more than they can chew when a prank phone call to Mike Newton doesn't go quite the way they planned.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
Garage Door by
beachbumyeahh reviews
Jasper and Rosalie talk about Bella and whether they hate her or not. Drabble-fic, non-romantic.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Operation Kiss Rosalie by
LaPaige reviews
Emmett and Rosalie make a bet. Can Emmett get Rosalie to kiss him within four hours? Operation Kiss Rosalie is a go. EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Only A Sister by
HollyJane reviews
Have you ever wondered how it went when Edward and Rosalie met? I have. And so this is what you get.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Your Heart Remained the Same by
rebeldivaluv reviews
Part of him would always be hers. JacobxBella. JacobxRenesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Why I Hate Jacob Black by
Rose Tyler reviews
Rosalie's POV: She hates Jacob Black. But not for the reasons you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Take Fifty by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Catechism by
Madame Meg reviews
“You are a toy and you are nothing more.” One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by
LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Coffin of Love by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
The Number by
Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Music Lessons by
blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Memories He's Got Deep Inside by
rachaelWRATH reviews
Jasper Hale had learned to say goodbye to his past long ago so that he could move on with his existence, though there is someone from his past he still finds so hard to let go of.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Friday's Child by
Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Funeral Mute by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clocked by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Emmett's face is a clock.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by
vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by
vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Feather Fiasco by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
All Bella wanted to know was why she was covered in feathers. Based off of the Breaking Dawn quote of the day.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Shimmering by
Saiyachick reviews
Bella loves the sunlight for more than one reason. She likes to shine. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Pizza by
Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Silent Resolution by
Saiyachick reviews
Angela's point of view during Bella's catatonic period in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Cards by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Charlie plays a game of cards with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Charlie S., Jacob - Complete
Lucky by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
All Human. Emmett confesses to Jasper that he saw him getting lucky.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Hakuna Matata by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Carlisle has some very wise words for his kids when they decide to argue with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
An Unexpected Imprint by
Amelia Bedelia reviews
Jake finally imprints, but the news comes as a pretty big shock to him. One-shot. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by
xXforksndspoons reviews
The world knows them as the Hale twins, but ever wonder how Jasper and Rosalie really see each other? Alice is a pixie compared to Emmett's brawn, but do opposites attract? The summer between Twilight and New Moon. Usual pairings, a toss of Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Why Won't it Cut Through? by
TheNextCullenVampire reviews
Random one-shot.Rosalie leaves to hunt, Emmett becomes depressed. TV shows, Wii channels taunt him and he resorts to desperate measures: trying to cut himself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by
vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Bella's Facade by
Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Set in the future, but Bella's still human. She's a teacher at a private high school and finds herself being sexually harassed by a student. Edward/Bella and Edward/Bella/Carlisle friendship
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Sisterhood by
ZebbieCullen reviews
Rosalie reluctantly gives Bella a ride home after her truck breaks down. She continues to try to make her change her mind about her transformation, but Bella reverses the situation on her. Rosalie's POV. Third in my Bella/Cullen bonding series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Decidedly Not Playing The Field by
Encrypt reviews
You can tell Harry—and Hermione, and anyone else who would be turned on by the two of us being together—to sod off. -- Eight more people Ginny Weasley never slept with. Crackfic sequel to Pure By Choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Uglies by
Madame Meg reviews
There is another reason why Rosalie hates humans.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Pilgrim by
Eowyn77 reviews
Carlisle's arrival in the New World involves some interesting characters. For the President's Day Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges forum: Write a story about a Cullen "rubbing elbows" with a famous historical figure.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2008
Bella's RAZR by
pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the third in my Twilight commercials series. Bella has to reach the clock tower by noon...if i say anymore it will ruin it. :D oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Five Times Edward & Rosalie Almost Kissed by
wrecking reviews
Gathered moments where they just almost kissed, leading up to the one time they finally did. Edward/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Love in Affliction by
Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pure By Choice by
Encrypt reviews
The only purpose would be for us to inadvertently bring Draco and Hermione together, and I am not a plot device. -- Seven people Ginny Weasley never slept with. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Chatting by the Fireplace by
Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by
Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by
pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
The Tree by
Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by
pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by
pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by
Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
There's a Reason by
Shadow Sakura reviews
Short oneshot. Edward finds out the real reason Bella hates dances.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Name Generator by
Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by
Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Sacrifice by
Saiyachick reviews
/1935 New York/Fame and fortune aren't everything, Rosalie King should know. As night falls, her husband turns into a monster, and there is no escape, until she comes into acquaintance with a certain Emmett McCarty. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Rosalie, Emmett
Guidance by
Saiyachick reviews
Halloween is a day where the dead cross over to the world of the living. Jacob visits his mother's grave every Halloween in hopes of a sign.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Angela Observes Edward by
Cullenista reviews
Angela gets to the cafeteria late on the Cullens first day at Forks High. What does she see and hear when she gets in line behind Edward? Written in response to Nadia’s challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Petals by
Saiyachick reviews
She loves him, she loves him not. Edward watches each petal fall off a flower as he revels on Bella's relationship with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Battle of the Egotistical Blondes by
Kapperz1212 reviews
Lauren Mallory's first impression of Rosalie Hale. Submission to nadia the demented one's challenge off of sillybella's forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Tiffany Blue by
Cullenista reviews
Tired of Emmett’s teasing, Edward dares him to play a prank on Rosalie involving diamonds. Emmett takes the dare because even though Rose will be mad, he suspects they will have a lot of fun making up. Another entry in the 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Surprising Alice by
jasper4ever reviews
Jasper tries to surprise Alice. Written for Alcyone's 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Just As You Wished by
Eowyn77 reviews
An observer's POV in the Volterra town square. For Alcyone's challenge in Silly Bella's Twilight Challenges Forum to write a half flash fic of exactly 55 words.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Diamonds by
Saiyachick reviews
Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend, even for Bella.In response to Alycone's 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Remote Control by
thesunshinekid reviews
Dr. Cullen comes home to an interesting debate.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
How Do Angels Die? by
pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward, dressed all in black, knelt by a marble stone. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Until Her Heart Stops by
Saiyachick reviews
Jacob wants to be there for Bella's last moments as a human. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Rule by
Eowyn77 reviews
Why would the newborn Emmett follow Carlisle? For Silly Bella's August challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Hair Cut by
Saiyachick reviews
Once you are changed into a vampire, you are reborn with the hair style you formally had. Alice pesters Bella about her hair. Oneshot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by
Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wounds by
Saiyachick reviews
Time heals all wounds, but even though the wound has healed, the scar remains. Bella returns to Forks ten years later and tries to heal some old wounds. BellaxJacob friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Deliverance by
Saiyachick reviews
Forgive him Father for he has Sinned./August Challenge. Emmett's reason why he expected to be engulfed by the Fiery Pits of Hell/ OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Emmett - Complete
Of Vice and Virtue by
Saiyachick reviews
Pride. Greed. Envy. Wrath. Lust. Gluttony. Sloth. Explore the Seven Deadly Sins through the eyes of the Cullens, Bella, and Jacob. [Complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Water by
Maiden of the Moon reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by
Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lidia Rua by
Kingfishers reviews
sillybella's July challenge. What passes through Marcus's head when he learns Edward loves a human?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by
Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by
thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Twilight the Musical by
theenvylover reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Gag Gift Day by
theenvylover reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Thriller by
theenvylover reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Fun With Felix and Jane by
theenvylover reviews
When Jane hears a noise she discovers Felix has feelings for her. Or does he? A humorous, although the summary might not seem like it, oneshot about an afternoon in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by
thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Hiccups by
theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by
lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by
Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Which one? by
Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by
LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete