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Gender: Male

Age: 21

Favorite Music: Classic rock, some progressive rock, some heavy metal, some "Nirvana-era" rock. Also jazz, blues, and some classical. I know that sounds like basically saying "everything", but the point is, I'm still kind of picky about what music I like and don't like. :P

Favorite Anime shows: Neon Genesis Evangelion (my all-time favorite), FLCL, Naruto, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lupin III, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Trigun, Inuyasha (kind of), Big O, S-cry-ed, Yu Yu Hakusho (a little), and NOT Cowboy Bebop or Bleach.

Favorite characters from some of those (these are not pairings): Gendo, Shinji; Ninamori; Yuki; Jigen; Wolfwood, Meryl; Scheris

Good shows that used to be on the air: All in the Family (my favorite show for the same reason the Boondocks is great), Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Kenan & Kel

Naruto stuff:

Some pairings I like are the ones that I thought the fans made up as wishful thinking, but then I later saw little hints of them in the series. Like these: NaruSasu, ShikaTem, InoChouji, AsumaKurenai, LeeTen.

More pairings that are cool: SASUHINA, my all-time favorite; GaaSaku, I thought it was weird but it's not so bad; KibaHina, I think there's a good chance of this one happening; KankuTen, I'm just starting to get into it; GaaNaru, like it or not I think this "makes sense", and I see it as the most likely yaoi pairing.

Couples I don't approve of: SHIKAINO, LeeSaku, NaruSaku, NejiTen, GaaLee, and (anyone in Konoha)x(anyone in Akatsuki)

Couples I haven't mentioned are not bad, but not great either. Either they're boring, like NaruHina, or I kind of like them but also kind of dislike them, like SasuSaku, or they're just unexpected but not necessarily bad, like NejiIno.

Alright, let's go through it by girl now, figuring out who might end up with who. We know the most about Sakura and Hinata, so pairings usually come easier for these two.

Temari--Shikamaru definitely first. Kiba, Naruto, or Sasuke very, very small chance.

Tenten--Lee definitely first. Kankurou is a small chance.

Ino--Chouji first. Naruto or Kiba are good chances. Gaara is a small chance. Neji is a very small chance.

Sakura--Sasuke first, actually. Gaara is a good chance. Shikamaru or Neji are smaller chances. Kiba is a slight chance.

Hinata--Neji is probably first. Sasuke or Kiba are also high chances.

I think that Gaara, Naruto, and to some extent Sasuke are the characters most likely to be gay, and not because they are main characters. It's because they grew up separate from society and its standards and opinions, especially in Gaara's case.

yaoi--Not that I think it will happen, but GaaNaru is a decent chance, NaruSasu is a not-bad chance, and that's probably all.

Favorite characters: Rock Lee, Shino, Neji, Shikamaru, Tenten, Chouji

Favorite older characters: Guy, Anko, Sarutobi

Favorite villains: Orochimaru, Kimimaro, Zabuza, Tobi, Kakuzu

Favorite minor characters: Inari, Gatou, Hayate, Yuugao, Kuromaru, Aoba

Some cool fights that would be awesome to see in the series:

Sasuke vs. Neji--a psychology-heavy taijutsu battle, thanks to their cool eyes

Naruto vs. Lee--a taijutsu battle

Shino vs. Gaara--a ninjutsu battle (not as one-sided as you'd think, because of their similar fighting-styles)

Kankurou vs. Tenten--a weapons technique battle

Sasori vs. Kakuzu--an awesome supervillain battle

I love the motifs that run in the Naruto storyline. For example:

The Sasuke vs. Itachi saga.

I don't remember where, but at some point in the series, Orochimaru says that he left the Akatsuki partly because Itachi was stronger than him, and he couldn't stand this--which is why he goes after Sasuke, for his Sharingan, figuring that the only way to beat a Sharingan is with a better Sharingan. So, here we have Orochimaru admitting that Itachi is stronger than him! And Orochimaru himself is one of the Sannin, who are supposed to be beyond all other ninjas' skill. This all leads to my conclusion that Itachi is quite possibly the strongest ninja in the world. (Note that I wrote this before I read the Akatsuki chapters of the story.)

Notice, however, that just before he and Kisame invade Konoha, Itachi says, "Every strong opponent has a weakness." He knows that that applies to him too.

Why did Itachi do it? He killed everyone in his clan, but left Sasuke alive specifically, probably not by chance. I think it was because Itachi himself was not sure about his personal philosophy that hate brings power, and needed something to prove it to himself. I still can't work out the details yet, and it would still mean that Itachi is screwed up in the head a little, but I think it may be along the lines of Neji's dilemma at the beginning of the series: Like Neji, he grows up believing in a certain philosophy that is proven true to him again and again, but he wishes it were not true...I'm going to have to think a little longer to figure out what exactly that is for Itachi. It might just be an extreme case of the same thing Neji went through...though I doubt that's it. (Wow, the current manga chapters are putting this topic in a whole new light...Aww, I liked my theories.)

The Sasuke-Naruto friendship theme.

It seems like this is really the moral of the whole story. It's really moving to see them become best friends, and I really believe that Sasuke leaves because he cares about his teammates, and he thinks this is best for all of them. If you watch Neon Genesis Evangelion, I see it as very similar to what Gendo did to Shinji. (SPOILER: Funny, because in recent manga events, it seems Itachi is more a "Gendo figure" than Sasuke!)

The "History repeats itself..." theme.

Comparing Team 7 to the Sannin is fun, and I could definitely see things ending up like that. Despite what I just said above, I wouldn't be surprised if Sasuke turns out just like Orochimaru did. Also, the rivalry between Kakashi and Guy is how I picture the Sasuke vs. Naruto rivalry turning out in the best-case scenario. Which brings me to the next point...

The Sasuke-Kakashi comparison.

Kakashi says that Sasuke reminds him of when he was younger, but Sasuke would have to be much more laid back to be like Kakashi. The way I see it, Kakashi has all of Sasuke's good attributes, and none of his bad ones. Sasuke should look to Kakashi as a role model, to try to be more like him, and if he did this I think Sasuke would be a lot cooler.

Things I noticed (random):

Kakashi is kind of like Fonzie a.k.a. The Fonz from an old-school show called Happy Days. Leather jacket, awesome hair, ladies' man, fixing other people's problems...so completely Kakashi.

Orochimaru is the perfect villain--not because he's scary or powerful, even though he is, but more than anything he's really creepy. He's also more determined to obtain his goals than any other villain, and is his "own man", not held down to an organization like the Akatsuki. He is probably hated by everyone in the Naruto-world.

Sasori and Orochimaru used to be partners in Akatsuki! That must have been a powerhouse duo. According to the story, they hated each other, which I think all comes together to set a great background for a fic about what their time together in Akatsuki must have been like. In fact, thinking about Orochimaru's time with Akatsuki is a lot of fun in general.

I really, really like AU's and crossovers. It's not very common to come across a good one, though.

Hi,

Well, not much to see here. I'm just a third year college student in the U.S., studying chemistry and cool stuff like that...

I'm really not much of the creative type, so I really don't think you'll be seeing any stories from me. I am, however, completely hooked on reading fanfiction (hey, that's why I'm here). The only two sections that I really go to are Naruto and sometimes Evangelion.

I consider myself good with spelling and grammar, and I love to correct people (hah! I always try to be polite, of course), so proofreading is something that is right up my alley...so if you need a proofreader, you can contact me.

I'm not really in the loop when it comes to anime. I mean, I only know the pretty well known shows, the ones that are always on TV.

Besides all that, I like to play Perfect Dark on my Nintendo 64 system that I still have from the days of video-game yore. I'm also really big on music, listening to it, playing it, and writing it when I get "inspired" (which happens very rarely these days...oh well). I like bowling and shooting pool (billiards), and playing poker and strategy/war games.

If I ever do write a fanfic, it will probably be some historical or "next-generation" story, because I love that stuff. Big history fan/dork, here!

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Paint With Words by Ink Child reviews
SasukexHinata. The death of his parents brought him darkness and her voice. In the shadows she brings him beauty with her words. But the threat isn't gone, it's only been slowed. Can they survive the madness of the eldest Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,598 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
Yours and Mine by Spiritual Wolf reviews
DISCONTINUED. Rewind to before Minato was named Yondaime Hokage. Back to when he was younger, when he met HER. Uzumaki Kushina. From their first meeting, to their final moments. And all the wild things inbetween; realization, War, gains, losses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 249,729 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Ce Soir by Saya V reviews
NaruSasu - Female Sasuke. After turning into a girl, Sasuke fears how Naruto will react to his new best friend. From Chapter 11, there will be yaoi here and there. HET and YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,270 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hit the Right Notes by LightBender reviews
Music was the only thing that made sense and the thing that brought them together. With everyone fighting it, will their song end? AU, SasuHina,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Behind the Mask by aFlawedDesign reviews
AU. Hyuuga Hinata is a prominent female hockey goalie. Her life gets turned upside down when she's offered a spot on the MJHL's Konoha Heat, an all boys team featuring the likes of hockey stars Uchiha, Uzumaki, and her cousin. Sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,241 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Itachi: The early years by knightchaser reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
A Sensei's Duty by stilldeluded reviews
Naruto struggles with his past as Sakura's son is put onto his Genin team. Can Naruto with help from his friends learn to put the past behind him, and fulfill a sensei's duty? NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Chronicles of the Yondaime by Artisan's Cousin reviews
This is the story of Minato Namikaze. From his graduation and the formation of Team Jiraiya, to the rise and fall of the Fourth Hokage at the hands of Kyuubi. This, is the story of the Yondaime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N.
His Name by Lalita reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha, but not the way they'd always envisioned. For those who are looking for recent manga tie-ins, which means spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Two weddings and a Hyuuga by zlinka reviews
The title kind of explains it all. Hinata and Shikamaru find themselves attending the same weddings. Find out what happens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,656 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Kill Kiba by mothraisnotapokemon reviews
Shino has the perfect plan, he will kill Kiba who has committed the ultimate crime against him. With some forced assistance from Hinata, the plan might just work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 108,337 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Runaway by twisted-sheets reviews
Ch. 237 spoilers. Yondaime/Kushina. Desperate to avoid romantic entanglements with her best friend, Kushina tries to outrun and avoid the Yellow Flash, but ends up living with him for a few weeks. Chaos ensues and much ramen is consumed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Minato N.
Dateless And Desperate Dunce by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
This is totally whacked. Neji Hyuga, my best friend and the dork I’ve known to have a thing for Hermoine Granger in sixth grade, was giving me a look only a pretty boy made. And he's offering kissing lessons. Wanted: A Date for Tenten. AU HS NejiTen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,851 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sometimes Love Isn't Enough by AsamiBlackfyre reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm a freshman at Konoha University. I'm in love with this boy named Sasuke. Maybe after I tell my story I'll finally be able to let go of him. I've grown so much in the past few months and I want the world to know. AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fly Me to the Stars by Ausir reviews
A StarWars and Eva Xover. The Alliance is planning to overthrow the Empire. Shinji is set to pilot the Empires newest weapon: Requiem. ShinjixRei, some OOC but nothing too serious.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,482 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Gifted and Talented by PNT reviews
Who says smart kids have to be good? Crushes. Dances. School. Competition. Pity the poor freshmen. [High school AU, lotsa pairings eventually]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
ReiBane by DeadGuyKai reviews
Rei awakens one day to find herself in a strange new world. Has Instrumentality taken an unexpected turn? Crossover with Haibane Renmei. Chapter 15 is now up! Constructive feedback is always welcome!
Crossover - Evangelion & Haibane Renmei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,981 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Rei A., Rakka
The Orphaned Shinobi by SulliMike23 reviews
The Chuunin exams are here and three new shinobi from the village of Tentougakure have joined the exams. What changes do they have for Naruto and the others? NarutoEvangelion crossover, NaruHina, ShinjiAsuka, maybe some SasuSaku. Under new management
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,333 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Mokushita Hyuuga by Moghedian reviews
A tragedy leaves Hinata dead to Konoha and taking care of a small child. Sorry for the bad summary, this is my first fic, please reveiw! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 172,094 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Breaking the Music by FlightAngel reviews
Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,765 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
In Our Time of Need by Eternal Exodus reviews
In Konoha's darkest times, can a team be reunited? Or will lies and betrayal tear them apart? Sequel to Noboru Hyuuga. Rated for violence and mild cursing. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I sure wish I did!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
The Break and Fall of It All by Pinstripes and Applesauce reviews
After the bassist and lead singer of the band,Artica, run off with each Naruto and Sasuke are left to hold auditions for the open slots. When the least expectant canidate strolls in with a bass on her back and a good set of pipes on her, will she make it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006
For the Pure and the Sinners by sessha-chan reviews
A battleweary Kagome has moved away from Tokyo in order to escape the youkai after her. But there's somethign about this Village that doens't quite seem like normal... KakaKago.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,993 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Kagome H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Cubicle Adventures by Merridian reviews
Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Secrets should never be forgotten by Turbanator reviews
FLCL Evangelion Crossover. Chapter 16 uploaded! Strange readings are detected in Mabase, and NERV heads out to investigate. What they find there will astound them, as Medical Mechanica step up their attacks on a whole new front...
Crossover - Evangelion & Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2002
Splitting of an Evangelion by shandulah84 reviews
What if the twelfth Angel had not been defeated as it was in the series? What if the alternate method was needed instead? OOC darkfic, somewhat SxA, angst, R&R.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2006
I choose you over my duty by kiku-chan-89 reviews
Duty or Love. Kaworu has to choose. One will lead to betrayl, while the other will lead to the freedom of his kind. KaworuxShinji
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
The Morning Star Brings Light to the World by Shiakou reviews
An short, semi-AU, one-shot based on the life of Ikari Gendo
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Losing is Finding
The lesson that Kakashi tried to teach Sasuke from the very beginning. He's had his revenge, but what's left of life? We explore how he turned out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U.