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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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Age: 16

Gender: Male

Name: Because you NEED to know that, yeah?

...HI AMY IF YOU EVER GET MY NAME OUT OF ME ^^

6 Truths.

1)You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2)all idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3)The first truth is a lie.

4)you're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

5)You will soon paste this in you're profile

6)Theres still a stupid smile on you're face

Just For Fun

1. You go to a party, sit down
and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in
touch with your friends is that
they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/
MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over
the house for the remote instead
of just pushing the button on the
TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting
at the computer.

7. You read this list, and
keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid
you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice
number five.

10. You actually scrolled back
up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at
your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if
you fell for it. You know you did.

now a test
Test For Dimentia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are...

Ready?

GO!! (scroll down)

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add an other 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer...

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

OK STORY TIME!!

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Haha.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of guy who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Random fact: Jesus's 'Christmobile' only appeared in two of the four gospols

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: (some of these are from a girls point of view)

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

That is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, for i have attempted this many times before.

"Clear as pea soup!"

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

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The Prelude by tweetybaby2 reviews
A 4 years old Haruno Sakura ends up in the death note world after an incident. How does this effect L, Matt, Mello, Near and BB's childhoods when she enters Wammy's? "Hey! Strawberry panties girl!" Death Note Naruto crossover Pairings; SakuraxEveryone
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,351 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sakura H.
Knights in Shining Armor by Tsuki479 reviews
Sakura's cousin, Karin, has her everything- her love, friends and parents trust. But when she had nothing, she met some weird people that made her world upsidedown. HIGHSCHOOL FIC. / Sakucentric / Sakura centric / Sakura Multiple / Sakumultiple /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Dreams or Reality by I-Am-A-KLuTZ reviews
All Human. ExB, JakexM, AxJ, EmxR. I suck at summarys!Bella has strange dreams where, the nextday, the people from those dreams appear in her life. Are these dreams? Or is she actually seeing future events? PLEASE REVEIW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kismet by MelodysFall reviews
AU“Would anyone of you consider dating Sakura Haruno?” Unfortunately for Ino, her father won’t allow her to date until her best friend got a boyfriend- which was probably never going to happen. So she's going to take things in her own hands. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H.
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Fists of Fury by jkan reviews
Aeris is captured by Shinra and locked away. During her imprisonment, she stumbles across a brutal underground organization where people are pitted against each other for large sums of money. AerisxReno AerisxRufus Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 83,648 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Aerith G., Reno, Rufus
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Paradox by treeshie reviews
She ditched her past, her past's present, & her past's future. With that, she embraced the life of a normal teenager attending private school. But as her new life starts to tie knots with THEIR's, her past eventually returns to haunt them all. SAKUCENTRIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H.
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Trapped! reviews
AU. The fairy kingdom and the human kingdom lived in an uneasy alliance, but with the king dead and the people already suspicious of fairies, they have began to disappear. Fairies are banned from towns all together. To Naruto, this means nothing. He's never even met a fairy. It's not until he find a mysterious glass bottle in the river does his life take a turn for the strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Not Forgotten reviews
In the dead of night her team leave her, believing her too weak for to be a real ninja. When they return, years later, they do not find the same girl they left. Gone is the laughter and smiles, replaced by a woman of ice-cold stares and unspoken anger. This new strength has attracted the attention of more the one group. Rated T but may change depending on later content. Sakuraxmany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sakura H.
Donnas University for the Talented reviews
Bella is new to Donnas University for the Talented, a school that only excepts the best. There she meets Edward, the school player.She has no interest in him, which makes Edward want her more. Sorry, I suck at summarys, better one inside ExB AxJ EmxR JxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Masquerade Duel reviews
The "Princes Duel" has come again to Hermione, a small peseant girl's village.Princes from all the lands and other competetors have flocked to Prince Ron's kingdom for the magic duel. Hermione, determined to win, enters. Pity its Boys only.HG/Many A/U RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hermione G.
The Country Flower reviews
AU, SAKURAxMULTI. Naurto and the gang are Demons and are in the country side to get away from the hate that surrounds demons. When they go searching for something to do when they find Demon hating Sakura, the rest of the summary is inside,please read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sakura H.