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The Mystical Cullen Diaries! by
onpermanenthaitus reviews
Mwhahaha the cullens get online diaries! rated T because I have recently found out it is against my very being to write a child appropriate story, there is some swearing and suggestive themes. you've been warned... R and R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by
Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Darling you look Fabulous! by
hail.to.the.busdriver reviews
One shot where Emmett and Jasper make a bet that doesn't end well for Emmett
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Nobody Messes with My Woman by
Alice W. Hale reviews
A guy hits on Alice and Jasper reacts. Kinda funny, I think...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Snuggies by
EmmettsGirlfriend reviews
Ever seen those weird commercials with those blankets with sleeves? There called Snuggies lol what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to order some?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Alone With Emmett by
teamedward240 reviews
Edward and the other Cullens go hunting leaving Bella alone...with only Emmett. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
Emmett's Birthday Bash by
Jaspers lil pixie77 reviews
Emmett celebrates his birthday in extremely extravagant Emmett style! A PARTY! But what he has in store for the Cullens is what everyone least expected!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
A weekend with Emmett by
Lustforbloodxx reviews
What happends when Edward and the rest of the cullens leave Bella with Emmett for a weekend?Tip:Never let Emmett cook,Ever!:DRated T-just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Emmett and the Mosquito by
Rosalie Sparrow reviews
A mosquito has come into the Cullen house and starts to annoy Emmett. Will all be hunky dory or will there be catastrophe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Cullen Residence, Emmett Talking by
fantasyfan7 reviews
Emmett has a problem with unwanted people calling when he is left alone on a Saturday. I stink at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Edward Gets Punked! by
BetterThanBellaXOXO reviews
Emmett hypnotizes the Cullens into helping him out in punking Edward. What will happen? and how far will Emmett go to torment his brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Emmett the Tanpire by
Georgiana1234 reviews
When Emmett has a little accident at the Salon the Cullens have a riot of laughs. Poor Emmett. . .he just didn't see it coming.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
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