![]() Hey, I'm Hannah, I like music, I like reading i guess -IKTPM- is my most awesome friend...read her twilight fic...its good I may write a combined fic with her...not sure yet I probably won't be writing much though, i'm just on here for the reading lol :-P Luv ya's Buh-bye! I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ISPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (i'm not an atheist i believe in a god i just don't know which one but i don't know what thats called) I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a . I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a . I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking . I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible . I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big . I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls. I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people. I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist. I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo. I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant. I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weakI've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain. I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I'm a TOMBOY so i MUST hate all girly-girls ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die |
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