![]() Percy jackson quotes “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die “My name is Percy Jackson. "What does Blackjack want?" she asked. "There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.” Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!” Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked. "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested. "Oh, shut up." Normal people vs. PJO fans: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! (that's happened, several times) NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid (Yeah!!!!) NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: holy cow! PJO FANS: holy Hera! NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! why Percy Jackson is better then twilight: PJO: each character has a important role. They each have there own personality twi: the characters have almost no personality PJO: the battles and fights are interesting, making you want to read more. They explain more. twi: the fights are just short and stupid PJO: some of the characters die in battle. It makes you sad but it has more drama. When do people not die in a war? twi: happy endings are just blah. Who doesn't die when greatly outnumbered? So a few might live but, really? No one dies? How disappointing! COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP. 7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!). You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty) That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty) In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!) You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies . You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any expierience) you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod. you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth you curse out the gods when something bad happens. you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true. you watch the show and read the book every chance you get. you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york. you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him. you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days. you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy. everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades. you talk about them nonstop. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x) Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO You eat, sleep, and breath Percico Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough) You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (she's SO gonna die!) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percico in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Posideon) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (I think he shouldn't) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD) You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percico!) You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things A Percy Jackson Moment: I am half of Percabeth, and trust me, I love being half of it! My father, Poseidon, says I am his favorite son, and that mom mother is a queen amongst mortals. I may have gotten together with Thalia Grace, had she not joined the Damned Hunters of Artemis. I can breath underwater, see underwater, and make water propel me in the water. My favriote weapon is Riptide, which takes place in the mortal world as a simple Ballpoint Pen. Annabeth? Uhm... No comment... I find many heroine's that I have met in the past cute, one sec: *look's left* *looks right* okay, no Annabeth, I found Rachel Elizabeth Dare Cute, Artemis Cute, Calypso Cute, Annabeth Cute, and Thalia Cute. Just things happened to all of them, leaving me with Annabeth (Rachel-Oracle, Artemis-Maiden, Calypso-man only sees her once, Thalia-Hunter). Although I probably would've chosen Annabeth anyways... I enjoy Blue things. Whenever I go into the water, I become instantly healed and can whoop butt. I am called Seaweed Brain by some, and I call Annabeth Wise Girl, Thalia Pinecone Face(don't ask). Aparently I have been flirted with several times, although I never find out til' Annabeth drop kicks their @$$! I dont really like underwater animals too much actually, and I find them kinda annoying. I have insulted the following gods: Zeus, Dionysus, Ares, Hades, Athena, Hera These gods like me apparently: Poseidon, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Apollo, Artemis, Hestia, Hermes These gods are neutral: Demeter Percy Jackson Questions 1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth 2. Favorite guy character? Nico Di Angelo 3. Favorite girl character? Thalia Grace 4. Favorite God? Apollo. He makes me giggle :)5. Favoite Goddess? Artemis is pretty boss 6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon 7. Is Luke hot?Yes. Would you join the hunters? Nope. 9. Archery or sword fighting?sword :P 10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris Messaging. 11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Iris 13. Least favorite? Janus. He makes me mad -_- 14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year Round baby ;) 15. Favorite couple? Solangelo (don't know if HoO counts for this or not)16. Are you a demi-god? Duh ;)17. Who would be your parent? Poseidon 18. Favorite minor character(s)? The stolls 19. Ethan or Luke? Luke. Although Ethan sacrificed himself just as much as Luke. 20. Favorite monster? Hellhound The Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go... If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd ; copy this into your profile If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Charmed is as good as ice cream, PM me I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, kiki1607, Cirruz The Night Elf, Em-Ster 9-1-1, greasy girl love, JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset, Mrs.lilibug101, BoundToBeAWeasley, Forever-Lost-Girl-BVB-DiAngelo |
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