![]() Name: Anjelie Country: Canada Hobby: Reading Obsession: Draco Malfoy The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Helps you move in/out of a house Best Friend: Helps you move bodies Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever The one who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. No one dies a virgin, life fucks with us all. Better to stay silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Dream big, do bigger, and love greater than all. The pen is mightier than the sword--that's why pens break, and swords are ruined. You can always buy a new pen. But a good sword, in this day and age? Good luck. You can't fix ruined. Imagination is not merely the talent of some, it is the heart of us all. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one in your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a door when it says pull, copy this into your profile. AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. "I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen." "When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire." "Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry." "A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again." "Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails." He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'" I'm smiling. That alone should scare you." Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts It is not necessary to yell “BURN” every time Snape takes a point from Gryffindor. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, “Morsmordre” is just plain mean. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations. I must not point at Voldemort and say “I taught him everything he knows.” However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times. I will not jump up, yelling “VOLDEMORT, RUN!” in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?” I will not tell Draco and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight. I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'." |
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