The Undead Corpse
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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785748, Profile Updated: 11-11-09

Name: Anjelie

Country: Canada

Hobby: Reading

Obsession: Draco Malfoy


The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Helps you move in/out of a house

Best Friend: Helps you move bodies

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


The one who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

No one dies a virgin, life fucks with us all.

Better to stay silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.


98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Dream big, do bigger, and love greater than all.

The pen is mightier than the sword--that's why pens break, and swords are ruined. You can always buy a new pen. But a good sword, in this day and age? Good luck. You can't fix ruined.

Imagination is not merely the talent of some, it is the heart of us all.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door when it says pull, copy this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile.

"I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."

"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire."

"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."

"A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."

"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

It is not necessary to yell “BURN” every time Snape takes a point from Gryffindor.
I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do whatever I want.
I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherine day.
I will not wear my “DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT” shirt to school.
I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, “Morsmordre” is just plain mean.

I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.
I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
I will not say, “Dude get a life” to Voldemort.

I must not point at Voldemort and say “I taught him everything he knows.”
A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.
I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his “Happy place”.

I will not jump up, yelling “VOLDEMORT, RUN!” in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”
Asking, “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and then walking away is only funny the first time.
The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.
Seamus Finnegan is not “after me lucky charms”.

I will not tell Draco and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.
If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of this fact and draw a dark mark on their arm

I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'."

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The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete