Emby
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Joined 06-03-06, id: 1059536, Profile Updated: 05-21-10
Author has written 2 stories for Fruits Basket, and Naruto.

Hey y'all.
Guess who.
I doubt anyone checks up anymore.
I know I don't. But just to let you know.
I do exist.
Leaving page in all it's virgin glory for the /mems/

Friday, May 21, 2010

My name is Emby, but some of you get to call me Emby-chan.
I live in the good ol' United States of (Mexican) Americans, and I have nothing against Mexican immigrants.
(Really, some of them are my friends.)
I'm much taller than you, and that represents my intelligence compared to yours.
Five feet and eleven and three quarter inches, to be exact.
Irish
people are the new Austrailians. British people are the new Canadians.
They all have really spiffy accents.

I like to write.
And roleplay.
And etcetera.

I read all sorts of lovely things, some of which you probably haven't heard of.
Book wise, I love Pride and Prejudice, and all sorts of fantasy books.
In other words, give me a book and I'll return it half an hour later read from cover to cover.
I read at a POST HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL.
Take that, you illiterates!

One Year Later is the BOMB.
Kingdom Hearts speaks to me, and it told me to go roleplay here.
I did, and I wasn't disappointed.
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Put it in eee-xactly like that, with the little thingy at the end.

eMo. I'm lovin' it.
Which means that emo people amuse me to no end.
Such as,
Emo Charms! They're tragically delicious!

Turns out that I'm real good at sports.
I play Varsity volleyball, basketball, and tennis.
You don't want to screw with me.
I like manga, did you know that?
If you've read it, I've probably read it, too. Deathnote being my most recent addition.
(I got it last week!)

I'm a slave to my music.
Limewire is the best thing since tacos.
iPods are the best thing since toast!
They're pretty good.
It's Sasuke love all the way, here. Even though I diss him in my latest fanfiction.

Sasuke and Kakashi and Light and L and Kyo and Ed and Mr. Darcy and Eragon and... Other people.

If you're on this list, you're being stalked.
Darknight of Woodclan: I love my sissy. (IDOLIZED!)
DesirePassion: One of meh bestest buddies. Her fanfiction is coming to get you.
Oky Verlo and xellzx: They told me I was their idol and that I was the Bunny Highest Priestest. That makes them special.
Riza-chan: My adopted sissy. -purrs- Even though she does play the Pretty Petal Flower Princess.
Dragon-chan: She's been my friend forever, and introduced me to OYL!
Ami-chan: She told me herself that she was gayer than a box of crayons, but that just makes her interesting! She's teh awesome. =D
Sorry if I forgot you... You're unloved.

You can stalk me too, if you want.

embysha@yahoo.com
or
aloewind_92345 at www.neopets.com
or
emby-masterofdoom at www.deviantart.com
or...
Emby on www.fanfiction.com
or...
Emby13 on www.gaiaonline.com
or...
Chaos, Alee, Harry Potter, or Hikaru on www.z6.invisionfree.com/One_Year_Later/index.ph6?
And that's it.

Chloe: My female kitty. She's a loverly calico who has issues about where she uses the restroom.Some would dispute the fact that she's mine.
Maisy: Younger than Chloe, and also mine. She's black and white, and likes to chase birds and escape her collar. We should've named her Houdini.
Lily: A Jack Russel Terrier. She has an annoying bark, and is absolutly adorable... When not barking. Which is never.
Jake: Black lab. He has a gray chin, and likes dog food.

Random Notice Board of Doom (RNBD)

Um, yeah, some stuff happened in my family and stuff and so I'll be on more/less than usual. Cool.

Naruto of Doom:The Show just got put up. First chappies' a leeeetle bit crazy.

I love you all. NOT!

Random AMV Board of Doom (RABD)

My newest stupidity. If you don't watch this, they'll take your kidney! O.O Charlie the Unicorn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFP0q4qzGw4

THIS AMV IS... WICKED AWEHSOME. It's a Sasuke AMV with music by Evanescence: Going Under. It even has no clips of Sakura in it! (Not that I don't /like/ Sakura with her girly voice and wimpyness.) The music fits the AMV really well. MUST SEE! I Sasuke!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OnV9kDBpriM

I love this AMV. It's a Final Fantasy IIV AMV with music called We're All To Blame. It's a awesome song! It's kinda sad, though. I can't wait to play FF IIV. Then I can watch Advent Children. XD
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DRAz62PdQZ4&mode=related&search

Yay! K H- My Anti Drug! This is the opening song (Sanctuary by Utada Hikaru) and sequence to Kingdom Heats 2. I've decided that I like the song better in Japanese. XD
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wb1LFARI-R4

Quotes:
"Yes, I did just trip down a flight of stairs. You got a problem with that?"
"I believe in love above all things! Love is like oxygen! All you need is love! Love lifts us up to where we belong!"
"I got two words for you: Ain't good enough!"
"Vroom, crank that Soulja Boy!"
"Oh no..."
"Damn you. Damn you all to hell."
"I love you."

--
Stuff That Tends to Explain More About My Life Sometimes But Not Usually:

Me: -almost hyperventilating-
Mr. J: Okay, everybody, you ready to start playing for all these people? We're starting with your solos, Allison.
Me: -hyperventilating-
Him: -shoulder tap- Don't I know you from somewhere?
Me: ...Frank!
Frank: Hi. -hugs-
Mr. J: Let's go, people!
Me: -thinking- Ohdeargod, he's going to hear me play.
Frank: ...This is my brother Joe.
Me: Hi Joe. Also known as Frank's brother.
Joe: My name is Joe.
Me: Fine, Joe.
--

Yeah, true story.

That's all I got for now, folks. Nothing inspiring or anything.
While you're here, you could maybe probably, I don't know, read a story or two? Some -cough cough- Are amazingly stupid, but not that bad. -shrugs-

You know you want to.

Hugs and Chocolate!
-Emby, the Chainsaw Master, Leader of Order of the Chainsaw, Psychopath, Way Hyper, and Beloved of the Stupids, not to mention GOD! of the Zodiac and Kyo, a toaster oven, a What Would Tohru say Eight Ball, some peas, magical black sludge, chainsaws, some borrowed chopsticks, a big ego, and a life. Most recently named Bunny Highest Priestest!

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