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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787638, Profile Updated: 06-09-10
Author has written 4 stories for Clique, and Twilight.

Hi, I'm Ally. I live in Oklahoma and I'm fourteen (I was eleven when I wrote this) years old. I love to write and I'm a huge fan of Twilight and the the Clique series, Gilmore Girls, Glee, and iCarly which will probably be my main fanfictions I will write. I'm a bit random, so look out for one-shots, drabbles, song-fics, poems, or veryyyyy strange, OOC characters. Example: Alice all peppy, Rosalie all snobby, Jasper all emo, Emmett all crazy, Bella falling down every second... etc. But, I'll have serious stories with realistic characters too, for the people who want to enjoy an actually good story. Well.. I hope you like my writing! Bye for now!

P.S. Thanks to Lunar-Wolf-Serpent for the awesomely awesome icon, I love it!

Funny Quotes (My thoughts are in the parenthesis. Mine, Haunted-by-Horizon's-Kiss', not someone elses copy and pasted!)

What happens when you get scared half to death twice? (You become a paranoid hermit who worries about things such as kidnappers and murderers and avoids tv shows like CSI.)

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"? (No, no I haven't . I should have though...)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (Wah. heh. hehe.hehehehe. ahahahahahah!)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (Uh, I actually kinda did that one day. And I'm not saying I physically levitated or became a giant magnet that had the opposite pole as the floor, I just fell into the bean bag next to my bed)

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. (OH yeah, that's me. Except that I would say, "MOVE jerk!" and then realize it was a door and kick it, instead of being Mrs. I'msosweet.)

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. (I think you can figure that one out on your own...)

To put it nicely, I hope you choke. (I think this one speaks for itself perfectly.)

Smile. It confuses people. (That's true cause I smile all the time and people think I'm weird... then again it could be because I'm crazy... yeah, it's probably the second one.)

A day without sunshine is like...night. (Wow, nice one Sherlock.)

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. (I'm not even gonna start on this one...)

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! (My new motto!!)

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (Why isn't he here yet, you ask? Well, his horse is also injured, and in the woods, lost, and he can't find a doctor, and uh... Okay, I"m out...)

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Yes, it's just that easy with the "FLY-O-MATIC!!" And we have a limited time special deal! If you call right now, you can get TWO "fly-o-matics" for the price of ONE! That's right, one 19.99 for TWO fly-o-matics!! What a deal, huh? CAll now! Go, go go! Call 1-800-fly-noww. That's 1-800-359-6699!! We hope to hear from you!)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (So you would be like, temporarily dead, I guess, and then revived... that would suck... actually, that would be AWESOME! I wanna, I wanna!)

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. (But I HAVE!! Btw, people, Santa's not real, so yeah...but, I swear, I HAVE! Okay, I'm done... sorry about that little meltdown...ahem...)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (Yes, we do, and puppies, and uh... CAFFEINE! And what could be more important than caffeine?)

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter. (Well of course your heart's gonna break, you can't even spell prepare correctly!)

But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil

Thou shalt not eat of it

For in the day that thou eatest thereof

Thou shalt surely die

-Genesis 2:17


Copy and Pastes:

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (meh... i'm sooo over vampires)

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Robert Pattinson always looks stoned... but when he's actually sober... yeah, he's alright.)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. ('Nuff said :) Stupid hoodie and jeans tendencies!)

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (yep yep yep)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (oh I can think of a few people :) *imagines slapping that blonde hair off her ug-lay face*)

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Uh oh better delete this one after what happened last weekend at the bar... I mean... what? I didn't say anything! Are you hearing voices again?)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile.

Surveys:

1. What is your Full name? Ally Picklee!(Well actually that's not my real last name, but my friend put that name on my myspace and I like it better than my real one. Its similar to it though.)

2. Do you prefer Spongebob or Fairly Odd Parents? I don't watch either anymore, but ummm... if I had to pick, I'd pick Fairly Odd Parents. He wears a pink hat which makes me laugh.

3. What is your Favorite part of your body? My skin. It's super-soft, and tans really easily. Or my lips. They're puffy, in a good way. Hard to explain. (:

4. What is your least favorite part of your body? My nose. It has a bump. Sad :( It's the italian in me.

5. Who is/are your Favorite musician/s? I like every musician, but mainly... A Fine Frenzy, Paramore, Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, the Glee cast, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Nevershoutnever, Lenka, Colbie Caillet, Ingrid Michaelson, Iyaz, Jason Derulo, Jennette Mccurdy, Miranda Cosgrove, Katy Perry, 3OH!3, Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, Mariah Carey, Michael Buble, Muse, Owl City, Boys Like Girls, We the Kings, and, shamefully, Justin Bieber.

6. What is your Favorite music genre? Every type. I have a vast taste. Pop, rock, pop rock, country, hip hop, rap (if it's a good song), alternative, ska.

7. What is your least favorite music genre? Don't have one. I like all genres.

8. Who are your best Friend(s)? Um... Hailey, Alex, Marin, Kitanna, Catriona, Nancy, Grace, Alexandria, Aaliyah, Mason, Jay, Jake,

9. What is your best grade ever? A+ Most of my grades are that. My best is 113 .

10. Do you shave? I'm fourteen. Obviously I shave.

11. Are your eyebrows plucked? yes, and I wax. It's a must! I'm Italian, so I have dark and thick eyebrows.

12. How many spoken languages? Two: English, and Spanish...

13. What are your spoken languages? English, Spanish (I'm not too good at it, but I have to for school)

14. Do you own a car? No. I'm only 14... But if I had one, I would get... a Porsche.

15. What is your favorite drink? Mountain Dew! It makes me crazy. And coffee, especially the Starbucks holiday special: Peppermint Twist.

16. Are you still a virgin? Yep!

17. Do you have a crush currently?I'm keepin my heart unattached for going into ninth grade. gotta catch the eyes of those sophomores! ;)

18. What is your best subject? I plan to double major: Writing, and Music.

19. When do you have to wear a uniform? Um... nowhere...

21. What is your favorite reality show? Hm... I don't really like reality tv but if I had to choose, I'd pick America's Next Top Model.

22. What is your hair color? Brown, with blonde highlights. I also have side bangs and layers and a slight red tint when I'm in the sun.

23. What is your eye color? Blue-gray.

24. What do you aspire to be? Writer and singer/ piano/ guitar player.

25. What is/are your hobby/hobbies? Writing, reading, music, singing, surfing the net, hanging with friends, and watching Gilmore Girls.

26. What is your full name? I already said that..

27. What color pants are you wearing? Light- washed distressed skinny jeans

28. What are you listening to right now? Flightless Bird, the song, and my keys tapping as I type.

29. Are your legs crossed? Yep... I always cross them.

30. What was the last thing you ate? Goldfish... lol, I needed a snack. Just to clear things up, the CRACKER. NOT the actual fish!

31. If you were a crayon what color would you be? One of those multi-color crayons, like pale pink on the outside and lime green on the inside. I'm shy at first, but when I get to know someone, I'm really talkative and outgoing...

32. What is the weather right now? The sky is so light it's almost white and there are no clouds out, the sun is shining brightly, but it's still a bit cold outside, though there is no wind.

33. Last person you talked to on the phone? I think it was either Marin or Alex... unless texting counts.

34. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?Six. Pack. Or no six pack (the horror!!!o.o)(: anyone seen killers? ashton kutcher(:

35. Do you like the person who had these first? I'm not sure, I saw them on someone's profile so I copied and pasted them onto mine. I like her writing though! (I got them from The Dawn is Breaking)

36. What is your favorite drink? Oh my god, what is with the repetitiveness? points upward I've already written that.

37. Favorite alcoholic drink? None. Idon'tdrink.

38. Favorite sport? Swimming, or (i know, it's not a sport, but it's fun and still active) riding on my moped.

39. Do you wear contacts? Nope, only for when I can't see the board. And in those times, I use my glasses. Square black metal frames, turquoise on the inside.

40. Are you to shy to ask someone out? If I don't know the person very well, I probably wouldn't. But... if the person was a really good friend of mine, I might. But, the fear of rejection usually makes me chicken out.

41. Do you like marmite? What the hell is marmite?? ...Now I'm curious! I shall look it up on Google. *clicking noises* -horror music- no. i don't like it. ew. that's supposed to be a barfing face... it didn't work out too well.

42. Summer or Winter? Summer! I love swimming! Spring is my favorite season though! Especially the end, when it doesn't rain anymore, and it's hot enough to swim, but not so hot that the bees are all out. Plus, the honeysuckles are in season.

Favorite Ice Cream? Cookies and cream, or fudge brownie sundae.

44. LIVING ARRANGMENTS? I sleep in a master bedroom (somehow I got my mom to give it to me, but it's not too much bigger than my mom's room), my mom is across the hall, and that's it. ( I don't mean we only have two rooms, I mean that's all that lives in the house, lol) I go to my dad's on Thursdays, and everyother weekend. He also picks me up after school and drops me off at my mom's every day since my mom has to work. If you haven't figured it out already, my parents are divorced. My siblings are all adults and they have their own houses, so I'm kinda like an only child.

45. Did you wake up before your alarm went off? My alarm wasn't set since it's still winter break and I slept until 11, because I stayed up until 1:30 last night. :)

46. Salted, Plain or Buttered Popcorn? Buttered. Yum!

47. Can you juggle? ...I've never officially tried, so probably no.

48. Favorite day of the week? Saturday, cause that's when I go shopping, and usually a friend stays over at my house. It's also movie night, where we rent a bunch of movies and watch them until we fall asleep.


Cute Story:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


Pop Quiz:

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

(I will update this every week. I always add songs on my ITunes)

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
"Love Song" by Sara Bareilles (lol)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
"I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz (actually, I whine when I wake up... lol)

3. Your teacher is...
"Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield. (that doesn't make sense! unless you added an "a" to the beginning)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
"Crank That Soulja Boy" by Soulja Boy (...well, ok then...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
"Love Story" by Taylor Swift (um... no... they're girls...)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
"Shake It" by Metro Station (oh yeahhhh...sure, that's what alllll my friends say ;-P)

7. How do you feel right now?
"Go All The Way (Into the Twilight)" by Perry Ferrall (...is that a feeling? i'm not sure...)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?
"Float Along" by...(I'm not sure who sing's it) (ohyeah, that makes perfect sense! again with the sarcasm!)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
"Sk8r Boi" by Avril Lavigne (um... let's see, how can I explain this? ummm... I skated with a boy? lol :-D)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
"Nobody Home" by Avril Lavigne (yes! I finally got those french people to stop hiding in my closet)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
"Baby One More Time" by cringes Britney Spears (ok, I know, your probably wondering why I have that on my ipod, I got that when I was prob eight, plus, it's the girls theme, right... cringes again... anyway, that makes a bit of sense... i think...)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
"You Belong with Me" by Taylor Swift (hey, that's an okay title...)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
"My Little Corner of the World" by Yo La Tango (hm, I guess I would sing that song...)

14. Your life's theme song?
"White Wedding" by Billy Idol (...I'm not sure about that one...)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
"Misery Business" by Paramore (oh yeah, I'm telling you how I really feel about writing! I hate it! lol, just kidding.)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
"Gentlemen" by Teddy Geiger (well... not exactly what I was thinking, but it'll do)

17. Your motto is..
"Whenever You Remember" by Carrie Underwood (Whenever I remember what??)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
"Tell me Why" by Taylor Swift (I already bought that song! I don't need to get it again on iTunes!)

19. What did you dream about tonight?
"Move it Like This" by Baha Men (um, why is that song on my ipod and what is it?? that's just straaaange...)

20. Any last words?
"Wasted" by Carrie Underwood (oh, yeah, by the way, I was drunk while I wrote this whoooole profile... that would explain a lot lol, jkjkjkjk :-P!!)

GASP! More!!

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?

"One Step at a Time" by Jordin Sparks ( they judge me slowly one step at a time)

2. Will you have a happy life?

"A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" by Kimberley Locke (Well, my dream is that I have a happy life, so I'm taking that as a yes)

3. What do people really think of you?

"Speak for Myself" by Aly and AJ (they think I stand up for myself well? I do stand up for myself.)

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

"Picture to Burn" by Taylor Swift (um...what does that mean?)

5. How can you make others happy?

"Crazy in Love" by Beyonce (be in love... really it's that easy? then again, it's pretty hard to get someone that you like to like you at the same time)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

"Everytime" by Britney Spears (er...)

7. What should you do with your life?

"Tied Together with a Smile" by Taylor Swift (so do something that makes me happy! perfecto!)

8. Will you ever have children?

"Hard to Let Go" by Driven (um... is that a no?)

9. What is some good advice for you?

"Heart of Glass" by Blondie (make sure I d on't get someone with a heart of glass, okay thanks!)

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

"Sticks and Stones" by Aly and AJ (well, I do have really good comebacks)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

"Talking Bird" by Death Cab for Cutie (what?? really??)

12. What song will play at your funeral?

"The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani (um, that's... peppy)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

"Hundred" by The Fray (oh yeah, I'm a two timer girl... or should I say hundred-timer?)

14. What is your day going to be like?

"Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson (actually I didn't even feel like crying today)

15. Why are you here?

"We Are Broken" by Paramore (Yep, I broke so I came her to be fixed, they say ya got one of those whadda ya callem... mechanic stores here?)

16. What will people remember you for?

"Thriller" by Michael Jackson (um... oh wait! I did do that dance in drama one day cause I had it memorized!)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

"Let the Flames Begin" by Paramore (oh no, not that one again! I had that one stuck in my head for like four months a while ago)

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

"Money Money Money" by Meryl Streep (yep, I got a little too obsessed in the gambling and poker world, if you know what I mean!)

19. What will this year be all about?

"Life is a Highway" by Rascall Flatts (but I don't even have a car!!)

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

"If I Were a Boy" by Beyonce (um okay?)

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

"I Know Who You Are" by Carter Burwell (yeah... I know who you are... you're a ... DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN!! lol)

22. Your message to the world:

"In Pieces" by ... I'm not sure... (I have no reasoning with this one...)

23. Your deepest secret:

"Meant to Live" by Switchfoot (yes, no one knew this but when I was born, I was meant to live! ooooohhhhhhh intrigue!! lol)

24. Your innermost desire:

"So Yesterday" by Hilary Duff (I long for yesterday? well, I WOULD have one more day of Spring Break!)

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

"Forever" by Chris Brown (whoa, that's so ironic!! I'm serious, irony is my stalker!!)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

"This Christmastime" by Lonestar (yes honey, I promise to not divorce you until after this Christmastime! lol)

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

"Borrowed Time" by A Fine Frenzy (I love that song, but I don't mutter it in the morning, though it does kind of fit the vibe morning time gives me... I'm not a morning person though)

28. Right now, your feelings are:

"Teardrops on My Guitar" by Taylor Swift (I'm not sad...I"m sad?)

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

"What I Like About You" by Lillix (hm it doesn't really make sense but if you changed some of the words it could)

30. You scream during sex:

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen (um... I'M FREKAIN TWELVE!)

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

"Strangers Like Me" by Everlife (hm... well she does like to be strange!)

32. Your friends describe you as:

"I Am One of Them" by Aly and AJ (one of my friends? well i guess I am... so that makes sense!)

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

"Pity and Fear" by Death Cab for Cutie (actually, I'm not one of those people that are scared of elevators so...)

34. Your philosophy in life is:

"Until You Loved Me" by The Moffatts (okay, I guess thats an all right philosophy...)

35. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

"My Immortal" by Evanescense (I love this song! it's so sad though! but it's a good farewell!)

I HAD TO ADD THIS, It's so funny:

1. Put your iPod on shuffle. (Or iTunes in my case.) (Or windows media player for those who have not got into the iPod world yet ;))
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing the meme as well as the person you got the meme from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

"Promise" - Lillix (well, I could be like, "I promise this is okay" ...)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

"A Place in this World"- Taylor Swift ( just trying to find a place in this world)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

"Winter Wonderland" - Lonestar (well, they do have to be able to walk...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

"T-Shirt" - Shontelle ( is cracking up really? a shirt??)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift ( well, that's true about someone ...sigh)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"Lost and Confused" - Lillix (actually that's Marin... still, I guess it makes sense, right?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"C'Mon C'Mon"- Sheryl Crow (well that sounds wrong...)

WHAT IS 2+2?

"Who Knows" - Avril Lavigne (lol, well, true! it could be five, who says it's four??)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"We Are Broken" Paramore (nuh-uh! :( we're perfectly fine!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"I Can't Wait" ( :) Yep)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"Walk Away" Kelly Clarkson (uh...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"Fences" Paramore (I want to be a fence. A stupid fence. Seriously??)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Vienna" by Billly Joel (aww)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"One Thing" Finger Eleven (awwww I'm so speeecial!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"One and Only" Teitur (aww, that's such a romantic dancy weddingy song! :) )

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Pumping Up the Party" (first of all, that's an embarrassing song to be on my ipod, and second, WHAT?? Are people EXCITED??)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"No Goodbyes" Driven (I like not saying goodbye??)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Battlefield" Jordin Sparks (um...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Thanks fr th Mmrs" FOB (hey, that makes sense! finally!)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

"Oops I did It Again" Britney Spears (ironic huh?? lol)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

"Supermassive Black Hole" Muse (lol! I've always been afraid of going into space because of black holes :) )

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

"When Will I Get Home" Ingram Hill (I left home? aw sad...)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

"Feelings Show" Colbie Caillat (aw...that makes no sense at all but aw)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"Accidentally In Love" Counting Crows (Aw, well one day that song made me cry... cause this stupid guy...anyway!)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

"Something to Sleep To" Michelle Branch (I have to sleep on it, I'll let you know tomorrow :) )

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

"Right Round" Flo Rida (huh?)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

"Hole In My Pocket" Sheryl Crow (ah that makes perfect sense! not.)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

"You Found Me" Kelly Clarkson (do I not like the person that found me?? Why not??)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

"You Found Me" The Fray (ok now that's just freaky!! Irony stalks me!!)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

"What Hurts the Most" Rascall Flatts (is doing this survey... lol)

ANOTHER ONE!!

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?

"Heads Will Roll"- Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, cause I'm JUST that awesome!!)

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

"Battle"- Colbie Caillat (okay, that's so ironic it's creepy!)
3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

"Tracking"- Carter Burwell (huh?)

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

"Walk Away"- (argh, this is confusing!)
5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

"We're Al In This Together" (so we'll all become manically depressed in my life??)

7. Is someone trying to kill me?

"Waking Up In Vegas" - (Good thing I'm not in Vegas!)
8. What is my sexual preference?

"At My Most Beautiful"- R.E.M. (uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
9. What am I afraid of?

"One Fine Wire"- Colbie Caillat (i'm afraid of being electrocuted?)

10. What will I be doing in a few years?

"Boys of Summer"- Ataris (ew that sounds wrong! so I'm gonna be a bad girl? ;) )
11. What is some good advice for me?

"Serious"- Duffy (be more serious? I'm not that funny...)

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?

"Losing My Grip"- Avril Lavigne (...ok...?)
13. Will you get married?
"Burning Down the HOuse"- Talking Heads (lol i'll take that as a no...)

14. What is the story of your life?

"Sick"- Lillix (WELL then...)
15. How can you get ahead in life?
"I Know What You Are" - Carter Burwell (huh? meet an extremely gorgeous vampire and fall deeply in love with him thn get into all sorts of trouble? ok, gladly!)
16. What is the best thing about your friends?
"6 Months"- Hey Monday (uh...I'm not really into being in love with my friends...)

17. What song describes you?

"He Ain't the Leaving Kind"- Rascall Flatts (I'm not?... except I'm a girl...)
18. How does the world see you?

"Kiss the Girl"- Vibrate 8 (yay, everyone shall send me kisses of gratitude!)

19. Will you have a happy life?

"Bet On It' (yay!!)

20. How can I make myself happy?

"Roses"- Meg and Dia (lol that's pretty senseish...irony.)

21. What should you do with your life?

"Syrup and Honey"- Duffy (??)

22. Will you ever have children?

"Math"-(I'll have to deal with math when I have them??)

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:
"Senorita" by Justin Timberlake (oh, this is either gonna be one of those trashy movies like "Crossroads" or a romantic comedy)

Birth:
"Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's (awwww, was I originally named Delilah or something?)

First day at school:
"Beautiful Soul" by Jesse McCartney (I guess that makes a little sense)

Falling in Love:
"Move It Like This" by Baha Men (NOT THAT SONG AGAIN!! WHY?)

Fight Song:
"That's What You Get" by Paramore (Oh that makes a lot of sense! (not being sarcastic this time!))

Breaking Up:
"Shake It" by Metro Station (that's a pretty strange breakup...)

Prom:
"What Time Is It" by A Bunch of People (aw, come on! why couldn't I have gotten something like "Fall for You"?)

Life:
"Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne (um...okay I'm not even gonna begin on this one)

Mental Breakdown:
"Weather Channel: by Sheryl Crow (makes sense! And the lyrics are a little crazy too!)

Driving:
"Let the Flames Begin" by Paramore (hm, I guess I'm a little mad at something! I can just imagine the speedometer rising higher and higher...)

Flashback:
"All for One" by A Bunch of People (um... ok?)

Wedding:
"Nomads" by Carter Burwell (well it's a little too tribal and I'd rather something more romantic or fancy)

Birth Of Child:
"Get Away" by Avril Lavigne (awww, I'm so mean!!)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
"The Christmas Song" by Lonestar (...what?!)

Death Scene:
I originally got a song by Chris Brown but I'm going to refrain from putting things by him on here cause of the abuse. So... : "Since You Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson (hm... I haven't actually been gone, but in this scene I guess I am)

Funeral:
"Brothers on a Hotel Bed" by Death Cab for Cutie (I like it!)

End Credits:
"Someday" by Nickelback (perfect! so I guess it WAS a romantic comedy!)


More Copy and Pastes:

If you have gone to someone's profile page, had to scroll down a mile to see their stories (like mine!), got ticked off and cursed them internally, and nearly sent them flames, all because they had so many Copy and Pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you're a fan of Jacob Black, save a dog, adopt a werewolf.

If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl.

Not everybody can be in the minority. If you're non-non-conformist, copy and paste this. No, wait, don't. Be so non-non-conformist that you don't NEED to copy and paste this. (Ah! Now I'm confused!!)

If you think you're weird and special and different, I have a newsflash: everyone on this site thinks that.

Twilight is life New Moon is life Eclipse is life Breaking Dawn is life... Parents suck for not buying you ten copies of life!

if you love paramore post this in your profile

if you have read Twilight, New moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn post this on your profile

if you love coca-cola post this in your profile

If you want a volvo for your first car post this in your profile

If you have ever dialed the wrong number post this in your profile.


More Survey:

Be prepared for a VERY long profile...

About Me -

Name: Ally

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Gemini

Favorite sport: Swimming, gymnastics, yeah, I'm not very sport-minded

Favorite food: Macaroni and Cheese

Hair: Brown with blonde highlights and layers and side bangs

Eyes: blue-gray

What I think of me: ...um...I don't exactly have conversations with myself

What others think of me: ...I guess I'll guess...funny, shy at first, sarcastic, polite, smart, reads a lot

What I am to my to my parents: A sweet, smart girl who should practice piano and do her homework instead of sitting on the computer updating her profile all the time.

Favorite pairings: Edward/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme, Jacob/Nessie, Jesse/Suze, Massie/Derrington, Claire/Cam, Alicia/Josh, Dylan/Chris, Kristen/Dune, Gemma/Kartik, Cammie/Josh, Cammie/Zack, Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale, Lorelai/Luke, Rory/Logan, Holly/Henry, Val/Vick, Val/Jeff, Ellie/Will, Jinx/Zach, Jessica/Rex, Jessica/Jonathan, Melissa/Rex, Dess/Rex, Dess/Jonathan, Spyro/Cynder... I like canon couples a lot.

My mood as I am writing this: Groggy, I just woke up

Behavior most of the time: lazy, stubborn, fun at home, hyper, crazy, funny with friends and polite, smart, and sweet when in class

Talents: Piano, guitar, singing, writing, being annoying, being addicted to things (caffeine, twilight...etc), reading (yay, i can read! no, lol, i just mean I really looooove to read) oh, and i guess, fashion

What I dont understand: Why Oklahoma has to be hoodie and jeans wearing state mutters stupid fashions... I mean, I'm not a complete girly girl, but that's just BORING!

What I do understand: Why I'd rather be in a book shop than anywhere else.

Favorite music artists: Paramore, Muse, Mutemath, Natasha Bedingfield, Evenescence, Beatles, The Fray, Leona Lewis, I listen to a lot and my taste is very varied but bear with me

Things that annoy me: Jacob Black, cliche fanfics, people that don't care at all about their grades, people that scream at the thought of wearing a skirt, but think that jeans attract guys more (not entirally true), sports that hurt people badly, like football, people that make me play sports that hurt people badly, like football...


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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you are a proud stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, put this in your profile.

If your greatest wish is to be Bella Swan, put this in your profile

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. cough Jacob cough

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you make up imaginary scenes with your friend on im, having to do with Emmett Cullen living in your house, and Edward Cullen falling in love with you...but we just play them, it's not like we really believe them...much. giggles nervously :) If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, Bella251

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn', copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Bella251

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a pet copy and paste this on to your profile

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you also think said bus should take out Jacob while it's at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

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If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (mabye...)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you are SICK of all of the unoriganal Twilight fanfictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalkfull of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one origanal fanfiction, Copy this onto your fanfiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, Bella251

If you've ever tried to scry to see if there is a real life version of Edward Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, Bella251

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freakin HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird (I picked weird, underline whichever ones you are)person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Breaking Dawn to come out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't wait for Breaking Dawn to come out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

If you jump up and down on th elevator, copy and paste this to your profile (were else are you suppose to jump on the elevator?)

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Bella251

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), Bella251 (Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, jasper Cullen (though his hair looks like an exploded cloud), Cam (what's his name? from the Clique, Claire's boyfriend), Jesse De Silva, Will... that's all...)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.


Story:

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!


Joke:

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.


You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. (completely right)

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. (oh yeah lol)

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. (well...yeah ...)

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. (lol that's actually pretty true!)

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. (Uh... glances at self obviously... lol)

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. (yepp)

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. (yepp)

9. You were too busy to notice number five. (what about number five?? OH MY GOSH, it's gone!!)

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. (shame... yes)

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. (mayyyyybe :) )

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (don't lie!!)


Twilight Obsession Abbreviations:

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. (yep, though I prefer OCD)

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes (hehehehehe)


Historical Cullens:

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. (that sounds dirty...)
2. The future is not set in stone. (yeah, so if my future is to live until i'm 90, if i jump off a bridge tomorrow I'm still gonna die. depressing huh?)
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. (yeppers)
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. (that still makes me laugh :) )
5. True love knows no boundaries. (aww)
6. Some people are just danger magnets. (like me?)
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. (awww)
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! (yes!!)
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. (well I hope I find him before that but still!)
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


And now for Something Sweet -

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life


~Survey~

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mom, she thought it was cool that she started the fireplace... it's not -peers at mother- Though I still love her crazy self.

Where are you?

Living Room

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

The fan and the ceiling

What's the last thing you ate?

A Reese's peanut butter heart.

What's your personality like?

...I don't know. Probably a bookworm and obsessed with Twilight, likes to shop, stuff... Ask my friends.

Who do you have a crush on?

nobody (:

What was the last thing you thought?

that i don't like anyone right now

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Run around the house acting all crazy and hyper screaming, then finally... spend some on charity, some on friends and family, and the rest on finally, me!

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

Well, I was eating mac 'n' cheese.

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

Ice.

What's it like being you?

...fun, i guess...?

What are your thoughts on writing?

Awesome as long I don't have to turn it in, or be forced to write about a certain subject.

How tall are you?

5' 2'' (I know, I know, I'm short for a ninth grader)

What book are you currently reading?

Rereading The Host, reading Midnighters, and Zlata's Diary

What music are you listening to?

Thinking of You by A Fine Frenzy

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

yahoomail.com

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

White

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Um, no...hides beneath book I'm not into politics... asks mom oh it's Brad Henry...I don't really care, and I don't store things I don't care about into my brain.

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

5. This, Yahoo Messenger, A messaging window with my friend, Grace, and messaging window with my dad, and Cricket Wireless Internet.

Have you ever been water-skiing?

Ah...no...

What is the weather like?

FREEZING!! School's canceled!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

Not quite sure...such a long way away :(...oh wait! I'm going to California, I forgot!

Anything else?

...um, bye?


Last beverage → Diet Coca Cola

Last phone call → My friend, Marin. She wanted to tell me that she had my friend's I heart Bob shirt.

Last song you listened to → Lay All Your Love on Me - Dominic Cooper (hotness), and that other girl.

Last time you cried→ About a week ago I guess.

Last text message → ah. (I was talking about the show 24 with my cousin)

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → No

Been cheated on → No

Kissed someone & regretted it → nope

Lost someone special→ Yeah. .

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
Garnet purple, spring green, and peachish pink (I have different favorites every day. Those were just today's picks.)

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend → Yes

Fallen out of love → yes...

Laughed until you cried → Yes

Met someone who changed your life → Yeah

Found out who your true friends were → yeah...sadly

RANDOM:
Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list → no

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → 20 on yahoo messenger

How many kids do you want to have → one or two

Do you have any pets → Three dogs and one cat. A golden retriever, german shepard, chow mix named Leela, a schnouzer poodle mix named Febe, a shih-tzu poodle mix named Lil 'O', and a calico cat named Simba.

Do you want to change your name → kinda. i like the name skylar. or sidney. or cheyenne. or chaylenne. or lorelai.

What did you do for your last birthday → go to colorado

What time did you wake up today → 2:00 p.m.

What were you doing at midnight last night → Watching Gilmore Girls. I got the full set for Christmas.

Name something you CANNOT wait for→ finding true love...and driving

Last time you saw your father→ Yesterday after school. He picked me up.

What's one thing you wish you could change→ Hm...the world

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Surprisingly, no.

What's getting on your nerves right now → how much my voice sounds like the girl that sings "My Little Corner of the World" on Gilmore Girls

Most visited web page → Fanfiction...

Zodiac sign → Gemini

Elementary/middle/high school → Middle

Hair color → Brown

Long or short → Down to the middle of my chest

Are you a freak→ Maybe...

Height → 4 9 sad...

What do you like about yourself → I like to laugh and I try not to care when poeple think I'm a snob because I'm shy around poeple I don't know, but I laugh and hang with my friends. I'M NOT A SNOB PEOPLE. there.

Piercings → Earlobes

Tattoos → Nope

Righty or lefty → Lefty

FIRSTS :
First surgery → None

First piercing → Earlobe

First best friend → When I was three, Highland

First sport you joined → Soccer (i don't play anymore)

First pet→A fish named Blueberry

First vacation → California when I was eighteen months old

First concert → Christina Aguilara

First crush→ Not telling :)

CURRENTLY :
Eating → Nothing.

Drinking → Diet Coca Cola

I'm about to → talk on the phone

Waiting → for it to snow

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? Yes.

Want to get married? Yes

Careers in mind? Writer, and singer/piano/ guitar player and maybe a designer

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
Lips or eyes → Eyes.

Hugs or kisses → Kisses

Shorter or taller → Taller.

Older or Younger→ Older.

Romantic or spontaneous → Both.

Sensitive or loud → Both.

Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.

Trouble-maker or hesitant → A bit of both

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → no

Lost glasses/contacts → nope

Ran away from home → Yes

Broken someone's heart → no

Been arrested → No.

Turned someone down → Yes

Cried when someone died → Yes. .

Liked a guy/girl friend → yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → Sometimes

Love at first sight → Yes.

Heaven → yes

Santa Claus → Nope. Wow, we're going back a long way aren't we?!

Kiss on the first date → Depends how the date is going

Angels → Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes.

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → no

Do you believe in God? → Yes

Posting this as 100 Truths? → Yes.


Yay! Another Survey!!

Fav-

Color- Spring Green

Words- Guacamole, shrimp, pebble, bubble, squidge, bleeblo they sound funny

Song- today? (yeah, my favorite song changes every day too, and so does my favorite book, well, except that twilight always remains number one, but after that, it changes.) hm... i guess Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Greenday

Hobbies- Writing, reading, listening to music, playing my piano, Internet, playing guitar, singing, drinking caffeine, shopping

Subject- English

Store- Barnes and Noble, and Forever21

Random-.

Last time you cried- Last Week

Do you use sarcasm a lot- it's my second language

Did you ever go bungee jumping- Not yet :)

First thing you notice about people- Either their hair or their eyes

pink or red- Red

What are you wearing- pajamas- A pink stretchy shirt with a black A on it, and plaid pajama pants

What are you listening to right now- Conspiricy by Paramore

If you were a crayon what color would you be- apparently, according to my friends, aqua blue.

Last thing you ate- Cheddar popcorn

Last person you talked to on the phone- My friend grace, but she's being annoying. she keeps going, "very very very very veryetc..."

Polka dots or stripes- polka dots

When I was little I...- liked dolls


1. Find a globe.

Spin it. What does it say? China

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Smile (from "Cross my Heart and Hope to Spy")

3. What can you hear right now? the beginning chords to Brighter by Paramore

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hello fern.

Fern: ...

Me: I SAID, Hello fern.

Fern:...

Me: Fine then, ignore me! sniffs

Fern: ...

Me: turns to leave

Fern: -mutters- idiot

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The Bonnie Hunt Show

6. Type your name with your elbow. ally hey! i did it!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? My gold doorknob

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be? Isabella Marie Swan (Edward...sigh)

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? nothing that I typed saved itself and I had to redo my entire profile. cause the internet connection messed up.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? iighnlgat (...um ok?)


A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.


A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


I Am the Girl

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, Haunted-By-Horizon's-Kiss


TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN

1.You make your boyfriend die his hair bronze, and if he doesn't, you break up with him.

2.You call your boyfriend Edward even though its not his name, if he doesn't like it, you break up with him.

3.You make your boyfriend listen to Debusy everytime your in your car, if he doesn't like it, well you know the drill. :)

4.You make your boyfriend wear Vampire teeth, and if he ask's you why, you break up with him.

5.Whenever your boyfriend invites you over to watch a movie, you always put in Romeo & Juliet.

6.If your boyfriend pulls up in a car that is not a silver Volvo, u call the cops.

7.When you and your boyfriend want to take a vacation and he suggests Italy, you yell at him an then break up with him

8.When your boyfriend tells you that he has two tickets to go to Forks, Washington, you pat him on the head and give him Animal blood, but if he refuses, you take your ticket and break up with him.

9. you make him read all the Twilight books so much that he has them memorized.

10.You tell your boyfriend that he will always be 2nd in your heart because Edward Cullen is first.

11. if your boyfriend doesn't have a white mansion, you tell him he has to buy one.

12. if he has no brothers or sisters named alice, jasper, emmett, rosalie, then you ask him "who are you?" and leave him.

13.you make your boyfriend listen to all the sad and happy songs that remind you of edward and bella and if he quetions you why, you throw him out of your car.

14.you ask your boyfriend what type of drug he thinks you are, and if he says anything other then heroine, you start to cry and tell him to leave.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)


Your Many Sides:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.

x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 21(It's official...I am a girly girl)


Natural Highs

1. Falling in love. (best. high. ever.)
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. (well that has been done manyyyyy times! :) )
3. A hot shower. (with steammmmmm)
4. No lines at the supermarket. (yes!!)
5. A special glance. (a SPECIAL glance?? i laiiike SPECIAL glances(:)
6. Getting mail. (I love getting mail :) )
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. (ehh I guess)
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. (it's the little things in life, ain't it?)
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. (well, unless I'm trying to get to sleep and it's preventing me...)
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. (warmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). (yummy. my fave is cookies and cream)
12. A bubble bath. (smile)
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation. (yep)
15. The beach (ahhhhh)
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. (money!)
17. Laughing at yourself. (and then when you can't stop)
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you (awww)
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. (oh yeah!)
20. Running through sprinklers. (funnnnn!)
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. (oh yeah that's hilarious for no reason lol)
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. (compliments!)
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS (Oh we have so many of those!)
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you. (:) )
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. (completely! not a morning person :) )
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner). (mwah(:)
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy. (they're so cute!)
30. Having someone play with your hair. (it feel so nice :) sighs dreamily)
31. Sweet dreams. (I never remember my good dreams though... :( )
32. Hot chocolate. (yum!)
33. Road trips with friends. (can't wait till I can drive!)
34. Swinging on swings. (gives you that tingly feeling)
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger. (and getting checked out :) )
36. Making chocolate chip cookies. (yummm)
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies. (again, yummm)
38. Holding hands with someone you care about. (insert smiley here)
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change. (um, wait, how is realizing that bad things never change a good thing??)
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you. (I know, they look all shocked, then all confused, then all happy)
41. Watching the sunrise. (never gotten up early enough to actually see it)
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day. (not always... lol)
43. Knowing that somebody misses you. (aww in a sad yet happy way)
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply. (aw)
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think. (:) )


Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Uh oh... oops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (WHAT?? BUT I'M ALLERIC TO HEAT!! CALL 911!!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But how will I know if I get the creases right??)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh... hey Sammie!! You need to tell Becky you won't be able to come to work tomorrow, your medicine says no driving! Now grab your bunny and blankie and let's go nighty-night okay?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I don't want drowsiness! I want sleep! burst out laughing sleep! that's a funny word! side note I so crack myself up with my sarcasticness)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (You mean I can't use them to decorate my mid-door walls?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?? looks scared torture?? or something dirty...?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? does it LOOK like i want nuts? I want peanuts for god sakes!)


Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. (that would be just plain sad.)

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. (hahahaha!!)

3. Homer say something intelligent. (like that'll ever happen)

4. Taxes disappear. (good lord, how long do i have to live???)

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. (yay!!)

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. (well he's gone now, so I guess that'll never happen...)

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. (um ew... except the music one)

8. Wrestling people forget their moves. (heh)

9. The coyote catch the road runner. (lol)

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. (lol!! there would be naked people running around)


Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 3

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
x You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
x You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
x You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?)
x People have called you slow.

total so far= 8

xY ou have accidentally caught something on fire
x You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
x You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total so far=11

xSometimes you just stop thinking
xYou tell a story and forget what you were talking about
x People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 14

You have eaten a bug.
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
x You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 16

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far= 17

total= 17 (yay, one under stupid!)


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

Twilight: 5 days (took me a while to get started), New Moon: 3 days (stupid Jacob), Eclipse: 1 days (loved it!), Breaking Dawn: 6 days (i didn't want it to end so I extended it!)

Who introduced you to the books?

No one. I saw them at the library and I read one and started telling people to read them and my whole school became obsessed with it! (hey, never thought about it, but maybe I started the whole fandemonium! that would be awesome! lol)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

When I read the first three, I rented them from the library, but I bought Breaking Dawn and now I own all of them, including the Eclipse Special Edition.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Um, I've already seen the movie and read Breaking Dawn so I guess, Midnight Sun (:( i don't think she's gonna make it).

What's your dream ending to the series?

I like the ending to the series that Stephy made, but my dream would be that there would be NO ending.

Favorites:

EDWARD!!

Who's your favorite vampire?

EDWARD!! (again)

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Fell down again Bella?" "No, I punched a werewolf in the face." LOL!! "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. " "WEll, it's no irritable grizzly bear!" "I need another human minute" "Time for breakfast. NO Edward, the human's breakfast."

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

THE MEADOW SCENE!!

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella stomped her foot and Jacob cracked up. Also, when he called her obsessive compulsive when she kept cleaning. It was funny, but still friendly, and gave a lighter feel to their friendship.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Whenever Alice dragged Bella ANYwhere.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward vs. Victoria

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yup!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse!

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn (but since I've finished it...MIDNIGHT SUN!!)

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

THE MOVIE!!

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn (again, finished the book, so THE MOVIE!!)

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

EDWARD CULLEN!!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

EDWARD!!

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

EDWARD!!

Carlisle or Esme?

hmmm...i'm not sure who I'd pick.

Emmett or Jasper?

It's a tie.

Emmett or Jacob?

EMMETT!!

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

hm. Charlie's hilarious, but Esme's sweet. A bit of both.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle (it's the hotness factor)

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Steph's website

Are you excited?

yes, yes, and yes! Thougth I've already seen it...

What do you think of the casting so far?

AWESOME!!

Are you going to go see it?

Um, I already did. This survery is kind of old...

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I went with all my friends that are fans.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

It kind of did, in some parts I guess... it was still good!

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

Yup, I went to the release party, and got it the minute it came out then screamed about it in the parking lot...

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

Yes.

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

Yes.

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

yes.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Edward.

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

It was happy, and the whole thing was shocking.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

the Volturi were.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

That would be weird.

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Yup

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Yes

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Irina did.

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Um...that' didn't happen, luckily, so I'm not even gonna THINK about it!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

Yeah.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

Me becoming a vampire with the Cullens (okay, that's not going to happen, but still...)

What's your dream ending?

I already answered that question pokes previous answer.


Brainteaser:

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


You Lived in the 90s if...

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (baby dun dun dun dudu dun dun. now stop! collaborate and LISTEN!)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (lol)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (oh yessssssss I liked Reading Rainbow, and we watched Magic School Bus at school.)

You remember those Where's Waldo books. (still have one)

You remember Ring Pops. (yum)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (bunch of tamagotchis and one gigapet)
. . . Furbies (they scared me!)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (yep)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. (lol)
You collected those Beanie Babies. (yep)

Carebears (yay!)

If you even know what an original walkman is. (i have one)
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. (yes!!)
You know the Macarena by heart. (totally)
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said (lol)
You remember Highlight's magazine. (oh yeah, I loved those!)
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (fun!! but very dirty and sick...)

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . (yes!!)
You did MASH to figure out your future (that was so fun!)
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things


Spooky People Quiz:

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


Computer Related Random Things


Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk? (His name is Bob Failure, a retired General. He now runs a Kinkos in Grotten)
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. (:))
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... (Ok headdesks)

The world is coming to an end. Please log off. (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!)
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. (lol)


Fall for You: (This made me think of the guy I like)

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He's only a friend, and nothing else-
That's the lie you keep telling yourself.
You keep on saying he's just a bud,
But deep inside, you're falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn't right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don't care.
Its 'not right' for you two to be,
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend,
Keep lying that he's just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you never can show,
Perhaps its 'wrong' for him to know.
Your friendship can't be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish...

Smile so the tears don't fall,
Laugh like you don't hurt at all,
Fake it so he'll never know,
That you still haven't let him go...

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life
Wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
'Cause I'm in love with you!

Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care?
Did you ever feel like crying, knowing it would get you no where?
Did you ever look into someone's eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into someone's heart, wishing you were there?
Did you ever watch someone walk away, not wanting them to go?
Did you whisper 'God, I love you,' but never letting them know?
You cry at night in misery and almost go insane.
Nothing in this world causes so much pain.
If I could choose between love and death, I think I'd rather die.
Love hurts, and the price you pay is high.
So I say 'Don't fall in love, it'll hurt before its through.'
You see my friend, I ought to know, because I fell in love with you...

You don't even notice the pain in my eyes,
Even though the smile on my face is my only disguise,
So I'll hide my tears, then I'll cry all alone,
No hand to hold onto because this pain is unknown,
So I will go now with a smile on my face,
Hiding it all, leaving a tear without a trace...


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you (awww, I would love roses!)

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk (I do not drink- obvs)

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants (well then go work out!)

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised (that's nice!)

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy" (I look at personality first)

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk (:))

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things (I'll live)

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (see if only you were real!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy. (aww)

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date (poor guy, you're stuck in the friend zone aren't ya?)

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy (thanks for that)

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around (stupid girl!)

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work (this reminds me of the movie "Just Friends")

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. (and the song "You Belong With Me")

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care (I don't know anyone like this...))

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.


WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of the US is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.


FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you. (hehe)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first (hehe)

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. (lol)

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. (totally!)

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. (I always feel like. Somebody's waaatchin meee)

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. (also, by wearing low-cut tops ;) )

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (yes!!)

7. Taxis stop for us. (cause we're awesome!)

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. (really?)

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. (is gasping for air as laughing continuously)

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). (fuh-reeeeee credit. report-dot-com. i could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb. they monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts!)

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. (lol)

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. (heheheheh)

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. (yeppers)

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. (and good thing too!)

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. (god, that's so immature)

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. (pants!!1)

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. (lol)

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. (little coverup, some foundation)

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. (dumb blondes :) )

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. (never seen either of em!)

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. (stripes and polka dots do NOT go together.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. (yepp)

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. (lol)

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (almost always! :))

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. (haven't ever regretted it)

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. (totally)

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (yep)


24 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together... (sadness)

2. ...even if you think your friends cared... (lol)

3. ...because they really don't. (well the obsessed ones do)

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum. (smiles)

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car... (fun!!)

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not. (stupid cops)

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary. (lol)

8. Pretend to have visions of the future. (hehe)

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forrest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOSSSSSEEEEEEXXXYYYYYYY' ...


More "What are You?" Quizzes:

PREP
X You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
xyou own something from Hollister
xYou own something from American Eagle
xYou love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
xYou love Starbucks.
xYou have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
xYou have more than one house (does it count if it's because my parents are divorced?)
Total: 8

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
xYou've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total: 2

PUNK

You can skateboard
xYou've worn plaid.
xyou like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
xYou wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 3

GEEK

X You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (only when looking at things realllly far away)
xYou get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
X You love/like reading.
xYou were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X you never miss school unless you're sick. (I'm not ALLOWED!)
Total: 6 (or really, 5)

Athletic
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
xYou own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
xyou have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
Total: 2

HARDCORE//scene

XYou like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
xyou wear slip-on shoes.
xYou wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
xYou wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple
Total: 4


50 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This!

1. What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and white electric Sonicare toothbrush

2. Name one person who made you smile today:

My mom

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping. Who wasn't? Well, unless they were gointo school, but I wasn't.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Writing this, and talking on the phone, and watching American Idol.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Twix

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

No... I'm twelve.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Mmmmm, Twix"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies and Cream

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Diet Coke. I'm still on the same bottle.

10. What is your lip gloss of choice?

Shiny, with color. Mostly the Lipsmackers brand. I collect them.

11. What was the last thing you ate?

A cookies and Cream shake.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yup a lot.

13. The last sporting event you watched?

uh, basketball? i think.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Extra butter (fattening but good)

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

My friend Hailey

16. Ever go camping?

Yup

17. Do you take vitamins daily?

Yup

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, we're in the middle of a switch, but I might be going to my friend Alex's church soon!

19. Do you have a tan?

Yes, ever since I was a baby (I was born with it... I'm italian) But my face is pale, but you should see me in the summer! I'm soooo tan.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nope!

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I like to, but I don’t go out of my way for it.

22. What did your last text message say?

"So wat up?"

23. What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to my mom's work office and hanging there until five, cause there's no school, then being lazy, doing my homework, and reading my biography for my book report.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

A blue leather couch.

26. What color is your watch?

Red

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The Geico gecko

28. What is your birthstone?

Emerald

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru usually. That's why we're going to the fast food place. Cause we need to eat FAST.

30. What is your favorite number?

Don't have one...

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My friend, Grace, as I already said.

32. Any plans today?

Nope!

33. How many states have you lived in?

One

34. Biggest annoyance right now?

My friend, not talking to me, even though we're on the phone.

35. Last song listened to?

"Emergency" by Paramore (I know you're wondering why I'm listening to them so much and the answer is... 1. They're awesome! 2. I'm trying to learn all the words to their first album, cause I jsut got it!)

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yup

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My black uggs.

39. Are you jealous of anyone?

Hm... yeah, those people that get everything they want at the snap of their fingers. Like, "ooh, mom I want a couch" "Ok, here. "

40. Is anyone jealous of you?

Hm, I'm not sure. There are a couple people that say they think I'm prettier than them which makes them mad, but I never believe them. I"m too short. And this really bee-yotchy girl I know is jealous because Ising play piano and play guitar better than her.

41. Do you love anyone?

My family and my friends (and Edward Cullen...). I don't have a boyfriend.

42. Do any of your friends have children?

No... again, I'm twelve.

43. What do you usually do during the day?

During the school year - Go to school, come back home, go on Fanfiction.net, do homework, practic piano and guitar, listen to music, watch Gilmore Girls. Read. Go to sleep. (During the holidays - wake up late, eat, go on computer for half the day then practice piano and guitar, read, listen to music, watch tv, read, text, talk on phone, stay up late,then sleep)

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Not really. Well, yes, but I'm not sayin her name.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Sometimes, but I prefer 'hi' or 'hey'

46. What color is your car?

My mom's car is white and gray. I don't have a car. points to self Twelve. Well, almost thirteen, but that doesn't make a difference in the car department.

47. Do you like cats?

yes, but I'm a dog person

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yes. But only because you asked this question.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yuppers

50. How did you get your worst scar?

Hm, I fell off a laundry machine when I was a baby because my babysitter wasn't watching me.


WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" (who the hell is andre?)

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently,

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


A Note form the Author:

If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter animals in order to prevent unwanted animals. Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet. Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.


TEN FIRSTS
- First Best Friend: Highland from my old neighborhood

- First Email Address: it's the same as mine right now,which i'm not gonna give out.

- First Pet: A fish named blueberry.
- First Piercing: Earlobes

- First Crush: NOt tellin ;)

- First CD: Either Michelle Branch or Sheryl Crow. I got them both when I was four.

- First Car: I don't drive. I'm twelve. Why do I have to keep saying that?

- First Stuffed Animal: A care bear when I was first born lol

- First thing you do in the morning: Read or try to go back to sleep (on weekends), and rush out of bed, throwing on clothes quickly in order to make it to school on time after hitting the snooze button ten times.
- First word: Either Mama, or bottle. I used to go, "BaBa"about my bottle. Does that count?

NINE LASTS
- Last Alcoholic Beverage: My uncle let me sip a bit of his wine to show me that I wouldn't like it and to convince me to never drink. Lol. It was disgusting.

- Last Car ride: Riding home from my mom's office.

- Last Movie Seen: Baby Mama

- Last Phone Call: Argh! Grace! I told you that!

- Last Song Played: Emergency by Paramore. I listen to my ipod way too much, and luckily I'm getting a new one for my birthday! A nano chromatic.
- Last Bubble Bath: Like a year ago, when I was sick.
- Last time you had Mexican food: Two weeks ago.
- Last book you read: "Avalon High" by Meg Cabot

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
- Have you ever dated one of your best friends? No
- Have you ever been arrested? No
- Have you ever skinny dipped? No...
- Have you ever been on tv? Yep
- Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it? No
- Have you ever broken the law? No


Yet another Survey!! Double Yay!!

1. Where's #1 on your top 8? Ok, what?

2. What is your favorite possession? My silver RAZR, my ipod, my computer, my wii, everything expensive or special I own.

3. Do you own a gun? No.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? I would tell him that I didn't even know we were boyfriend and girlfriend. I thought we were just friends, but apparently he thought we were more...

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not really, dentist appointments, yes, but not doctor appointments.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Um...Believe from the Polar Express

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee

9. Can you do a push up? Yes

10. Is your bathroom clean? Yup

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Um... my Bella bracelet

12. Do you take painkillers? Not usually

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Um...do you actually believe I'm going to tell you that?

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) Nope

15. What's your name? Ally

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment - Blonde hair, the 'R' key, and chinese masks

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought: A blue cami, a paramore t-shirt, and itunes

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink - Water, coca-cola, and coffee, and Mountain Dew (I had to add that one)

19. Current worry? Not really anything.

20. Current hate? Miley Cyrus

21. Favorite place(s) to be? My house, in a book, or in the mall.

22. How did you bring in the New Year? Mountain Dew, screaming, and playing Animal Crossing.

23. Where would you like to go? New York

24. Do you own slippers? Yep

25. What shirt are you wearing? A Blue one from school

26. Favorite color(s)? Spring Green today

27. Are you gay? Nope

28. Do you sing in the shower? No... maybe... yes, yes I do

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? I didn't have any

30. Best bed sheets as a child? Soft, silk or cashmere ones

31. Worst injury you've ever had? Falling off laundry machine I gues...?

32. Who is your loudest friend? Alex or Aaliyah

33. Who is your most silent friend? Stephanie, I guess...

34. Does someone have a crush on you? I dunno. You tell me.

35. Do you wish on shooting stars? Nope

36. What is your favorite candy? Chocolate

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? Pachelbels Canon down the aisle. "Every Little Thing that YOu Do" for the first dance.

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? River Flows In You

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? Watching Gilmore Girls

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Ugh...I'm tired.


Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Bella Swan

2. Edward Cullen

3. Alice Cullen
4. Jasper Hale

5. rosalie Hale

6. Emmett Cullen

7. Esme Cullen

8. Carlisle Cullen
9. Angela Weber

10. jacob Black

11. Renesmee Cullen

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- Um... thankfully, no!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yup, except that his hair looks like an exploded cloud.

3) What would happen if Elevan got Eight pregnant? Oh wow, that would just be weird...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? -not really

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? EW!! Edward and Emmett? Gay? Wow...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? -I guess 5/10. I mean, at least she wouldn't have to turn gay...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? She would be all, "Edward! I swear, I told you to stop biting the pillows I got you!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. - "When Alice gets such a headache from haziness, she runs to Jacob's just to excape the pain, what happens when she sees Jacob kissing Leah?"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? - Um, wow, I hope not...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.- "The First Cut is the Deepest"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Complete random craziness!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? -nope

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? -yup

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - Ew no!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - Um..."LEECH!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? -"How to Save a Life" by the Fray

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? - WARNING: If scared easily, divert gaze from this direction, and pick another story.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "I vant you to suck ma blood!"

19) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Bella and Esme are in a happy relationship (Dear God) until Esme runs off with Jasper (Uh... awwwwwkward...). Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Renesmee (her DAUGHTER?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Angela (I didn't know Bella was that way...) , then follows the wise advice of Rosalie (Ok, that's normalish. phew!) and finds true love with Alice (Back to Randomness! Is Bella gay, cause almost every person she's with is a- oh EVERY person she's with is a girl in this faux-story... My Gawd.).


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


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This saying reminded me so much of Twilight, it's pathetic!!

When I first saw you...

I was afraid to meet you...

When I first met you...

I was afraid to kiss you...

When I first kissed you...

I was afraid to love you...

But now that I love you...

I'm afraid to lose you...

I found that little poem and I thought it matched the representation of Edward's take on Bella 100 percent perfectly!! If you think so too, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile, and add something to the list that proves you're obsessed. Lets see, dad told me I could read as much as I wanted Fri. but nothing Sat. so I satyed up til 3 reading Twilight then became obsessed with it after telling my friend that vampires were stupid and the books scared me. ANA YOU WERE RIGHT SORRY THANKS FOR CAUSING INSANITY! I am bookmarking all my favorite quotes and currently, before the quote from the back of the book, I have at least 8 times the number of stickies in Twilight than New Moon bc New Moon was awful. I listen to songs looking for twilightness and I am convinced that Taylor Swift loves Twilight! So Stay Beautiful. Emmett sings and dances in the lunch room, he throws Alice into the ocean, purposely tries to freak me and my friends out, Edward and Bella are in their meadow in my head, Jake is singing I'm Too Sexy even though he isn't, there was a Volvo in the parking lot and I went insane, you know what? Someone else can add something now, just read Dorks, I mean come on, outting fictional characters into your "life", I honestly think that my school principal is a vampire, and I'm writing a story based on it... I've daydreamed about Edward for 7 hrs straight. Every song I hear, I associate it with Twilight somehow.


Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

Interesting and insane laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (But outside of the city limits is completely fine!)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (Oh yeah, that'll help stop global warming!)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Come on little Mike, I gotta go pee!)

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Hahahahahahahahah!)

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (What about down the ROAD?)

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Ok, that one's just stupid...)

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (But I'm a pyromaniac, and I'm sensitive! If I don't get something in my stomach I'll crash!)

It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. (Not even mentioning manners, it would be highly uncomfortable!)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Well I'M confused...)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (I can imagine the sticker: "Some Assembly Required. Batteries not included. :) Lol, btw, I know they don't use batteries.)

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Hey that would be fun!)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Odd. And there is no coastline here. So...)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (Oh so when I catch my slippers on fire at midnight I just need to douse myself in gasoline to see what happens?)

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Well, if they're jumping off the building in the first place, they must be pretty depressed, so if they don't die by then, they'll want to anyway.)

Mathematical proof at last of the Grand Theory of the Evilness of Girls:

girls = time x money (Girls are time and money)

BUT time = money (Time is money)

THEREFORE girls = money squared

BUT money = square root of evil (Money is the root of all evil)

THEREFORE girls = square root of evil squared

THEREFORE girls = evil

101 things to do at WalMart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all on and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial.

100. Sing 'Girlfriend' very loudly, particularly in front of old people. Emphasise all swear words and watch the looks on their faces.

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

102. Walk into a dressing room, wait about five minutes then scream, "theres no toilet paper in here!"

103. When someone speaks on the intercom over the store, scream in a loud voice, "It's those voices again!! Why won't they leave me alone??


Dedicated to Twilight:

10 Ways to Annoy the Cullens

10. Visit Carlisle at the hospital for every papercut, hiccough, and scrape imaginable.
9. Have ornate coffins delivered to the Cullens for Christmas with a note saying "Just in case you get tired".
8. Replace all of Bella's jeans and t-shirts with pink lace and frilly dresses.
7. Every time Esme starts a redecorating project tell her "That's not how Martha Stewart would have done it."
6. When Emmett is trying to watch a game on TV, talk the whole time, keep asking him what is happening, or just keep babbling.
5. Lock Alice's closet…and give the key to Jacob.
4. Start a food fight….with Rosalie as the target.
3. Show up at the Cullen house as Dracula on Halloween and run around yelling "I vant to suck your blood!"
2. Get Edward a BeDazzler for Christmas.
1. Ship mood rings to Jasper and ask him to test them for accuracy

Edward Pick-up Lines:

10. “I have a private island. Wanna see it?”

9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

8. “Cullen. Edward Cullen.”

7. “Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.”

6. “I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”

5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”

4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”

3. “Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.”

2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”

1. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”


You Know You're Addicted to Twilight when...

1. You have 10 full pages of Twilight sayings, quotes, graphics, and pictures.

2. At the top of your List of Destinations is Forks, Washington.

3. After Edward Cullen, the boys in your class just don't look as good as they used to.

4. Twilight is your new favorite time of day.

5. You and your friends have looooooooong and heated discussion over who's better, the werewolves or the vampires.

6. Your dogs have names like Sam, Jacob, and Leah. Your cats have names like Edward, Alice, and Bella.

7. Your bumperstickers say thing like "I heart EC" or "I run with werewolves" or "Who needs dracula when you've got Edward Cullen?"

8. Your dream car: a silver Volvo.

9. Whenever there's a thunder storm, you go out looking for vampires playing baseball.

10. You like your men cold dead and sparkling!

11.. Your having trouble dealing with the fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character.

12. You tell people: Read Twilight or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you!"

13. You need the next book like a crack-head needs his next hit.

14. Edward Cullen helped you get over your ex.

15. Your stay single until you find a vampire.

16. None of the above behaviors seem odd to you.


182 Things You Can Do At the Theaters Before or During Twilight!!

1. Bring a cardboard cut-out of Robert with you. Say he's your "date".

2. Go with several friends. Wear black robes and look sinister. Claim to be the Volturi.

3. Separate the theater crowd. Team Edward on one side, Team Jacob on the other side, and Team Switzerland in the middle. It can easily be done if you somehow manage to find a big scary dude to get the crowd to cooperate.

4. Go around the theater and ask everyone questions from the books to see whether they've read them.

5. Wear plastic fangs. Offer plastic fangs to strangers in the audience.

6. Throw popcorn at your enemy side from 3.

7. Shout random spoilers during the movie.

8. Bring a relatively large dog to the theater and say, "It's Jacob"

9. Wait by the door, and when people try to walk in, shove them out and yell, "I will not share!!"

10. Paint yourself in glitter and bring a torch. When the meadow scene comes on, shine it on you and start shouting 'I'M A VAMPIRE I AM I AM!

11. Sing the 'I am a Vampire' song from Juno when Edward comes on/says he's a vampire.

12. Wear a Robert's Mafia badge.

13. Find the particularly immature fans who are obnoxiously sure of their couples (you know the ones. Those little 12-year-old fans who pitch a fit if you aren't a hardcore Bella/Edward fan) and sit beside them. Loudly voice your opinions on the couple that rivals theirs. I.e., "Jacob is most definitely the more reasonable choice for Bella. Edward is just dangerous." Or "Jacob will imprint on someone and leave Bella. Anyone who thinks they truly have a chance together needs to get their heads out of the clouds."

14. Get into heated debates with random people on Edward's sexuality.

15. Shout out "Who's an IMDB Twilighter" in the theater and see how many people yell back.

16. If your blonde, or have short spikey hair, go really pale and whisper to the person next to you, "I'm so proud of my brother, its his first movie y'know!"

17. Bring two podiums and have a random Edward fan and a random Jacob fan debate over the two. Hey, at least it's entertaining!

18. Look at someone as if you're going to eat him or her. Start licking your lips and smile evilly.

19. Wear your fangs and drink cranberry juice out of clear bottles.

20. Play charades and make people guess what book/part they're acting out.

21. Go up to the food serving bit and ask for human blood. If they refuse, reply with "Oh fine, I'll have animal".

22. Wear dark black contacts and eye-shadow circles under your eyes. Then stare at people in the theater.

23. Walk up to someone smell him or her and then say, "No offense... But you smell like a DOG!"

24. Walk up to a stranger and tell you that you have imprinted on them and that they now belong to you, then sit by them the whole time!

25. Turn to the person next to you and say, "I cant believe she got bit in the end" only gonna work if the person is a newbie to the series.

26. Laugh at random moments in the movie especially sad ones Exp: movie- "Bella, James is a tracker and he's coming to kill you" You and friends- 'MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA ohhhhh that was good'

27. Go to the bathroom.

28. Scream, "DOG!" whenever Jacob appears onscreen.

29. Scream, "BLOODSUCKER!" when Edward admits he's a vampire .

30. Scream, "Yes! Edward's gonna score!" he and Bella kiss.

31. Where gold eye contacts and say you're Edward's long lost cousin.

32. Use your dog as a space heater when camping outside the theater the night before the movie releases. (Hey, in December, it's gonna be COLD. Lol Unless, you live in like, Jamaica, or something... )

33. If BD turns out to not have Bella and Edward together, scream LIARRRRR at Edward when he tells Bella he loves her.

34. Go see the movie, at least weekly, until it comes out on DVD, then do the same thing on said list while waiting for the DVD release at Wal-Mart, and what not.

35. Read the books while waiting for the movie to come out in theaters.

36. Everytime you see Bella and know she's gonna be in danger yell "DANGER
MAGNET!"

37. At random moments lean over to the stranger next to you, and in a very Jasper like voice, say something like "I feel what you are feeling and you're wrong." Hahaha

38. Instead of bring popcorn to eat, bring apples.

39. Randomly ask people to bite you.

40. During any Jacob/Bella moments (or anything that resembles a Jacob/Bella moment), either howl, "Arooo!" and pant like a dog, or say loudly, "Looks like SOMEONE needs to get FIXED.

41. Take your little sister along. Lay in front of her and start screaming and twitching in agony. Laugh and stand up, unharmed, when people who haven't been introduced to Jane freak out and try to help.

42. Before Edward smells Bella in class for the first time like in the Caf scene when he keeps looking at her trying to read her mind, pull an Aro move, say something like "That IS interesting! "

43. As soon as Rob appears on screen, scream "I LOVE YOU ROB! HAVE MY BABIES!". Be prepared for some strange looks.

44. Wait until Edward and Bella are having their quite moment in the meadow and then scream loudly "HE'S GOING TO BITE HER!!"

45. Ask a random person if they thirst for your blood.

46. Tell a random person you thirst for their blood.

47. This only works if you are a girl, but when you see Bella for the first time, scream loudly "I LOVE YOU BELLA YOU ARE SO HOTTT!!" vice-versa for Edward if you are a guy.

48. When Edward says, "So the lion fell in love with the lamb," scream ROAR!!" and "BAAAAAAH!"

49. Use Twilight pickup-lines on strangers in the audience. "I'm a vampire, wanna see me sparkle?" "Are you ridiculously hot, or is that just the werewolf in you?" "I'm Bella. You're Edward. My virtue means nothing."

50. Before the movie begins, say loudly, "Okay, just so we're clear, no one cuts themselves right?" (if that offends anyone, sorry)

51. Go up to a random blonde chick and say "Edward prefers BRUNETTES!"

52. Seperate the theater into T~O's and general movie-goers. Then have a trivia-off between the two sides and be overly obnoxious with your correct answers.

53. Act out scenes from the trailers with a group a friends, being overly dramatic for everything.

54. Yell out "spoilers" that are completely untrue.

55. Dress up as Dr. Phil and make snide comments about Bella and Edward's beep up relationship, no matter how amazing it is.

56. Ask loudly during a very solemn part of the movie, "D'you think Edward prefers boxers or briefs?" Have a setup for this question, and have two friends sit somewhere else in the theater, and get into a loud argument over this.

57. Have one of your friends sit somewhere in the theater away from you reading Dracula or an Anne Rice book. While waiting for the film go over to them (like she's a stranger) and scream "THEY DON'T EVEN SPARKLE!! !!"

58. Right after the "Twilight" line, start singing the sunrise, sunset song from Fiddler on the roof.

59. As soon as bella goes off to the dance studio and james is talking to her ... yell "SHES GONNA DIE!" and throw popcorn / sour patch kids at the screen.

60. As soon as Taylor Lautner (sp?) comes on the screen yell "SHARKBOY!!" (sorry... just had to say it )

61. Go dressed up like a character from Harry Potter, and when the movie starts, look confused and leave.

62. Start yelling out loud in the middle of class, "I know it's dangerous, Edward! Get out of my head!"

63. When waiting in line for the movie, tell the person next to you the entire plot of the movie (using the same character names, but a different movie plot, ex. "So Bella's parents die fighting off the Volturi. And Bella s left with a crescent scar on her hand... everyone knows her name and she doesn't know why, until a large scary guy tells her the real story of her parents death...")

64. When Bella starts pretend-flirting on the beach with Jacob, yell "BELLA, YOU ARE MAKING THE WORST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE!!"

65. Go to the movie, dress up all fancy and antique-looking and when the movie starts, tell everyone around you casually and proud "That's my boyfriend up there" and point to the screen as they show Edward.

66. Wear a dark robe and grab someone's hand. Laugh in a very Aro-esque fashion and say, "I know your secrets."

67. Scream and giggle madly whenever two characters interact, as though they're your favorite couple. "OH MY CARLISLE, Mike and Edward are glaring at each other! So cute!" "Eee! Jasper is calming Bella down! This is so romantic!"

68. Go up to the guy at the snack stand and say: "If I could dream at all it would be about you." Or something similar. This works really well if he is gangly and has horrible acne.

69. Go up to some random person at the theater and say, "You're exactly my brand of heroin."

70. Use vampire teeth and start getting near the throat of the person seating next to you. When they look weird at you just tell them that you are sorry and do it again 5 minutes later.

71. Buy a hot dog and bite a part with ketchup and with your vampire teeth full of it smile darkly at the person sitting next to you

72. When the person next to you is not watching grab 2 straws and put them on your teeth and said "LOOK I HAVE VAMPIRE TEETH!!

73. Put on a dark cloak in the middle of the movie and start walking around the theatre.

74. Walk around before the movie starts and sit down beside random people and start loudly talking about Stephenie Meyer's conspiracy theories against Harry Potter. Do it all while wearing a Gryffindor robe. Then start bashing J.K. Rowling. Watch them get confused.

75. When Esme first comes on, yell VERY loudly, "I thought her name was Ava!" (only for Grey's Anatomy fans)

76. Every time Jacob or one of his Quiluete (sp) friends comes on, yell, "WEREWOLF" loudly.

77. Upon entering the movie theaters, immediately break into a run and start towards the theater Twilight is showing in full-speed. While running, hysterically scream, "EDWARD! EDWARD!"

78. Proudly wear your "Team Edward" t-shirt.

79. Every time Bella falls down or makes a fool of herself, take a drink of soda.

80. Once the movie has started, turn to your neighbor and ask: "Huh? This is a movie about vampires? I thought it was a documentary film about the advancement of street light technology in the 21st century. Crap. I want my 7 bucks back."

81. Bring a waterbottle filled with red kool aid and label it with an animal that lives in the area. i.e. "Alligator" or "Squirrel".

82. Lean over to the stranger next to you and say, "You smell edible!"

83. Tell the person next to you when you see Victoria "It's a shame that it's the girl that's gonna kill Bella, huh?"

84. When they come back from the tide pools and the Quileute boys are at the beach with Bella seeing them for the first time start singing "Who let the dogs out?" or shout loudly "Alright, who invited the werewolves?"

85. When Jacob comes on the screen and bella is flirting with him go into a hystarical fit, rolling around the floor screaming and crying...then have to be dragged out by the movie ushers screaming "I love you edward!! wait for me!!"

86. Hire a huge bodyguard and tell everyone he is your rented Volturi guard for the night and anyone who has never read the books or is not an imdb Twilighter can "GET OUT THIS IS A PRIVATE VIEWING FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE!!" Then start chanting.

87.Make sure you sit next to a first timer, someone who has never read the books and blurt everything out right before it happens. i.e.:"OOOO.. .he is gonna kill her!!" or "man that relationship will NEVER work!!" Then when they get tired of it and say something to you like, "Excuse me, but i have never read these books and you are ruining this experience for me. I have a right to wait and see what happens and I don't think you should do this just because you read the book!" then when they turn around, start sneezing violently. When they turn to look at you again say "Sorry, but I'm allergic to bull!"

88. Sit behind a bald guy and try to hit the center of his head with your popcorn. Every time he turns around turn around and look at the 12 year olds behind you and be like "Hey that's rude." Then call the movie ushers and have them removed.

89. When the scene with Edward playing the piano for Bella, say: "What?! I thought he played the xylophone!"

90. Wear a red-brown shaggy dog-suit to the theater and only act like a dog. Change back into a human later on making it look like you are 'morphing-back to normal, only wearing a pair of sweatpants and bare chest (for guys haha)

91. When buying food at the concession, yell: " Edward doesn't eat...so I wont either!!"

92. Throw a baseball back and forth with a friend and run really fast to catch it.

93. Leave the theater at all the really important parts, then come back in and ask, "Did he bite her yet?" or, "Is she dead yet?" and then scream "What kind of world is this when a girl with a small bladder can't get the whole movie experience!" when people ask you to shush up. only good if you already saw it

94. Ask random people if they're more attracted to your blood or your body.

95. Leave the theater constantly. Trip every time you leave and come back. Loudly call for Edward to save you.

96. Walk up to someone wearing blue. Tell them Edward thinks you look hot.

97. If you're a brunette, wear blue. Proclaim yourself Bella.

98. In the hospital scene after she gets hit by Tyler start yelling, "He's a vampire!!"

99. Scream that Edward is a Vampire a hundred times before the movie.

100. Scream that you did all 100 things to do while waiting for the movie.

101. Dress up as Bella/Alice/ whoever and BE them. Make your friends dress up too and interact with you as if they really were their character. Scream about how you are NOT in Forks and run around. If you're Bella, trip a couple times. (=

102. Whenever Bella seems to be causing problems with the other characters (like when James first smells her) say in a loud, snide voice, "Y'know, the ACTUAL Switzerland didn't cause this much of a problem."

103. When Jacob makes his appearance, scream, "OH MY GOSH! EW! GET THEM OFF ME! FLEAS!"

104. Bring a Chihuahua with you, and when you get strange looks, reply matter-of-factly, "This is the new and improved Jacob. Travel-sized for one's convenience. " And promptly sprint away.

105. Sit next to a stranger and be very still. Stare into space for a long time. When the stranger finally asks if there's something wrong say, "I have foreseen..." in an ominous voice.

106. When Bella trips start singing, "She hit the floor next thing you know shawtty got low low low."

107. When Edward starts getting close to Bella to kiss her singing the theme of jaws xD.

108. Print out this list and sit by someone who's, no doubt, going to be oneof the people who takes movies so seriously that they'll scream at anyone who even whispers. Whip the list impressively out of your pocket, lean over and seriously ask for suggestions on which things to shout out.

109. Start a standing ovation before the movie starts.

110. Study the sides and get up in the middle of the scenes and act them out with your friends in front of the screen (or go a few times then do this).

111. Make friends with someone who works in the theater and get them to drag you out of the theater at some point, when they do yell
JACOB/EDWARD/ CARLISLE/ EMMETT/JASPER (etc.) I LOVE YOU!! WAIT FOR ME ON THE OUTSIDE!!"

112. Confuse the n00bish movie goers into thinking that mike is edward's competition and divide the theater into team edward and team mike. Debate. Laugh. Enjoy. Then when some person who works at the theater comes and breaks it up, point to some random stranger and yell, "SHE/E STARTED IT!" and quickly run out.

113. Go and dress up and pretend to be Bella. Get a guy friend to go as Jacob or Edward and have a really big public break up with them in the middle of the theater before the movie. (this could actually be even better if its bella/edward and you do it right after the flirting with jacob scene during the movie.)

114. Instead of eating popcorn or candy, bring a large stuffed penguin and pretend you're feasting on that instead. Vampire teeth and fake blood would make it more interesting...Oh and ask anyone thats looking at you, "Wanna bite?"

115. Buy gummi bears, then go on about how great your 'irritable grizzlies' taste throughout the movie.

116. Start going on about the ballet scene at the beginning and how its really unfair that Edward didn't turn Bella into a vampire.

117. When Edward makes his appearance, fall out of your seat and clutch at your chest. Gasp for air in a very New Moon-Bella (or angsty! Bella, in other words) fashion. For better effect, moan, "He's gone" over and over again.

118. After a very romantic Bella/Edward scene in the New Moon movie (if they make one), say in a loud, cheery voice, "Wow, after an intense thing like that, who'd-a thought Bella ended up with Caius in the end?"

119. When Robert appears on screen for the first time, scream "SEXBOMB".

120. Find an Edward look alike, tackle hug them, and scream "EDWARD!".

121. Give the 12 year olds a chance! If they start acting teenybopperish, however, tower over them and claim that you are the Volturi, and you are here to accept their death wish.

122. Go around with a video camera, and quiz people on their Twilight knowledge, and give them small gifts if they get it right. And then post that video on YouTube!

123. Get to the front of the line first, and greet everyone who lines up. Introduce yourselves as Twilight characters.

124. Pick a random person (hot guy) in the crowd and follow them a while, make sure you are wearing red contacts, keep popping in and out and make sure they see a few glimpses of you...basically. ..freak them out!!

125. Bring your grandma and a guy painted in glitter. Reenact bella's dream in front of the screen.

126. Carry your little sister/brother in and ask anyone if they're hungry.

127. When Jasper (and his big freakish poofy hair!) first appears, scream, "OH MY GOSH, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"

128. Have random Alice-esque visions all night about people's futures.Make them as crazy-weird as possible.

129. Ask to shake strangers hands, and then smile and act like Aro. Tell people, "That was interesting. "

130. Enter the theatre looking scared, and try to hide in the back. Have some friends come in dressed in long black robes. Have them haul you out of the theatre, whilst you scream "NO! PLEASE DEAR GOD NO!!" and other such dramatics. Come back in later with pale make up on. Try to "bite" random strangers.

131. Bring one of those paper fortune-tellers/ cootie-catcher things and make people pick numbers and colors. If asked about your bizarre behavior, claim to be Alice using a "vision-channeling device."

132. When Edward shows off his SEXY ABS-erm, I mean, sparkles-burst into a
loud chorus of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

133. Bring a podium and a large dry-erase board into the theater, and begin a very serious, scientific lesson on why real vampires sparkle. Continuously make a mockery of traditional Halloween fanged, high-collared, Dracula-esque vampires. For added hilarity, have one of your friends dress up as a traditional vampire and storm out of the theater indignantly during your lesson.

134. Claim you are from Denali (One of Tanya's clan) and cry every time you see Bella and Edward together.

135. Hum "Hedwig's Theme" the entire time.

136. Bring a megaphone and during particularly shocking moments in the movie use it to exclaim, "OH MY CARLISLE!"

137. Bring a megaphone and tell people that you are from the Volutri, and any fangirling teenyboppers will be escorted out. And say to one of your friends loudly, "So...you ready for dinner?"

138. Get to the theater SUPER early when no one's there. When people come and try to sit in the empty row that you're sitting in, deliberately tell them that the spot is taken for Bella/Edward/ Jacob/Alice/ Jasper/other Twilight characters. If they try to sit in the seat next to it, say it's for a different character's name. i.e: "Excuse me, that seat's saved for Carlisle...Er, that's saved for Esme...Uhm, that's saved for Jacob...Oh, that one's saved for Rosalie..."

139. Sit next to an older guy or lady and everytime something sad happens, turn to them and proclaim that you feel like there is a huge hole with jagged edges in your chest that is about to be ripped open and will cause you undeniable pain...watch their stunned reaction and then be a creep and get all touchy-feely and blow your nose on their sleeve or something...really works if you want someone to move..ha.

140. Laugh loudly everytime Edward opens his mouth to speak so that no one else can hear him. When someone tells you to be quiet say, "What? That was FUNNY!"

141. Whenever someone (onscreen or off) says, "Alice," quicky shout, "IN WONDERLAND."

142. Have a friend (of the opposite sex ie: boyfriend, girlfriend) come in before you and act like a total stranger. You come in as a werewolf. When you see them, tell them you've imprinted on them, and then immediately start making out.

143. Yell at the end of the movie when Bella and Edward kiss (if they do), "TOO BAD EDWARD LEAVES YOU IN NEW MOON! HA - HA!"

144. During the baseball scene start sobbing insanely loud and cry out, "WHY?! WHY DOES ALICE/CARLISE/ JASPER/EMMET HAVE TO DIE?!" Don't say all the names obviously, just pick one.

145. Say when Edward and James are fighting, "WHY DOES EDWARD HAVE TO DIE?!"

146. Have one of your (hairy?) guy friends come to the theater without their shirt. When someone asks him to put on a shirt or leave, have him run from the theater on all fours, howling loudly as he goes. Turn to the person and tell them to PLEASE not upset a werewolf again as it usually has deadly consequenses.

147. Gather a group of friends and make flyers to hand out outside the theatre explaining that vampires have feelings too and that they should not be exploited in this fashion. make picket signs and chant.

148. Before the movie starts, set up a stand and bet with everyone that you're the palest one of the lot.

149: Have a contest to see who has the best costume, knows the most facts, etc. etc. of people in the theater!

150. Have one person who looks like Edward and another person who looks like Jake and make them stand in front of the theater with brochures saying "VOTE FOR EDWARD AS MR. SWAN"/"VOTE FOR JACOB AS MR. SWAN" and at the end of the movie, count the votes and announce it inside the theater in the middle of a scene! if you want, you could also have an Eric!!

151. Chant T~O or Twihard or whatever you wanna be called.

152. Dress up as the Volturi, wait at the entrance and don't let in all the
12 yr old noobz who pretend to "know everything about twilight".

153. Dress really trashy and wear violet contacts. "Lure" the "victims" into the theatre like this.

154. Watch movies with Rob and Kristen in such as: HP4(and 5), Panic Room, Zathura, Mission Without Permission, and others.

155. Enter the theater by means of a grate and underground tunnel system. When you eventually surface look cunfused and loudly ask if anyone has seen Aro recently.

156. When you first see 'Edward' on the screen yell, "CEDRIC IS RESURRECTED!"

157. Stare at a stranger in the theater intently and when they turn to look at you, you say, "Do I dazzle you?"

158. When Charlie first comes on screen, loudly shout, "Bet no one suspectedhim as part of the Volturi, huh?"

159. Whenever Edward comes on screen, say, "I vant him to suck my blood!"

160. Whenever one of the Cullens starts to walk near Bella, say with increasing volume, "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!!" like in Jaws.

161. Go to the movie with a friend. One of you bring a stuffed animal of a dog, and one of you bring one of dracula. Sit on opposite sides of the movie. While the movie is playing, continuously throw the stuffed animals back and forth while screaming "EDWARDD!!" if you have the Dracula and "JACOBB!!" if you have the dog one. If possible, make swiss cheese fall from cealing while you both scream "SWITZERLANDD! "

162. When Taylor Lautner comes onscreen, scream REALLY LOUDLY, "I THOUGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BIGGER!!"

163. Yell as the movie starts, "Alright, new Harry Potter movie! Yes!" Continue to comment on how awesome Daniel Radcliffe is, even if it's clearly Rob.

164. During all of the romantic scenes with Edward and Bella shout, "Take that Jacob Black!"

165. Follow anyone wearing a tan jacket around and sniff them.

166. Get there a good 3 hours early and go up to the people in line for the showing before yours and say loudly to the people you are with, "YOU KNOW, THE VAMPIRE BITES HER IN THE END. SHE DIES. I'VE READ THE BOOK." Knowing full well that it isn't true, but just to make the people mad.

167. When the lineup to get into the theatre gets really long, strike up an arguement with anyone near the front of the line about why you are a bigger Twilight fan than they are.

168. Dress up as a mountain lion and proclaim that, "Edward can eat me anytime he wants!"

169. Publicly mock anyone who might have come to the opening night with fangs or any other typical vampire getup, not knowing any better.

170. Have you and your friends dress up like the Volturi and ask loudly to the theatre at large before the movie, "Has anyone here seen a Carlisle Cullen? Aro has an important message for him!" when no one answers, pretend to discuss with your friends and then yell out: "It's feeding time!!", advancing on the crowd...

171. Bring a notebook and take notes on whatever, making your movements frantic and noticeable to the person next to you. Glare at them when they look at you questioningly and shift in your seat to keep the notebook's contents out of their sight. When the movie ends, quickly stand up, throw a black cloak over yourself and sweep mysteriously out of the theater. Avoid seeing them on your way out of the building. You know they'll be wondering about you.

172. At the very end of the movie, stand up dramatically and say, "So wait. Edward doesn't kill Bella. And Bella doesn't hook up with Eric. This is such a rip off!!" and storm out of the theatre.

173. Cry at the funniest moment, laugh at the most dramatic. Get a friend to ask loudly, "DO YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER OR SOMETHING?".

174. Wear superlight makeup and body glitter with your vampire getup.

175. Dress up as vampire-movie theater workers (volturi would work too) and inform people that they cannot enter the theater with out their Twilight book or they muct be able to prove that they have an adequate knowlege of the book (or if they wear a Twilight tee shirt).

176. Try to go to a later showing, where nearly everyone is unfamiliar with the book. Ruin it for them in every way possible.

177. Yell loudly when Edward and Bella kiss, "EDWARD! !!WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME??NOOOOO!!"

178. During some quiet point in the movie, yell, "I BET EDWARD AND BELLA GET TOGETHER IN THE END!!"

179. Remark to random strangers romantic lines from the books like, "Do I dazzle you?" and, "If I could dream at at all, it would be about you..."

180. Any time Edward says "Bella" and then pauses, say, "I'm gay." REALLY loudly.

181. When Jacob first comes on, sing "Na na na na na na na, SHARK BOOOY!" like the Batman theme.

182. Make your pale friend hold an apple with both hands


13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

Have you ever:

( ) smoked a cigarette (Nope, not for me.)

( ) smoked a cigar (If I've never smoked a cigarette, it stands to reason that I wouldn't have smoked a cigar.)

( ) crashed a friend's car (No, I'm not old enough to drive yet.)

( ) stolen a car (No, not interested in recieving a ticket for Grand Theft Auto, obviously)

( x?) been in love (Kinda sorta, could you count longing for someone to ask you out cause that's the position I'm in?)

( ) been dumped (points upward it's a one sided love...)

( ) dumped someone (What is it with the love questions?)

( ) shoplifted (Not that stupid. no offense peoples...)

( ) been fired (Me? Work? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!)

() been in a fist fight (No, I'd so get beaten up and I'm not that retarded to actually make myself get hurt...)

( ) snuck out of your parent's house (I've never needed to)

(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back (Does Edward Cullen count? but yes, I have many times, including now... I think)

( ) been arrested (No, I am not a criminal, thank you very much!)

(x) lied to a friend (for their own good except once when I told my friend I flushed someone down the toilet so they would like me... long story)

( ) had a crush on a teacher (Um ew? Weirdos!)

( ) skipped school (Not me - I'm a good student, well most the time...)

( ) seen someone die (I know of a few people who've died, but I've never seen it.)

( ) been to Canada (Sadly, no)

(x ) been to Mexico (ish... I saw across the border)

(x) been on a plane (Duh...)

( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire (Gawd, do you think I'm emo or something??)

() eaten Sushi (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

( ) been snowboarding (Nah only skiing)

(x ) been moshing at a concert (Well... kind of at my school when a band was playing... only I wasn't aware of it...)

() taken painkillers (No, I suffer... though not in silence, lol

(x) love someone or miss someone right now (I love a ton of people but only miss 3 -sigh-)

( x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (I got kind of muddy...)

(x ) made a snow angel (Yeah, but afterwards I was freezing)

(x) had a tea party (When I was little...)

(x) flown a kite (Yep, a while ago, but yep!)

() gone puddle jumping (Never really had the desire)

(x) played dress up (All the time when I was little)

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves (Fun!)

(x) cheated while playing a game (I could lie, but why bother)

(x) been lonely (Who hasn't?)

() fallen asleep at work/school (Not FALLEN ASLEEP, just daydreamed and got caught for it)

( ) used a fake id (Um, I'm 12, not even a fake ID would work, even if I TRIED!)

(x) watched the sun set (Not directly, just on a car trip, I kinda looked at it between reading )

( ) felt an earthquake (Haven't had that particular misfortune yet.)

(x) touched a snake (It was actually pretty smooth and cool)

() slept beneath the stars (not really, except with a roof separating me and the sky)

(x) been tickled (Bad...I'm ticklish...)

(x) read an entire authors profile (All the time. Especially The Dawn is Breaking's profile!)

() been robbed (lucky me!)

(x) petted a reindeer/goat (Um... petted is not a word... it's PET. Anyway, I've PET caribou and goats)

(x) won a contest (A ton... not to brag)

( ) run a red light (NO! What's with all the car questions??)

( ) been suspended from school (Nah, not that bad...)

(x ) caught a butterfly (all the time)

(x) laughed so hard you cried (all the time! love my friends for that! and fanfiction.net!!)

(x ) had someone moon/flash you (I can explain... well, one of my friends decided to have a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show... it didn't turn out well (ahem... me rolling in a ball screaming "PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON" over and over) )

( ) cheated on a test (Nope, all free!)

(x) had a Britney Spears CD (Haven't all us girls had one at some point in time? no? oh well then, I'M a little embarrassed...)

() forgotten someone's name (Not usually...)

( x) French braided someones hair (I'm a girly girl, what else do you expect?)

( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool (no... just no.)

( ) put a hamster down someone else's top (ha, no, but thanks for the great idea!)

() given up on religion as other people's problem (Still a Christian)

Complete the sentence.

Vampires are SEXY and um... SEXY!

I will stay up impossibly late tonight.

I will never switch teams. TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!!

A werewolf can make me so annoyed I go crazy.

Pie is great for shoving into other people's faces!

Some things just don't work out... like love... -sigh- I'm a hopeless romantic, don't attempt to stop me!

One mans trash is another's treasure. Yeah, that's right, I went old-skool!

You should never attempt a wheelie on a small moped... trust me.

Always try to stay alive and live each day like it's your last.

Cats may fly out of a chair and run crazily around your house like you're chasing him with a cleaver at any random moment as you spin him torturously round and round... personal experience...

Dogs' paws smell like fritos. Lol.

Eventually this stupid freaking school year will be over.

The end of the world is making me angry! Would everyone stop mentioning how close our world is coming to this?? It's creeping me out!! Okay, sorry, rant is over.


"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal."

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Fanfiction Survey

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

Three

Which one has the most reviews?

I think it's "The Guide to Joining the Pretty Committee" Not too impressive yet.

Least?

I think Breaking Dawn: My Version

Which fanfiction has the most words

Clique

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

The Guide To Joining the Pretty Committee

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

General/ Humor

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

Quality

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

C2?

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

Yeah

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Yep

What genre do you most frequently write in?

Humor/general/romance

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Both, but mostly before

Do you update frequently?

Not really. Sorry guys!

Do you frequently use original characters?

I use the characters from the book. I don't like adding unfamiliar ones.

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmnope

What was the funnest thing you've ever had to write?

Anything, I love just writing!


If you could trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why? Kristen Stewart

What have you found to be the best way to relieve tension? Music, and Books while taking a bath

If you could choose only two movies to watch ever again, what would they be? Twilight and How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days

Name three things you wanted as a child but never got. DigiMakeover, a clock, and silk sheets.

If someone told you had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes? Tell everyone goodbye, and cry a little and tell a certain person that I've liked them for two years

Describe your dream house. Two stories: Large bedrooms stocked with expensive furniture, walk-in closets, a study, many bathrooms, a vanity, large showers, a reading room, a music room, a studio, and a pool and hot tub.

Do you believe people are basically good? Everyone has the choice to be good

What is the most expensive article of clothing you’ve ever purchased? Hard to remember

What are your worst habits? Picking my nails and procrastination

Who is the person you know with the purest soul? My mom

Describe the happiest day of your life. Can't. Words can't describe it. :)

Describe the saddest day of your life. ...can't remember

What is the oldest age you would like to be alive? 123... one year older than the oldest person in the world

What was the best year of your life? They aren't good or bad, each day is it's own

Who is the most successful person personally known to you? MY mommers

Who is the most outrageous person personally known to you? Grace. she's crazy

What is your biggest regret? Too many too think over. I don't believe in regrets, they're just lessons learned.

If you could choose only one music CD to ever listen to again, what would it be? Twilight Movie Soundtrack

You can go back in time and prevent a great catastrophe.Which one would you prevent? 9/11

If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming? Would you swim nude? What?? NOOOOOOOO

If you were at a friend’s house for dinner and you found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do? Scream and point silently at it before jumping out of my chair

If you were elected to be leader of a foreign country tomorrow, what country would you want it to be and what would be your first official act? Depends

If money were no object, how many children would you want to have? Maybe 3

Layers Of You (Put a question mark for questions you don't want to answer)

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Ally
Birth date: May 30

Current Location:Oklahoma
Eye Color: Blue-gray

Hair Color: Brown
Righty or Lefty: Lefty

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: American

Your weakness: Many things...such as shoes

Your fears: Being alone, death

Your perfect pizza: Cheese

Goal you'd like to achieve: GPA of at least 4.0, publish a book, record an album

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: Hey, I wasn't finished with that dream!

Your best physical feature: My legs
Your bedtime: School days: 10:30, weekends: 12:30

Your most missed memory: Dunno...

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton tea
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Chocolate

Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Cuss: Occassionally

Take a shower: Every other day

Have a crush: Yes
Think you've been in love: No
Want to get married: Yes
Believe in yourself: Sometimes...
Think you're a health freak: No Way!!

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall: Yes
Been on stage: Yes

Been dumped: No
Gone skating: No
Dyed your hair: No

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: No
Got beaten up: No.
Changed who you were to fit in: Nope

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: 28

Age your hoping to have kids: 32
Best eye color: Piercing green or blue

Best hair color: Black or chocolate brown

Long or Short? Long

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1 MINUTE AGO: Answering these questions
1 HOUR AGO: Watching tv
1 YEAR AGO: Sleeping

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: My family
I FEEL: Relaxed

I HATE: Waking up early

I HIDE: How I'm far from shy
I MISS: Summer


"If tears could build a stairway,
And memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to Heaven,
And bring you home again."

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell."

"They say that time heals all wounds, but all it's done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you."

"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal."

And I love you

5 ways to open a banana:

1. Hack it into small pieces and then use a spoon to get the little pieces of banana out of their little peels.

2. Tie the banana to a tank of gas then throw the tank into the air and shoot a flaming arrow through it.

3. Stomp on it until the insides squishes out through the top.

4. Drill a hole through it and then use a toothpick to get the insides of the banana out.

And last but not least...

5. Simply peel it.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

I Jumped on a llama because i'm sexy and I do what I want.

promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

26 THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO!

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence ...
4. Give you the remote control during the game .
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you .
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours .
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages .
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .
11... Never run out of love.
12. Be funny , but know how to be serious .
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious .
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor ...
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason .
26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.


Excerpt from a dog's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...


Twilight made me:

1. Excited when I saw a Silver Volvo

2. Anxious when I walk into a ballet studio

3. Want to be a vampire, as well as making up awesome abilities

4. Change my state of mind, I put the world in more detail

5. Want to move to Forks, and see if there are 5 vampires staring back at me when I walk into the cafeteria

6. Twilight made me realise that I'd rather spend my time writing fan fic's than doing homework


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished

that her dad would come home from

the army, because he'd been having

problems with his heart and right

leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made

her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes

later), the doorbell rang, and

there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been

having trouble in my job and on the

verge of quitting. I made a simple

wish that my boss would get a new

job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55

there was an announcement that he

was promoted and was leaving for

another city. Believe me...this

really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years

of age. I had always been single

and had been hoping to get into a

nice, loving relationship for many

years. While kind of daydreaming

(and right after receiving this email)

I wished that a quality person would

finally come into my life. That was at

9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM

a FedEx delivery man came into my

office.He was cute, polite and

could not stop smiling at me. He

started coming back almost everyday

(even without packages) and asked me

out a week later. We married 6

months later and now have been

happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but

while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed

scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the

number of minutes it will take for your

wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years

old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish

to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will

now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it

can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.

something major that you've been wanting

will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Haunted-by-Horizon's-Kiss!! ME-NESS!

10. Barack Obama (blehhhhhhh)

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9 (or just keep it as mine (: I'm totally fine with that lolz)


1. If someone says "What's wrong?" how do you respond:

Picture to Burn

2. Your first kiss:
"Somebody Like YOU"

3. A pet passes away:
Addicted

4. Moving into a new house:
Kiss Me Through the Phone

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:
Warwick Avenue

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:
Kissing In the Rain

7. How do you feel today:
Sugar, We're Goin Down

8. Your thoughts on your crush?
Overboard

9. What is 7 + 82?
Dead Memories

10. How would you describe your personality:
Vampwolf

11. Your biggest secret:
Whoa

12. Thoughts on your best friend:
Outta Here

13. Thoughts on your socks:
Wherever You will Go (hahahahahahahah (:)

14. Something you notice about the opposite sex:
Bella's Lullaby

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:
Piece of Me

16. What's your life story:
spending All my Time

17. Your motto:
I Dreamt of Edward

18. Song at your funeral:
International (wtf!!!! why are they celebrating my death internationally???)

19. Something you think about daily:
Good Girl, Bad Boy

20. Your life purpose:
If We WEre a Movie

21. Your friends thoughts of you:
Riot

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:
Eyes of Fire

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


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iJust Saw Sam Naked by Jesus.Lives reviews
And Lived to Tell The Tale. A companion fic to 'iJust Saw Freddie Naked'. I wonder who I feel more sorry for... Sam or Freddie. FINALLY COMPLETE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
85 Days of Bliss And Arguments by DoctorDre317 reviews
Bits and pieces of Finn and Rachel's summer vacation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Avalon High scenes by JdoubleC reviews
Just some scenes that would make the book better.
Avalon High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008
Finally Believing by Don'tThinkAllDay reviews
Maybe...maybe i finally believe that this could work out..." Finn wants to be with Rachel,will something happen that will help him get what he wants? Other couples besides Finchel! Please read & review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,787 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Emmett gets Bella Drunk by c0lew0rld reviews
Emmett get's Bella drunk while Edward is away hunting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
iGet Revenge by KuroiOokami89 reviews
The iCarly gang are about to enter their junior year of high school. Freddie has feelings for Sam, but is tired of the way the blonde girl treats him. To change that, he's taking matters into his own hands. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,602 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iConfess by Ms.Jellybean046 reviews
After Sam confesses a secret to Carly, Carly decides to do another Win A Date on iCarly with Freddie as the mystery date. Will Sam win, or some one else? Will Sam confess either way? Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,235 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Things To Do In Walmart, with Emmett! by emilylovee reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in Walmart and decides to do them all! Along with the other Cullens of course! Sure to be crazy.. Hilarious story here people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Emmett
Suicide For Dummies: The Jasper Chronicles by ChelzeyFoot reviews
Jasper has become so depressed he seeks suicide as a solution. However, suicide is actually harder then it looks. Tells of the many humorous and failed attempts of Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
iWake up Spencer by shortibabe reviews
I noticed that on Sam and Freddie are constantly making new videos without Carly around where they seem to do a lot of flirting. Happens during Iwake up spencer, hence the title.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,583 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
True love by MarinMckenzie reviews
His story is about the love that Bella and Emmett share when he comes back in new moon and tells bell he left rosalie because he is madly in her... summary kinda sucks... The story is better thanit sounds... I think...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett
You Saved My Life by asdfghjll reviews
While at the beach, Sam ends up almost drowning, that is until she is saved by a certain dork. Seddie. Rated T for safety.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Leading Lady by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
He spent the day trying to be excited, and wondering why exactly he wasn't. Finn can't help but question himself and his feelings on the day he plans to propose to his girlfriend. Futurefic, Finn/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Closet by just.like.kndrgrtn.x3 reviews
- "I cannot believe that you got us locked in here!" It wasn't Finn's fault. Well, maybe just a little bit. ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore by KuuipoGirlxo reviews
Finn gets jealous, and decides it's time to show Rachel how he feels. Please read and review.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by hope813 reviews
Rachel wants to help Finn move on and let go of his anger toward Puck and Quinn. As a result, Finn finds himself having several unexpected conversations with the women in his life. Expect drama, comedy, romance, and classic Finn moments!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Couples Counseling by hope813 reviews
Finn comes up with a plan to convince Rachel that they can finally be together. Now, he just has to get her to go along with it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Beaus, Best Friends, And Bowling by waterydomestic reviews
First day of Senior Year Finn reflects on his past and present.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Worth the Effort by hope813 reviews
Finn panics while trying to decide on the perfect gift for Rachel for Valentine's Day. Their first Valentine's Day together. Romance and humor are coming your way! This is a follow-up to my story, "Baby, It's Cold Outside," but may be enjoyed separately.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Fat Cakes and Pear Pods by sentimental hearts reviews
A collection of Seddie centric drabbles and one shots based on word promps found by flipping through books with my eyes closed. They are of varying length and points in their relationship.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Alex Gone Wild by CyWiz reviews
Justin got sick of Alex always finding clever ways to blackmail him and Max so they both decide to get Alex back. Things don’t turn out the way they wanted as Alex’s emotions ends up running wild. Full Summary Inside!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
Forget & Forgive by Camy99 reviews
Becoming a teenage amnesiac makes things so much easier to forgive. T for occasional language.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
After the Games by theGreatEpiphany reviews
As Peeta and Katniss return to District twelve, still with the threat of the Capitol looming over their heads, they find that not everything is as it seems. Desperate for answers, Katniss realizes that there are other questions that need answering, too.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
The future of the Gilmores by RebelWithoutAPause reviews
What I think would have happened in the future of the Gilmore Girls if the show was still on air. MY first story so please bear with me. Of course L/L,Rory, and many other characters of the show.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Silver Blood by Karasu-Serpent reviews
First day in my new town and already the only possible friend, or rather the only goth girl here is ridiculing me and i think I'm being followed by someone...a very strange someone
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Basically what the title says. Alice finds ways to tick off her brother to the point that he loses his sanity. What will the evil pixie do next to poor, unsuspecting Emmett? Rated T for safety. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Alice, Emmett
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Eating Me Alive by coolbeaniostwilightrules7 reviews
Set after Hunger Games, the next Reaping following Katniss and Peeta’s victory. Nobody is safe. Danger is just around the corner. Next in line is the one person Katniss cannot bear to lose and it’s up to her to save them – in any way she can...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Saved by HoopBanana reviews
The floods were coming. Three friends and a young sister trapped in a tent, one obsessed with Animal Crossing: Wild World. They are desperate for help, so the DS Game saves them in the only way it knows how...
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Starlight Diner by Jolie en Rose reviews
Isn't work is more fun with a little flirting? Please R&R!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
A Lonely Night by Jolie en Rose reviews
A drabble/second person thing. Please R&R!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
PRANKS by Twihard275 reviews
Its the day of pranks over at the cullens and what happens when bella is stuck in the middle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Bet by yayme2012 reviews
PostEclipse:One shot:companion to Do You Remember: Bella and Edward make a bet about who will jump on each other first... Mostly fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Really Random: Christmas Edition! by yayme2012 reviews
Basically Anna, Mexi, and I being insane in the land of Harry Potter! This time it's Christmas. Keep in mind we all had much candy and soda before writing this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Yummy by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Sometimes, Edward daydreams of Bella as a candy bar. He imagines she would taste quite good. Sometimes, Bella daydreams of snogging Edward within an inch of his life. She imagines he would taste quite good, too. [Oneshot.Fluff.BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Really Random 2: Hermione's Cat by yayme2012 reviews
The brilliant minds of Really Random bring you: Really Random 2! Like 1, but more full of Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - OC, OC - Complete
Really Random by yayme2012 reviews
A really funny yet random story making fun of many things...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Bombshell by Michaelover101 reviews
Rory Gilmore's life is perfect... that is until her Grandparents drop a bomb so big that her perfect lifestyle comes tumbling down. Rogan AU
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,408 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
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50 States in 50 Days reviews
The cast of Twilight decide to follow Emmett's crazy idea of spending a day in each state in the US, having a contest for each. Pure humor and romance :.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Emmett
The Guide to Joining the Pretty Commitee reviews
This is more of guide, where Massie makes guidelines to joining the clique for everyone at her school. But when all the students take it differently than she expected, she's doomed to a life of making endless guides for things such as hair, skin, and boys
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
I Will Always Hate You reviews
Massie invites someone to join Pretty Committee, but she leaves, finding out what kind of people they are.They think she switched. But that isn't all. When she switches to public school, a newscaster interviews her asking why. She blames it on the Clique.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
Breaking Dawn My Version reviews
In this story, you can see a new Breaking Dawn, so no matter whether you hated it or not, you can read it with a new feel. Jake returns, marriage is late in book, no Renesmee is involved. Don't get me wrong, I love Nessie, but I'm not gonna write bout her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward