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Hey, My name is Megan but nobody needs to know my last name!!

Age: Older than 12 younger than 16

Location: Canada!!! JK USA

Favorite Bands/Artist- Nicki Minaj, Kid cudi, Bob marley, avenged sevenfold, rascal flatts, bring me the horizion, drake, lil wayne, rick ross, rodney adkins, blood on the dance floor, black veil brides, escape the fate, eminem, falling in reverse, asking alexandria and many more!!!

Favorite Color: Lime green, Sky blue, Red, Black

Hobbies: Sports, Walking to various FAMILY DOLLARS, Reading books, drawing, watching anime, laughing w/ aura, talking to vern, playing on playgrounds!!!

Favorite cartons: power puff girls, bugs bunny, adventure time w/ fin and jake, amazing world of gumball, power angers, spiderman, wolverine

Favorite anime: BLEACH!, Naruto, Death note

Favorite say'n:

Dear A7X hater,

Rose's are red, violet's are blue

I have 5 finger's, The middle one's for you.

Favorite Quotes:

"If we are born to die then we all die to live... Then what's the point of living life if it just controdic's?"

"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exsit within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us." -- Dr Samuel Loomis (Halloween)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Keep your friends close; keep your enemies wrapped up with pink zebra ducktape in your basement.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

There are 3 kinds of people in this messed up world:

1) Crazy people who don't talk about anybody.

2) Normal people who talk about ''friends'' behind there backs.

3) Small people who talk about everyone right in front of there face and they dont relize it.


15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1). Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2). Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3). Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4). Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5). Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6). Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7). Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8). When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9). Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10). While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11). Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12). In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13). Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14). When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15). Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!


Naruto pick-up lines doomed to fail:

Neji Hyuga - "You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my NEXT GIRLFRIEND!"

Kankuro - "Hey baby. Im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

Shikamaru Nara - "If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"

Shino-"Do you have a map, 'cuz I got lost in your eyes."(classic)

Kiba-"If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Rock Lee- "Would you be my girlfriend?! I will protect you 'til the day that I die!" (typicle)

Kisame- "Let's play Jaws and I'll come up from under."(ha ha ha)

Gaara- "Let's play Titanic.You be the iceberg and I'll go down on you."

Sasuke- "If I flip this coin, what're the chances of me getting head?" (I know he's not gay, at least I don't say he isn't. But this is funny for the people that like YAOI. I'm a fangirl of that


Aura is a monkey!! Aura, The Monkey, was herr (I watch Megan when she sleeps!! -)

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

STERIO TYPES:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. . I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. i like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (wtf?!) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports. I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.


This is so freaking wrong;

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the high school student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too

I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared

I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too

I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care

You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor

You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can

Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help

Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


Killer Angel by Fatefulldestiny reviews
Love. They loved to fight. No one knew that. They where quiet. She seemed good. But she was nothing close to that. Also hate towards many of the same people. May contain lemon later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara
Hush Angel reviews
SUMMARY: Hinata is the new girl at school she then soon become's friend's with Gaara. She already has people who hate her and people who like her. AU,and OOC, RR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara