Author has written 1 story for Twilight. About moi Hey, everybody! I'm Koromo, and I kick butt, FYI. Not gonna tell you my real name because there's some creeps out there, and who doesn't hate forty-year-old perverts who stalk innocent teenage girls? I'm currently confused about everything. Actually, I'm like that pretty much all the time. I get REALLY hyper and tend to run in circles screaming, "THE SKYYYY IS CHASING MEEE!!!!" or something equally stupid that makes people wonder if I'm on crack (which I'm not). I haven't written many stories on here yet because I prefer to observe, though I want to be an author or journalist when I grow up. I've already won awards for writing (not that I'm being snobby, just sayin'), so who says I can't shoot for the moon? As for preppy, popular, boy-stealing people: I hate you ALL. Run AWAY. NOW. Or I'll round up my buds and cause you PAIN. I'm the clumsiest person on earth, and if you'll forgive a Twilight reference (my fave book ever!), I make Bella look like Alice. Yeah, you heard me. I despise Abercrombie, even though my lil sis worships the stuff; she's a prep...where did I go WRONG?! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you think those stupid kids should just give the Rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile! |
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