Name: Kiarra (Key-Are_Ah) Middle Name: Valarie Last Name: (As if.) Age: 5-50 Status:single! Looking For: My Crush :( Location: Australia State: I'll tell you if you prove you're not a stalker. Hobbies: Reading, writing, singing, thinking, shopping, Education: High school Occupation: Student/Writer/Daughter/Sister/BFF/ Religion: Christian Competitions Won: 2 Dance Comps And 22 Pagents Thoughts: Made a list of books i want to write...It keeps getting longer! Other Names: Rachie, Cookie Monster, RaRa, Smilee. Favorite Author: Rick Riordan!!!!!!!!!!! Favorite Animal: BUNNIES FOR THE WIN!!!! Favorite Band: One Direction! Favorite Book: OK, how do they expect us bookaholics to have just one faveorite book? Favorite Book I've Written: none (yet!) Favorite Book Series: Percy Jackson Favorite Breed of Cat: None Favorite Breed of Dog: Fluffy ones! Favorite Candy: Pop-tarts Favorite Color(s): Purple,Grey and Gold Favorite Comic: I hate comics! Favorite Drink: Cola Favorite Famous (ish) Person: Louis Tomlinson And Rihanna Favorite Flower: Lily Favorite Food: Tacos! or as Harry Styles Calls them TAC-O'S! Favorite Game: Truth or Dare Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Honey,Butterscottch and Peanuts Favorite Independent Singer: Rihanna,Nicki Minaj and Carly Rae Jepson Favorite Movie: Glee Consert Movie Favorite Series I've Written: Didn't write a series. (yet!) Favorite Show: Glee! Favorite Song: waaaaayyyy too many to count! Favorite Sport: Not a sports person Favorite State: NY Favorite Store: Toys 'r Us Favorite Subject: Art Favorite Word: Cookie YOUR REAL NAME: Kiarra YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Bunnies! YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Valarie Lucy YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Grey Cola YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Louise Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Petki YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Reckless Name without vowels- krr You single?- yes Favorite number?- 21 Color you wear most?- blue, red, white,gold and purple Least favourite colour?- pink Favourite candy?- all What do you smoke?- nothing Are you happy with your life right now?- YEAH!!! Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- yes What is/was your favourite class in school?- nothing How do you make money?- I don’t have a job Are you outgoing?- Yep , I love to jump from stairs and I smile all the time . People think I'm crazy ... One word to describe you?- Insane Favorite pair of shoes- flip-flops, heels, and boots Do you own big sunglasses?- Yeah :) Where do you wish you were right now?- NY What should you be doing right now?- idk Rules are you can only say yes or no. You can't explain any of your answers unless someone asks you! Asked someone to marry you? Yes Kissed one of your Facebook friends? No Danced on a table in a bar? no Ever told a lie? YEAH! Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Yeah :( Kissed a picture? Yes Slept in until 5 PM? Yes ( Insomnia. ) Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes Held a snake? NO!! Worked at a fast food restaurant? No Stolen from a store? no Been fired from a job? no Done something you regret? Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no Kissed in the rain? no Sat on a roof top? yes Kissed someone you shouldn't? no Sang in the shower? yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes Shaved your head? no Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? no Had communication w/ your ex? no DATING Someone? no A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/ cab fare? no Milked a cow? no Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? no Spoiled as a child? yes Written love notes but never handed them out? yes Draw in class instead of doing your work? yes Girls: has your BF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? no Enjoy music? yep Spend more time on your MySpace than cleaning your room? yep Want to be a monster? no Get embarrassed easy? yes Is 7 your lucky number? no Are you an early bird? NO!!! Do you write poetry?no Know how to swim? yes Have a hidden stash of money? yep Clean your ears? nope Like the sound of the ocean? yeah Name:Kiarra Stalker Much? Oh, I’m just kidding. One day I hope to make a living off you crazy stalkers. Hair color: blonde But i Dye It Red Eye Color: Hazel Favorite Color: Grey to Wear and Purple Favorite Song: Gotta be you-One Direction Favorite Band: One Direction Favorite Video Game: GTA Favorite Book Series: Percy Jackson Favorite Book Not Including Percy Jackson, Of Course:Hunger Games. Favorite Past Time: Hmm... writing! Oh, not including that? I guess, screaming out the lyrics to a song I love with my headphones in and forgetting people are around me...You wouldn't believe how many times that happens! Girly or Tomboy: Girly Girl! I only have Dresses.Even In Winter. Type Of Guy: My Crush :( Things I Secretly Love: Ankle boots, curling irons, lockets, Heels,Dresses(I Kinda Blew My Cover On That One!) And ...ONE DIRECTION! Age: 1-100 take a wild guess Favorite Boy Band: I have the One Direction Infection! I actually found out about them when I was in New York, and I loved WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL (Though I love I WANT most now) Siblings:Only child Dreams: I Wanna be a Actress Catchphrase: "Congratulations" I'm not sarcastic at all, huh? ;D Word Best to Describe Me: Hmm... good one. I would say quirky, but I'm also traditional. I would say different, but I don't think that covers it. So, I'd have to say INDEPENDANT. When you're made a social outcast because everyone either sees you as rich or because, as a former alpha, I don't dare fit into the mold. Due to a long story I like to keep hidden inside these brick walls, I leanred that I could always count on myself when others are never that reliable. Everything just seems to fall apart, and I taught myself to keep these walls up, though I have seemed to have forgotten how to take them down... The Thing I Love Most: Being Crazy The Thing I Hate Most: How it feels to tell people to let go but yet being unable to let go of the people that are chained to my heart... Or clingy people. They drive me insane! Cell Phone Number:You’re Kidding Me, Right? Name: Kiarra (Again) Eyes:Hazel Hair: Poofy (now straightened) Personality: Crazy, wild, untamed, morbid, and AWESOME!! Gender: Girl Location: In your closet... Obsesses With...Lollypops...Sleeping...One Direction...Disney World...Purple..."Payphone" by Maroon 5...More One Direction...Laziness...Randomness...ITunes...Temple Run...Juicy Fruit Gum... The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book. The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain. The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom. The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Don't you hate how, the second you have a huge list of stories going on, you keep getting great ideas for new ones! I hate you for haunting me until this very day. I hate you for being chained to my heart, impossible to set free. I hate you for teaching me a lesson in trust that I was much too young to learn. I hate you for teaching me that sometimes you can be the only one you can rely on. I hate you for the fact that you learned me, from seeing that my only real weakness was the people I trusted. I hate you for realizing that bruises heal but a broken heart stays forever. I hate you for showing me that he was weaker than I thought. I hate you for taking his insecurities and turning them into things that made him switch sides, to no longer protect me like he had. I hate you for everything. But I love you for stopping me. I love you for taking away everything, for sending me back to square one. I love you for taking me from the future I would of had, being a mean girl who broke people down like you do. I love you for making me a fresh canvas for someone else to lay the roots that spread into the person I am today. The Pledge to PJO I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson when a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is afraid of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca when I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others I promise to remember ZOE when I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel when a limo passes my car Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. "Let me get this straight. I just tried to kill a bunch of little kids. My wife is dead. My unborn child is dead. The man who raised me is trying to kill me, and he got me stuck in this stupid suit that makes me sound like a freak. And you think acookie will make up for it all?" Someone hands Darth Vader the cookie. He throws it in their face. Someone gives him two cookies. "Now this is about fair!" I only miss you when I'm breathing... When the Unexpected is completed, a sequel to No One Will Cry will be posted. Don't regret me. Smile at the memories. Don't forget the things that you loved about me. Miss me everyday. Don't laugh with Jacob as he recalls the girl that he had broken into peices. Punch him in the nose like you should have years ago. Don't stop loving me, even if you did betray me. Love me forever. Because I regret you instead of smiling at the memories. Because I forgot the things that I loved about you. Becuase I never punched him in the nose when he tried to take you away from me. Because I still love you... --It ain't over to the fat lady sings!-- WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --RequIf you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss meansirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. This is one of the saddest things ever! If you care, put this in your profile. My name is Annalicea I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm start to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. this poem is sad it is about child abuse is a bad this that alot of children in the world have to deal with put this on your profile help make a differnts to help the children that have to deal with being abuse. How can i miss you if you never left? Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? (I mean COME ON!) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? The cops never find it as funny as you do A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! BEST FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE what happens if you get scared half to death twice? 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man. You know you live in 2012 when... 1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace. 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends. 9) You were to busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity! 12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did. The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD Reasons why girls are the best 1. We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30.We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts. Try Not To Cry Mommy...Bob brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Bob shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Bob, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Cooper; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Cooper, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... things that are weird: i haven't lost my marbles, their under my bed somewhere. if all things up, must come down, will we soon see aliens? its good to die for your contry, but its really good when the other bastard dies for their contry. since its rat poison, can i eat it? if you answer a question with a quesion, will you get change? i know whats right. Bob over there knows whats left. if i howl at the moon, will Saix answer me? i'll give you an arm for your leg. Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer. What's another word for synonym? War determines not who is right, but who is left. Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? A mighty oak is the restult of a a nut who held its ground. Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere... Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. It's you and me against the world. (puts on helmet) We attack at dawn. Friends don't set friends on fire. Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. Why are wrong numbers never busy? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected? I do visit reality, althought it's only on a tourist visa. I used to have a handle on life; then it broke. Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. Smile. Tomorrow will be worse. Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud. The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have. Me believes in ME! Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt! You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you. In the end it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. Live for the moments you can't put into words. No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that you're better than they think you are. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! He who laughs last thinks the slowest. To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid. Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. You are only limited by your own fears and inaction. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about. Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT GOD. READ IF YOU BELIEVE IN HIM, AND READ EVEN IF YOU DON'T. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. things that are weird: I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. I'm the author of my life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen! Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page. Every day is a gift, that's why they call it The Present. When you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine. Many say I am just one to try. I say I am one less to quit. Believe in yourself and others will follow. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness. I shoot every third salesmen that comes to my house, the second just left. I shoot every third flamer that comes to my profile, the second just left. Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and its gone. I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished. We live in an age where the pizza delivery will reach your house before the police. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver- Whoever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door... He Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Cooper 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue 3. Your first initial? K 4. Your month of birth? May 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Gemma 7. Your favorite number? 21 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). For My crush To love me Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. Yep 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Lol too true Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. YEP L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. AWWWWW July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. Yay 6. This person is your best friend.Yeah 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.WOW :D 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. I Dont Like Adventure, I LOVE It 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.Yay 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!OK A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." God created man-THEN had a better idea and created women! Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. No ociffer! I ain't toxercatered! - My dad Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus. The below statement is true. The above statement is false. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves? If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Flying is not inherently dangerous--crashing is. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinkies plus escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when your 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you're in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun! Let's do it again!" I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruit. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger" And then it hits me. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear, thank you very much. I ran with scissors, and lived! You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Newscasters are the people who say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Dear America, Since you have unleashed on us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Beiber, and no one will be spared. Sincerely, Australia. We live in an age where the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do. I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally! Flying is simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS! Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together? Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But jokes on you. I didn't study either. When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chillin' With Jesus." It's always the last place you look... Of course it is! Why the Hades would I look after I already found it?! Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. -V. "I didn't fall! I was just... testing the floor! Yup! Still works!" -Me and My Luck I didn't fall! The ground randomly attacked my face! I didn't fall! I was randomly testing gravity! You can thank me now! Last night as I lay in bed, I stared up at the stars and thought to myself, Where the Hades is the ceiling?! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Try not to follow in my footsteps. Your guaranteed to fall down the stairs, run into a wall, and get lost several times. Teacher leaves room during a test. Elementary-*Silence* Middle-*Whispers* Can I have a piece of gum? High School-*Yells across room* Whats the answer to number one?! Today, I decided I want to be a ninja when I grew up. So I went home and Googled "Ninja School" To see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, but the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School, well played. I remember when I was a kid and went on the computer just to use Paint. Ten years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... In his house. If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together. "Before Hogwarts wrote to Harry... Before Bella moved to Washington... Before the Great Prophecy was made... Lucy looked in a wardrobe." -Unknown The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown & many amazing plays. The coach is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play." Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." I'm a big Directioner. I got the One Direction Infection ;) I live down under (Australia) and I'm pure Aussie. I would love to meet the 5 amazing 1D boys (Louis, Liam, Harry, Niall and Zayn) I like carrots, British/English accents, Irish accents and curls. I hate spoons and I used to have pet turtles... Here is one funny part! I slung my bag over my shoulder and walked out of the courtyard, heading for home. The rest of the gang was flying home, but I didn't really feel like it for some reason. I hummed a bouncy tune to myself as I strode home, my mind on bikinis and cars. And then, I was kidnapped. I meen, what the heck? I get hit on by my friend, then a stranger, then my friend is hitting on women, and then, I get kidnapped. Did the men really love me that much? Soon, I was duck taped to a chair. Okay, my opinion, my fellow evil readers who enjoy comedy. DON'T USE FRIGGIN DUCT TAPE! I mean, if you wanna be bad, use like, barb wire, or like, chains. No ropes. Ropes make you look like a pedestrian walking down the street with a poodle on his head. Anyways, Im here. Totally kidnapped. Or maybe man-napped. Or bird-napped. Or HeShe-napped. I can't tell which one to put. And I've been in this truck for a few hours, just a-waitin'. With a fricken rottwiler watching me hungrily. I glanced at the large dog. "Hey there buddy," I whispered to the dog in a soft voice. "How you doin'? You hungry? If take off this tape, I'll give you a treat." "Like what? Your face?" My mouth dropped in surprise. Did that dog just talk? Oh, wait, Total talked. Why should I be surprised? Oh yeah, I know why. 'CAUSE I THOUGH TOTAL WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD! Anyways, so, I striked up a nice conversation about good looking dogs, when the back door suddenly swung open. "Hello, my love," Said a wiry man with a familliar Scottish accent. "You!" I cried, struggling against my bonds. "Yes, it is I, your creator. Yes, yes, I know, how could I be so horrible? Well, you see-" He never got to finish. Now, this is the time when you expect a flock member to barge in and go all bad on his Scotty butt. Nope. Instead, my mom, Yeah my mom, barged in with a fricken' crowbar. Now, my dear readers, that is one bad-momma! She brought the crowbar down on the Scotty's head with a sickening thud. Then, she untied me, put a leash on the dog, and we went home like nothing happened. Yup. Just another day in a He/She's life. At this point your probably wondering how this happened, right? Well if you've read the first five books then you would already have some sort of idea as to how I ended up in this situation in the first place. For those of you who haven't, go read the books. I mean seriously, who reads something that's about something they have no idea about? Anyways, back on to how I ended up in this situation in the first place. My Flock and I had been on my way to my mom's house when we had been attacked by Flyboys around halfway there. During the fight the portal that I mentioned above appeared out of nowhere and I was thrown into it by one of the Flyboy I had been fighting at the time. After which the portal closed before anyone could join me. So now here I am, floating in a place that greatly resembled Limbo, or something like it, with boredom beginning to set in. "Five hundred fifty-two million, three hundred ninety-nine thousand, eight hundred sixty-seven bottles of pop on the wall. Five hundred fifty-two million, three hundred ninety-nine thousand, eight hundred sixty-seven bottles of pop. Take one down pass it around. Five hundred fifty-two, three hundred ninety-ni...Okay, that's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to go insa..." My rant was cut off as I was engulfed by a bright light. I woke up to the sound of a rythmic beeping and the familiar smell of chemicals. My eyes shot open as my mind finally registered these things. It took me a fraction of a second to scan the entire room. 'White walls, check. White floors, check. White ceiling, check. Medical equipment on both sides on the bed I'm laying in, check. Damn, I'm in a hospital.' I concluded to myself. "Oh, your awake." An unfamiliar male voice stated off to my right. My head snapped in that direction so quickly that I think I would have gotten wiplash if I had turned any faster. In the open doorway now stood a man who looked like he was in his mid-thirties. He had light blond hair, dark blue eyes, and a large scar that went from his left temple to his jaw line. He wore brown combat boots, black dress pants, a brown long-sleved shirt, a light tan sleveless jacket, and a metal shoulder pad on each shoulder with two glowing, red lines on each. "Who are you?" I asked him in my signature do-not-mess-with-me-or-you-will-die voice. "And where am I?" The man just gave a small chuckle. "I am Captain Mark Farron of Bodhum's Security Regiment. You are currently in the hospital after being found on the beach to the west of here." The man, who I now knew as Mark, explained. "When can I get out of here?" I asked, my insticts telling me to get the hell out of here. That's what I laughed at the hardest is in the bold and also the story is Maximum Ride:Savior of two worlds.By:GoulHunter15 79 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" You say Pink You say I'm a freak I say Thanks Scariest moment of your life? My uncle called(he's a cop) and said there was a break-in in my neighborhood (Of course my other uncle was here and answered the phone and never told me about it)and I was walking into the kitchen to get more ice-cream and right when I'm passing the window a cop passed by with the lights flashing and i jumped back and shivered.True story. I believe in Jesus Christ, do you? HONEST SECTION: Honestly, what are you doing right now?- this Honestly, have you done something bad today?- no Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- um...idk Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Nope Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- annoying people Honestly, do you bite your nails?- it's sad, but yes, sometimes, its a bad habit Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- yes , my friends Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- Yes, but I'll live |
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