Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter. Hey everyone, I'M YOUR BFF LEAH! I'm 55 years old and love seashells. Name: That's a secret...Victoria's Secret... Age: I'm not telling you! Height: 6"9 Weight: 189 lbs My favorite type of turtle: Turtle My favorite type of lamp : A Lamp My favorite movies: Saw (one through...12, and Silence of the Lambs (tee hee, silly cannibals and there silly ways of cannibalisum) My favorite pairings: Harry Potter Harry and... Ash Hermione and Crockshanks Ron and...Hagrid Ginny and me Sonic Rouge and Cream Amy and Princess Elise Sonic and that bade of grass over there... Shadow and Charmy Pokemon Ash and Brock may and Jessie Ash's mom and Ash Ash and Ash's mom...yeah.,... Ash and Jirachi Misty and Max Harley and Prof. Elm Ash and Ash's mom (That is so differant right?) Yu-gi-oh Yugi and his grandpa Taia and the wall Joey and Storm LOST Hurly and Syide Charlie and Jack Dora the Explorer Dora and her hand Boots and himself Diego and Dora's grandma (her grandma has cancer...) The twins and that big chicken thing The map and Alicia Alicia and Diego Diego and Dora (it's a love square) The backpack and a cheetah (i know there's one in that show SOMWHERE) STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME I like long waslks on the beach... I enjoy animals... I have no family...(just me and my toaster) I'm gay, and pregnant...(any volunteers for a dad? Anybody? I'M SINGLE AND DESPERATE! MY APPEARENCE I'm really hot, I mean, you wouldn't believe how hot I am. I have long, wavy, lavender hair, slender curves, and I have a bra size of...100 I have stunning puke green eyes, and my skin color is white with just a hint of magenta. I always wear the same thing ever day. A yellow hat. A yellow necklace. A yellow shirt that says. "HELLO WORLD I'M A SEX PREDATOR" Yellow Pants. Yellow shoes. And yellow makeup to complement my gorgous skin. MY FRIENDS I have a lot of friends. It's just, no one can see them but me. They tell me to do things, like burn and kill my family...(which I did) But I still love them QUOTES "It looks like the mayounase is on the other foot now!" - Me! "Oh silly toaster!" - Me! "When life turns into a dark abyss...Read books! Becasue reading makes you phycic!" - Me! "I'm sorry, but it ends here...Farewell..." - Me! (I'm suicidal! Tee hee!) (fits of giggles) CYA! |
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