BFF LEAH
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Joined 05-28-06, id: 1055021
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter.

Hey everyone, I'M YOUR BFF LEAH!

I'm 55 years old and love seashells.

Name: That's a secret...Victoria's Secret...

Age: I'm not telling you!

Height: 6"9

Weight: 189 lbs

My favorite type of turtle: Turtle

My favorite type of lamp : A Lamp

My favorite movies: Saw (one through...12, and Silence of the Lambs (tee hee, silly cannibals and there silly ways of cannibalisum)

My favorite pairings:

Harry Potter

Harry and... Ash

Hermione and Crockshanks

Ron and...Hagrid

Ginny and me

Sonic

Rouge and Cream

Amy and Princess Elise

Sonic and that bade of grass over there...

Shadow and Charmy

Pokemon

Ash and Brock

may and Jessie

Ash's mom and Ash

Ash and Ash's mom...yeah.,...

Ash and Jirachi

Misty and Max

Harley and Prof. Elm

Ash and Ash's mom (That is so differant right?)

Yu-gi-oh

Yugi and his grandpa

Taia and the wall

Joey and Storm

LOST

Hurly and Syide

Charlie and Jack

Dora the Explorer

Dora and her hand

Boots and himself

Diego and Dora's grandma (her grandma has cancer...)

The twins and that big chicken thing

The map and Alicia

Alicia and Diego

Diego and Dora (it's a love square)

The backpack and a cheetah (i know there's one in that show SOMWHERE)

STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME

I like long waslks on the beach...

I enjoy animals...

I have no family...(just me and my toaster)

I'm gay, and pregnant...(any volunteers for a dad? Anybody? I'M SINGLE AND DESPERATE!

MY APPEARENCE

I'm really hot, I mean, you wouldn't believe how hot I am.

I have long, wavy, lavender hair, slender curves, and I have a bra size of...100

I have stunning puke green eyes, and my skin color is white with just a hint of magenta.

I always wear the same thing ever day.

A yellow hat.

A yellow necklace.

A yellow shirt that says. "HELLO WORLD I'M A SEX PREDATOR"

Yellow Pants.

Yellow shoes.

And yellow makeup to complement my gorgous skin.

MY FRIENDS

I have a lot of friends.

It's just, no one can see them but me.

They tell me to do things, like burn and kill my family...(which I did)

But I still love them

QUOTES

"It looks like the mayounase is on the other foot now!" - Me!

"Oh silly toaster!" - Me!

"When life turns into a dark abyss...Read books! Becasue reading makes you phycic!" - Me!

"I'm sorry, but it ends here...Farewell..." - Me! (I'm suicidal! Tee hee!)

(fits of giggles) CYA!

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Midnight Light reviews
Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts, but what happens when Dumbledor returns from the dead? How did this happen? And what happens when Voldemort takes Ron and Hermionie away? [Harry and Hermione] Flames Welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Angels of Death reviews
Long ago, there was a fued between two families, but Ash and Misty fell in love, but knew they couldn't be together becasue of their famnilies battling to the death...Will they ever be able to get together? [Ash and Misty] Flames Welcome!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete