![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Heyla, my name is Jeni (aka Ismile_931 - this is short for Ismilewhentheypunch me_931 - which just sums up my personality; I'm a freak, I know) and here is just a lil bit of info about me and my current projects Okay, I'm a chit, and I live near MK in the UK - damn proud of it 'God Save The Queen' and all that shit. I'm also Bi and am in between luvers at the mo (I hate any kind of descrimination against others but become quite homicidal when it is about sexuality - just a warning for any prospective flamers out there). I love to read and write slash and started as a beta when I was 11 - hence insane twitchiness about grammar. I started writing when I was 14 but only one shots (which were very bad and have been removed from the net for the good of humanity). My main fandoms are Harry Potter and BTVS. I adore crossovers especially Anita Blake, Charmed, Stargate SG1 and, obviously, between my main two fandoms themselves. I'm a slash girl through and through, although I occasionally read het but I prefer it only as a secondary pairing. I'm also pretty strict on my pairings, both slash and het, and a good story line is essential and it has to be at least spell checked if not beta'ed(but I'm not one to talk right now). I love listening to music and take alot of inspiration from lyrics, although I don't like songfics persay. My fave artists at the moment are The Blue Man Group, OMD, The Automatic, Frou Frou, Wolfmother, Type O Negative and Gnarls Barkley - odd lil mix I know but thats me all round really! I also love films and TV, although the former is prefered. My fave films are... well iunno really I get kinda schizo over films and can never make my mind up - I love thrillers, horror, action/adventure, anime, scifi and, occasionally, comedy - mainly black humor though and I hate 'cringe flicks'. My other hobbys include shopping (obviously I AM female!) , chatting avec mes amies, being random (it is TOO a hobby sticks out tongue), chilling out with my nan (lovlier bint you never will find) and going to HiFi shows. Thats really all there is to be said, well not really but hey I've never met you and don't intend to give you any more details - my PIN number is my own! Feel free to IM me or mail me. Fave Slash Pairings Harry Potter Harry/Draco - They soo belong together, and I won't read any other primary Draco pairing. (I sometimes appreciate a little bit of Blaise on the side) Severus/Harry - My second favourite slash pairing, but it has to have a good story line. Lucius/Harry - This is my third favourite pairing and MUST be well written. Lucius/Severus - We all know what they were doing after those DeathEater meetings, although I prefer it as a secondary pairing to Harry/Draco, with just a pinch of parenty-ness (it is too a word stamps foot) Any mix of these four, as long as Harry is involved, is good as well. Severus/Remus - As a secondary pairing Sirius/Remus - Again as a secondary pairing Severus/Sirius - Once again, a secondary pairing and MUST be well written Neville/Blaise - Secondary pairing to Harry/Draco BTVS Spike/Xander - They are meant for each other (and growls SPUFFY NEVER HAPPENED shudders) Angel/Xander - They are cute together, but even better when with a side helping of Spike Ethan/Giles - As a secondary pairing, we all know what happened during that 'mis-spent youth' Wesley/Gunn - There is NO way they were fighting over Fred - she is a stick with an accent Angel/Doyle - OBVIOUS! Both Irish, both broody, both demons with souls... need I go on Fav Het Pairings (all mainly secondary unless REALLY well written) Harry Potter Ron/Hermione- Only as a secondary pairing. Just read the bloody books! Blaise/Hermione - He didn't play that big a part in the books - so why is he in every other fic? I don't care they're cute together Neville/Ginny - Can be cute together; but Ginny must DIE in general (how I feel about Spuffy is how I feel about Ginny/Harry - I become homicidal I scream, I yell, I hit things, I force feed people with Brussel Sprouts - its just bad and wrong) BTVS Cordy/Angel - Secondary pairing to Spike/Xander Cordy/Doyle - Best as a secondary pairing, but great nonetheless Willow/Oz - Witchgal mit Wolfboy just rocks, man! Current Stories - All slash Devil at Heart Dumbledore has betrayed Harry many times, sending him to find comfort in the least likely of places. But when Harry discovers yet another betrayal, he is forced to rethink his allegiances and his very existence. But in so doing he is changing the face of the wizarding world forever. Can he find his place amongst the outcasts and the criminals? Can he save the day even whilst lost in the Dark? BZHPDM SSLM Living in Oblivion At the end of 6th year Harry is sent off to a remote location with 3 Death Eater spies in an attempt to free them from the power of the Dark Marks and thus save them from a vaguely gruesome death. But Harry has been here before and returning changes him on a level that even he cannot comprehend. He must move past his prejudices and accept these men into his life and he could just find that elusive something he has been serching for all of his life. HPDM SSLM Personality Lines What a Malfoy wants a Malfoy gets, but what if two Malfoy's want the same thing. The arrival of Harry and Remus in Malfoy Manor has unforetold, and interesting, effects upon the lives of the residents. As father and son come to a compromise and begin a very Slytherin seduction of one Harry James Potter. LMHPDM SSRL The Great Beyond After the destruction of Voldemort, Harry, Draco and Severus flee from the accusations and the Dementors Kiss with the help of Dumbledore. But how will the Gryffindor Golden Boy, Slytherin Ice Prince and the Great Greasy Git manage in a world where they don't exist, Voldemort died when Harry was a baby and somehow his parents survived? SSHPDM JPLE SBRL Well I will hopefully be uploading a chapter at least every week. I will also improve my summarys, as you can see I suck. If you want me to start uploading any of the other fics mail me personally and I'll see what I can do. But most of my fics will be uploaded onto my yahoo group first: |
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