my-life-in-emoticons
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Joined 06-02-06, id: 1058726

female . American . right-handed . non-smoker . writer . reader . laugher . dead (but working on it)


I escaped from a mental institution back in 1998.

It's O.K. I'm not really insane.

You see, my evil stepmother ran the place, and she hates my guts. So she locked me up.

But I picked the lock with a hairpin and jacked a motorboat to Texas, home of the preps who think they're cowboys.

It provides good entertainment.

Nice to meet you.