female . American . right-handed . non-smoker . writer . reader . laugher . dead (but working on it) I escaped from a mental institution back in 1998. It's O.K. I'm not really insane. You see, my evil stepmother ran the place, and she hates my guts. So she locked me up. But I picked the lock with a hairpin and jacked a motorboat to Texas, home of the preps who think they're cowboys. It provides good entertainment. Nice to meet you. |