![]() Author has written 6 stories for Okami, and Warriors. WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED THE GAME OKAMI, THIS WILL MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. JUST GO TO THE COPY AND PASTE SECTION IF YOU ARE UTTERLY CONFUSED. Spirits and Shadows, reader. Reader, seriously insane person. Now that introductions are out of the way... Age: LIKE IMMA GONNA TELL YOU, STALKER! Shiranui: That's rude, apologize. Fine. Sorry. Happy now, Shiranui? Shiranui: Marginally. Things I Like: Reading, drawing, going on Google Translate, reading fanfic, writing fanfic (in moderation), playing Okami, watching videos of Okamiden because I can't use a DS to save my life, watching videos period, listening to music (GO SOUNDTRACK!), bothering my brother (soooo fun except if he has his Nerf gun on him), staring into space wondering what to do next. Things I Do Not Like: Justin Beiber, bad grammar, bad punctuation, bad spelling, text talk in things that are obviously not texts AKA stories, fangirls (kind of; some of them *coughPinkdesi101cough* are bearable), Issun (sorry, Senom299), people who interrupt me while I'm reading. COPY AND PASTE TIME! (hell yeah) 93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book or video game and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If Edward Cullen were to read your mind and commit suicide immediately afterwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you walk into several inanimate objects and then blame them for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Naruto6969, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000. XxPieInYaFacexX, Ninjakitty the Basement Cat, mossdawn, BoudicaFlamespirit, Spirits and Shadows IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Come Sail Away by Styx Waking Up: Bring Me to Life by Evanescence (well, that fits) First Day At School: Holiday by Green Day Falling In Love: Imaginary by Evanescence Fight Song: Separate Ways by Journey Breaking Up: Every Time We Touch by Cascada Prom night: Centerfold by J. Geils Life: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day Mental Breakdown: Gravity of Love by Enigma Driving: Kings and Queens by 30 Seconds to Mars Flashback: Boats and Birds by Gregory and the Hawk Getting back together: Here I Am by Brian Adams, Gretchen Peters, and Hans Zimmer Wedding: Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics Birth of Child: Hedwig's Theme by John Williams Final Battle: Quiet Like The Snow by The Devil Wears Prada Funeral Song: Aisling's Song by Bruno Coulais Final Credits: Walking In Memphis by Mark Cohn Well, that was one random selection. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." If you are a girl and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm glad about that) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was lesbian. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3,Spottedstarshell,Wolfgrowl, BoudicaFlamespirit, Spirits and Shadows FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass. FRIENDS: Will go with you to a concert. BEST FRIENDS: Will be helping you kidnap the band. FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you. FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test. BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming. BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you. FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it. BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours. FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted. BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!" FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!! Real life questions that have been asked in court: ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?! And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Stupid Lables: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (No way. That's impossible.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Call in the local law enforcement) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (No freaking duh.) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Yay, I can eat it frozen? ALL MY DWEAMS HAVE COME TWUE!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Geez, coulda told me earlier. What a waste of money.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (What do you mean? I stick it in the oven and it gets hot?! No way!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (AAAIIIIGGGHHH!! ICE PACK! QUICKLY, BEFORE I DIE!!!!!!) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (You hear that? Keep those toddlers with colds away from the heavy machinery...) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Whaaa-) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Was something lost in translation there, or is it just me?) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (O.O) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Not chocolate? WHAT?!?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Wow, what else would ya do?) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (DX Noes) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD! If you agree with me when I say randomness is good for your health, copy and paste this onto your profile...SALAD!!! If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, Bluefirelily, Steel Scale, AnimeMixDJ,Blackmoon OniOokami, AcroPrincess, Icefox425, Pinkdesi101, Spirits and Shadows Okay. Now for the ten characters list! 1. Amaterasu 2. Himiko (yeah, seriously) 3. Otohime 4. Princess Fuse 5. Orochi (literally means dragon) 6. Ninetails 7. Sakuya 8. Waka 9. Yami Shiranui: Hello? Are you forgetting someone? No, let me finish. 10. Shiranui Shiranui: YAY!! *face/palm* You are so easily satisfied. 1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? Princess Fuse invites Otohime and Waka to dinner at her house. Waka has a vision that he will curdle the milk and rot the turkey, so he leaves and Otohime and Princess Fuse discuss rulerly things. 2. You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Ammy. Ninetails would kill me in my sleep. 3. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction? Himiko and Sakuya die of embarrassment while Shiranui cackles maniacally. Shiranui: Hey! You would, don't deny it. 4. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Otohime is in love with her husbands murderer, Ninetails. Waka secretly likes the Dragonian Queen, so he kills Ninetails and takes her place. Otohime: You psycho author. Ninetails: I agree. 5. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7? Fuse has jumped me in an alleyway for reasons best known to her. Shiranui, Himiko, and Sakuya walk up in time for Shiranui to save my ass. Shiranui: I am awesome. Don't let it go to your head, it's only because of how you beat that owl. Shiranui: -.- 6. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening? Ammy: I can't cook to save my life. 7. 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do? Yami puts Orochi out of his misery. Orochi: NYUUUUU!!! Yami: Be silent. 8. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9 . Who do they chose? Otohime: Umm... Yami: I'm out. *rolls away* Fuse: I'm not lesbian, so... *flees to the Gale Shrine* Otohime: ... Waka: Yes. *victory smile* Otohime: Save me. 9. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Orochi: I'm not paying. Sakuya: WHAT?! Himiko: I'M FREE! 10. You get to meet either 1 or 6, who do you choose? Ammy. As I said before, Ninetails would murder me. 11. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Shiranui: Why not? Fuse: Good enough for me. Let's race. 12. Everyone gangs up on 3. Do they have a chance in heck? No, Otohime is awesome. 13. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding, except 8. How do they react? Waka: Thank god. Himiko and Shiranui: What?! 14. Why is 6 afraid of 7? I have no idea. Ninetails: Trees... *twitch twitch* Sakuya: ... 15. 10 gathers around everyone to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Shiranui: ...and then Oki was, like, "No, save me!" So I was, like- Oh my gosh, the author's here. I noticed. 16. 3, 8, 6, and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What do they get for 8? Otohime: Here's a Shell Amulet. Ninetails: Here's a tiger head. Fuse: Here's, um... a pink bandana. Waka: Gee, thanks. 17. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? Little brother: DIE!!!! *shoots wildly with Wii zapper* Everyone else: O.O' 18. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? Himiko: Little brother? Little Brother: Yeah? Himiko: Shoot Yami. Little Brother: DIIIIEEEEEE!!!1! Yami: *checks himself over* I'M ALIVE!! Himiko: ... Damn it. 19. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger, and only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1, or themselves? Ninetails: SEEE YAAAAAAA!!! Ammy: ... do I have a full Astral Pouch? 20. 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? Shiranui: HEY I'M HER- wait a minute... 8O What kind of stupid trick was that supposed to be? *leaves* Orochi: WHHAAAAAT?!? 21. 3 starts a day camp. What happens? Otohime: ...and this is the hot spring. Everyone else: YES. *goes for swim* Otohime: ... 22. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the hokey pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Waka: What the hell? Ninetails: *is cuffed* I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS! Sakuya: YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS. Ninetails: ARRGGGGHHHHH! *dies from over-exertion* Fuse: ... Waka: *faints* It could also go this way! Waka: What the hell? Ninetails, Sakuya, and Fuse: *freeze in awkward positions* Waka: ... Others: ... *faints* Waka: ... *leaves* 23. 1 starts to write a fanfic where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? Ammy: *type type type* Hmm, then Yami and Shiranui go- O.O Were you here the whole time? Himiko: Yeah, my crystal ball lets me be invisible, didn't you know? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ammy: ... I'm screwed. 24. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Sakuya: I should have made a cherry pie, but what do you think? Shiranui: NOM. 25. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they didn't bring any food. What do they do? Otohime: ... Waka: Wait here, mon amour. *vanishes in sparkles and returns in sparkly triumph with Sakuya's cherry pie* Sakuya: HEY! 26. While they are camping, they run into Ninetails. What do they do? Otohime: HUSBAND-MURDERER! Waka: I'll save you, mon amour! *kills Ninetails* Otohime: My hero! Real Otohime: ... Real Waka: ... Wow. Ninetails died. Real Otohime: ... You psycho author. Real Ninetails: Yeah, I'm not even hurt when he ever tries to kill me. Boo-hoo, too bad. 27. What would happen if ten and eight started going out? Um, Shiranui and Waka is actually a logical pairing in my crazed mind, but Ammy would feel horrible about it, so I'd stop them. Shiranui: Fuck you. Thank you. Shiranui: ... And now for another list! List ten of your favorite Maximum Ride characters in any order: 1. Max 2. Ella 3. Mrs. Martinez 4. Angel 5. Nudge 6. Iggy 7. Fang 8. Gazzy 9. Ari 10. Jeb 1. Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happen? Gazzy walks into Jeb's room while he was changing and died of horror. 2. Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple. Mrs. Martinez and Angel are fighting, but then Iggy comes in and brings them together as a couple. Max: Omigawd... Iggy, you're sick. Iggy: I know. 3. Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling, "I love One!" Nudge and Ari are talking when Fang runs in between yelling, "I love Max!" which sadly, though he would never do it in the books, I can see him doing. Then he would realize that Ari was there and murder him while Nudge stared at him, thinking that he had lost his mind. Nudge: *stare* Fang: I LOVE MAX! *runs around some more* 4. Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when Seven comes flying through, screaming, "Super Seven!" Jeb and Ella are in the middle of a battle when Fang flies through, screaming, "Super Fang!" and encouraging both in believing that he had gone off his rocker. Ella: ... WTF? Jeb: ... I think something went wrong... Fang: Super me!! *runs around his rubber room* 5. Ten kills Four. What are Four's last words? Jeb has killed Angel for reasons quite obscure. Angel's last words? Angel: Fuck... you... *dies* And for some reason, that's all. Next list! WARRIOR CATS! 1. Spottedleaf 2. Bluestar 3. Firestar 4. Squirrelflight 5. Leafpool 6. Feathertail 7. Brook 8. Tigerstar 9. Hawkfrost 10. Scourge! ... And I lost the questions for that. Huh. Anyway, that's it! Flee for your life while you still can! |
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