TheDarknessRises11
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Joined 09-02-14, id: 6072576, Profile Updated: 07-21-19

Hello! This account was mostly made for reading and commenting on fanfics, but I might get into writing my own crappy ones eventually.

First name - Nunya.

Last name - Biz

Age - man, creepy much?

Favorite books - percy Jackson, inheritance cycle

Favorite quote - those who live by the sword, get shot by those who dont

I am one of the many ( there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or the I Am Obsessed With Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot, comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...:

For those of you who insult writers who want reviews, whether good or bad.

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's the point of even continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head - when they put out a chapter / story with all their heart and soul within, and they sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

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Dearest Son by Ifgrasswereblue reviews
Harry Potter was many things. Saviour of the Wizarding World, Master of Death, Dimension Traveller. Accidental protégé of All for One and (also somewhat accidental) Villain. But to Izuku, he was simply sweet, doting Papa who would give up the world for him if he asked. MoD!Harry and Magic!Izuku. *Romance isn’t the main point! Pairing is just a heads up in case you’re uncomfortable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/28 - [Izuku M., Hitoshi S.] Harry P.
Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by MothBallz reviews
"School that teaches kids how to fight and kill? Check. People with crazy powers? Check. Shady group of villains with some unknown goal? That's a check. Maybe this place isn't so different after all, eh Kurama?" Our favorite blonde Uzumaki comes to Remnant as a storm brews just beyond the horizon.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 303,063 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 5,588 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Naruto U., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
A Brother by The Right Stop reviews
Many have heard the story of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, but barely any have heard the story of his brother Naruto Ōtsutsuki, the Elemental Sage. God-like Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 478,851 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Hamura Ō. - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 4319 - Favs: 9,400 - Follows: 10,181 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Wizard Beyond The Walls by budchick reviews
Having magic is a huge hack. Being from the 20th century is a bigger one. Harry Potter gets dropped into Attack on Titans, and decides what this world needs is not a quick way to kill Titans, but a push into the Industrial Revolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Harry P., Erwin S., Levi A., Petra R.
Ascension by TheLawfulWaffle reviews
Shiba Tatsuya had the powers of a god. When the operation to give him the powers of a magician is deemed a complete success, he ascends to become something even greater. But what could possibly be more powerful than a god?
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,457 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Chaotic Hunter by SmartzyFan reviews
Percy Jackson is said to have died closing the Doors of Death. Everyone is devastated. After 20 years, the original creator of the universe, who also turned out to be a faceless psycho, wanted to wipe out everything on Earth in order to rebuild it from scratch. Of course, someone has to stop that. But how do you even stop someone faceless? Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 182,057 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Devils, Angels, Dragons, and Naruto? by MothBallz reviews
Having fulfilled his role as the Child of Prophecy in bringing true peace to the Elemental Nations, Naruto leaves in search of a new adventure. "What am I? Nothing but a wandering Sage." Harem. Godlike Naruto. Revamped version of my previous DxD Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,145 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Naruto U., Rias G., Ophis, Gabriel
Dance with the Devil by MothBallz reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki. Here you sit cold and alone, cast out by your own people. To them you are no better than the dirt they step on. Yet you refuse to lay down and die. How...interesting. I would like to give you a gift, my mark." When Naruto receives a gift the world has not seen for millenia how will this affect the future? True Assassin Naruto. Powerful Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,916 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Naruto U., the Outsider
The Man Who Made a Choice by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy and Zoe have been together for two years and life seemed great, Calypso is Zoe's sister. Calypso came to Roman Empire and befriended Percy easily, that's when things got complicated. Sequel to the boy who grew up. It sucks but whatever. ON HOLD!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Finding Paradise by DeathGuardian24 reviews
After the the war of the giants, Percy is betrayed, abandoned, and became unwanted. While wandering on the streets a man has given him powers far more than the gods. Watch as he use this power to find his home, his paradise. Not an ordinary chaos story.Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,644 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Dark Heir by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Lily fell victim to the charms of Tom Riddle, she ends up pregnant and a paternity test confirms her worst fears. News gets back to the Dark Lord and when she hides, he hunts down the Potter's to take whats rightfully his. Things don't go to plan thanks to the meddling headmaster. Banished, Voldemort swears he will return to get his son soon the world will me the Dark Prince!ONHOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,757 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Athlon, Chaos' Commander of the Universe by Lmb111514 reviews
Wars over and Percy's life is great. That all changes when Jacob comes and is set on ruining Percy's life. Soon, he wins, making Percy leave. Percy's soon found by Chaos and joins him as his commander. PERCABETH! full sum. inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,803 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete