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Harry Potter and the Critical Game by Montenya of the Fairies reviews
A different kind of Gamer fic. Harry Potter is sent back in time against his will and forced to redo his life for the sake of humanity. The last chapter will always be current stats.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,150 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 14h - Published: 7/28/2017 - Harry P.
Toaru Majutsu no Taylor-chan: A Certain Mythic Archmage by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
NOT an Index Crossover! Taylor triggers as a phenomenally cosmic powered not-linear-but-quadratic reality-warping Eidolon Package, intent on being a hero. Really, a hero. No, not an arsonist, a hero! Look, that city block had no business being there! I'll have it back up by tomorrow, okay?-! (Pathfinder Crossover-ish?)
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,586 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Skitter, Myrddin
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Fair Lady by kideaxl reviews
A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 83,658 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Death]
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,247 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7082 - Favs: 14,192 - Follows: 16,229 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,487 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 6/1/2017
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 511 - Published: 7/17
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/6/2013
A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action Please by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How to reconcile all the DCAU shows, the Animated Teen Titans, and put Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd and Cassandra Cain into the DCAU. Enjoy!
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,052 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 11/26/2018
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 12/16/2017
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Adaptation by ShayneT reviews
Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 219,465 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,284 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 8/13/2015
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 4,184 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,287 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,234 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4987 - Favs: 13,032 - Follows: 13,051 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,787 - Follows: 15,327 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,208 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
Harry and Hermione Starring in: The Digital Revolution by Forthwith16 reviews
Being petrified and having one's absurdly lucky best friend kill a big snake really gets a girl thinking. Where could they go from there? A midnight conversation leads to a promise to do better, regardless of breaking one, two, or a dozen laws along the way. With a definitely safe wand, allies expecting her to be the next dark lady, and a free summer, what is a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,206 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,724 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 339,511 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Love Note by Derekloffin reviews
Kasumi runs across a rather particular notebook, death note fusion.
Crossover - Ranma & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,050 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kasumi, L
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 10,870 - Follows: 11,027 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 13,040 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,672 - Follows: 11,408 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,906 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 8,459 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 411 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,449 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
Deja Vu All Over Again by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,197 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ranma
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Hannah, Ron and Blaise. *Re-edit in progress*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,861 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,305 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 6,225 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Cloud Knight Ranma by weebee reviews
It was a very small wish, to have a way to put my skills and abilities to use, to have something to fight for. What I got were friends... a family that I would give anything to protect. What happened... I don't think I can ever forget.
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,717 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 8/28/2013
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 7,105 - Follows: 8,698 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,432 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
A Ninja's Parents by Racke reviews
They didn't talk about her sister, usually. And they never talked about where her parents had been born. But her family had always had a thing for swords. WARNING: Character death.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Team Seven - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 325 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Origin of House Elves by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Or, "Why indeed would an entire species of sapient creatures seem perfectly content to live in nothing short of outright slavery?" Half fan quibbling, half genuinely thoughtful consideration of the potential causes and factors which might have led house elves and wizards into their respective roles and places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Dobby - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 545 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,439 - Follows: 5,965 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,259 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 652 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 1,244 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 3,575 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 7,144 - Follows: 7,805 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Nice Sprites for Scary Monsters by Marik Kurakashi reviews
It all started with a desire to prank, but when Akane and Ranma take a look into the past of Nabiki, they find way more than they bargained for. Slight divergence from canon, slipping into the cracks of the story.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Akane, Nabiki, Ranma - Complete
Time Mixup: Time Snarl by Lucillia reviews
Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to teach a mentally twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto how to be a Kage in order to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted older Naruto, his prankster proteges Sasuke and Neji, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 11,301 - Follows: 8,270 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,185 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Quiet Magics by GundamAce reviews
Poor Ranma just can't help himself when it comes to being the hero. Now he's stepping in to help out a magical girl in distress. What could possibly go wrong? Ranma/SM
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,424 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ranma
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15066 - Favs: 22,143 - Follows: 19,443 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,355 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
BTVS: The Builders by bearblue reviews
To honor Jesse, based on a long ago gaming conversation about who wields the real power in a game universe, Xander, Willow and Dawn wear "Builder," costumes. (YAHF)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Xander H., Dawn S., Willow R. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 1,226 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35030 - Favs: 24,941 - Follows: 18,621 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
Welcome to Hufflepuff! by The Sinister Man reviews
It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Vintage Season by Worldmaker reviews
After everyone dies in the final battle against the First Evil and its aftermath, Dawn Summers makes a deal with D'Hoffryn, granting her wish for a new chance at putting things right, and perhaps saving the lives of her family and friends in the process. Rated M for language use and later scenes of a sexual nature.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,933 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014
This Bag of Stones by opaque-fantasy reviews
When he was young, Harry was given a bag of stones and told they were 'magical'. To anyone else, it was plain rubbish. To Harry however, it was hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,882 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 4,408 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hero System SI DLC by Godogma reviews
"JOHN!" Being tossed by your friends into a crazy computer game to dance for their amusement can be ... stressful, but it can also be loads of fun. Watch the author as he bounces between universes following the rules of a game he didn't even get to pick.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 299 - Published: 11/13/2014
Charles Brown - SI at Large by Godogma reviews
Charles Brown was just a regular guy at a dead end job until he opened the box from Ebay. After which his life became an adventure. Join us for the story of the aspiring murder-hobo and his friends as they jaunt from universe to universe making money and causing chaos by exploiting reality. Current crosses AD&D, Harry Potter, BtVS and random movies and other RPG games.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
After Dark by Tigerman reviews
As Voldemort cast his last Killing Curse, something goes dramatically wrong. Now, the world is filled with Shades and Nightmare with the continuous full moon as their witness. Harry grow up with the self-appointed task to make the world right again, despite being outnumbered by Voldemort's remains, stacked bad luck and human nature at its worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,306 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 1,190 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Jealous Wish by Lucillia reviews
A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Bardock
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Exit, Pursued By a Bear by Lord Raa reviews
AU story where some people may decide that the only thing worse than a wild horse is a wild bear.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 12/24/2011
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,514 - Follows: 10,126 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 9,267 - Follows: 9,995 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Last Chance by Tazaki4 reviews
Harry Potter returns to year four after the fight with Voldemort takes everything he ever cared about away. What will he do with his last chance to make a better future, one with his friends still alive? Humor is also a genre. BloodLan warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,822 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Luna L., Harry P.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Make Yourself A Legend by Wild Card-You and What Army reviews
Is his defining character trait really cowardice? Is roaring, violent courage really what every hero needs? Meet Shinji Ikari, a young boy whose defining character is his intelligence, his perception. Let him prove that a rational mind is stronger than fear... Epilogue: Shinji Made Himself a Legend
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 302 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Unlimited Potential by Eternal Payne reviews
Naruto stole the forbidden scroll of seals and learnt an exact copying jutsu... and that's it? With a greater grasp of the shadow clone jutsu from the beginning, the scroll of seals and his academy textbook (which he's actually going to read) Naruto's going to learn that awesome jutsu aren't everything. After all, the scroll was forbidden for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Keitaro's Traveling Inn by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kietaro gets a monkey's paw and makes several thoughtless wishes...
Crossover - X-overs & Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 231 - Published: 3/14/2014
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 451 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,175 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Replay by Makokam reviews
What do you do when you get a second chance, but you don't even know you had a first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 287 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
New Lamps for Old – Death is but a Doorway by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #1 of 4 that have major characters' personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is an old Naruto switched out with a post wedding Ranma in a Sailor Moon crossover verse.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 3,111 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Spiritual Mage Ranma by weebee reviews
Genma and Soun are known for their many failures, but one was MUCH more spectacular than others, and it's about to fall into Ranma's lap. Typical, really. chars indicated are not a pairing.
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,183 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ranma, Yuuno S. - Complete
Chaos Theory : ReKeyed by PitViper reviews
This is a BtVS, NGE, SG1, SW, ST, LotR, Halo crossover. Based on the Halloween costume episode. Very AU. The Key's spell goes both forwards and backwards in time… what happens when it interacts with Ethan's Halloween?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Power by kb0 reviews
In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Free by Makokam reviews
Six years after Times Square, Mindy is released, free and clear, and is ready to start over. It's a lot harder than she expected. -Based solely on the comics-
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Correspondence Uninterrupted by Rawr1983 reviews
A minor change can lead to much greater ones. Harry is able to respond to his Hogwarts letter, leading him along a very different path. Starts with Year One. Now in Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,989 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P.
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 723 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
The Misfits by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,270,579 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Stephanie B., Bruce W./Batman
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Awakenings by Archimedes09 reviews
What if Naruto’s eyes were opened at a younger age by someone he believed was a friend? What if that “friend” gave him a forbidden technique that he was hoping the boy would kill himself with? What if the technique gave him new hope?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,203 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 5,323 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,203 - Follows: 2,604 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
Wibbly Wobbly by ficlicious reviews
YAHF. Xander wears pinstripes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,061 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Xander H., 10th Doctor
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,120 - Follows: 4,247 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 8,373 - Follows: 4,192 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16328 - Favs: 10,773 - Follows: 9,390 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loony to the rescue by brigrove reviews
Harry Potter is dead and Hermione knows that only a slightly crazy Ravenclaw can save him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Luna L., Harry P.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Cardcaptor Harry by LunaStorm reviews
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Tōya K. - Complete
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Apollo 18: The Nixon Files by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cave Johnson
touch the sky with two arms by ilysia reviews
Susan has never had the greatest respect for linear time. Now, slipping through it like water through a sieve, she wonders if it hasn't just stuck around because no one's bothered to point out how ridiculous it actually is.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 959 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ronald Weasley, Ace Attorney by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
I can't give up by maverick9871 reviews
Everyone knows about Naruto ability to never give up, no matter what the challenge he faces...ever wonder why...here is the reason why Naruto is unable to give up, why he never goes back on his word, his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Different Techniques by anothvortex reviews
This is a listing of various one shot ideas and crossovers. The rating is simply for safety in the future of an uncertain world. Now, let's see the bloodstained path to a new world!
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,141 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 842 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,807 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Homecoming by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Shinji I.
Adventurers and Adversaries: Hellmouth Edition by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Xander H., Willow R.
Castling by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is not mine. I am not writing this for profit. Please enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,598 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Shinji I.
Dealing with Disappointment by scriviner reviews
Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Narcissism by lunakatrina reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
The World is Not Enough by Earl Lonsdale reviews
Complete. Oneshot. The whispers are getting louder. 'Seize it! Seize it' The Master of Death finally accepts his destiny. Not for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Knight of Faith by Idhren reviews
YAHF. Alfred would be proud.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Xander H., Bruce W./Batman
Existence by Denim88 reviews
He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,751 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 14,143 - Follows: 15,591 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Moksha by Portus reviews
Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Different Kind of Immortality by Legendary Legacy reviews
Not all forms of Immortality are created equal. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he's ended up with one of the more...frustrating kinds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Keitaro U.
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 209 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Latchkey's Passage by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Dawn makes a different wish to Halfrek. Left to figure out how to control her powers as the Key before she destroyed herself or the multiverse, Dawn sets out on a journey of self discovery, picking up unexpected strays along the way.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Dawn S., Jason T./Red Hood
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Time Turned Back:Prisoner of Azkaban Continued by Maestro Hazard reviews
Sequel to Time Turned Back by Knightblazer85. Read his first to understand mine. With Wormtail in jail, Harry feels himself free and enjoys his second chance. Fate, however, has other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 186 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 9,166 - Follows: 9,146 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 427 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
This is Your Reward by dunuelos reviews
Follow up to my one-shot The Boy Who Died Alone, the ultimate "rewards" are handed out as each person passes away. This will include at least the trio, Dumbledore, Fudge, Luna, Sirius and Remus. What will each receive? CharDeath
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Reunion by Lucillia reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4453 - Favs: 11,618 - Follows: 5,885 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 339 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,601 - Follows: 9,834 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15590 - Favs: 9,667 - Follows: 7,360 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
Blind Faith: Slytherin's Heir by xyvortex reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,350 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P.
Eye Envy by anothvortex reviews
One-Shot. Naruto, frustrated with the constant evolutions of the Sharingan, finally asks Hinata about the Byakugan's power up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,902 - Follows: 5,014 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Doctor What: New Timelines by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sequel to 'Doctor What' Ginny and ‘the Doctor,’ aka Harry, are now wanderers in the fourth dimension, intertemporal tourists, occasional heroes, trouble-magnets and sources of weirdness in the lives of everyone they encounter…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Blonde Hyuuga by Dalxein reviews
After Naruto befriends Hinata at a young age, they soon find themselves to be the best of friends. Ten years later, and something other than friendship brings them closer still... NaruHina, Title makes sense later on. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,028 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
First Do Know Harm by dogbertcarroll reviews
Everyone wears masks. Xander finds out that Harmony isn't at all what she seems when he saves her life one night and gets a peek behind it. Of course her death via vampire upon graduation really complicates matters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Xander H.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,823 - Follows: 6,619 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Smart Way by Chris Hill reviews
Started as a challenge on the Worst muggles to raise Harry, this follows what would have happened had Maxwell Smart gotten a hold of the little tyke. Follows the TV series with a slight modernizing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,970 - Follows: 8,829 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
A realistic SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
I wrote an SI, a huge thing with multiple chapters and stories. This isn't that. This is my second attempt at writing something that shows what I would actually do if stuck in the Marvelverse with superpowers.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Holding Up A Mirror To Your Soul by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Hermione finds she isn’t who she always thought she was, and searches for the truth. At the same time she and Harry are experiencing strange 'incidents.' Sixty years might have passed, but Grindelwald's actions are still affecting the world... WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,295 - Follows: 1,993 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Nemesis by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P.
Green Dawn by Bouncing Soul reviews
AU after Ministry of Magic battle, picks up with year 7. Harry returns to Earth after training with the Corps, only to find Voldemort has England in his clutches. In their darkest hour, the Lantern shines.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P.
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Transfusion by Lord Raa reviews
Hot Blood: Helping people overcome the impossible since forever! On hiatus.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gendo I.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Harry's New Pets by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,061 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6154 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Alien Nation by Starway Man reviews
A chance encounter goes wrong during the 1970’s, and it all ends up in a very different future. Eventually YAHF as well, Angel season 2 style. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,342 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Special Day by muishiki reviews
Third Impact had the power to change the world. Sometimes, nice guys can come out on top if they are willing to use a bit of that power to get what you really want. Spamfic. Shiji-Rei
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Might Have Been by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
What do you do when your memories aren’t your own? When everything you think you knew about yourself is a lie? A Harry Potter DC Comics Crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,802 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Jedi Wizard: Episode II: Attack of the Clones by knightblazer85 reviews
War is at the Republic’s doorstep. And Harry Potter, newly initiated Jedi Knight is in the middle of it trying to protect a Senator, find the Sith plot and stay alive at the same time?. AU HP SW xover. COMPLETE
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,654 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 338 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Life Goes On: Rei's First Christmas by funvince reviews
Set several months after the events depicted in Life Goes On. Shinji and Rei enjoy their first Christmas together as a couple with their friends in this sidestory.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Wild Stallions by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Gemini Water didn't have the effect Happosai expected when he doused Ranma with it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Puffin' like there's no tomorrow! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Original Scoobs have gained in power and wisdom over time, well power anyway, but they seem to have lost some of their sanity along the way. HPBuffy Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 310 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 665 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Just A Wrong Turn by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
All libraries are one. Which is how Harry Potter finds himself lost in the library aboard the TARDIS... Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Discworld crossover. Complete. One-shot.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Squirrelly Business by Lord Yellowtail reviews
2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9294 - Favs: 7,360 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,932 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meteor Twins by TheBonnie reviews
Postyr5: Harry's going about his business and something flies into his room and informs him that he, Kar-EL, and his long lost brother Kal-EL, are aliens from Krypton. Of Course. Two-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P.
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
A Friend in Deed by Swordchucks reviews
A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rei:incarnated by dogbertcarroll reviews
What happens to the standard canon plotline when the main characters are reincarnated souls from another anime?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Shinji I.
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 533 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
Pop Goes the Weasel by lunakatrina reviews
This is the sequel to Crowbar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P.
A Friend Indeed by kb0 reviews
During Harry's fourth year, what if Ginny had asked Harry how he was feeling when her brother turned his back on Harry? What if she had tried to befriend him then? How would that have affected Harry and his other friends? To cover Harry's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,821 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 791 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
FIGHT ME! by Seth O. Blade reviews
Akane tries to challenge Ranma, Ranma is out to just humiliate her. Akanebashing. Oneshot. Not for Akane lovers.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Project Chaos by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti ship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Captive Heart by Odin's Scribe reviews
Naruto is captured during the war between the leaf and the sound and is left to rot in a prison cell. Even his captors have forgotten about him. However, one person hasn't forgotten, even if she refuses to say why. A NarutoTayuya oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Fuyuoka by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Keitaro Urashima was always different, but we never knew how much... LHSupermanSmallville fusion IN PROGRESS
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
Ouroboros by Lettered reviews
Lots of people think the epilogue is fluff. I think it's CREEPY. This fic is the reason why. Contains spoilers, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Knights Of The Hellmouth: Enemy Unknown by Davros reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the worse as he makes his way back to Sunnydale and he finds himself caught up in a new war, one that may well be even more dangerous than the one he's already involved in. Sequel to Knights of the Hellmouth and an XCO
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,325 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Communication Problems by Sockless Moose reviews
Someone puts a spell on Harry! And now he can only say two lines, 1 Someone needs a hug! and 2 That’s my job! Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P.
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Animagus by Sockless Moose reviews
Harry’s Animagus form is... not what would be expected of the BoyWhoLived. However, appearances can be deceiving... set after OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Loss, Hope & Redemption by Gaming Ikari reviews
Loss, Hope, & Redemption is the story of Ranma's principles, and his inability to deviate from them even at great personal cost. Written in the first person, from Ranma's point of view. Rated T for darker themes. Now finished!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,411 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Ranma - Complete
Blind Leap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ranma learns to jump from world to world... kinda. Fragmented. Multicross.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Ranma
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Hundred Percent Woman by Mark Doherty reviews
AU. In her quest for vengeance, Ukyou acted as a boy for 10 years, and even attended a boys only school. What if she'd gone to a different boys middle school, one with two boys who fought over bread? First two chapters originally written in 1997.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Ukyo, Ranma
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Betrothed by udderpd reviews
Harry has delusions about having a quiet seventeenth birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wedded Bliss? by Typhonis reviews
Sailor MoonRanma 12 crossover.Nodoka made a deal with her old friend and the time to unite there families has come.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,611 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Maestro Hazard reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
An Overlooked World by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] When Ranma lets his mask of stupidity slip, Nabiki attacks Cologne. Even with his intelligence, Ranma can not fix things. Can he break them in a new and better way? I don't think I've seen a story quite like mine. Not angst, somewhat hap
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Walking a New Path Part One: A New Life by padawan lynne reviews
Accused of a crime he didn't commit, Harry Potter is thrown in Azkaban prison. Betrayed by the Light, Harry nonetheless fulfills his destiny and then is taken to a new world, where he begins a new life, as a Jedi in the Galactic Republic. Here he learns
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Married With Princess by Hawk reviews
Prince Su Keitaro? What's this? Hinata Sou is an embassy because of the Princess living there? Making it foreign soil? Soil in which a certain law states that living under the same roof with a woman for a year means that you're married? Poor Keitaro!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Cherry Blossom by Mikazukino Hikari reviews
Yes, another HpCCS crossover. Or is it? What if Sakura and Harry met but things didn't change all that much? (Better explination inside)
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,007 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004
Fusion of Destinies by Grey-X reviews
Harry Potter/Metroid crossover. During Harry's fifth year, a Muggle woman with amnesia and bizarre powers seeks him out, believing he's a link to her past. However, soon the two end up facing a biological menace capable of destroying all life on Earth, and the galaxy. RE-EDITING COMPLETED ON 12/20/2012.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 194,503 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Samus A., SA-X - Complete
Return of the Age of Heroes by John Tannius reviews
Things were bad enough with failed wedding, then Ranma saw someone he thought he'd lost forever. Ranma/Project A-ko/DC x-over :P
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,942 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/11/2003
Dragon's Destiny by John Tannius reviews
Ranma arrives at the Tendo Dojo but there's something different about the pigtailed martial artist. Why does he have red hair and green eyes? Is he cursed or not?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,036 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Ranma, Nabiki
Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater by The-Caitiff reviews
Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 1,198 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Small Dimensional Crisis by Neverwhere Chaos Mode reviews
Ingedients: Time Travel. Alternate Dimensions. Seven is a magically powerful mumber. Rampant Cliches. Shaken, not stirred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P.
Broken Soul by MaxFic reviews
Naruto's spirit has broken. He hopes that he can be healed it he tries it all over again, but will he just end up broken once more. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Betrayal of the Light by Hannibal ad Portas reviews
AU postOotP. Harry gets a visit from Sirius, and realizes that if he wants to win the war, he must forge his own destiny. Of course, it's never that simple, is it? Betrayed, he must seek out new allies, and form an army of his own. Major HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,305 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Exact Change by Ozzallos reviews
Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,043 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
Bladed Honor by Neverwhere Chaos Mode reviews
Happosai's challenge
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004
Harry Potter and the Magic Book! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
[one shot] Harry finds an ancient magic book of unspeakble power!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Hannibal ad Portas reviews
AU: Sirius breaks out of Azkaban eight years early, and rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Eleven years later, Ginny is accidentally kidnapped....by Harry? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Draconus Book One: The Sorceror's Stone by fullsailnate reviews
An Alternate Universe of Harry's first year at Hogwarts. At the beginning of his life, an attempted murder changed Harry dramatically. How will he deal with it? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,505 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Secret Diary of Fleur Delacour, aged 16 34 by fledge reviews
Aged sixteen and three-quarters", but the computer doesn' print it.) The events of GoF as seen through the eyes of the Beauxbatons champion, going to be more and more AU towards the end. NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Shinji Almighty by Gregg Landsman reviews
Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/17/2002