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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber-sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I TRY TO SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I LIKE THE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I like fire so I MUST be a crazy arsonist. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I’m SCOTTISH so I must WEAR KILTS, EAT HAGGIS, and PLAY THE BAGPIPES

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Dating by crazygal27 reviews
Emily baby-sits Jack, while Hotch goes out on dates set up by Dave. She's there to talk to every night he comes back from every one of the awful dates. Why is Dave setting him up with women, he knows he won't like? Finally completed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,211 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 5/7/2011 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss] D. Rossi, Jack H. - Complete
When Nothing Goes as Planned by MoneButterfly reviews
Emily always had her entire life planned out, but having a drunken one-night stand with her boss and getting pregnant with his baby was never a part of it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,840 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/16/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Things Not Seen by luv2write0205 reviews
The team is traveling to Baltimore, Maryland to solve a case that involves children being abducted from local malls. When they are partnered up with agents from the FBI of Wisconsin, Emily's partner seems like a chatty, sweet agent. But things aren't what they seem and Emily soon will realize the horrifying truth about her new partner's motivations... Gradual Hotly pairing as well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
In This Life by luv2write0205 reviews
How would Hotch and Emily's relationship have it's start? Two single attractive people with hope that they won't be alone for the rest of their lives. Anything could happen when the team has a hand in it. May eventually be rated M according to FF guidelines. H/P centric with full team appearence in later chapters...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Songs In The Shower by luv2write0205 reviews
Hotch hears Emily singing in the BAU showers and makes a thoughtful conclusion about it…
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Bathing Sidekicks by luv2write0205 reviews
After a long day, Emily decides to take a long relaxing bath with some soothing music to complete her idea of her type of Friday night, but she won't be alone for long…
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Antagonism Breakdown by luv2write0205 reviews
A brutal case in Chicago, Illinois involving dead little girls from a ballet studio affects the team, especially Spenser Reid. Grasping for comfort in his own obscurity, Reid pays a visit to the father of one of the victims, who needs time to heal his own inner darkness, but turns his bitterness towards those who try to patch up the voids in his heart… slight sequel to "Miami Heat"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
A Priceless Treasure by luv2write0205 reviews
JJ realizes that sometimes tough mornings can lead to a good outcome, if you have Aaron Hotchner by your side…
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Miami Heat by luv2write0205 reviews
The BAU team is called to Miami to solve a case with CSI and Missing Persons. Hotch begins to fall for a member of Missing Persons. A jealous Emily will do anything to be noticed by Hotch...Crossover with CSI Miami and Without a Trace...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Psycho Returns by luv2write0205 reviews
Sequal to Psycho of Quantico... Hotch and Emily think that Beth is out of their lives for good. Little do they know that the psycho is back.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Psycho of Quantico by luv2write0205 reviews
Hotch tries to break things off with Beth easily, but she doesn't take it well. Now, her inner psycho has emerged and she is after Hotch and his new girlfriend…. Written for the Twitter Smut Off Challenge #3
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Special Connection by luv2write0205 reviews
Hotch and Emily had always had that special, more than friends connection. Neither ever wanted to admit it but their worlds would fall down without each other. Multi-chapter centered on gradual H/P pairing but will include other pairings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Mixed Emotions by luv2write0205 reviews
Emily is having reaccuring dreams of Hotch which involve them lovemaking. She does something unexpected one night, but what happens when the two are caught in action by Rossi?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The New Year's Kiss by luv2write0205 reviews
The FBI is stationed in New York City for New Year's to secure the area. When the crystal ball drops, Hotch and Emily keep tradition and kiss in front of the cameras. Will it lead to more?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Random Hearts by luv2write0205 reviews
Sixteen years ago, Hotch got Emily pregnant through a drunken encounter and they had a daughter named Samantha. Now Samantha meets her parents and the two agents lives are turned upside down.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
First Love by luv2write0205 reviews
Emily plots to make Hotch and JJ become a couple.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Caught Under the Mistletoe by luv2write0205 reviews
When Emily goes up to Hotch's office to give him a file, they wind up being caught under the mistletoe by Strauss...A Christmas one-shot...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Dreams and Dares! by luv2write0205 reviews
The team is bored and Garcia persuades them to play Truth or Dare! Its only a dream for Emily though...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
As a family by luv2write0205 reviews
The team is going over to Rossi's for Thanksgiving dinner and learn some exciting news about Hotch and Emily's new relationship!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lifesaver by luv2write0205 reviews
Hotch makes his love for Emily obvious when he saves her life. Will they finally have a happy ever after? My first story so please be nice...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Ache for Home by suallenparker reviews
Emily waits for Hotch after working hours to ask for something, everybody else on the team had already given her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Silence by shelllessturtle reviews
Emily and Hotch have to go undercover. Their disguise? A married couple. Will either of them make it out of this without making a fool of themselves?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Don't Mind Me by phoebe9509 reviews
Hotch and Emily go out to get a drink after Hotch has an argument with Haley and they talk. R & R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The only thing on his mind by cm757 reviews
hotch realizes he is inlove with emily and that she loved him too. but they cant be together. will hotch be able to conyain himself? STORY BETTER THAN SUMMARY
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Some Like It Hot by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch and Prentiss travel to a small town during a heatwave. Will the temperature prove too much for them to handle or will they be consumed by a different type of heat? Oneshot. Written for the Writers of the Silver Screen fanfic challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lockdown by greengirl82 reviews
A rolling black out causes a lockdown at the BAU and Emily swears she saw something move in the hallway.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Advise by jmack81 reviews
Prentiss turns to Hotch for help. I do not own Criminal Minds.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete