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Joined 01-03-09, id: 1791463, Profile Updated: 04-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello. I hail from Canada.I have horrible spelling and I'm proud of it.

I am interested in Harry Potter fanfiction.

I really enjoy Hermione with nearly anyone

Except Ron. I admit to being a Ron basher- Though I do enjoy the other Weasleys, especially Charlie... Yum

Also, in need of a beta reader, so if you enjoy correcting bad grammar and want to read ahead on my latest story, send me a note!

Just in case I forget to include it in a story, Please note: I make no money from my fan fiction and all characters in the fan fiction (s) below DO NOT belong to me, J.K. has the pleasure of owning and enjoying them all.

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Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 24,135 - Follows: 9,593 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 11,179 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,970 - Follows: 8,829 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,238 - Follows: 5,636 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,932 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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Death Knell
After Hermione is mysteriously pulled into the veil, she discovers Death Knell; A desert ghost town where the accused sit in purgatory, waiting to be free from their hot and dusty prison. Can she find Sirius before it's to late? Note: Not religious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G.
The Pictures 2 reviews
SEQUEL Ginny gives her pictures to Harry. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Pictures reviews
Harry, Sirius, Fred and George find revealing pictures of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete