Author has written 2 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants. Hey fuckers. It's IETP here, rocking FFN with the awesomest lemons you'll ever read. SpongeBob is basically the fucking shit, man. He is a fucking pimp! If I wasn't a guy, I would totally fuck that. Well, okay, I'd probably fuck that anyway. He just looks so fucking tight. DAMN! But Sandy . . . shit, man. I wish beastiality wasn't fucking illegal, ya know, man? Fuck, I would FUCK HER SHIT UP!! I would eat her out so fucking hard! Damn, nothing tastes better than a nice goddamn pussy, ya know? Juicy! SpongeBob/Sandy . . . love that fucking pairing, man. I don't care if you assholes think that's unmanly of me or some shit because I'm not talking romance. I wanna see those two go at it! SHIT! But I'm not anti-slash or whatever the fuck that gay shit is called. I mean, fucking a guy would be just like fucking a chick up the ass, you know? I fucking love anal sex! So fucking TIGHT! As long as she doesn't shit on your dick, right? Hell no! Don't be brownin' my meat! So I think Squid/Sponge is pretty fucking sexy, ya know? Not so into the Pat/Sponge thing, because my buddy and I are pretty tight, ya know, and he wanted to have sex with me once, and it was just too fucking awkward, man. I don't want to go there. But Krabs/Sponge? Classic, man! I would fuck my boss for a better paycheck, ya know? So that's basically all you need to know, hoes. Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up, man, I'll give you my cell number. We can get together and get it the fuck on, ya know? 18 plus, though, ladies. I don't wanna be locked up again, ya know? |
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