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Joined 01-09-09, id: 1798933, Profile Updated: 01-06-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

About Me: My real name is Danielle; my Spanish name is Rana Beso (XD Translate it!!). I'm 14 and uber lazy. Please put up with my lack of updates!! align='center'UPDATE: I'M SORRY!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!! UPDATES TO NO STYLE WILL BE COMING SOON!! I'M NOT DEAD OR FORGETTING YOU GUYS!!

Favorite Parings:

Naruto X Sasuke (Sasuke X Naruto too), Kakashi X Sakura, Sai X Naruto, Naruto X Kiba, Naruto X (Any guy really~!), Sakura X Lee, Roy X Ed (FMA), Ron X Harry (Harry Potter), Draco X Harry (and vice-versa.) Zavier X Raguna (Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon), Eclipse X Raenef (Demon Diary), Kyle x (Any boy from Rune Factory 2).

Anime/ Manga:

Naruto (no duh), Ouran High, Lovely Complex, 7 Jikanme Rhapsody (greatest romance manga. EVER.), Junjou Romantica, Love Neko (and any other mangas by the mangaka.), Peach Girl ( I want to cosplay as Momo-chan!!), Hands Off!, Kitchen Princess, Hayate the Combat Butler, Karin, Loveless, Inuyasha. (There is a LOT more, but you wouldn't read it all would you?)

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The French Maid Dress by Yaoi Maiko reviews
"Come on, Naruto, either do the dare or not…either way you could end up losing." Shikamaru lazily said. SasuxNaru, GaaxLee, ShinxKiba, and Naked Chouji Warning: Yaoi! Boy on boy! You have been warned don't blame me if you read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Bloodline by ThePenandtheSword reviews
-UNDER REVISION-June 6, 2012 After Zavier saves Raguna from a brush with death, both men begin to see one another in a new light. With a forgotten lineage trait, an overprotective brother and a psychotic king causing problems, can these two overcome it all? Shounen-Ai, Mpreg
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Raguna, Zavier
The Twilight Ninja by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Centuries ago, Link saved the world from Ganondorf. But now, Link’s reincarnation will do the same task. Watch as he now struggles to become a hero guided by the Triforce. And of course, he has Midna by his side to help him.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,780 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Midna, Naruto U. - Complete
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It All Started With A Few Piercings by Deaths.Last.Prayer reviews
And now Naruto is at the pinnacle of everyone's attention. He'll thank Sasuke for it all... once he gets over the fact that the guy's a real bastard. SasuNaru... (Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why You NEVER Give Naruto Sweets! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Morning Training by Secret Ritsuka reviews
NOW A TWO-SHOT! Naruto and Sasuke are told to start training early as punishment for arguing and...well *cough*. BL. Slash. PWP. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Their Daily Lovely Bickering by Fourangers reviews
The "cute" and certainly "healthy" relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Drabbles that describes their "romance" and "words of love" between those two hard-headed morons. SasuNaruSasu, the unabridged version.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,454 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love by LoZfanchick reviews
sasunaru lemon! naruto is threatened, Sasuke is there for him, and as i said lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck Naruto by Owls are cool reviews
Naruto hates Friday the 13th. Nothing good ever happens to him. Neji, on the other day, is having the best day of his life. NejiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Skittles by Sakuka reviews
Originally this was a drabble about Candy, but i'm rewriting it and so far it looks like it'll actually turn into a story... Yaoi intended, but not yet their. for some reason it won't let me put AN and disclaimers...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sharingan Sees All by Tesina Gela Gardner reviews
Naruto wants to know why Sasuke keeps staring at him weirdly ever since he learned how to control his Sharingan completely. But the answer was totally something he didn't expect. SasuNaru Drabble shounenai Sequel!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by LazalotAnreads reviews
Detention clears a few things up for the boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Tortures of Love by Vannahlove reviews
After Sasuke comes out of the closet in front of everyone, the fan girls make it their mission to find out who the man is. When his gets the guy, will they live happily ever after? SASUNARU AU Was once titled If You Were Gay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shoving Sticks by i-love-naruto-yaoi reviews
Naruto wants to spar sasuke, but sasuke is being an ass. Naruto threatens to do something to Sasuke with his 'stick', but Sasuke ends up using his stick to do something to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
dear naruto 2 by littledemontingy reviews
This is the sequel to Dear Naruto. The letters wrote, but does Sasuke have the balls to give it to Naruto? What does Kakashi have to say about all of this? A confused Naruto a nervous Sasuke and YAOI! WOOT! If you dont like yaoi you know were to stick it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blackmail by NS- Leclair reviews
Draco discovers Harry's secret and blackmail ensues but with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fate of Light and Dark by smexy reviews
Sasuke is the prince of vmpires. He startes school because of a blonde with tan skin and blue eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,683 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Showers by PotterGirl222 reviews
Harry takes a hot shower in the locker room after winning the Quidditch match. He's completely relaxed when he senses someone watching him...a very peculiar someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Silhouette of Your Breath by damientwist reviews
Tony convinces McGee to help him clean up his newly inherited mansion in Montana.Romance & a deep friendship naturally blossoms between them.Afterwards,a case will put their strength & character to the test while forcing them to make painful sacrifices.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Tony D., Tim M.
A Lesson Learned? by Earthsoftenstheflame reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's constant arguing forces Kakashi to switch their bodies. Naruto over-eats in Sasuke's body, making Sasuke feel sick. Kakashi gets the wrong medicine with side effects that makes Sasuke want to prank Naruto. SasuNaru & Randomness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 136,653 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Baby Jinxed! by YAOIisFOREVERwithME reviews
Naruto is your average teen in high school with friends and grilfriends, but throw a baby in his lap and give him a bastard for a new student and his life won't be very average, anymore. Sasu/Naru, AU, School Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,571 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Confession by agirlsufferingwritersblock reviews
SMOOOOOOOOCH! "i just can't stop thinking about you." Wake up naruto...you had a nightmare. yeah i don't know what's with the summary.xD lol. READ pweety pwease?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Fine Line by placeholder89 reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Tricks & Treats by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
Sasuke isn't a fan of Halloween or sweets. Can Ino and Sakura find something sweet for the raven? Sasu/Naru Anal, Bond, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I want by Mz.Yaoi Fan Girl reviews
Sasuke gets a strange letter from Naruto asking for some thing.What could it be?Read and Find out.Small school fic. SasuNaru, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its not to hard to understand by Apollo Owens reviews
They live the same life. Go to the same school. Have the same friends, but have never met each other. Find out what happens when two Highschool teenagers get together and just sort of click. NejiXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,361 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Something After Practice by TeddyRuxpin reviews
It's a oneshot with KonahamoruxNaruto pairing. Or NarutoxKonahamoru however you want to say it. boyxboy, yaoi, love, Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U. - Complete
Tell me a secret by sakurananachan reviews
Everybody has secrets, even the best of friends... After all, if they had kept so many secrets from each other, what was yet another one? SasuNaruSasu, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Compromised by ginny-go die in a corner reviews
Faced with the sudden realization that he might be gay, Harry devises a devious plot involving three brown hairs, a broomstick, a locked trunk, Polyjuice Potion, and a blonde-haired Slytherin to test his theory... HPDM LEMON with a twist. NOW EXTENDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Possession by NostalgicDaydream reviews
Naruto wakes up hungover with his... backside very sore. What does he find?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Subtle Shift by electrickpurple reviews
Sequel to 'Winning': Neither Harry nor Draco can quite come to terms with what has happened between them. When they find themselves alone in detention, whose resolve will be the first to break? Drarry slash, M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,280 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry x Draco The Storeroom by AMalfoyMix-x reviews
Harry has an accident his potions lesson, this leads to an incident involving, none other than Draco Malfoy in the potions storeroom. SERIOUS SLASH :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Princesses and Plowed Fields by Helena's Heart reviews
Angla tells Chloe fairytales about princesses, but what is the poor farmer to do when her prince charming really does sweep her off her feet? T just in case.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Angela/Akari, Gill
Tis A Buffalo :: 100 NaruSasu DrabblesOneShots by Artful Loser reviews
A collection of unrelated NaruSasu one-shots and drabbles. Currently rated T for language and sex themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spending the Day with Barrett by Citrus Sunscreen reviews
Told in Barrett's Point of View, Kyle and Barrett spend the day with each other. Kyle/Barrett
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/2/2009 - [Kyle, Barrett] - Complete
Quidditch World Cup Week by Etern reviews
What happens during Quidditch World Cup Week should really stay at Quidditch World Cup Week... At least, in Ron's opinion. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy Sensibilities by PaolaAdara reviews
In which Malfoy, really, has a one-track mind and thinks that Potter, of all things, is a cheeky sex symbol. Prequel to Malfoy Sensibilities II.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome Home Naruto by Fluffy the Cat Demoness reviews
When Naruto returns to Konoha from his extended training with Jaraiya, all Neji wants is to beat the blonde bloody. Or is it? NejiNaru One-shot? Rated M for some sexual acts and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Heated by WC43 reviews
A warm couple of weeks at Hogwarts castle inspire some interesting methods of cooling off. DM/HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I won’t apologize by AnimeBride reviews
Everyone’s working like usual. Everyone… except Zoro. Sanji feel it’s his duty to find the lazy asshole and kick some sense in him. Parings? Yeah. Goddammit.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
Another time and space by Tsuki no Itsumo reviews
Edge gets angry at Cecil because of Rydia. Cecil gets angry at Rydia because of Edge. Rydia only had good intentions. Will the misunderstanding be cleared? Will they finally say what they always meant? T for boys love EdgexCecil . Alternate Universe.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Cecil, Edge - Complete
Personal Statement by Chloe Choy reviews
“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Dubious Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
Twoshot, HPDM slash. Ron has a criminal obsession, Hermione a psychoanalysis obsession, and his horoscopes a weirdness obsession. Harry just wants to find Draco Malfoy's stalker and stop all the obsessions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Shots, Anyone? by Civil Enough reviews
Nope, you’re not dating him Sasuke. It’s just that you like staring, kissing , having wild sex, and being crazily possessive about him to a stalker-like extent while refusing to admit what you really feel for him all the while.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Money's Worth by OTL-plz reviews
Naruto's drunk and asks Shikamaru if he can borrow some money. Will Shikamaru refuse, or will he get his money's worth? ShikaNaru/Yaoi ...first story ever posted so tell me what you think please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arachnophobia by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Library's aren't just for reading books by BreakingDawn468 reviews
Naruto just wants to get a good book, but Sasuke has other ideas. Can that poor boy not control himself? Apparently not. SasuNaru One-shot Lemony...ish...mostly...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everybody Loves Me, Baby by slashbutterfly reviews
A short tale of what happens when you mix Anthony DiNozzo, alcohol, and a karaoke bar. Or is it? McNozzo, brief hints of Zabby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Unexpected and Inconvenient by Tridacnagigas reviews
Sasuke discovers he has a heart after all, but he can't let it interfere with his goals. Alright, maybe a little. Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Watching by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
AU, -Compulsive Story-, When your a jock, your expected him to play sports, hang out with the guys, be popular, and love girls. Well that's all true expect for one part. And when the new kid comes to town it's time to pick up a new hobby, Stalking. yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Syndrome by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry Potter works at the Ministry of Magic on the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad with Draco Malfoy, who had turned out to be a surprisingly good friend. Harry’s been getting gifts from an anonymous sender for the past two weeks cont. DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obsession by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
NaruKono. Yaoi. Everybody has an obsession right? Konohamaru’s is Naruto. When Iruka –a teacher on his grandpa’s dojo- asked him to take Naruto’s forgotten keys to the blond’s house he was more than glad to help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Intelligence of Heart by Alastair reviews
Luffy teaches Nami and Robin about the birds and the bees.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Mile High Club by azzie adams reviews
Draco's urges get the better of him on the Delta 747 and the only private place is... not so private. DM/HP Sequel to 'Emergency Stop'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suppressed Anger by Zaquix reviews
Naruto tries to find out what's in Kakashi's book, and Kakashi finally snaps and goes on a rant rampage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Simple, Black Corset by Youngauthor27 reviews
Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Leave Your Dobe Wanting… by Inuyasha'sChic reviews
This one shot was inspired by the SasuNaru 40 Days. Read it. It rocked my socks. I was wondering what would happen if Sasuke gave up sex for Lent.OneShot, SasuNaru, agressive Uke, Lemon COMPLETE Edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emergency Stop by azzie adams reviews
One-shot. Draco can't restrain himself for the whole elevator ride with Harry Potter in such perfectly-fitting pants... Part I in the 'Christening' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Months is Too Long by Klei reviews
Sasuke is bored. As in, mega bored. Ever since he got back from the Sound, he's been under house arrest. What's a bored Uchiha to do? Why, have some "fun" with Naruto, of course! SasuNaru, graphic lemon, yaoi, no homophobes or kiddies allowed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck with you! by aniezaf reviews
Harry and Draco sneak in to the Forbidden Forest for a duel, but they didn't expect to get lost and fall in a ditch. mostly dialogue, Male/male...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Squawk by owlpostagain reviews
“Somebody, do something,” Mrs. Weasley pleaded, watching as a fork sailed across the table, bits of sausage still attached to the end, narrowly missing Ron’s head. Harry complies. SLASH warning. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cosmopolitan by owlpostagain reviews
Everybody loves a good bet. SLASH warning. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Heart on a Silver Plate by TassaniBlack reviews
Draco sees Harry and Ginny in an embrace and gets hysteric. Sequel to "What's left of me".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How To Be Evil By L Voldemort by SugaredPoison reviews
How many times have I had people ask me, 'Oh, Voldy, can you teach me to be evil, just like you' Let me put it this way: More times than I have the patience to count." A hilarious one-shot that will leave you rolling with laughter and begging for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleepwalking by Metalutionary reviews
(ARCHIVED) Roy wakes up one night to find Edward sleepwalking. Roy finds himself caught up in Ed's dreams... and loving it. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Starlight Night by Stormyclouds reviews
Basically this is a parody of Twilight, but it's really funny! Those of you who really like Twilight might not want to read, unless you can take a joke. Warning SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
MSN Chat 1 by Namizuko reviews
SasuNaru :D What happens when the Konoha Ninja's are chatting on MSN, and a secret is relieved?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever and Always by HeadGirl91 reviews
Harry and Draco have an argument. All Draco wants to do is get into bed! All dialogue. Just a bit of fun, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mollys Kitchen by luvscharlie reviews
The things that happen in Molly's kitchen displease her… greatly. Ron/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Caught out by JustAnotherStudent reviews
Hermione finds Harry with a love bite and wants details. Slash Draco/Harry Warning Sex scene one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi by Shounen-Ai reviews
A chatroom plus our favorite ninjas. Enough said. SasuNaru /Crack fic/ Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Closet by SwarmOfFanGirls reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco get locked in a closet together? :D Warnings: Detailed humping :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
21 Ways To Annoy, Bug, Or Embarrass Sasuke Uchiha! by Lady Phantasmagoric reviews
Because annoying Sasuke is just so darn fun. I promise that it will make you laugh!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Magic Markers by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco have fun with markers...But who will discover what the boys are writing? And where are they writing it? Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Confession to my Love by ObsidianLace reviews
Naruto has waited all year to confess his love. Will Kakashi accept it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
One Long, Sexless Week by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco are getting married. One of them has the bright idea to stop having sex for one week before the wedding. Madness ensues! Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dinner Guests by slantedknitting reviews
Harry and Ron eat dinner at Hermione's, but get distracted by each other. Harry/Ron slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There Are Things Worse Than This by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, crackfic. Hermione thought she had discovered a brilliant way to get Harry and Malfoy to stop acting out public. Not hardly. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
It's All because of Magnets! by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Magnets! S and S hate each other, S and N love each other! What's it all about? Read inside to find out! You'll love it! SasuNaru, OOC, language and lots of lemons! Oh, and an Mpreg as well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dared Into a Date by One tailed Shukaku reviews
During a break in the fall, Sasuke is dared to ask Naruto on a date. Who knew he'd actually enjoy it and perhaps even fall in love a little.... Sasunaru On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love on the Hogwarts Express by rye-chan reviews
Draco always thought Harry hated him. He's proven wrong in an empty compartment on the Hogwarts train for almost two hours. What will Ron and Hermione think when they find out? sequel pending
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Monster house by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Naruto and Sakura lose a bet and are forced to spend five nights in an old haunted mansion. Full summary inside, Shounen-ai intended. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Assignment: Résumé by thedemonsangel reviews
The class is assigned to type a résumé. What job will Sasuke be interested in? Warnings: SasuNaru, AU, ooc, etc...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doki Doki! Bakery by mod-soul64 reviews
Sasuke decides to open a bakery instead of going to college, and the only person he can hire is Naruto! They have to spend their days with each other; will romance develop among their sugary professions! AU/Shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paperwork, Tardiness and Hokagesama by Raziel12 reviews
Kakashi finds himself in the rather unfortunate position of Rokudaime. His assistant? Sakura. Can he survive the dangers of paperwork, tardiness and and an assistant who just looks so damn fetching in a skirt?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
1 or 2 It's Hard To Tell by SlytherinMax reviews
Your stomach looks to big for just one baby. Looks big enough for at least 2!" Draco/Harry MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And the only one left was by Cheese 'n Nachos reviews
This is just something for fun! Basically my ten year old siblings composed this and made me write it. I think it's funny. Kakashi holds a tournament for the young ninjas. But what happens? rated for some explicit content. not deleting this story! haha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission: Seduce That Uchiha! by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto has one last chance, and one last plan. All he has to do is seduce Sasuke to get him to come home. Yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. Valentine present for my bestie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Teme and His Dobe by A Warped View Of Reality reviews
What does Naruto say to Sasuke's fangirls to make them sucicidal? And why is Sasuke looking at Naruto like that... sasunaru because it rocks - not to be taken too seriously
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Delivery Boy by Insomnia On High reviews
Damnit, he always gets all the chocolate! -HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, SON! :3- Shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Damn This Love Potion by love0potion0gone0wrong reviews
A smutty one-shot about a Slytherin party and a Love potion fueled romp? WARNING LEMON, LANGUAGE, LIGHT FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions from a Hyperactive Dobe Heart by Fourangers reviews
Even if she's deviously plotting, Sakura only wanted to see two hot guys kissing in the end, that’s all. Guess it proves the following proverb that "real intelligent and sophisticated minds settle down with simple pleasures of life". SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Is it true Sasuke? by Hybrid2101 reviews
there is a rumor going around in konoha saying that Naruto has a bigger dick than Sasuke.Sasuke had to find out for himself. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sexual Assault by Vannahlove reviews
Sasuke threatens to charge Naruto with Sexual assualt AU NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pantless Potter by malfoysminx reviews
Crack!fic. Potentially pre-slash, but doesn’t have to be read that way at all. Draco wants to know if the rumours are true. Rating to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gum by Vannahlove reviews
Naruto has gum and Sasuke wants it SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's the Water's Fault! by Kawaii-Joker reviews
What happens if you mix a perverted Sasuke and a soaking wet Naruto, a very big mess! Yaoi, boyxboy lemons, I'll accept flames! EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seer by TheologyDiscography reviews
Harry Potter is acting differently, and Draco wants to know why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lost! by UndergroundSoul reviews
The Kazekage and the Hokage have gone missing! Where in the world could they be? It's not as hard as you think it is... NaruGaa, all-dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Dirty Cookie by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Well, this was the last thing Sakura expected to see when she got home. Attention: No cookies were eaten during this story. However, one was molested. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bonds Chemistry Style by artist-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have chem together... cute, and from two viewpoints! Jointly written by Sasuke loves L and artist-chan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Other Side of Tom Nook by Echos of 2008-2009 reviews
You know animal crossings? right? well the untold story of tom nook! why does he hate redd? who is tommy and timmy? does he have a wife? all is answered!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009
When He Cries by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Sure, Naruto may be beautiful when he cries. But Naruto will always be beautiful, tears or not. Sasuke loves him either way. SasuNaru. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Least You Can Do by weasleyismyking17 reviews
Hermione really isn't asking that much of them, is she? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Kisses by stealth gato reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are sex buddies. Lemon, OOC, rushed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
B n E by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU Oneshot, SasuNaru: “Naruto, we’re going on an adventure tonight.” “What kind of adventure?” Naruto questioned. “Naruto, I wanna do a B n E.” Sasuke said softly into the phone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha, We Have a Problem by FairyNiamh reviews
Gaara is in Konoha visiting... Ah... Poor Naruto! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Getting Together by ILOVEUFORREASONSUNKNOWN reviews
Ok NarutoXSasuke Yaoi BoyXBoy Dont Like Dont Read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twisted Kisses by theDoctorlies reviews
Naruto gets struck with a sudden curiosity about a strange topic. NaruSasuNaru, Hinted GaaNeji COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cellphones by Shounen-Ai reviews
Cellphones. They are nothing more then devices that get you into trouble....well...maybe just Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phallomancy by bgreenwivy reviews
There are many ways to find out what type of person someone is. Draco employs one of the lesser-known ways in an attempt to see if him and Potter would suit. Madness ensues...not to mention slash and what happened to Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All I Deserve by Kitsune no Tora reviews
Before he knew it, love had smacked him in the face. Could he have it? Did he even deserve it? --Rune Factory 2, yaoi/shounen-ai fluff, entry into The Village Square's writing contest.--
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Barrett, Kyle - Complete
The Storm Inside by RubberDuckies reviews
Kakashi's got some pent-up energy; NARUTO TO THE RESCUE! PWP, kakanaru, LEMON, pure unadulterated pornz, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepover by LittleMissyDeath reviews
Naruto invites Sasuke over for a sleep over. Sasuke plans to do more than sleeping. Oneshot! MM! Butt Sex! YAOI! LEMON! XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yugi's Homework Problem by Yami's Aibou reviews
Math...good for nothing. Except bringing an innocent boy and a horny pharaoh together. : Better than it sounds, just read the frign story!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
My Hot Bowl Of Soup by shounenai4life reviews
When Sasuke gets sick Naruto is drawn to him in an inexplicable way. All it takes is a bowl of soup, two horny boys and an extended time away from each other to make a cold into something far more exjoyable. Rated T for naughty stuff. SLASH. SASUKEXNARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Making Ron Feel Better by Unusual-Interests reviews
Ron seems to be upset. Harry tries to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
That I Would Be Good by Makayla reviews
Sasuke never asks the questions swimming in his mind, but somehow, Naruto still manages to answer them. Warning: implied SasuNaru NaruSasu -Repost-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Looks like love by 423894297834 reviews
What is this? Is it love? Those cheeks, burning with desire...to kill, or to ravish? You'd think that it was ZoSan, but then again...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The dog and fox by Spenx reviews
Naruto and Kiba isnt very get along well, but can they accept each other and start afresh? Naru/kiba, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Confessions from a Desperate Emo Heart by Fourangers reviews
Yes, Uzumaki Naruto, the current toad sage, Kyuubi holder and worldly known as “the number one unpredictable ninja” also had a very famous nickname. It’s called “Dense. As. Rock.” How the hell had he managed to fall in love with this idiot? NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Touch My Tra La La Music Meme 19 by BittyWhiteFox reviews
Number 19 on my music meme. NaruGaa AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Heart's Doors by Kyuubi no Kitsune0101 reviews
Love is just another one of the doors that are within the heart. Some keep many of those doors tightly locked until someone takes the time to open them. Kakashi X Naruto in Fifty Sentences. Implied mpreg and sex. M to be safe. No Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 278 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
How Sasuke dared to get naruto by ItsRainingAgain reviews
don't keep your emotions inside like Sasuke. it doesn't work ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Private Game by Zetaseal reviews
Yugi challenges the pharaoh himself to a friendly game, but it isn't Duel Monsters. In fact, the game seems to be a little TOO friendly...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Lessons in the Library by Infinityy reviews
Harry’s having trouble with a spell and beginning to doubt his magic. // H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Badluck by kana 4 reviews
Naruto meets meets the most popular guy at school,Sasuke Uchiha,dumps a sundae on him, and accidentally kisses him. Now Sasuke wants Naruto to go out with him for taking his first kiss! Sasunaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Doctor Uchiha by sasuvonke reviews
During sparring Naruto fainted. When Sasuke brought him to the hospital, he's surprised about the blonde's cure. Fluffy. SasuNaru. One-shot. * *
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bubble Butt by music-is-luv reviews
ONESHOT! "Harry, are you aware that you have a nice, round bubble butt?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The All Purpose Naruto Mpreg by poke-the-kitty reviews
Crack-fic. This is meant to poke fun at Mpreg, so if you enjoy Mpreg you may not want to read this. Hints of Sasunaru. Mpreg spoof.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Rock and A Hard Spot by Light Catastrophe reviews
Well, in Sasuke's defense, he'd never imagined Naruto to be quite so domineering. SasuNaru. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Half The Fun by ChocohalicsAnonymous reviews
Shikamaru was a genius who had his life planned out. Graduate college, get married, have kids. But even the smartest of guys can't outwit fate, and fate has a surprise for him. AU Shikanaru. Smut. Present for tsukiko3000.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Magic Lattes by Arkadian Toad reviews
Draco discovers lattes! Light slash, Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Lists and Liars by with eyes looking up reviews
In which Kakashi forces his poor genin team to list their New Year's Resolutions. Crack, Team 7 fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bimonthly by Achava reviews
In which Sasuke tries to make Naruto understand his sexual preference and Naruto feels like being difficult. Crack. One-shot. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Supersensory Charm by hermionepuckle reviews
Harry/Ron - Set during OotP. The twins give Ron an interesting gift for Hermione, but he accidentally uses it on somebody else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Paintbrush by with eyes looking up reviews
He thought it was just for the project. He was wrong. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being the Boyfriend of a Writer by Rewind.Replay.Repeat reviews
Being the boyfriend of a writer can be very demanding. Especially if that author is Naruto who likes to mention his possession, aka boyfriend, in his books...in the most embarassing way. "I want everyone to know that Uchiha Sasuke’s ass is mine!” NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home for the Holidays by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Naruto decides to bring Sasuke home for Christmas...let the insanity begin. Narusasu, holiday!fic, AU, Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Robin Izumi reviews
Naruto is very tired. Sasuke tries to help. One Shot. I really can't you anymore without spoiling the plot. Fluff. Rated T for mentioning sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merry Kissmas Naru! by itachi and naruto's puppy reviews
Sasuke wanted to get something special for his Dobe this Christmas only he couldn't think what to get him. So Kakashi decided to give him a helping hand. Christmas One-Shot Crack!Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I refuse by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry stands up to his genitals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Durex by FingerLickingGood reviews
Naruto got an interesting present for his Christmas. oneshot. People Read and REVIEW XD SasuNaru Rated M for YAOIness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Words by Rewind.Replay.Repeat reviews
Sasuke is someone known not to talk a lot. But what does Naruto ask which causes him to stutter, delay and make excuses? “...gets really embarrassed when he has to say certain things that he’ll avoid it so much that you’ll get so bored..." NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicken Wire by vladimira-chan reviews
In which Sasuke is scratched up after a mission, Naruto is not, and Kakashi instructs them in the subtle and nonexistent art of 'don't-give-your-sensei-a-migraine-no-jutsu'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Matchmaker Sasuke xD by omer-yaoi-love reviews
Sasuke has nothing better to do then advice people with love problems,one day a girl asked her friend to ask instead of her and Sasuke meets Naruto. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by crazy-says-I reviews
Fluffy Little!SasuNaru - - Naruto's never had Hot Chocolate before, but he wants to try it. Can Sasuke help him learn the proper manner of Hot Chocolate drinking? Or is Naruto doomed to be burned by the yummyness?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A silence descended by lozyi reviews
The day starts off bad for Naruto and by the end of the school day he is annoyed. It just takes a certain Uchiha to piss him right off and make him do somthing he wouldn't normally dare do. Naruto feels it's time someone taught him a lesson. cute NaruxSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
IF I RULE THE WORLD by FingerLickingGood reviews
So there was Naruto who had just awaken when someone had practically banged his door with a hammer. Well, not exactly but that was how it sounded to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
wants and needs by nekomataonna reviews
two bodies walking in the middle of the scorching desert for our little red head's b-day and naruto needs something very baaaaaaaaaaaaad O O
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Kind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox and Toad by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The boy said, "Come hither, sensei." The sage said, "Has it occurred to you that in your desperate attempts to seduce me, you might kill me with a cardiac arrest?" JiraNaru, Part Two of Two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Keep You Warm by kazekagesamagaara reviews
Naruto was making incoherent noises, and was slowly but surely calming down. The Hyuuga wore an evil grin. "Did I say we were done?" Naru/Neji Please R/R Don't like Yaoi? Don't read! Love yaoi? How would you like to become my best friend? XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.When Sasuke stumbles upon Itachi's hidden stash, he becomes a little too curious for his own good. A/R, Yaoi, Uchihacest. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Inc, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can I Help You? by MasacreInTheLivingRoom reviews
Just a cute one shot contains Sai/Naruto flirting and implied Neji/Gaara. Naruto has to explain to Gaara why he was late to work for the fifth time that week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Divorce by Serpent Tailed Angel reviews
Oneshot. Raguna is fed up with Mist, which sparks a conversation with Zavier over why all the girls in town aren't really marriable. Pointless babble I did for the sake of doing.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Relax by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto's been volenteered to be the Sand siblings Handy Man for the day. What will happen when Kankouro and Temari go out, and Gaara's left all alone with the sexy blond? NaruGaa, Yaoi, Smut. Posted for my best friend, Ta-chan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Kakashi's Deal by Therenody reviews
By M.M. SasuNaru, What happens when Naruto makes a bet with Kakashi and is Sasuke finally realizing his feelings?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laugh, Teme! by Olivia R. Emmott reviews
Just a little partial-crack fic about Naruto trying to get Sasuke to laugh. :D Rated just in case. SasuNaru, then NaruSasu in later chapters. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Potter! by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when Harry comes across ferret!Draco late at night in a deserted Hogwarts corridor? dm/hp drarry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Botched Plans and Gay Bars by NariNari reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto, only problem is his plans to make the blond his keep failing. Miserably. When Sakura suggests something things really go haywire as suddenly the whole village is in on it! Songfic, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Know Nothing by Messing With Minds reviews
Naruto thinks he knows everything, especially when it comes to his new boyfriend Sasuke. But what happens when he challenges Sakura to see who knows more? SasuNaru, NaruSasu, yaoi, shonen ai, BL. one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
GAY BAR by demonic blood shed666 reviews
I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!" oneshot, rated for language and suggested themes and very, very slight lime. please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wandering About Inside the Hokage Mansion by Temari 88 reviews
Naruto and Gaara get caught -seen- doing compromising things hidden away inside the Hokage Tower... guess who's the one that saw them: never trust your own judgements, they may be proven wrong. *Sequel to 'Going Home from Training'*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fun With Words by Rasengan Kagebunshin reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura play a name game. Oneshot, slight sasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Day Ever by fishiesinthesky reviews
Narusasu ONE-SHOT! Of garlic, tomatoes and fire extinguishers. Sasuke comments on Naruto's nonexistent cooking skills, and Naruto... well, he's just being himself. Not that it helps much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breakfast Surprise by DarkBlysse reviews
Sasuke wakes up to find that Naruto's making him breakfast for a romantic treat. What Naruto doesn't realize is what Sasuke really wants to pour the maple syrup all over isn't the pancakes. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uke? by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto learns a lot about Sasuke's name one morning. "Ne Sasuke! Did you know you were made to be a uke for life!" /SasuNaru/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Expecting by Neko-Lexxy reviews
This is based on a true story....Naruto thinks he's pregnant. yeah it's just a crappy little oneshot that took like 5 seconds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The chat room by Neko-Lexxy reviews
i did kinda steal the idea so if you're not happy let me know and i'll delete it. it's just a Naruto chatroom, contains slight yaoi. it's kinda rubbish i wrote it in 2 minutes during class o 0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission: Get Sasuke! by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto plans to win Sasuke's heart. Sasuke just wants Naruto to leave him be. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of noodles and Love by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Naruto always was a messy eater. But this time, Sasuke couldn't help himself. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Luagh Your In a Meeting! by babygaaralover reviews
YAAAAAY! MY FIRST ONESHOT! Any way... what happens have prankter under the table during a Kage meeting complete torture. This NarutoXGaara cute little story. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Snow by PicturedArtist reviews
“You don’t have a choice in the matter...but I’m taking your first kiss.” “You can’t steal what someone gives you.” SasuxNaru...deal with it. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Quiz Results by BANG-it's Revy reviews
Sasuke convinces Naruto to take the quiz on a website. Now, how does Naruto feel when he gets his results? Hinted SasuNaru. Alternate Universe. One shot. Inspired by SemeUke. com !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Class Boredom by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Naruto's bored in class and Texts his sleeping boyfriend. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Rose Never Smelled This Sweet by amightypenguin reviews
After accidentaly inhaling the scent of a rare plant in Herbology, Ron gives Harry an ear-full.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
My FiRsT TiMe by Ch3l
Sasuke says he is scared, Naruto says he is just cold...but what does Naruto really is? i suck writting summarys but read it you will like...or so i hope O3O
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Cake by Babycobweb reviews
Naruto is in cooking class; everyone has a cooking partner. Guess who his is… Sasuke Uchiha! Come see what happens when you mix these two together with cooking!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Fortune Tellers by pyrosnap reviews
A paper fortune teller tells Sasuke how to find his true love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to make an Uchiha horny by darknecromancer666 reviews
Naruto likes Sasuke. Sasuke likes Naruto. Naruto uses something of Neji's but can that help him get the Uchiha he desires...even if it was unconsciously? YAOI AU SasuxNaru with a little NejixGaara and yes I'm aware the summary sucks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All the Small Things by Violet Garnets reviews
These little moments are what ties their lives together. KakaNaru. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
FanWhat? by PowerCorrupts reviews
Oh, no. Naruto and Sasuke have discovered Fan-fiction. What crazyness am I going to let them get into? Only i know. What fun we shall all have. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Act Naturally by SeriouslyIts-FUNNY reviews
Act naturally!" Naruto had said. As if that was possible when you're stuck on stage and you're forced to kiss your best friend! "And their world came tumbling down. Literally." AU NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The secrets of Kakashi's desktop by Blur daydreamerXXX reviews
So... Naruto and Sasuke found Kakashi's computer and decided to look around in it... the secrets they uncover will SHOCK the two of them... WARNING: CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I swear I'm not gay but maybe if you kiss here by Lovely Spell reviews
Who do you turn to when you've fallen for your best friend? Him! Well then how do we go about it? sasunaru humor complete oneshot n o w r e w r i t t e n
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ghouls are Out Tonight by crazy-says-I reviews
Naruto and some of his friends decide to try out the Haunted Mansion, in honor of Halloween. However, they conveniently forgot about Naruto being scared of everything to do with Halloween! Will their vampire escort be enough to settle his nerves? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A lucky bastard by FullOfSugar reviews
Having a crush on the most oblivious moron on earth for years isn't an easy thing. However, maybe his patience will be awarded by the pleasant surprise currently knocking on his door. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The cookie saves the day by Yume-chan0.0 reviews
ONE-SHOT How Naruto got Sasuke back to konoha with the help of a cookie. Warning: bit of Sasuke ooc. And it's just a friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kyuubi's plan by Hardy The Monkey reviews
Kyuubi realized that Naruto wasn't strong enough to stop Sasuke from going to Orochimaru... Until a light bulb goes on. Sex-reference. Yaoi. SasuNaru. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by A Tad Melodramatic reviews
Dumbledore has installed a new system into Hogwarts, Wizarding Instant Messaging. Ron and Harry have an interesting conversation.... Warnings: Slash. Language. Talk of masturbation. Sex. Short thing I JUST typed up. If you read, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Blue by iluvromnce reviews
If you asked Harry Potter - which, sadly, no one did - he would have told you that all those silly wedding traditions were completely and totally unnecessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So I burnt your boxers, big deal! by honeydew-chan reviews
The title says it all, really. Sasunaru,one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by KissMeImOnlyPlastic reviews
Naruto/Sasuke. A glimpse into the behind-the-scenes of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30x2 Ways to Make Naruto Cry by Hawk.Prince87 reviews
Simply... to make him cry... SasuNaru ensue... R&R would be appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Salad by fishiesinthesky reviews
NaruSasu CRACKFIC! Naruto is being an idiot again, but this time Sasuke doesn't have a clue what he's laughing about. Warnings for slash, a dirty-minded Naruto and utter silliness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mirror by MissNeko22 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take Sakura out shopping for her birthday when Sasuke finds an intresting mirror that let's him see waht he wants most.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
LoveHate by janecanblog reviews
Draco is having the worst day of his life... or is it the best?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
clueless confession by kelsiangel92 reviews
sasuke finally decides to confess to the one he loves but things don't always go the way you want them to
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blown Chance by Croup reviews
Naruto gets Kankuro to pay back a favor. But not in the way Kankuro had expected . . . KankNaru. NaruKank. Warning for erotic content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Kankuro, Naruto U. - Complete
How sasuke found out he was gay, and what yaoi is by AmourXSexXetXYaoi reviews
Sasuke's normal day turns out to be not so normal. Soft yaoi, hints of sex, sakura bashing. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Discovery Channel by I am a Gerk reviews
Sasuke x Naruto. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When did this happen? by Just Don't Ask reviews
Draco hated Harry. Or atleast he used to...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfume Theory by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto wonders why he and Sasuke smell different despite having the same perfume. And Sasuke volunteers to find out. .:Well, you don't smell like the perfume, but you certainly tasted like it:. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Originality by katrina C reviews
ShikaNaru - A belated birthday fic for Shikamaru. Shikamaru wanted a decent birthday gift. Naruto complies, in his own original way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cherry Chapstick by Gasp-x reviews
Need I say more? SasuNaru drabble. Smells of cherries and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tummy Kissies by sasukitty-eet-joo reviews
Naruto asks Sasuke who he likes. Narusasu, no lemon. Fluffy like a pillow! Flames shall be droughted by sea water.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Engorgio by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry shows Draco a great use for a familiar spell...HPxDM, slash, yaoi, semi-crack, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kage Dilemmas by micah.n10 reviews
Since when did Konoha become a dating service? SasuNaru. GaaLee. YAOI. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Art Of Kissing by seventhSINwrath reviews
An eager Sai convinces a reluctant Naruto to teach him the art of kissing. Yaoi boy on boy kissing fluff. SaiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly by Lomonaaeren reviews
When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how. HPDM, RWHG, oneshot, crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Deepest Desire by CrystalSlashlover reviews
After drinking a potion, Sasuke, Naruto, and that bi- Erm, I mean, Sakura go into the deep blackness of their minds to find out their deepest desire! Sasunaru! Crossdress!Naru! One-shot! Made for Patpatluvsyou on deviant! More info on profile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The History of Mayonaise by I.Drowned.My.Goldfish reviews
Ron makes a discovery. Harry is being creative. Malfoy is eating mayonaise It's mostly from Ron's P.O.V /ONESHOT/, Crackfic, HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thirteen Means New Desires by NarutoHanyou reviews
Heat will make you do crazy things, but it may also make you realize something that you never knew before. Oneshot Rated R for a reason. NaruNaru, Kiba, KibaNaru, AkaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between Seme and Attacker by Stavi reviews
Sakura truly finds out what the difference between Seme and Attacker. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bees and the Bees by Stavi reviews
Naruto is going to be taught the Birds and the Bees at school and his parents are concerned about what he’ll think of them. That should be the least of their concerns. KakaIru SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thesaurus by La Mentira reviews
Harry/Draco. Draco buys a thesaurus for Harry. Harry gets an idea. Pretty tame. Kissing and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 302 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Way To Close by Anthoinette reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are left in the classroom to do some homework. And that's when Naruo finds out something interesting... narusasu Uke!Sasu Seme!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smoke by seventhSINwrath reviews
40 sentences and 40 themes conerning the paring 'Shikmaru x Naruto'. Warning: Yaoi, mentioned Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Cold Showers by IlonkaBackwoods reviews
Draco is forcing himself to take cold showers and a certain green-eyed Gryffindor is to blame... A silly little fluffy H/D oneshot, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who by pyxislynx reviews
Luffy/Nami. “I don’t care about your— your kiss life.” Nami nearly shouted. “And again, get out of my room before I kick you out.” ONE-SHOT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
the ultimate challenge by shikamelline reviews
naruto is faced with the difficult task of making shikamaru show emotion *gasp* and well, lets just say he finds the perfect way. shika/naru, yaoi, may contain lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Can't I just do my Homework? by kamakazekitten reviews
Homework was the last thing Harry wanted to do in an empty library with Draco standing above him. HP/DM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Email Frenzy by StillWaving reviews
Sasuke and Naruto email each other and fun ensues! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Unexpected by hermionepuckle reviews
Ron/Harry SLASH - Rated: NC-17 - Warning: Rimming, PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Online II by Wykked As Syn reviews
Sequel to Online. Draco comes back online. Ginny is annoying. And what's this? Harry's flirting with Draco? What could possibly come from all this? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poor Naruto by Wolf Sapphire reviews
One-shot. SasuNaru pairing. A day in the life of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha as a couple. And as the everyone in Konoha says "Poor Naruto"...Warning Yaoi! Rated for sexual innuendos, molestation of ukes, and pervertedness of the author and characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Morning, Sunshine by Icey Dragoness reviews
Naruto's mission is to wake up Sasuke, but how? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ero Ero by doodlelover reviews
Naruto hates his life. Why did Iruka have to leave him alone with this pervert! In which Sasuke sexes up our favorite blonde. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How We Got Together by mommyflaw reviews
Featuring Red-Riding!Naruto and Wolf!Sasuke, and also Stripping!Naruto and Perv!Sasuke. Crack of the worst kind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rule by Prism0467 reviews
Naruto can’t resist Gaara, but what about the rule? What will they do? One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Likes by 360round reviews
Naruto liked lots of people. Redheads, blonds, brunettes, he was attracted to most of his fellow Konoha ninjas. But Sasuke was the only one Naruto wanted to bend over a table. Drabble. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winning by electrickpurple reviews
In which Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get more than they bargained for after a lesson with Snape. Drarry slash fic - with *twist*, mature rated **SEQUEL - 'A SUBTLE SHIFT'**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Online by Wykked As Syn reviews
See, MSN is a wonderful thing. Probably the most magnificent thing since the creation of the internet. But, with something wonderful comes something dangerous. Just ask Draco…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Gets Around by starfreckled reviews
There's no way you can be good at EVERYTHING!" Naruto exlcaimed. Only to be proven wrong seconds later. ...Next time, Naruto would keep his mouth shut. Sasu/Naru, Humour, slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Satin by theDoctorlies reviews
A little birthday surprise sends Sasuke reeling. SasuNaru, hinted InoSaku! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Library Escapades by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Harry/Draco. Harry is trying to do his homework, and Draco stumbles across a spellbook...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
KakaNaru by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Three separate oneshots on the pairing when I was going through my KakaNaru phase…it didn’t last long, but I spewed these monstrosities out. And now I’m releasing them onto you! –evil laugh-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love in 5 Days by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
What happens when a girl's love potion goes horribly wrong? Harry walks in just as Draco drinks it not knowing what it is. He instantly falls madly in love with Potter. Shh...It will only hurt for a minute. For all the Harry x Draco fans out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard by faithwood reviews
Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunken Bites by GreenSkittlesForGaara reviews
NejiGaa. Mild NaruSasu. Based off a picture by Shukaku-chan on DeviantArt. Neji had a bad day and decides to go out and drink with his friends. Gaara joins them and Neji seems to take a liking to him. When he's dragged home, chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Naruto's Turn by Kitsune-Sensei reviews
sequeal to 'Itachi's 10 things' enough said.implied itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Journal by Accio Harry Potter reviews
Ron gets a journal for his birthday and he hasn’t stopped writing in it since. When Harry’s curiosity gets the better of him and he takes a peek, he is shocked, yet extremely elated at what he finds. HPxRW, slash, lemon, language, and lots of yummy smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Otani Awakens by preety-lady-serenity reviews
One day at the park, Otani is bewitched by Koizumi's scent.
Lovely Complex - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Going Home From Training by Temari 88 reviews
- "Never heard someone say 'Keep your eyes open when you wander about: you never know what you’ll see' ? I know you’re asking silently just what I’m talking about, so go on reading if you’re curious… or else you’ll miss some hot gossip material!" -
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Yugi's Conquests Part One: Taking A King by RayeMoon reviews
YugixYami Anal, Oral, Language, Yaoi. Previously published on Aff. I don't own the characters; they're Kazuki Takahashi's. I also don't make any money on this story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
What Is Love by PervyNinja reviews
#8 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Sai/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Sai, Naruto U.] - Complete
Beside Manners by Genesisgoboom reviews
LEMON! SaiNaru NaruSai Pairing, set after a mission where Sai was injured and Naruto feels resposible. One-shot, wrote for kokiden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Resolutions by Shounen-Ai reviews
..."My goal is to actually get to the sex, instead of the couch!" Naruto and monthly resolutions. Poor Sasuke.... NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Closet by Random19 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are locked in a closet for fighting, what will happen in this situation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flirtatious by She-bop reviews
yaoi M later : fluffy, silly, romance smutt; Uryu has had a crush on Ichigo for some time now. With the assumption that the soul reaper won't notice his advances, he starts to relieve some of the stress of keeping such a secret by flirting.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,787 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Naruto x Sasuke by Crimson-Kandyy reviews
I saw a icon and just had to copy it! SasuNaru Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tsunade's Great Plan by Dead Account RIP in Pieces reviews
Tsunade has a plan. A great one. One that has no flaws. Or does it? Oneshot. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locked Out by kelseymetro reviews
Who knew being locked outside with Malfoy could be such fun? It might be cold, but Malfoy has found a way of warming them both up! Slash AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All In A Day's Work by Rizzle reviews
Harry is kidnapped and has to contend with a drunk and nostalgic Lucius Malfoy while he awaits rescue. Short and silly. Slash implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He's MINE! by Piemage reviews
Oneshot, Sasunaru. When Sakura finds out that Naruto is gay, but that he's also in love with Sasuke, she freaks. Kind of a Sakura-basher, so if you like Sakura, don't read it. :-P Read & Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Put it in your Mouth! by Broken Unloved and Forgotten reviews
Sasuke trys to shove something into Naruto's mouth. Implied yaoi SasuNaru. Slightly random in a sence, I guess. Rated to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Little Closet Trauma by No No 22 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get stuck inside a closet, and things start to heat up in there. Warning: this Fanfic contains YAOI! Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru as Told by Naruto Characters by Cosmic Sheep reviews
No yaoi much, just plain humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How do you eat yours? by Undevoted reviews
Sasuke didn't even know it was possible for the blonde to turn him on so much, especially by the way he eats his cream egg. SasuNaru, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interrupted by Morgaine's Shadow reviews
Draco experiences a rather rude awakening one day...SLASH...*lime* Our favorite pairing-Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You’re My Dirty Little Secret by Hani Yuuki reviews
Sasuke x Naruto! LEMON! I LOVE this pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Kiss by Modulated reviews
Kairi Okayasu: Problem Solver. Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest ones. Like killing someone. With a KNIFE.
Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
I Feel Pretty! by Aka Kingyo reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are waiting for Kakashi to show up when Naruto calles Sasuke a 'pretty boy'...biiiig mistake. Warnings: slight shonen ai, crossdressing and some swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Supposedly Insulting by LixxyChan reviews
NaruSasu -- "Aw, Kaka-sensei, they're BLUSHING!" Oneshot Drabble. Very short, but worth reading:D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The alley by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
A oneshot for a certain reviewer who is also my favourite, hope all you yaoi fans like it XP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Panties and Potions by Liria Nai reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
10 Things Sasuke's not allowed to do by Kitsune-Sensei reviews
10 things sauske is not allowed to do that invove his naruto.yaoi,implyed sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dragon Incognito by Ferayne reviews
Draco has decided that in order to get to Harry, he's going to have to sneak into his life in a very elaborate disguise...A little fluffy, a little OOC. Now a two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr X by Arawna reviews
Harry receives a text message from a mysterious man. Can the two become friends, or will Harry's grammar get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ingenious Plan by kelseymetro reviews
Hermione Granger isn't top of the year for nothing. Harry has been acting odd and she knows just what to do to cheer him up. Slash HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We Ride by Nozomi-sama reviews
Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To the Rescue by pooka14 reviews
H/D SLASH! If you don't like, then don't read. Harry and Draco mess around. Ron notices something and goes crazy. Rated M for a reason folks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Waking up in the Room of Requirement by Winga reviews
Harry and Draco wake up in the Room of Requirement. Their friends are looking for them. A coming-out-of-the-closet fic. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Proper Teachings by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Talk by wolfrun1 reviews
When our favorite perverted jounin, Hatake Kakashi, teaches the rookie nine plus three about sex. It won't be pretty, but it will be funny. Pretty damn funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex in a Battlefied by Temari 88 reviews
The two Jinchuuriki are attacked by a group of Oto and Kiri ninja; after the battle, the smell of blood produces its effects on them and who are they to say no...? *NaruGaa, AUish, yaoi, LEMON!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Draco's plan by Katlyn reviews
When Harry starts ignoring Draco, the Slytherin knows something must be done. A one shot, hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Peculiar Proposal by StrangeTidings reviews
Draco comes to Harry and Hermione for help with a problem. Harry gets upset, Hermione is seemingly indifferent, and Draco has a Cunning Plan TM . CRACKish, Mostly H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Online Chat by stary202 reviews
Title says it all. An online chat with Sasuke, Naruto, some of my firends, and me. This summary is horrible but the story is WAY better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's Behind Door Number One? by TeaRStrEak reviews
Draco/Harry - Ron’s off to investigate a situation and Hermione follows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letters by TheGodMachine reviews
A 3-shot series of letters between Draco and Harry. It's total crack, so only read if you're in the mood for stupid humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Masquerade by theDoctorlies reviews
During Ino’s costume party, a masked assailant corners Naruto and kisses the living daylights out of him. SasuNaruSasu, KibaHina! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Man Babies by KnifeGoesDown reviews
Harry is shocked and surprised when Draco tells him he is having his man babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Kit-Kitsune reviews
Sakura and Ino, and maybe a few other shinobis, will do whatever it takes to make the two strongest ninjas of Konoha come out of the closet and admit their feelings for one another, even if it means they have to lock them in a closet! one-shot thingy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eventful Day by LunarWolf32 reviews
After a long day of training, Naruto invites Sasuke over for lunch. But what Sasuke doesn't know is that he'll be getting more than just triangle shaped sandwhiches. rated T for lanuage and a bit of lime, please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can I have some? by Another Yaoi Lover reviews
SasuNaru suggestive smex! Naruto cuteness, Sasuke pervertedness. Popsicles. Yum
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gift of Love er Lust by Kiterie reviews
DracoxHarry Both are now professors at Hogwarts and when they attend the valentine's day party fall victim to Fred & George's gift. Anal, M/M, Oneshot, it's also a pwp but this is thee edited version
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eternity by Froffify reviews
Tsunade's on the prowl, and Sasuke's late for a mission, but he refuses to leave until he gets a little more of Naruto's loving. SasuNaru, One-shot, fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by Miri-Ann reviews
it's Valentine's Day, the worst holiday in Sasuke's life! how will he spend it? and is he planing on doing something with a certain blond? SasuNaru one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto x Sasuke Oneshots by Inyx Dawn reviews
A series of oneshots featuring NarutoSasuke with guest appearences by ShikamaruTemari, KibaHinata, and GaaraNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Gay Chicken by Dylixia reviews
It's a HOT day, and Naruto is incredibly bored. He suggests that Sasuke plays Gay Chicken with him. Reluctantly, Sasuke agrees. Will the game still be just a game to them, or will they get caught in the heat of the moment? SasuNaru LIME- Yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tease by Steph-2018 reviews
Valentines Day fic When Sasuke gives Naruto chocolates for valentines day, the blonde takes the opportunity to tease the Uchiha -Ekkk, the writing is so bad!-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco's Valentine by starbelow reviews
Draco gets a valentine from Harry. Oneshot for Valentine's Day. Dedicated to Blue-Is-4-Truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Will You Go Out With Me? by Faramirlover reviews
Harry wants Draco to go out with him but Draco keeps saying no. DMxHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Chocolates One Veritaserum, One Aphrodisiac by Spuriouslyth reviews
On Valentine's Day, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are challenged to seduce Harry Potter. The prize? Seducing Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arguing Over Nothing by Deliliah and Nathan reviews
Harry and Draco have the ever famous first grade argument. Rated M for language, nothing else so stop thinking like that!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Uchiha Complex by eftee reviews
Sasuke, why don't you ever take it up the ass? -- Naruto's all important question. SasuNaru. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The School Girl and the Uchiha by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Naruto has played one too many pranks on a pair of vengeful girls, so when they get their revenge he may get more then he deserves. Yaoi SasuNaru, oneshot, M/M read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath The Invisible Mask by Anthoinette reviews
A lemon oneshot. It all started with Sasuke and Naruto at a icecreamstand. A freaking icecreamstand. ...But it ended with Sasuke and Naruto in one bed and that's what counts isn't it? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broom by Kibz reviews
Yes, it's another one of those dialogue fics in which Harry and Draco get stuck in a closet. The idea was just too cute to resist. Slash, of course, although it's pretty mild.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hair Styles by Useless-Italy reviews
SasuNaru crack fic one-shot. Sakura wants to know why Sasuke's hair stands up the way it does. I can tell you that it's not gel! Rated for mentions of sex. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pocky by Amarxlen reviews
As Sasuke watched the blond, he decided that no, Naruto was not allowed to have pocky anymore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Believe It! by Empty Tranquility reviews
SasuNaru - Written by a friend and posted with her permission. - I. Want. You. Sasuke smirked, amusement now evident on his face at Naruto's expression.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Double Detention by atakino-zane reviews
Harry makes another mistake in Potions class, and to his surprise his detention is with malfoy! Oneshot gift fic, shounen-ai. I hopes you like it melissa lol
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Plan by Empress Of The Tale reviews
Naruto has a fantastic plan to get Sasuke back, but he needs Sai’s help. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Bringing Sasuke Back by Natsudori reviews
Naruto's version of the song "Bringing Sexy Back"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Are My Rice! by songwithoutreason reviews
Naruto tells Sasuke how much he means to him. Sasunaru. Sexual innuendos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke, why is there a stick up your ass? by Birdie Don't Eat That Muffin reviews
Naruto has now shown us the stupidness of making a bet... Oh but what KIND of bet is it? READ AND FIND OUT! lemon and yaoi. boyxboy. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All The Wrong places by Kaotic Silence reviews
Draco gave Harry a disbelieving look. "How many exes you got in this club?" Harry scrunched up his face in concentration. Draco held up a hand. "Wait. Don't answer that. It's your red headed ex." Harry let out a guffaw. "You're gonna have to na
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
dear naruto by littledemontingy reviews
Sasuke doesn't understand, you aren't suppose to feel this way for your rival. Naruto makes him stronger, but why does he feel so weak when the boy is near? Letters, confessions, and YAOI! If you don't like yaoi, you know were to stick it. Sequel coming!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Wanna have your babies by Mystik Genie reviews
SasuNaru. All the girls seem to have gone crazy, and start singing of how they want Sasuke's babies, but who does he want to have his babies? Could it be Naruto CRACK Shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Naruto Hates SailorMoon by MikaUchiha reviews
SasuNaru Why Naruto hates SailorMoon.....I got bored so please don't be surprised it's short.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Perspective by Seven Silver Stars reviews
Ever wonder what Kakashi thinks about Sasuke and Naruto's relationship? Well, now you have the chance to find out. Rated for safety. -sasunaru, yaoi, random drabble-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After Curfew by ManhattanWitch reviews
what happens when your in a delicate position after curfew? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Wand Of Pleasure by An Angel's Silver Tear reviews
An online convo gone desperately wrong.... please forgive us.... but please R R! Warnings for foul language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reasons to Be Uke by Hanbun no Tsuki reviews
One-Shot “You know Sasuke, if we were in a relationship, I bet you’d be the uke.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Troubles For Losing A Bet by NamiMakimono reviews
Never bet against Kiba. Naruto learned that the hard way. A/N: suggested Yaoi SasuNaru, Language, and Kiba's weird punishment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's MSN Chat by OhSoSlightlyTwisted reviews
Well, this is strange....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Primp and Blue Polish by Liria Nai reviews
Response to Lady Diablo's Sex!Kink Challenge. This Halloween dumbledore decided to have a costume ball. And Harry's a little stuck on what to go as, until he spots a bottle of bright blue toenail polish. This is SLASH, Harry/Draco. N other minor pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by SaturnMax reviews
Inspired by the song 'Love in an Elevator' by Areosmith. It is my first smut fic. HPDM! They get stuck in an elevator for 2 hrs. Oh what to do. NOT a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sounds by Anthoinette reviews
Sakura hears some interesting sounds from a room. When she listens closely she regonizes them. As Sasuke's and Naruto's... NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bizarre Incident That Must Never by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Everyone has different opinions on what happened when Harry started dating Draco. If you put them all together, they might even make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sex Games by TheWrittenJourney reviews
An altercation between Harry and Malfoy turns into something a little bit more, and before they know it they are stuck in the middle of a bet that neither are willing to lose. Warning slash Drarry HarryDraco boyxboy mature language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Hither by Ketsueki Touji reviews
Draco can't sleep, so he wanders the halls. He finds Harry alone one night, doing something fairly shocking! Lemons ensue! DMHP, NC17, SLASH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How To Tell Your Best Friend Is Gay by rad the bad reviews
Ron reads a seemingly innocent article and finds out a few things about harry. This story has hints of SLASH. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
TEME! DONT TOUCH THAT! by Sans Fire reviews
sasunaru randoness...sasuke is a pervert and naruto is a helpless uke...do the math!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflections by Punk-Out reviews
So this was how his life had turned out. With an overexuberant, anomalous husband in place of his meek, boring wife and two, hyperactive children instead of two ordinary ones. ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Today Never Happened by I-use-this-for-the-bookmarks reviews
I am NOT in denial Draco x Harry, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Odds Are by Bramblerose4 reviews
A 100 word Harry and Ron drabble using the prompt word gamble The rating is for language and imagery. Ron thinks he might be gay, what does Harry think?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Sakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
More Dirty Minds edited by kutoki reviews
What happens when Kiba gives Narut a game. This is what happens
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Lunchbox by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Kakashi packs an interesting selection in Naruto's lunchbox for his lunch with Sasuke and Neji. Contrary to popular belief, Naruto isn't as innocent and oblivious as he lets on! SasuNaruNeji with unhealthy innuendos! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Note To Self by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[One shot] Note to self. NEVER give Sasuke Bastard candy again. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck In A Rutt by WhisperElmwood reviews
Shino and Kiba, through Kiba's sheer idiocy, get stuck in a cave together. Things happen. KibaShino. One Shot. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Ron's Secret Fantasy by Star Seeking Guitarist reviews
Ron has a secret and isn't about to share it with anyone until that one fateful evening when the boys decide to play a game... Rated M for sexual content ... still hilarious though!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching Them by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, fluff. Hermione has wondered for years how Harry got Draco Malfoy to act like a civilized person in public. Now she thinks she's figured it out. Hermione POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mou Ikkai by KantanaAmaya reviews
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.ShikaNaru. Yaoi. Lime. Will two friends become closer at a party during a simple game?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Outing by purple pussy cat reviews
Harry and Draco go out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only In Dreams by Cleo Burton reviews
Draco's dream soon becomes reality due to an innocent blush and a severe case of Sexual Tension
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Evil by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Harry thinks Ron is evil. HarryRon drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How to Introduce Your Boyfriend to Your Parents by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, including epilogue. Hermione has asked James Potter and Scorpius Malfoy to write about their experiences as young wizards, one from a more relaxed family, one from a very traditional one. This will go well. JPSM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Small and Stupid Arguments by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, ficlet. Draco is convinced that Harry has someone else, and he's finally worked up the courage to do something about it. But he never expected what he saw when he opened that door...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inside Chat by darkrocklove reviews
When There is nothing to do they go online. Yaoi and Crack inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007
Broom Closet by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Harry and Malfoy find themselves in an unlikey position o.o
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Edible by rospberry reviews
Harry wants Draco to lick his hand. Fluffy ficlet. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
May I Have A Quill Please? by MyWhiteDecember reviews
Harry and Draco are once again in detention. Harry needs a quill to write the lines, and Draco wants something in return for lending Harry a quill.... sub!HP. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Castle KibaNaru by splashcore reviews
Here's Kiba's first encounter with Naruto at the Ninja Academy playground.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco Loves Harry by Little Spitfire reviews
Draco loves Harry, yes he does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Candy Kiss by splashcore reviews
[KibaNaru] Kiba and Naruto learn to share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Early Bird by Lovely Spell reviews
Why is Kakashi sensei early? Who or what is making him actually show up on time? and how does Naruto get involved?[kakashixnaruto] Through a series of deals Kakashi eventually will have it all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Out for Ice Cream by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
While out shopping in Diagon Alley, Draco accidentally discovers that Harry Potter has a quirky way of eating ice cream. Warning: slash content. Disclaimer: All HP characters, places, and related indicia are © JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Icha Icha Touchy Feely by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Say No To Drugs by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Drugs are bad. Sasuke is a drug. Sasuke is bad?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Internet Chat gone Awry by Atropa13 reviews
Not your everyday internet chat... NarutoSasuke, Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND! by limea delta reviews
Harry and Draco are together but Harry is sick of hiding their relationship. What will Draco do? Oneshot DracoHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Konoha Chat by uzumakiflashz reviews
Since im also the type to depend on the summery, ill tell and warn you all ahead. All about the madness of a Konoha Chat room. Things go on that arent for the faint of heart. Rated M for yaoiyuri. Dont even want to think of the mass krazyness of pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Babies by KowaretaHikari reviews
Why Sasuke really, refused to date Sakura, he wanted Babies.... RR... Dont kill me...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monkey see, Monkey Do by Basil Poison reviews
DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS... Just the plot. Just a revised version of the same dern story. Shikamaru makes classes more interesting for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Strawberries Vs Pineapples by ScreamForSOH reviews
Harry and Draco are handcuffed together. Just a funny little fic with a babbling witch, handcuffs, fighting, kissing, light slash, and just a bit of fun for all. HPDM oneshot cant summarize this fic. read to find out more.:3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Firm Conundrum by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Malfoy has a slight problem, and it's all Harry's fault. DMxHP. M Oneshot PWP LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Choice by Cold Fire Phoenix reviews
Naruto has been listening to the incessant whispers of the villagers for too long. Now, he's forced to make a choice which will either scandalize them, or confirm their suspicions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MasterCard Commercial Parody by Bookkbaby reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto do the MasterCard commercial. YAOI. Short, funny, and cute. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras reviews
Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Signs by LostHeaven reviews
Bored in class, Naruto and his friends begin placing signs on each other's backs. As Naruto leaves, one sign in particular catches Sasuke's attention. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep Deficiency Does Strange Things by singingrain reviews
Another silly SasuNaru oneshot. While a certian teme sleeps like a log, he gives Naruto some major problems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talented Tongue by trulywicked reviews
Kakashi sets up a picnic for Team 7 and Naruto displays an unknown talent with his tongue. Pairing is SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rinkydink Flirtations by scatter baby spiders reviews
[Drabble] Naruto decides to hit on Sasuke the only way he knows how. [NaruSasu AND SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magic Trick by Blue Feather-Red Feather reviews
Sasuke did 3 magic tricks to get Naruto's heart..or rather to take back his stolen first kiss heheh. SasuNaru, shounenai, OOC just a bit, and bonus how to do that magic trick :D and please don't kill Kakashi, he's innocent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love confessions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto yell out their differences until a love confession emerges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Party Games by Tokyo216 reviews
Naruto is playing a dare game when he gets the worst dare ever. Kiss Sasuke Uchiha. It doesn't sound good but its pretty funny hehehe... O.o
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mispronunciation by Seto's Darkness reviews
Poor, oblivious Naruto. He mistakenly declared that he has, pornographic, instead of photographic, memory. And when Sasuke hears it... [SasuNaru yaoi, highschool AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Stalking by Saxis reviews
What's happening outside Sasuke's house? Mostly from Ino's POV. Slight SasuNaru. Drabble. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Jealous by JoeyWheeler4evr reviews
One day after training, Naruto sits under some trees with a lollipop in his mouth.. Sasuke is jealous, but of who or rather what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elope by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke has a headache. Naruto wants to elope. [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Male bonding by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke realises his feelings for Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Numero Uno Pervy Ninja: Sasuke! by Rice-Ball247 reviews
We all know that kiss from the academy was an accident...or was it? 13 year old SasuNaru classroom flufflime sorta, KakaIru staffroom innuendos. Take a look and see the truth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tangerine by Spirit Evolution reviews
Who knew fruit could be so sexy? [Oneshot][SasukexNaruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Think I'm Pretty? by soda-denial reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. Naruto sings a particular song to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence Lost by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
What is the world coming to when one cannot suck a Tootsie Pop in peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll be in my Trailer! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Naruto keeps forgetting his lines, Sakura wants more screen time, and Sasuke refuses to take his meds. Just another normal day on the set of Naruto. First up, Naruto! Discontinued, up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Lessons by just-Felton reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry asks Draco for private lessons of a ‘slightly’ different kind. M rating for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Little Guy Speaks by Reficular reviews
Four very short drabbles about Sasuke's little soldiers. Now with MPREG and link to pic of their baby! Hints of SasuNaru R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Ino and Sakura try to figure out who is the seme in Sasuke's and Naruto's marriage, and Sasuke thinks about the relationship also. It's either SasuNaru or NaruSasu, but which one I'm not telling in the summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Self Control? by Ichigo -dattebayo reviews
Seriously... Don't ask... Complete crack, and mindless OOC humor. SasuNaru Also with an added dose of Sakura bashing! TwoShot WARNING: HORRIBLY WRITTEN. Bad grammar, the works...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chat Logs by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke having a conversation over MSN. It's pretty lame, but potentially funny. Mild Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Was Not by rockgodsdoitbetter reviews
Harry and Draco argue about the most trivial thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Kissing by ivy-queen reviews
After hearing a conversation between Ino and Sakura, Sai becomes curious about the idea of kissing. As a result, his team mates find themselves in very awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Cinnamon Strawberries by Rikotsu-sama reviews
Ryuichi teaches Shuichi what the ABC in ABC gum means. Cinnamon gum tastes good, no matter where or when. Ryu x Shu Oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S. - Complete
Wake me from dreamless slumber by 101100 reviews
Naruto wakes to find Sasuke looking after him. But Naruto is convinced Sasuke isn't Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen Flavoured Bubblegum by dragoness simplicity reviews
One shot. NaruSasu. Innocent fluff. Naruto has spent weeks saving up for Ichiraku's new sweet - Ramen flavoured bubblegum. When Sasuke steals his hard-earned sweet, Naruto will do anything to get the bubblegum back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee, Tea or Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
When Sasuke refuses to eat anything, Naruto comes up with a plot. 'Coffee, tea or me' [SasuNaru, ukeish Naruto, yaoi, smut, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's all Their Fault by dea puella reviews
A brief look into why Ron is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Is Flying Better Than Sex? by RockIll reviews
Harry and Ron's night of flying turns into something else. Re-edited as of 12.24.16
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin by LadyBelz reviews
Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end. Ron's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hands by Xenoglossy reviews
Edward Elric had thought that he was reasonably safe from the fatal pitfall of biological attraction. So much for that. one sided RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prankster of Love by jadzialove reviews
Harry never imagined that being kidnapped would lead him to everything he ever wanted, and more. Complete Post Hogwarts, Post Voldemort, complies with canon through HBP. Harry&George, mentions FW & AJ, and also RW & HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Settling the Differences by The Potter Identity reviews
Harry gets fed up with Malfoy and challenges him to a duel Slytherin vs. Gryffindor, but when some of the participants are caught, the punishment is rather unexpected. Fire Whiskey, a locked door and the entire night to settle their differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Answer the Phone by Notorious George Weasley reviews
After Sasuke gets a collection of weird messages from Naruto, he decides to go do something about it. Sasuke on top, Naruto on bottom[yaoi implied and mild swearing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Problem by Idamonae reviews
Harry says some very personal things before the entire student body, embarrassing Draco beyond belief. Who would have thought Harry one to kiss and tell? GigglingFriend! Ron to the rescue. HD slash implied
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Ginny Saw by fakeid reviews
Professor Snape, I am extremely sorry that you caught me snogging Potter, but in the future could you wait till he finished me before giving him detention? Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Room of Requirement by Mac Black reviews
Complete. I think. DMHP slash, Harry finds himself in the room of Requirement for no apparent reason. But wait, there is a reason. And that reason starts with 'D'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Quite Large Dilemma by tout-a-coup reviews
Draco gets dumped and must find a way back into the arms of his beloved. Featuring a bit of screaming, Brilliant Plans, and some very vindictive Slytherins. HD slash, rated for language... mostly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 273 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cupid by owlpostagain reviews
Harry finds a very bored Draco in an empty classroom and decides to test one of his latest theories. SLASH warning. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Death Wish by Lady Cosmos reviews
What would you do if you had thirty minutes left to live? shounenai, SasuNaru, talk of death and sex
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/20/2003
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No Style reviews
DxH. Harry felt like a change anyway... So when Draco insults his clothes for the umpteenth time, he decides to make a bet. He'll impress Draco with his clothes by the end of the semester or wear whatever Draco wants...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
He Confesses reviews
Sasuke confesses his feeling to a surprised Naruto. Slight-OOC Sasuke. CHAPTER 3! COME GET IT!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Wanted reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning to see his friends staring at him. If that isn't enough shock, the boys are claiming they're ALL in love with him? I just do this... for my laughs. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Strobe Light Love reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has come out of the closet and his friends want to celebrate. He's finally one of them! Strobe lights, hips, and a new nickname await him at the club. I'm horrible at descriptions so just read, please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.