Ki Bun
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Joined 06-01-11, id: 2953151, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Legend of Zelda.

Name: Not telling, call me Ki Bun.

Age: Guess there's no harm in telling, I'm 15 bitches and respect it.

Religion: I'm a fuckin' jashinist. Have been since I was 8. This is the reason I am a big Hidan fan.

Sexual Prefrence: I'm not to sure about that, but it wouldn't matter cause I can't be with anyone unless they're a jashinist. If I did, I would be breaking a commandment. That's a BIG no-no.

Likes: I like praying, the colors red, black, blue and grey, pizza, reading, quiet places, cursing, writing, jashin holidays, Naruto Shippuden, Naruto, Naruto Manga, everything Naruto related, three days grace, or any kind of metal music.

Dislikes: Goody Two Shoes, loud and noisy people, my mother's family, rude people(I know I seem rude but I'm actually nice if you take the time to get to know me), bright colors, heathens.

Favorite Naruto Pairings: I only care for one pairing and that is, HidaSaku. I will occasionally read, ItaSaku, DeiSaku, KisaSaku, KakuSaku and a few others. Surprisingly, I do read KarinSaku. I don't know why I just think it's hot.

Pairings I Hate: SasuSaku, Anyone with Hidan except Sakura, Anyone with Sakura except Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, Pein, or Konan (Yeah I like Yuri, suck it bitches), Sasori, or Hinata. Occasionally I like Temari.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs, aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, GaaraIno4ever, sasukerules.org,animeprincess619, Whats2Live4, Shad-Amy, RoseHathaway, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337, Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337, Saditic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Sakura

2. Hidan

3. Pein

4. Shikamaru

5. Itachi

6. Deidara

7. Gaara

8. Naruto

9. Hinata

10. Temari

11. TenTen

12. Ino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, but I have seen a few of them. I wouldn't mind reading one, TenTen and Deidara are awesome!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Shika-kun is cute, not hot, cute.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Errr... I'm not answering that.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah Hinata-chan is so cute! I love her to bits!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell no! Hidan and Deidara? Yeah right. Hidan thinks Deidara's a pansy.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hmmm... I say Five/Ten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

OMG! Poor Panda-chan! He shouldn't have to witness such a thing! Plus I hate Hidan/Ino. Sure Ino's cool and all but I only like Hidan/Saku-chan.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

I just don't see that happening sorry.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Well duh. NaruSaku is a really popular pairing if ya haven't noticed.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Left Alone: Ino and Shikamaru have been going out, till Shikamaru decides to leave Ino for Temari. It's up to Gaara to heal her broken heart. Or does Ino just want to be left alone? (Holy Shiz I might actually write this.)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Awwww... ShikaSaku is such a cute pairing.

Plot: Sasuke's finally back. Only he wants nothing to do with Sakura and goes after Ino. A certain lazy genius just happens to notice Sakura's depression. And he has only one thing in mind to get her mind off Sasuke.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I do occasionally, cause TenTen's kickass!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Fuck no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Errr... I don't know. She'd probably scream about Shikamaru.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Lot's of Gender Confusion for Sakura and Ino.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I'm not even gonna answer that cause I don't care for that pairing at all.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Uhh... You know, if Naruto wants to be gay with the sadistic crazy Jashinist, that's not really any of my business. I'm going to walk away now.

20) How emo is Seven?

Gaara's not emo he just likes to kill people. Well he use to, now he's a sweetie! :3

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Saku- Back off Shikamaru, Hidan's mine!

Shika- Sakura quit being troublesome and hand him over. He killed Asuma sensei and I plan on getting revenge!

Hidan- Don't I get a fuckin' say in this?!

Saku- Shut the hell up Hidan! Do you wanna go with him?!

Hidan- Damn violent woman.

Saku- Hmph. Now go away Shika.

Shika- Not till you hand him ov-... *Get's punch and flies away*

Saku- Hmph, lazy bastard. Hidan come on!

Hidan- Yes Ma'am!

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

Deidara already looks like he's crossdressing.

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

OMG! A HIDASAKU BABY! *SQUEAL* THIS IS MY FAVORITE PAIRING! Let's see... It would be a little girl, her name would be Hinoiri. She would have pink hair with silver streaks and have beautiful violent eyes. She would be a curser just like her dad, and be a jashinist. She would have a spiked giant boomerang, like the one Sango has in Inuyasha.

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

Errr. Um being blind.

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Siblings, nuff said.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright.
REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid litte shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Hating me won't make you pretty.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Sakura: Slow down, I'm scared!

Hidan: No, this is fun

Sakura: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Hidan: Then tell me you love me.

Sakura: I love you, now slow down!

Hidan: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Hidan: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Note to self: It is illegal - repeat, illegal - to stab stupid people.

Welcome to Hollister. Would you like earplugs, a gasmask, or a flashlight?

If your problem can't be solved with duct tape or Tylenol, then you're seriously fucked.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Hating me won't make you pretty.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

NARUTO SURVEY!

Characters Favorite: Sakura

Least favorite: Sasuke

Crush: None of them. I'm not a delusional fangirl

Favorite girl: Sakura

Favorite boy: Hidan

Favorite Kage: Tsunade

Favorite villain: Akatsuki

Least Favorite Villain: Does Sasuke count?

Person most like you: Probably Hidan.

What you think of Choji: He's ok. Needs to quit eating so much though.

What do you think of Ino: She's not bad. She's gotten better in Shippuden.

What do you think of Sasuke: Sakura needs to kick his fuckin' ass.

What do you think of Lee: Don't know, I never pay attention to him.

What do you think of Neji: Stuck up bitch.

What do you think of Naruto: He's ok, he is the heroine after all.

What do think of Oro: Pedo.

What do you think of Sakura: Sakura is KICK ASS!

What do you think of Hinata: Hinata is pretty cool to.

Ino or Sakura: Sakura anyday, but Ino is cool to.

Kiba or Shikamaru: Kiba

Neji or Lee: Neji

Tenten or Temari: Temari is freakin' awesome!

Naruto or Saskue: Naruto, Sasuke can go rot in hell.

Gai or Kakashi:. Kakashi

Hinata or Hanabi: Hinata

Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi by a LONG shot.

Sharingan or Byakugan: Hmmm... It's a tie.

Mind or shadow control: Pretty close, but I'd have to say mind control.

Fire or Water: Water

Air or Earth: Air

Favorite Element: Water

Summon frog, snake, or snail: Snail

Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: Ehhh... Taijutsu

Weapon: A Naruto character's weapon? Can't say, but if I made up my own it would be a Double-Bladed sycthe on each end of the sycthe.

Chidori or Rasengan: Rasengan

Shadow clone or Transformation: Transformation

Who should Naruto be with: Well Hinata deserves it after all she's done for him, especially when she came to his aid fighting Pein.

Sakura: HIDAN! Though I know it won't happen...

Sasuke: No one should have to put up with his egoistic ass.

Ino: Kiba

Choji: Don't know

Shikamaru: Temari

Kiba: Ino

Hinata: Naruto

Shino: Hana

Neji: Tenten

Lee: No one.

Tenten: Neji

Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? They were in the first season, now they just want him to come home.

Best Sensei: Asuma

Should Sasuke die: YEEESSS!!!!

Which girl looks better post-timeskip: Umm... Temari

What girl looks worst post-timeskip: None of them.

What guy looks best post-timeskip: I guess uhh Gaara

Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: Sas-gay

What's the best episode: The Pein Invasion Arc and the one's with Kakuzu and Hidan.

What's the worst: Probably Hidan getting burried and Kakuzu dying.

Funniest: Hidan telling Kakuzu to eat a dick.

Wierdest: Same as last question.

Do Fillers suck: Uhh duh. They fuckin' suck.

Dubs or orginal: Original

Anime or Manga: Umm... I like both but Anime.

Favorite manga chapter: Whenever Akatsuki show up.

Least: When Sasuke appears.

Have you seen the movies: Yes

Are you a Narutard: Fuck you I'm not a tard, I'm just an addict.

Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: No but I might one day.

Do you own any Naruto items: Yep. My prize possesion is my Hidan Jashin Necklace and my boxsets.

Have you read every manga: Eh, I think so.

Have you watched every anime: Honestly, not quite.

Was this quiz troublesome: Nope, I like answering questions.

Did you understand that "joke": Well duh, you'd have to be stupid not to.

Pick the ones that fit you (italicized and bold= stuff for me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE, and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG, so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS, so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS, so I MUST be a freak.

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Tell them I was still alive when you saw me by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 244,695 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sakura and Akatsuki Holidays by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
Spend the Holidays with Sakura and the Akatsuki!This includes Christmas and Halloween!even Itachis b-day!funny and romantic with every Akatsuki and Sakura pairing! MadaSaku PeinSaku HidaSaku so on! Every holiday will be included summery sucks read review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Never cry werewolf by xxxmoonwillowxxx reviews
The mysterious Itachi Uchiha moves next door to the Haruno's. Everyone like's him, but Sakura gets really bad vibes from him. When she spies on him she discovers a very dark secret. Itachi is a werewolf and he wants Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,842 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Lonely Shugo by Shadow Quil reviews
What if Haruno Sakura were born into the world of Shugo Chara? She has her own Charas, her own attitude and her own wishes. Saku-X-Many. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Shugo Chara, but all OCs are mine. SEQUEL IS UP
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,601 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sakura H., Ikuto T., Kairi S., Kūkai S. - Complete
Back by Maissekka reviews
Tears welled in her eyes, 'this is the last straw' "I can't take it anymore Kakuzu!" She shouted at him. She then stormed out of the restaurant. And suddenly money didn't matter to him anymore. Oe-Shot, KakuSaku KakuzuXSakura. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Ringing by Maissekka reviews
She fell to the floor, landing on her rear, and looked up - still in a slight daze. Her ears ringing from the impact. It was Hidan. One-Shot, HidaSaku HidanXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Fearless by Maissekka reviews
Normally Hidan was pretty fearless. He was immortal after all. But there were a few people existing in the world that invoked fear in his heart. One of those people was...Sakura, when she was pissed. One-Shot, HidaSaku SakuraXHidan. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Chubby by Maissekka reviews
Hidan insults Sakura. Again. Need I say more? One-Shot. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Angry by Maissekka reviews
Hidan wakes Sakura up. This in itself is a bad idea, but then he has tha gall to demand Sakura dye her hair. Why? One-Shot, HidaSaku HidanXSakura. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sensational by Maissekka reviews
Sakura learns how Deidara feels when she listens in on someone else's conversation. Deidara's lovesick but doesn't think she feels the same way. What if she did feel the same but she didn't think he felt the same way. One-Shot, DeiSaku DeidaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Battle in the desert by overlordofnobodies reviews
Why looking for Sasuke. Sakura fights Karin in the desert. The battle quickies leads to a very different type of battle. KarinSaku yuri lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Karin U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dreaming of you, no not you! by Deira Flamestar reviews
Sakura has been having strange dreams, and there is no one that can help her...or is there? Sakura X Hidan, with Jashin-sama having some fun to. Rated M for Hidan's and Sakura's mouth and much lemon! I even got a plot in there to .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
What had she done? by aGreatPenName reviews
Sakura realized then that she had just sold her soul to a devil in order to stay with this man. And she was going to suffer for it. SakuraxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
He loved how crazy she was by aGreatPenName reviews
It was after she had faced off against Itachi that Hidan realized he was obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Flowers Fade by Shadow Quil reviews
"You knew the Haruno Sakura, Tousan?" she asked in awe. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
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Tengoku No Tenshi reviews
Prologue: "Sakura, help Link. I am sure you will be useful to him." Sakura, inwardly sighs. "Fine." Sakura, doesn't want to have anything to do with Link. But with a persistant Zelda and Midna, eh? What can ya do? Eventual LinkXSakura Pairing.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Link, Sakura H.
Complications reviews
Temari and Sakura are planning on coming out of the closet. Only problem are a few complications. Sasuke is being nosy and Naruto doesn't know what lesbian's are. Random One-Shot for the couple TemaSaku. Love this pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sakura H., Temari - Complete