![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Legend of Zelda. Name: Not telling, call me Ki Bun. Age: Guess there's no harm in telling, I'm 15 bitches and respect it. Religion: I'm a fuckin' jashinist. Have been since I was 8. This is the reason I am a big Hidan fan. Sexual Prefrence: I'm not to sure about that, but it wouldn't matter cause I can't be with anyone unless they're a jashinist. If I did, I would be breaking a commandment. That's a BIG no-no. Likes: I like praying, the colors red, black, blue and grey, pizza, reading, quiet places, cursing, writing, jashin holidays, Naruto Shippuden, Naruto, Naruto Manga, everything Naruto related, three days grace, or any kind of metal music. Dislikes: Goody Two Shoes, loud and noisy people, my mother's family, rude people(I know I seem rude but I'm actually nice if you take the time to get to know me), bright colors, heathens. Favorite Naruto Pairings: I only care for one pairing and that is, HidaSaku. I will occasionally read, ItaSaku, DeiSaku, KisaSaku, KakuSaku and a few others. Surprisingly, I do read KarinSaku. I don't know why I just think it's hot. Pairings I Hate: SasuSaku, Anyone with Hidan except Sakura, Anyone with Sakura except Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, Pein, or Konan (Yeah I like Yuri, suck it bitches), Sasori, or Hinata. Occasionally I like Temari. Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs, aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, GaaraIno4ever, sasukerules.org,animeprincess619, Whats2Live4, Shad-Amy, RoseHathaway, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337, Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337, Saditic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Wolfy Saku-chan, Ki Bun LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below. 1. Sakura 2. Hidan 3. Pein 4. Shikamaru 5. Itachi 6. Deidara 7. Gaara 8. Naruto 9. Hinata 10. Temari 11. TenTen 12. Ino 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, but I have seen a few of them. I wouldn't mind reading one, TenTen and Deidara are awesome! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Shika-kun is cute, not hot, cute. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Errr... I'm not answering that. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah Hinata-chan is so cute! I love her to bits! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hell no! Hidan and Deidara? Yeah right. Hidan thinks Deidara's a pansy. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Hmmm... I say Five/Ten. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? OMG! Poor Panda-chan! He shouldn't have to witness such a thing! Plus I hate Hidan/Ino. Sure Ino's cool and all but I only like Hidan/Saku-chan. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. I just don't see that happening sorry. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Well duh. NaruSaku is a really popular pairing if ya haven't noticed. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Left Alone: Ino and Shikamaru have been going out, till Shikamaru decides to leave Ino for Temari. It's up to Gaara to heal her broken heart. Or does Ino just want to be left alone? (Holy Shiz I might actually write this.) 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Awwww... ShikaSaku is such a cute pairing. Plot: Sasuke's finally back. Only he wants nothing to do with Sakura and goes after Ino. A certain lazy genius just happens to notice Sakura's depression. And he has only one thing in mind to get her mind off Sasuke. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No... 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No, but I do occasionally, cause TenTen's kickass! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Fuck no. 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Errr... I don't know. She'd probably scream about Shikamaru. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Lot's of Gender Confusion for Sakura and Ino. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I'm not even gonna answer that cause I don't care for that pairing at all. 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Uhh... You know, if Naruto wants to be gay with the sadistic crazy Jashinist, that's not really any of my business. I'm going to walk away now. 20) How emo is Seven? Gaara's not emo he just likes to kill people. Well he use to, now he's a sweetie! :3 21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? Saku- Back off Shikamaru, Hidan's mine! Shika- Sakura quit being troublesome and hand him over. He killed Asuma sensei and I plan on getting revenge! Hidan- Don't I get a fuckin' say in this?! Saku- Shut the hell up Hidan! Do you wanna go with him?! Hidan- Damn violent woman. Saku- Hmph. Now go away Shika. Shika- Not till you hand him ov-... *Get's punch and flies away* Saku- Hmph, lazy bastard. Hidan come on! Hidan- Yes Ma'am! 22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? Deidara already looks like he's crossdressing. 23) What would a One/Two baby look like? OMG! A HIDASAKU BABY! *SQUEAL* THIS IS MY FAVORITE PAIRING! Let's see... It would be a little girl, her name would be Hinoiri. She would have pink hair with silver streaks and have beautiful violent eyes. She would be a curser just like her dad, and be a jashinist. She would have a spiked giant boomerang, like the one Sango has in Inuyasha. 24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Errr. Um being blind. 25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Siblings, nuff said. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd. Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid litte shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder. I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him. You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us. I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine. Trust no man, fear no bitch. Hating me won't make you pretty. Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face. MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN? May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't. It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up. I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face. Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow. He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons. Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Sakura: Slow down, I'm scared! Hidan: No, this is fun Sakura: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Hidan: Then tell me you love me. Sakura: I love you, now slow down! Hidan: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Hidan: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. My name is Sarah I must be stupid I wish I were better I can't speak at all When I awake When my mommy does come Don't make a sound! I hear him curse I try and hide He finds me weeping He slaps me and hits me He's already locked it I fall to the floor "I'm sorry!", I scream The hurt and the pain And he finally stops My name is Sarah Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd. Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder. I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him. You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us. I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine. Note to self: It is illegal - repeat, illegal - to stab stupid people. Welcome to Hollister. Would you like earplugs, a gasmask, or a flashlight? If your problem can't be solved with duct tape or Tylenol, then you're seriously fucked. Trust no man, fear no bitch. Hating me won't make you pretty. Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face. MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN? May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't. It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up. I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face. Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow. He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons. Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ -/\_/\- ./l、 These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one: -/\_/\- Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse. NARUTO SURVEY! Characters Favorite: Sakura Least favorite: Sasuke Crush: None of them. I'm not a delusional fangirl Favorite girl: Sakura Favorite boy: Hidan Favorite Kage: Tsunade Favorite villain: Akatsuki Least Favorite Villain: Does Sasuke count? Person most like you: Probably Hidan. What you think of Choji: He's ok. Needs to quit eating so much though. What do you think of Ino: She's not bad. She's gotten better in Shippuden. What do you think of Sasuke: Sakura needs to kick his fuckin' ass. What do you think of Lee: Don't know, I never pay attention to him. What do you think of Neji: Stuck up bitch. What do you think of Naruto: He's ok, he is the heroine after all. What do think of Oro: Pedo. What do you think of Sakura: Sakura is KICK ASS! What do you think of Hinata: Hinata is pretty cool to. Ino or Sakura: Sakura anyday, but Ino is cool to. Kiba or Shikamaru: Kiba Neji or Lee: Neji Tenten or Temari: Temari is freakin' awesome! Naruto or Saskue: Naruto, Sasuke can go rot in hell. Gai or Kakashi:. Kakashi Hinata or Hanabi: Hinata Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi by a LONG shot. Sharingan or Byakugan: Hmmm... It's a tie. Mind or shadow control: Pretty close, but I'd have to say mind control. Fire or Water: Water Air or Earth: Air Favorite Element: Water Summon frog, snake, or snail: Snail Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: Ehhh... Taijutsu Weapon: A Naruto character's weapon? Can't say, but if I made up my own it would be a Double-Bladed sycthe on each end of the sycthe. Chidori or Rasengan: Rasengan Shadow clone or Transformation: Transformation Who should Naruto be with: Well Hinata deserves it after all she's done for him, especially when she came to his aid fighting Pein. Sakura: HIDAN! Though I know it won't happen... Sasuke: No one should have to put up with his egoistic ass. Ino: Kiba Choji: Don't know Shikamaru: Temari Kiba: Ino Hinata: Naruto Shino: Hana Neji: Tenten Lee: No one. Tenten: Neji Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? They were in the first season, now they just want him to come home. Best Sensei: Asuma Should Sasuke die: YEEESSS!!!! Which girl looks better post-timeskip: Umm... Temari What girl looks worst post-timeskip: None of them. What guy looks best post-timeskip: I guess uhh Gaara Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: Sas-gay What's the best episode: The Pein Invasion Arc and the one's with Kakuzu and Hidan. What's the worst: Probably Hidan getting burried and Kakuzu dying. Funniest: Hidan telling Kakuzu to eat a dick. Wierdest: Same as last question. Do Fillers suck: Uhh duh. They fuckin' suck. Dubs or orginal: Original Anime or Manga: Umm... I like both but Anime. Favorite manga chapter: Whenever Akatsuki show up. Least: When Sasuke appears. Have you seen the movies: Yes Are you a Narutard: Fuck you I'm not a tard, I'm just an addict. Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: No but I might one day. Do you own any Naruto items: Yep. My prize possesion is my Hidan Jashin Necklace and my boxsets. Have you read every manga: Eh, I think so. Have you watched every anime: Honestly, not quite. Was this quiz troublesome: Nope, I like answering questions. Did you understand that "joke": Well duh, you'd have to be stupid not to. Pick the ones that fit you (italicized and bold= stuff for me) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be fucked up. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be plotting to take over the world. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE, and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. I hate SHOPPING, so I MUST be a freak. I'm an OG, so I MUST be mexican. I like ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a druggie. I play CHESS, so I MUST be a nerd. I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST be bribing them with sex. I have a FEW FRIENDS, so I MUST be a freak. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! |
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