D. Apathy
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Joined 02-20-05, id: 762693
Author has written 3 stories for Napoleon Dynamite, and Doom.

Heya I'm a new writer on here. And stuff. I am mostly Polish, Armenian and was born in America. I speak Polish and am taking Spanish (finishing up my first year..) and I am..ehm...in 7th grade. Yes I am young. Don't kill me...I'm gonna be writing a little bit of Sci-Fi and a bit of humor. More Sci-Fi though. I'm really into Deus Ex (2!). I basically know what happend in the first one but I don't know details I just know he killed Page and went with the Helios thing. I know every corner of Invisible War, though. And I like some movies like Constantine, Donnie Darko, SAW and of course, Napoleon Dynamite. I am probably going to write a lot of Deus Ex 2 and am finishing up work for Napoleon Dynamite. If I feel really inspired and am bored, I might continue my Doom series, Reincarnation of Events and maybe my first idea, Concero, which is a crossover but I don't think I would write Concero on here...

Look above for my blog please. Read the rants and ramblings of me. You can email me at the address above. If ya wanna chat on MSN, add me @ the_webmistress23@hotmail.com and be prepared! I am usually very hyper on MSN! My email is darkapathy@mail.com. Check out myFictionPress account as well! Please? I really need reviews! It's got POETRY and an actual SERIES! There's a better profile there as well.

~D. Apathy (which was supposed to be Dark Apathy but oh well)
~Real name, Michelle.

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Deus Ex: The Conspiracy by Metroid13 reviews
Novelization of the game, with a few major changes made to the plot. Finally complete. Please excuse the initially poor writing.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 263,883 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Pieces of the Puzzle by Deathtiger reviews
rated M,Do not read if you are offended by Excessive Violence, Sexual Violence, Horrifying depictions of torture etc and Launguage...UPDATE! Wired Shut will finish up next chapter, I will be releasing a double chapter if possible,I'll try my best.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
Gambit1138: April 21April 28 by ju-on1190 reviews
In April 2005, a 14yearold by the name of Jason Schaeffer came into contact with the tape. Based on the posts he wrote on an internet message board dealing with the tape pheonomena, his story is published for the first time in harrowing and chilling detai
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Parody Ex by Pen Of God reviews
A parody of Deus Ex. Constructive criticism welcome.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Just Join the Boy Scouts by MooseyDoom777 reviews
In a state of drunken stupidity, Ms.Cartman signs Eric up to be a Girl Scout. Yes,I said Girl Scout. ::UPDATE:: Slight Slash (slight, yeah)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004
From the Silhouette to the Shadows by geezerinthecorner reviews
This story explains what happened to Nicolette and Chad between DX1 and DX2 which caused them to join the Illuminati.
Deus Ex - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
Red vs Blue Goes To the Zoo by Spectra16 reviews
Back in Blood Gulch after giving up on looking for O'Malley. Caboose thinks he sees a zoo, and Griff has an accidental encounter with Sarge on the toilet. (Written in Rooster Teeth format)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2005
Blood Gulch Randomness by Onionbreath002 reviews
Really random actual transcript of conversations during a 3 v 3 Halo match.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
In Which We Learn Why Chas is Not Allowed to Help by Darko28 reviews
Pre-Movie Chas tried to help once before, during a routine exorcism on his 18th birthday. Well, there's a reason why he had to sit in the car from then on. HumorDrama. PG-13 for cursing.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005
Chapstick and a fight Chapter One the Confiscation by The Fresh Princess reviews
NEXT CHAPTER IS IN Napoleon gets into his first fight with Pedro, has his favorite chapstick taken away in English class, and they are out of steak at home. What a day.NEXT CHAPTER IS IN! please READ AND REVIEW
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
Samara Goes to the Mall by Birdiaction reviews
What an original title (NOT). Anyway, this is a funny little story about Samara's mom taking her to the mall, and what a brat she was. Once again, enjoy.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Searching by Eliza Garcia reviews
(Spoilers!) Set a month after "The Village" ends. Kevin (park ranger) decideds to go into the woods.
Village - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Let's take over this joint, dawg by IwannaSEXGODonRYEwithMEAT reviews
Dr. Evil has a new and much better/mature way to take over the world, and a new pad to plan it out in.
Austin Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
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Opposites Attract reviews
Summer is pmsing, Pedro won't give Napoleon his tots, and Pennie and Mary live in Idaho! Oh noes, what is going on in the world of Pedro Sanchez?
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005
Reincarnation of Events reviews
2243. When the strange dreams Alexa Munin has had all her life start to connect to her insane great-grandfather, she seeks the answers to all her countless questions. Is he really crazy? And what happened to him to make him this way?
Doom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005
Happily Ever After reviews
Napoleon likes Deb. Deb likes Napoleon. But what happens when another girl interferes? Who will Napoleon choose? T because of the "s" word. One of my first as well. Enjoy.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005