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Joined 05-28-11, id: 2942966, Profile Updated: 12-24-11

Hi-llo im pokemaster4life4eva here or pokemaster if you prefer. I am a HUGE pokemon and legend of zelda fan. So here are a few things about me

gender:Female (So what i'm a tomboy. Have a problem? Deal with it.)

Name: might give it away in the future but in stories i would be called pokemaster

what i do in my spare time: read, write, draw, play on my ds, use my laptop, and watch anime

Motto~ I don't need a life. I'm a gamer! I have lots of them~! X3

Bestie: Slyplayer13

things about me:I was born and raised in Covina, California. I always am making up a story in my mind or drawing. All of my friends agree that i am a pokemon freak and am really random. I cant go a month without writing a story and drawing. I have five dogs (Sparky, Stefani, Dodger, Cisco, Chloe) and I have two birds (Tito, Fezz)

Other Info about me ^_^

Kay so I'm super obsessed with Pokemon and Zelda everything I do on the internet has to be about Pokemon or Zelda you rarely see me on another site that is not about Pokemon or zelda.

Kate: I ask what is your Favorite Ranger game

Me:Pokemon Ranger Guardian Signs (I'm pretty sure you figured that one out lol)

Ben: i can't believe I'm asking this but what is your Fav pokemon shippings

Me:Vatonageshipping,Almiashipping,Triplekshipping, Obliviashipping, Rangershipping, WhosOnTopshipping, Measureshipping, icywindshipping, Rangercheerfulsignshipping, Rangershockershipping, selfishrivalshipping, pokeshipping, Contestshipping, ikarishipping(spelling?), chessshipping (spelling?) Childhoodshipping, Palletshipping(yes yaoi), oldrivalshipping, specialshipping, comashipping(yaoi and spelling?) cafemochashipping(more yaoi), wishfulshipping, egoshipping, and ferriswheelshipping but I also like other shipping but I dont know the names so NEXT QUESTION.

Ash: what is your Favorite Trainer Game

Me: Hmmm I gotta say that heart gold and soul silver versions are my favorite because you get to walk with your pokemon and there's the pokewalker what isn't awesome about that... NEXT QUESTION.

Summer: what Age

Me:I think Ill leave that one blank

Kellyn: when is your Birthday

Me: August 19

Keith:Grade

Me: Ill leave it blank because it might give away my age

Keith: State you were born in

Me: CALIFORNIA oh yea!

Keith: favorite fanfic authors

Me: Hmmmmm can I leave that one BLANK, i mentioned that earlier.

Keith: STOP GETTING THEM BLANK IM EVEN BOTHERING TO HELP YOU WHICH IS VERY UNEXPECTED

Me: Sorry, just give me the next question.

Kate:hmmm oh how about fav pokemon

Me: Awesome question The Legendaries Eevee and it evolutions and Pikachu

Summer: I'm sure she meant #1

Me: Oh Pikachu and Eevee

Sven: Favorite ranger

Me: Seriously BLANK I think all the rangers are awesome

Rhythmi: Fav operator

Me: You of course!

Nema: Do you like machines

Me: What kind of question is that

Nema: i'm just asking

Me: I like video games and my computer

Rand: Are you responsible

Me: ummm... kinda

Leanne: Do you like history

Me: not really

Prof. Hastings: What has been your favorite mission and in which region

Me: fav mission is the extra mission pledge to Arceus in the Oblivia Region

ChairPerson Erma: fav ranger moment.

Me: When Keith saves me from the darkness and why are random characters popping up?

Solana, Lunick, Kate, Kellyn, Keith, Ben and Summer: No idea,

Ganondorf: Favorite Zelda boss.

Me: ...hm...i guess Gano- Vaati!

Ganondorf: (scowls)

Wendy: do you like flying

Me: Yea sure latias goes super fast but sometime chasing birds gets annoying because of all the space it takes to turn

Murph: Do you like helping people

Me: Of course I do

Kate: Hahahaha she's creeped out

Me: yes. yes I am NEXT QUESTION

Summer: your Hair color

Me: Dark Brown ^_^

Kate: your Favorite colors

Me: YELLOW AND RED!!!!! ^_^

Solana: Fav song

Me: i don't know so BLANK

Ben: favorite partner pokemon

Me: Hmmmm STARLY AND UKULELE PICHU so cute :3

Keith: Eye color

Me: Dark Brown too ^_^

Summer: wait so your hair and eyes are Dark brown

Me: Yep ^_^

Summer:...

Ben: hardest pokemon to capture

Me: What

Ben: HARDEST POKEMON YOU CAPTURED

Me:... I don't know I captured each one of my pokemon without failing in pokemon ranger guardian signs (not bragging ^_^) shadows of almia, and pokemon ranger but the pokemon that I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh was Regigigas. -_- OH YEAA!! And Muk in the first game...stupid Muk...

Ben: Show off

Me: *smirks evily*

Keith: What do you do at school that does not include learning

Me: draw, write talk with friends thats almost all I do

Kellyn: favorite thing to do at home

Me: play my video games go on the computer watching Tv and playing with my dog and lil sis. XD

Summer: Favorite legendary?

Me: Arceus, Giratina, Latios or Latias. all 4 are awesome. :D

Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HELLO? LISTEN! ur favorite Zelda partner?

Me: *CoughAnnoyingCough* Midna!!!

Navi: (glares)

Lyra: Strongest pokemon in heart gold and soul silver versions

Me: Ho-oh level 100 :D

Rhythmi: fav pokemon that is NOT a legendary

Me: EEVEE and PIKACHU!!! Is so cute :3

wendy: what was your first pokemon game

Me: Pokemon Leaf Green

Sven: First crush on a game

Me: *sweatdrop* W...wha

Sven: answer

Me: no w...wa...no way

Sven: come on

Me: no my old crush stays secret

Wendy: old crush whats the new one

Me: NOT TELLING

Sven: come on

Me: NEVER

Wendy: come on tell us

Me: I said NEVER

Sven: TELL

Me: Do you want me to hurt you that badly?

Sven: *sweatdrop* no just tell us

Me: NOOOOO I SAID NEVER CHANGE THE QUESTON DX

Wendy: Fine

Summer: What time got you the angriest on your first game

Me: When Heath captured Keith and actually forced me to give him the yellow gem. At first i said he could keep Keith but he wouldnt allow it.

Keith:...

Me: Well i was only listening to Keith! He said to!! It did make me a bit mad though...

Ben: first failure on your first game

Me: i think it was when i was capturing the Muk in the first ranger game. it was an epic fail. Stupid stupid stupid muk!

Dawn: First battle that you lost on pearl version

Me: Maylene's pokemon gym. Lucario was hard to beat!

Summer: Favorite moment on pokemon ranger guardian signs

Me: Hmmmm the one I like the most was the cocona festival because I had to go through that exam thing and see Ukulele pichu and its pals do a performance so cute :3

Zelda: (giggles) Do you LIKE Link?

Me: s-stop asking these questions!!!

Zelda: So you do?

Me: i-i never said that!!

Link: (arches eyebrow)

Me: eh heh... (sweatdrops) Next question???

Eevee: (my character pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky): Sadest moments on pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky

Me: When i had to leave my partner Pikachu! ( i was on the verge of tears but i was so happy when we got back together!)

Random youtube person: favorite youtube videos

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh random youtube person Ho-oh use Sacrad Fire and Burn him to a crisp!

Ho-oh*comes out of pokeball and uses Sacrad Fire*

Me: Awesome thats my Ho-oh ^_^

Random youtube person: *Burnt to a crisp*

Me: Well At least i should answer the question, ALL VIDEOS THAT ARE ABOUT POKEMON, ZELDA, AND MUSIC THAT I LIKE

Random anime fangirl and fanboy together: FAVORITE ANIMES?!?!?

Me: O.o Ho-oh, you know what to do...

Random anime fangirl and fanboy: *burnt to ashes*

Me:...now i feel bad. So i'll answer! So far it's Hetalia, Pokemon, DN Angel, Inuyasha, and Black Butler :3

Summer:... what the heck are those?

Me: O.O" YOU. WILL. REGRET. THOSE. WORDS.

Summer: Shoot! *runs to random hiding spot*

Me: *chasing Summer while surrounded by flames*

Lunick: eh heh... ^^; Favorite pokemon movie?

me: *walks back slowly and eerily* Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea

Zelda: *shifts uncomfortably* favorite Zelda game?

Me: uhhhh... hmm... Twilight Princess(beautiful graphics :'D), Ocarina of Time 3D (AWESOMENESS!!!) AND The Minish Cap (So cute! I love Ezlo! XD)

Solana: How often do you play your games

Me: ALOOOOOOT!!

Link: favorite Zelda enemy to kill?

Me: OoO YOU CAN TALK!?!?!?!?

Link:...just answer the question...

Me: Fine...OCTOROKS!!!

Sven: Now then. Who do you like?

Me: SVEN SHUT UP OR UR DEAD!

Sven: ...

Summer: Well I think those are all the questions,

Me: YES FINALLY *Sighs* Well see ya guys and thanks

Everyone: SEE YA *leaves*

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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

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FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

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FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

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FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

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BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

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Pokemon. And don't you dare forget it.

Ash Ketchum Lover. And don't you dare forget it.

You just lost the game. And don't you-CRAP!!

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Pick 10 Pokemon characters

1.Ben

2.Keith

3.Solana

4.Kate

5.Summer

6.Lunick

7. Kellyn

8. Isaac

9.Rythmi

10. Me :3

3 slapped 8 while pouring milk. Why?

Solana: ISAAC! WHY'D YOU PUT A DEAD FLY IN MY MILK?!?!

Isaac: It fell in there when i swatted it! i swear!

1 and 9 go to the beach. 9 builds a sandcastle and 1 falls asleep. What would 9 do if 1 rolled over his/her sandcastle while sleeping?

Rythmi: Buries Ben in sand in front of ocean. Wave hits him, a crab pinches his leg, and he screams running into a boulder, falling face first into sand. (smirks evily) That should teach him...

10 and 4 are watching a movie when 6 comes in and throws popcorn at their faces. What is their reaction?

Me: 5 seconds...

Lunick: (runs)

Kate: (finds an Infernape and captures it)

Me: (Sends out Ho-oh from pokeball)

Kate and Me: USE FIREBLAST!!

Lunick: ...(is burned)

Me: :D

2 and 7 are fighting while 5, 4, and 3 are whispering to each other. What's Happening?

Summer: I bet $10 on Keith.

Solana: I bet $10 on Kellyn.

Kate: I bet $30 that they knock each other out.

Summer: That much?!?

Solana: Your gonna run outta money...

Kate: Watch.

Rythmi comes in and punches both in the face. Keith and Kellyn both fall unconcious at the same time.

Kate: (smirks) Pay up.

Solana and Summer: (glares) Cheater. You knew that was gonna happen. You practically live with them...


Favorite Quotes:

when life gives you lemons you either make grape juce and watch the world wonder how you did it, throw them back and demand chocolate, or make lemonade -srry i forget where it came from

when life hands you skittles, you throw them at random people and yell TASTE THE DAMN RAINBOW! -forgot where i got it

I work for the smiles of people and pokemon -pokemon ranger shadows of almia

i know the perfect sport for a brat like you sky diving with out a parechute -pokemon ranger guardian signs

Do Re Mi fa So So thats it ill go to sophian island-pokemon ranger guardian signs

Weirdness + randomness= Awesomeness -TopRangerKate and POKEMONFAN 4EVER

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore i am perfect. -srry i forget where it came from

All weird people are normal and all normal people are weird! -ME!! :)

have you seen their faces their just not--wahh you two your glaring at me with a gleam of determination in your eyes- pokemon ranger soa

I've got so much energy i don't know what to do with it! -Ash/Satoshi

That mini-Misty is scarier than the real one -Ash/Satoshi

I'm an apple a day and i need a doctor right away -Ash/Satoshi

Your givin me a pain but i can't say where cause kids are watchin this show! -Meowth

I'm so smart that sometimes I don't understand a single word I just said. -Ash/Satoshi

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was: You'll never find anyone like me again.

What I was thinking: I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.. -dunno

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. -dunno

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -dunno

Love your enemies. It'll make them crazy.-dunno

Well as long as we're sharing our feelings, your cooking tastes like petrified couch stuffing. -America/Alfred Jones

PAASSSSTTAAAAAAAA~! -Italy/Feliciano Vargas

I HATE-A YOU SO MUCH-A!! -Romano/ Lovino Vargas

MOOSTACHE!!! -Romano/Lovino Vargas

I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape. -Germany/Ludwig

Today i had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it. -Italy/Feliciano Vargas

BRITTEN TOTALLY GOT A STAR STUCK IN HIS HEAD THAT'S BAD A$$! -America/Alfred Jones

China, I choose you! -America/Alfred Jones

I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk! -America/Alfred Jones

Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces! -Italy/Feliciano Vargas

Favorite shippings:

RangerShipping (Solana and Lunick)

IcywindShipping (Spencer and Elita)

SelfishRivalShipping (Aria and Jackie)

TripleKShipping (Kate and Keith and Kellyn)

VatonageShipping (Kate and Keith)

MeasureShipping (Rythimi and Issac)

ObliviaShipping (Summer and Ben)

WhosOnTopShipping (Sven and Wendy)

RangerCheerfulsignShipping (Lunick's Minun and Solana's Plusle)

RangershockerShipping (Kate's Pachirisu and Kellyn's Pachirisu)

PokeShipping (Misty and Ash)

AdvanceShipping (May and Ash)

ContestShipping (May and Drew)

PearlShippong (Dawn and Ash)

IkariShipping (Dawn and Paul)

ComaShipping (Ash and Paul)

CafeMochaShipping (Ash and Cilan)

WishfulShipping (Cilan and Iris)

NegaiShipping (Ash and Iris)

ChessShipping (Black and White)

ChildhoodShipping (Dawn and Kenny)

OldrivalShipping (Blue and Green)

EgoShipping (Gary and Misty)

PalletShipping (Gary and Ash)

FerrisWheelShipping (White and N)

SpecialShipping (Red and Yellow)

SoulSilverShipping (Lyra and Silver)

ColdCoffeeShipping (Barry and Paul)

CollideShipping (Barry and Ash)

RocketShipping (Jessie and James)

OriginalShipping (Red and Green Oak)

MangaPokeShipping (Red and Misty)

PikaShipping (Ash and Pikachu)

MalevolentShipping (Ash and Evil Ash)

AlfShipping (Ash and Max)

BelleShipping (Dawn and Drew)

OutCryShipping (May and Paul)

BoulderShipping (Ash and Brock)

Shoppingshipping (May and Brock)

StaffShipping (Lucario and Sir Aaron)

SideCarShipping (Ash and Officer Jenny)

Mommyshipping (Ash and Delia)

DoppleGangerShipping (Ash and Ashley)

Now For the Q&A session of terror

Kate: do you love an anime character?

Me:uuuuhhh...y..yes

Lunick, Ben, Keith and Kellyn: WHO!?!?!?!?!

me:...

Solana, Kate and Summer:STOP TOURTURING HER!!!

me: its ok ill say it. Ben

Ben: OHH YAH YES NO TOURTURING FOR ME YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Keith, Kellyn and Kate: dang it

Summer: (glares)

Solana and Lunick: this aint good

me: Nope. It isn't (grins evily)

Sven: HAH! YOU TOLD!!! IM SOOO GONNA TELL WENDY!!

Me: Im gonna get you. Soon. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But soon...

Sven: O.o (runs away)

me: well moving on then

im the kind of girl who doesnt scream during a scary movie but will scream her head off when a toaster stroodal pops out of the toaster oven.post this on your profile if your this kind of girl!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHAT IS...

Your thoughts first waking up: I'm tired _ _;

The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: nose

Your best physical feature: My eyes

Your bedtime: when ever im tired. BURN!!

Your greatest accomplishment: STRAIGHT A'S ALL YEAR!!

Your most missed memory: I...I'd rather not talk about it. *sniff sniff*

YOU PREFER...

Pepsi or coke: I hate soda. heehee ^^'

McDonald's or Burger King: Micky D's!

Single or group dates: Not sure

Adidas or Nike: Nike

Chocolate or vanilla: Mint. BURN AGAIN!!!

Cappuccino or coffee: dunno

Bras or Panties: Why do you need to know?

DO YOU...

Smoke: NO!

Cuss: Nuh nuh nuh no..

Take a shower everyday: Nope!

Have a crush(es): wha...what? why do you need to know?!

Do you think you've been in love: YAAAA, No...

Want to go to college: I don't know?!

Like high school: can't tell, haven't been.

Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: occasionally

Believe in yourself: Yup yup!

Get motion sickness: ???

Think you're attractive: i dunno..

Think you're a health freak: Nope!

Get along with your parents: 'Course!

Like thunderstorms: THEY GET ME HYPER!!!!! XD

Play an instrument: I'd like to play guitar.

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU...

Drank alcohol: HECK NOOOOO!!!

Smoke(d): again, HECK NOOO!!!

Done a drug: NEVAAAAZZ!!

Go to the mall: Nope

Eaten sushi: Never had. Never will.

Been on stage: nopey

Gone skating: sadly, no...

Made homemade cookies: I WIIIISH!! D'

Dyed your hair: nopesy

Stolen anything: I WOULD NEVER!!!

HAVE YOU EVER...

Flown on a plane: To Colorado!

Missed school because it was raining: in my dreams...

Told a guy/girl that you liked them: nopezzz. neva liked nyone!

Cried during a Movie: Dont think so...

Ever thought an animated character was hot: Maybe... ;)

Had an imaginary friend: Who doesn't? (You must have one at some point in your life!)

Been on stage: noez...

Cut your hair: Obviously!

Had crush on a teacher: EEEEWWWW!! why would i crush on the worst thing in my life?!?!?!?

Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No

Been caught "doing something": Never!

Been called a tease: No

Gotten beaten up: No

Been in a fight: No

Shoplifted: Never ever ever!

THE FUTURE...

Do you hope to be married: Ehhhh...

Numbers and Names of Children: 0

Describe your Dream Wedding: Ehhhh...

How do you want to die: ...

What do you want to be when you grow up: Artist, Author, Vet, Voice Actress for Pokemon^.^

What country would you most like to visit: Japan!


If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, pokemaster4life4eva

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. Hey hey you you I don't lik ur girlfriend

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, fire five RPG's at Miley, empty six rounds of AK-47 ammo into each of the Jonas brothers, chainsaw their heads off, and then throw them into the Hudson river!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, pokemaster4life4eva

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! YAY!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you've ever searched for something for hours and then realize that you're holding it in your hand the whole time copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Inuforlyf, Kimster44, wolfsaver-ladey, jasmine0317, CherriEclipse, Top Ranger Kate, pokemaster4life4eva

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

( )_( )(")_(")
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile... =P

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever acted so evily and unpredictably random one moment then completely forget you did anything and your friends now believe that you have a bad case of short term memory loss, copy and paste this on your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally cut yourself with a knife, post this on your profile. ( i was cutting an orange with a butter knife ^^')

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

PIINNNAAAAPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEESSSS!!!!!! If you are really random put this on your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. My note: I don't believe she will kill me but I copy and pasted this because I know this event is true.

(。◕‿◕。) Pika Pi!!

Post this on you profile to share the love of pikachu!!!

My Girl & Guy Sides

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes. depends on how bad they get hurt. :/)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Does going to baseball games count?)
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (My cousins always participate and sports and the popcorn is delicious ^^)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Red for me ^^)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (I cover up my mouth though)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes...)

Total: 18/26 (WOW...o,O Well, i am a tomboy but this is kinda scary...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I used to be in gymnastics but I quit)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 5/26 (OH MY MUKING ARCEUS!!!!!! XD)

More about me

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: YES!

Your friends: yep!

Santa Claus: NO.

Tooth Fairy: No.

Destiny/Fate: Yes.

Angels: Yes!!!!

Ghosts: Yes

UFO's: yes

God: YES!!!!

QUIZ!! :D

ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SURVEY CRAPPY STUFF THAT I CHOSE TO DO.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

Ash glared at James. When Team Rocket was around, that could only mean trouble.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My Pikachu pillowpet :D

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V

Pokemon Black and White

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:25pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:23pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The t.v

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking. BURN.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My laptop. BURN.

9. What are you wearing? (What a creepy question...)

PJ's :D

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I was the 11th top ranger and my Starly DESTROYED Kinciad! Alright Starly! XD

When did you last laugh?

When my bro and i were seeing who could kick higher, i kicked so high i fell down!! XD XD (i won tho!!)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A wall full of pokemon pictures and hand drawn pokemon pictures done by me

13. Seen anything weird lately?

YES! my mom made out with one of my dogs!! (EEEEEUUUWWWW and HAHAHAHAHA!!!)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

AWESOMENESS!!!!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pokemon ranger and the temple of the sea.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Everything I've ever wanted. BURN AGAIN.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

Depends. WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make Japan and the United States best friends. :D

19. Do you like to dance?

How 'bout NO.

20. George Bush:

Ranger sign Raikou Entei and Suicine ATTACK HIM!!! (Points at Bush)

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes. In Japan.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


Name 10 characters

1.Kate

2. Solana

3. Rhythmi

4. Lunick

5. Keith

6. Isaac

7. Ben

8. Summer

9. Kellyn

10. Me

Would you make a 9/4 Song fic?

Kellyn and Lunick? HAH! I don't think so...

How about 6/10 romance?

Me and Isaac? YUK! Plus, he's Rythmi's!

Have you ever seen a 1/3 romance fic?

Rhythmi and Kate? sadly... yes and it was... uhhh... kinda akward for all the readers...

Will you make 2/5 fluff?

Solana and Keith. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KEITH BELONGS WITH KATE FOREVA!!!! SOLANA AND LUNICK FOREVA!!!

What about 7/8 romance?

BEN BELONGS WITH SUMMER!!!!!!!

How about 1 and 5 are together but 8 starts to get jealous and goes after 4 but 7 won't allow it so 3 says all romance is screwed up.

Kate and Keith are together but Summer starts to get jealous and goes after Lunick but Ben won't allow it so Rythmi says all romance is screwed up. That acually makes sense. YAY KATE AND KEITH FOREVA AND EVA SO REMEMBER THAT SOLANA!


i am against child abuse

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. If you believe in spreading human awareness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them.


Random quiz

1) emo or scene? -emo2) cat ears or bunny ears?- Cat ears :3
3) mad tv or saturday night live? Uhhhh... seeing as I have no life when it comes to american television, I'll pass.
4) smurfs or snorks? SMURFS!
5) derf or doof? DERF!
6) your mom or your face? MOM! actually it depends
7) pwn or fail? FAIL!
8) hobo or homo? HOMO!
9) chris croker or numa numa dude? ...
10) Opera or Phil? PHIL!
11) mattxmello or lxlight? (just a little yaoi in there for ya) I... don't know either of those.
12) OMG! or WTF? WTF?!
13) charlie the unicorn or OVER 9000!!!? CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14) would you rather eat a wild badger or Marilyn Manson's...you know... A wild badger. You can cook and disinfect it.
15) Yaoi or Yuri? YAAAAOOOIIIIII!!!!

IN THE LAST 24 HRS

Cried: no

Worn jeans: yes

Met someone: no

Done laundry: no

Drove a car: I'm im not old enough

Talked on the phone: no

NUMBER OF
Number of girl/boyfriends you've had: None

Number of kisses you've given: Do the ones you give your parents count?

Number of drugs taken illegally: none

Number of people I could trust with my life: 9

Number of CDs that I own: who has cds any more

Number of piercings: 2, my ears

Number of tattoos: 0

Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 0

Number of scars on my body: 4

Number of things in my past that I regret: ALOT

FAVORITES
Shampoo: suav swim+sports

Fav Color: RED AND YELLOW!! AAHWWW YEAH!!!

Day or Night: Night ( i have my reasons... :D)

Summer/Winter: FALL! BURNZZZ

Lace or Satin: Lace

Fave Cartoon Character: BEN!!!! I LOVE YOU

Fave Food: it depends...

Fave Movies: all pokemon movies!!!!!

Fave sport: swimming

Fave sports stars: dont care never will

List ten random characters! (OCs too!)

1.) Solana (Pokemon Ranger)

2.) Lunick (Pokemon Ranger)

3.) Kate (Pokemon Ranger)

4.) Kellyn (Pokemon Ranger)

5.) Keith (Pokemon Ranger)

6.) Summer (Pokemon Ranger)

7.) Ben (Pokemon Ranger)

8.) Rythmi (Pokemon Ranger Operater)

9.) Isaac (Pokemon Ranger professer)

10.) Me (:3)

Then answer the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Solana! Is there a reason why you woke me up?

Solana: You forgot to make your lunch.

Number 3 waked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Me: What do you want?!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Hot cheetos and Sprite...AWESOME! :D

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: -is putting sand on Summer's chest-

Summer: -still sleeping-

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: prepare for torture...

Ben: D:'

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Rythmi: The doctor said i have 5 months-

Me: NO! DON'T DIE!! D:

Rythmi: No! I have 5 months to stay here!

Me: Oh...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: -chasing Isaac-DIE!!!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: How can I ignore myself? :O

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: Solana would protect me of course. :D

Solana: Can't Lunick do it? I don't wanna die! DX

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break you leg. What does 2 do?

Me: -is being carried by Lunick- It hurts! And it's all your fault!

Lunick: Just shut up...

It's your birthday. What does 3 give you?

Me: CHEESE BALLS! :D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Me: Kellyn would capture a Buizel and save the house! :D

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do?

Me: Keith! Are you sure I should do this?

Keith: If I can hit myself with a baseball bat, so can you! :D

You're about to marry Number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Solana: So...you're marrying yourself?

Me: Yep :3

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: I would never date anyone! DX

You compete in a tourtament. How does 9 support you?

Isaac: Why are you even partcipating in this if you hate excersizing?

Me: Someone said they'd give me $20...

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Heehee I'd still be laughing XD

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Solana. Why do you keep going into my dreams?

Solana: What are you talking about?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Me: I'm not a lesbian! D:

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Summer: IN YOUR DREAMS KEITH!

Keith: I'D RATHER KISS KATE!!

Kate: What?!? :/o

Keith:... :/.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me and Ben: SUMMER! How could you!? D,

Summer: -sweatdrop-^^'

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Ben, if you hate my haircut, just say it.

Ben: It sucks..?

Me: -gets scissors- YOUR HAIR'S TO TALL!!!! D:

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never have a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell

Me: Ryth, you do know that Isaac has a crush on you.

Rythmi: What!? :D

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Me: Isaac...what the heck is this?

Marty: Oops! Sorry! I was supposessed to send that to Ryth.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Once again, not a lesbian!

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Of course. Their buds. :D

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Me: Can't you go poke someone else?

Kellyn: -still poking me- No...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Solana: I call wrestling!

Keith: Ditto! :D

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Summer: Guess who made waffles!

Kate: For dinner? That's worse then me heating up a TV dinner!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Me: hair stylest (I don't know!)

Ben and Isaac: WHAT!?

Me: (looks at haircuts) You Two would SOOO fail at that!

Ben and Isaac: Shut up...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that ok?

Rythmi: I'm sorry Keith but your hair is too spiky.

Keith: I know...T_T

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Summer: Isaac, you sketched Ben

Isaac: Well...I...Uh... Pokemaster made me!!!!

Me: ^^' you two BELONG together!! anyone can see it!!

Summer: That's like saying you and Prof. Hastings belong together. :(

Me: EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUWWWW!!!!! OLD PEOPLE GERMS!!!(no offense to all old people in this world! ^^')

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about?

Me: -blushing- I just saw 1,000 ways to die, and this person who died, the way was so disgusting! DX

Isaac: -blushing- I saw that to! Poor vital regions. (Anyone watch "1,000 ways to die"?)

1 accendentally kicked 10?

Solana: Oops! Sorry pokemaster .

Me: It's ok. ^ ^

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen?

Isaac: A movie? Well, he's buying the popcorn then...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Keith: Why did I have to be the punching bag?

Summer: Cause you kept calling me a weak girl.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: I'm sorry Summer. I thought I sent you the invitation!

Summer: Aww don't worry about it.

7 won the lottery?

Ben: Summer! I bought you a Ferrari! :D

8 had quite a big secret?

Rythmi: There's no way I'm gonna tell anyone!

Isaac: How 'bout me?

Rythmi: ESPECIALLY YOU!!!!

9 became a singer?

Isaac: -singing beautifully-

Rythmi: Go Isaac! X/3

10 got a daughter?

Me: But too young D:

What would 1 think of 2?

Me: Solana secretly loves Lunick of course.

Solana: -blushing- N-no I wouldn't!!!

How would 3 greet 4?

Kate: What up Kelly! :D

Kellyn: Go away.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Kellyn: Please. Now why would I envy HIM?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Keith:-sleeptalking- Ow! OW~! I'm sorry I called you a wuss Summer! Just let me live!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: They have so much in common, that they should be together! X3

Summer: Are you kidding me?

What would make 7 be angry at 8?

Ben: STOP TREATING SUMMER LIKE SHE'S TRASH!

Rythmi: Summer dosen't even act like a 'she'!

What would 9 never dare tell 10?

Isaac: pokemaster, someone stole your laptop.

Me: NOOOOOO~! DX

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Me: Waah~! I'm sorry I told Lunick that you like him!

Solana: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

How do you feel right now.

Thirsty :3


List Characters from pokemon

1.Lunick

2. Solana

3. Keith

4. Kate

5. Kellyn

6. Summer

7. Ben

8. Rythmi

9. Isaac

10. Wendy

11. Sven

12. Nema

13. Ralph (kid met in the begining of pokemon ranger guardian signs)

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Lunick: Pokemaster. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up! WAKE UP!

Me: (slaps Lunicks face) Five more minutes...

What is your reason to kill 5?

Me: Keith said he'd give me $100 if i did...^^'

12 seems to be a player. Breaking many hearts. What do you say to confront him/her?

Me: NEMA!! Im telling Rand AND Leanne!!

Nema: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MOM!!!!!

What does 4 like best about 6?

Kate: (Eyes are shining) Can you summon Latias again?!?!

Summer: (sighs)

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Me: Ready Solana?

Solana: (grins evily) Ready!

Me: (Sends Ditto from pokeball) Use transform! Turn into Solana!

A few seconds later, Lunick walks up to Ditto Solana.

Lunick: Hey Solana!

Ditto Solana: Hey Lunick... (puts arms around his neck) How are you?

Lunick: (blushes) uh...um...I-I'm F-F-Fine... How are y-you?

Me: (snickers and whispers) Ditto use flame thrower!

Solana: It knows Flamethrower?

Me: (Watches a very confused Lunick get burned by Ditto Solana) Yea the move stayed after I battled a Ponyta. (true story. Except i was battling Tauros)

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

KAAAAAATEEE!!!!!!!

You come into a room to find 5 and 6 making out. What do you do?

Me: Oh. My. God.

Summer/Kellyn: POKEMASTER! SHOOT!!!!!

Me: (Grabs Pikachu lamp and hits both heads multiple times) SUMMER YOU BELONG WITH BEN!!!! KELLYN I THOUGHT YOU LOVED KATE!?!?!?!?!

Summer:(Dizzy) i like your lamp...

Kellyn:(Dizzy) Yea, where'd you get it???...

Me: (sweatdrop)

2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?

Summer: We HAVE to save her!!!!!

Isaac: (calling Lunick) Yea. She's in the earth. Literally. I don't know how just get your FeebASS over here and save her!!!

Summer: (sweatdrop) okay then... i'll be catching a dugtrio if you need me...

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more then friends?

Me: (using Rythmi and Isaac Voodoo dolls) Come on! Kiss already!

10 seems to have a huge crush on you. Then he/she confesses this to you by text message.

Me: WENDY?!? YOUR A LEZ?!?

Wendy: no, Sven bet me $50 i wouldn't do it.

Me: Really now? Didnt know he had that kind of money... If you need me i'll be bugging Sven for stuff i want.

Wendy: (sweatdrop)

12 and 13 are performing in a talent show. What do they do

Nema: (carries weird yellow gun) This is an invention i made called The-Turn-A-Human-Into-A-Pokemon Raygun!

Ralph: And I will be testing it out!

Nema: (types Eevee into gun dile and shoots and Ralph) And now i have a cute adorable awesome sweet little Eevee!!

Rand: TURN ME BACK!! NOW!!!!!!

Nema: (smirks evily) But you look so cute this way!!!

6 is sitting beside you on a beach, sleeping. What do you do?

Me: (Buries Summer in sand and puts 3 sandcrabs in sand next to her) that should teach her to eat my icecream and dougnuts. :D

You and 7 were on vacation, when suddenly you fall and break your leg. What does 7 do

Ben carries me to hospital

Me: (screams) OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! IT HUUUUURRRRTS!!!!!! STUPID CATERPIE!!!

Ben:your the one who agitated it. its not my fault it used string shot to trip you.

Me: -_-" shut up...

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

Me: Kate you didn't invite me!!!

Kate: Im SOOOOO sorry!! Keith was bugging me and ripped the invitation so i couldnt send you one!

Me: so this is Keith's fault... I'll be right back.

Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 9, 5, and 12?

I'd kill Nema, kiss Isaac, and marry Kellyn.

Nema: HEY!!

Isaac: (blushes slightly)...

Kellyn: (blushes madly)...

1 and 3 have been in a hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: (charges into the room-) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAOI BETWEEN THEM IS A HUGE NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Lunick and Keith: -Playing Pokemon Battle Revolution-

Keith: Oh, hey pokemaster! Wanna play after i beat Lunick?

Lunick: (Rolls eyes) Yeah, that's gonna happen. And why'd you barge in here?

Me: Uh, no reason... (sighs in relief)


Me: Im bored T.T

Summer: Slap Jack

Me: ???

Ben: oh no

Me: What's going on?

Summer: we're playing Slap Jack. Its a card game

Me: REALLY!? I love that game! Can i play? PLEASE!?!?

Ben: what do u say Summer?

Summer: SLAP JACK! i took all of your cards so i win haha! and sure!

Ben: D8

Me: YEEEEEES!!!

Few minutes Later

Me: IM WINNING! XD

Summer: D8 Wut

Ben: D8

Me: Hee hee

Summer: *has 1 card left*

Ben: *has 1 cards left*

Me: *evil smirk* *has all but 2 cards*

Summer puts down a King of clubs, Ben puts down a 3 of hearts, and i put down a Jack and slap it.

Summer: D8

Ben: D8 OMA

Me: ;D Hee hee


Me: (giggles) You KNOW you do!

Rythmi: (blushes) I DO NOT!!!

Me: Don't deny it!

Rythmi: But it isn't true!!

Kate: Hey guys! What's up?

Rythmi: The sky.

Me: What's down?

Kate: Uhhh... Anyways, why did i hear Rythmi yelling ' I DO NOT'?

Me: Cuz she LOOOVES Isaac and won't admit it!

Rythmi: I don't admit it cause it's not true!

Keith: What up peeps?

Me: What's down?

Keith: ...

Me: WHY WON'T ANYONE ANSWER THAT?!?!?

Isaac: Hi everyone.

Rythmi: (blushing) H-hi Isaac.

Me: (evil smirk) Hey Isaac! Rythmi wanted to speak with you privately! She told me.

Isaac: Oh? Well, ok.

Rythmi: Pokemaster, your dead.

Me: You'll thank me later! See Ya! Drags Keith and Kate with me out door.


Pokemon Season 1 Theme song :D

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

POKEMON GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Pokemon, its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

POKEMON GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

POKEMON


Season 2 theme song :D

So you wanna be a master? Pokemon!

Do you got the skills to be numbah one?

I wanna take the ultimate step
Find the courage to be born
Risk it all and not the forget the lessons that I hold

I wanna go where no ones been.
Far beyond the crowd, yeah
Learn a way to take command, use the power that's in my hand
We all live in a Pokemon world
Pokemon!
I wanna be the greatest master of them all, the greatest master
We all live in a Pokemon world
Pokemon!
I put myself to the test, be better than all the rest

So you wanna be a master of Pokemon
Do you have the skills to be numbah one

We all live in a Pokemon world
Pokemon!

I wanna be the greatest master of them all, the greatest master

Pokemon!


Season 3 theme song :D

It's a whole new world we live in

Pokemon Johto
(Do-do-do-do-do-do)

Everybody wants to be a mas-ter
Everybody wants to show their skills
Everybody wants to get there fas-ter
Make their way to the top of the hill

Each time you try
Your gonna get a little bit bet-ter
Each step you climb
It's one more step up the ladder

It's a whole new world we live in
(Do-do-do-do-do-do)
It's a whole new way to see
(Do-do-do-do-do-do)
It's a whole new place
With a brand new attitude
But 'cha still gotta catch em all
Be the best that you can be
(Do-do-do-do-do-do)
Pokémon Johto

(Do-do-do-do-do-do)
Its a whole new world we live in
but you still gotta catch 'em all
and be the best that you can be
Pokemon Johto
POKEMON JOHTO


Season 4 Theme song :D

Pokemon
Pokemon
Pokemon
Let's do this

I want to be the very best
That no one ever was (ever was)
To catch them as my real test
To train them is my cause
My whole life have led to this
Time to test my skill
I know that I just can miss
Gonna show the world

Born to be a winner (Johto)
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best (Pokemon Johto)
Born to be a winner
Pokemon

Pokémon!


Season 5 Theme song :D

Pokémon!

No time to question my moves
I stick to the path that I choose
Me and my friends, we're gonna do it right
You'll never see us run away from a fight

To be a Master is my dream
All I've got to do is believe (I believe)

I've got a chance to win
I 'm on my way to victory (Pokémon!)
I can be a champion if I just believe ...
I'm on a Master Quest (Master Quest!)
I want the whole world to see (I believe!)
I'm gonna be the very best
' Cuz all I've go to do is believe in me!

Pokémon!


Season 6 theme song :D

a kid from pallet town with a brand new world to see.
don't know whats ahead, but still won't get the best of me.
there's so much to learn and battles to be won.
i've advanced so far and still there's always more to come.
take a step and i'm on my way
gonna start all over again.

i want to be a hero.
pokemon advanced.
i'm on my way.
i want to be a hero.
give me just one chance.

and the future will be signed.
that there's a hero buried deep inside

i want to be a hero
pokemon


Season 7 Theme song :D

Pokemon!

Every trainer has a choice,
To listen to that voice inside.
(Inside, side, side)

I know battles may be long,
Winners may have come and gone,
I will carry on!

Yeah, this dream will last forever,
This dream will never die!
We will rise to meet the challenge every time!
(Advanced Challenge!)

Yeah, this dream keeps us together,
This shows that you and I!
Will be the best that the world's ever seen!
Because we always will follow this dream!

POKEMON!


Season 8 Theme song :D

Oh oh oh
I'm unbeatable

Looking down this endless highway
Nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in
We'll never rest
Advanced battle is the ultimate test
From the earth, the land
The sea, and sky
They can never win
But they sure can try

Oh oh oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokemon (advanced battle)
Oh oh oh
I'm undefeatable
From the stars and the ancient past
They come to play but they'll never last

Oh oh oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokemon (advanced battle)
Oh oh oh
I'm undefeatable


Season 9 Theme song :D

Pokemon!!

It's a battle winner or lose
It's the friends you make
It's the road you choose
You got the right stuff
So make your mind up
Find the courage inside of you

If ya strong, you'll survive
And you'll keep your dream alive
It's the Battle Frontier
Pokemon!
Be the best you can be
And find your destiny
It's the master plan
The power's in your hands!
Pokemon!!


Season 10 Theme song :D

pokemon, pokemon!
its all about the challenges
its a brand new game
in a brand new world
new rivals, as you fight for survival
nothing can stop you diamond and pearl! (pokemon)
its all about the battles
ya gotta play smart
ya gotta move faster
behind every win is a chance to begin again
ya gotta take it all if ya wanna be a master!!!!!!!!
pokemon, pokemon!
its time for adventure diamond and pearl
we can change the world! (pokemon!)


Season 11 Theme song :D

On the road, far from home,
But you don't have to feel alone.
Brave and strong, together we will be.
Its our destiny!

We will be heroes,
We can change the world if we try.
I go where you go,
Forever friends, you and I.

We will be heroes.
Battle Dimension,
Pokémon!


Season 12 Theme song :D

Sometimes it's hard to know,
Which way you're supposed to go,
But deep inside you know you're strong,
If you follow your heart you can't be wrong,
Stand Up!
(Stand Up!)
For what is right!
Be Brave!
Get ready to fight!
Hold On!
(Hold On!)
We're friends for life!
And if we come, together as one,
Complete the quest that we've begun,
We will win the battle!
Galactic Battles! Pokémon!


Season 13 Theme song :D

It's about you
It's about me
It's about hope
It's about dreams
It's about friends that work together
To claim their destiny.

Its about reaching for the sky,
(Pokemon!)

Having the courage
And willin' to try
It's about never giving up, so hold your hands (head?) up,
And we will carry on...
(Sinnoh League Victors!)

Pokemon


Season 14 Theme song :D

It's always hard,
When the journey begins.
Hard to find your way,
Hard to make new friends.
But there's nothing you can't do,
'Cause you got the power inside of you.
It's not always BLACK and WHITE
But your heart always knows what's right.
It's not about win or lose, it's the path you choose.
Let the journey begin,
Pokémon!


THE LITTLE GIRLS WANTED TO BE BALLERINAS I WANTED TO BE A POKEMON MASTER!!! :D

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

WhY BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and

her

were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please forward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family constantly occuses you of being obsessed with random stuff, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Everyone, the following is a true story, and it happened to batchloo2.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Her name was Angel,
She had a family.
She was happy, because she had a family
She was cheerful whenever she sees anyone
She was loyal to her owners
She was faithful and loving to her friends
Her family had a baby,
She was happy for them.
The family hated her now,
They beat her whenever they see her,
They scold her for nothing,
They never gave her food anymore,
They always put her on chain,
She was cold,
She was hungry,
She was bleeding,
She was upset,
But she never complaint or run away,
Baby grew up, active and naughty.
They told him not to play on the streets,
He didn't listen, he played as well.
A drunk was driving fast,
She knew he would never make it,
She broke herself free and jumped out,
She pushed him away but she didn't make it.
When he turned over,
Her beautiful face was covered in red liquid,
Her eyes were blinded with blood,
Her body was split in halves,
She was barely able to breathe,
Everyone came running out,
She said some words in a language that no one could understand,
"Jack, I always wanted to watch you grow up,
I knew you were going to be a fine man.
I always wanted to care for you my lady; I always wanted to fetch you a glass of water.
I always wanted to fetch the bone you would throw me everyday master, I always wanted to go out hunting with you.
I always wanted to play with you guys.
I always wanted to run freely and maybe jog with you Jack.
I always wanted to have a family of my own kind,
I always wanted to have puppies,
I always wanted to see my mother again,
I'm sorry I never fulfilled my duty,
I'm sorry I couldn't guard him anymore,
I'm sorry I can't be with him anymore,
I'm sorry that I caused trouble to you all
I'm sorry..."
He crawled over and hugged her,
Tears filled his eyes,
One last lick on his eyes,
She closed her eyes forever
They regretted their attitudes towards the poor dog,
They dug a grave for her,
Placed a tomb with her name and the tittle,
"Man's best friend"
She may be gone now,
But at least she is in peace.

A dog is always loyal to their owners, but no one understands that. Humans treat dogs like slaves, like they deserved to be. But we are wrong, dogs are always loyal, even to the last drop of blood, they wont stop fighting for us. They guard us, they loved us, and they cared for us. But in the end, their loyalty is taken as trash. Thrown away and forgotten by all

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mum took me away from the asylum we were in...

105 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio umbrella until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not puting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a sprinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

102. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

103. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

104.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

105. attempt all off the above all in the same visit.

Camels. Pyramids. The Sphinx. Palm Trees. Desert. Can you guess what country I'm talking about? That's right. Ireland. If you also suck at Geography, copy and paste this on to your profile!

Advice from Confucius...

1. Man who run in front of car get tired.

2. Man who eat many prunes sit on pot for many moons.

3. Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

4. Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have!

5. Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

6. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

7. Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

8. Everyone has photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

9. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

10. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Random stuff!

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted..

On a Sears’s hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunbury’s peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Random quotes

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It’s always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them (and I know a few)

Who laughs last thinks the slowest

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Normal people worry me

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

...P...Put
...O...This on
...K...Your Profile
...E...To stop Pokémon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated
...!... It shows you care

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

Fun things to do on an elevator: Try them today, kids!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot

5. You soon will forward this on to another idiot

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

What Eeveelution are you?
Quiz Here

My Results:

Vaporeon

Type: Water
Highest Stat: HP
You are optimistic and always try to find fun in everything you do. You bounce back from emotional beatings very quickly and don't let things get to you, hence you are a very happy person - though sometimes you overly-suppress your other emotions to the point where they bother you subconsciously. You have a great sense of humor, are very social, active, and are up for anything - you make a great friend. You don't like to be alone at all. You are playful and tend to think of life as one big game. You have a very innocent nature and are often called "childish", but it doesn't really bother you when people say that you're immature - if that's what it means to enjoy life... Well, then that's fine with you!

What's Your Job In The Pokemon World?
Quiz Here

My Results:

Pokemon Ranger

A Pokémon Ranger is not a Pokémon Trainer, as their goals and methods for interacting with Pokémon are very different. Specifically, they harness the power of certain Pokémon and utilize them to help defend nature. Pokémon Rangers use Capture Stylers to calm and control wild Pokémon to help them solve ecological problems, defeat criminals using Pokémon to commit crimes, and arrest Pokémon poachers, acting as a sort of cross between a police officer and park ranger. Pokémon Rangers usually have only one Pokémon, known as their "Partner”, which is with them at all times, and has been trained to a high level.

If Axis Powers Hetalia is the reason why you like to learn about world history, copy and paste this onto your profile.

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WISH POKEMON WAS REAL!!!!

Hope you like my future stories! pokemaster4life4eva out

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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,258 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 6/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Belgium - Complete
A Mended Heart by SheikahLover reviews
I never thought that my life would get any better, that everything would always be the same; but when I found that letter lying on my desk, it opened up a new world of possibilities and changes for me, and made me realize that I can be happy. (AU. Zelda/Link).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,441 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
History by ExaltedLight reviews
She's Pokemon Champion. But another adventure awaits White after Ghetsis abducts her, causing N to return. Together, both of them discover family secrets, legends and much more. For the Love of the King, Book 1. Told in first person by N and White. Warning: sarcasm involved.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,342 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 6/11/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
Midnight's Hymn by CrimsonRegret478 reviews
Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,927 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Helping Hand by chibi-excel reviews
Antonio owns a cafe low on business. One day a strange boy comes in, running from a group of men and covered in wounds. Antonio offers for him to stay and repay him with work. As payment, the boy Lovino begins to make new dishes to bring more people into the cafe. Who is this boy and why won't he tell Antonio anything but his name and age? Spamano, Prucan, GerIta, SebSea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Naruto meets Hetalia! by XNejiXHyugaX reviews
Soul Spirits will be Rping all the hetalia characters except New zealand . I am Neji, New zealand, and Inu i might have forgoten some character lol
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
100 words upon one hundred ways to Soulsilvership! by Pikana reviews
Soulsilvershipping Rival/Heroine Rival/Kotone Silver/Soul. A collection of 100-word drabbles for the two for the game HGSS! Just a little something short and sweet! 100. The end. Soulsilvershipping has certainly been interesting to follow.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Shadows of Almia by phantomdare1 reviews
Protecting others, people and Pokemon alike, that's what Pokemon Rangers are supposed to do. Understanding is one thing, Acting on something is another. Kate is at the very beginning of her Ranger career, and she merely wanted to follow the oath she took to become a Ranger. However, as desperate situations come, desperate measures must be taken.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 279,210 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Keith/Dazzle, Kate/Hitomi - Complete
Live, Laugh, Lovino by GoxHaya reviews
After an attack on the Italian nations' house causes them to move in with Spain, emotions start getting heated and friendships and romances are sorely tested. Spain x Romano with a side of Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,821 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Will You Miss Me? by some random gal reviews
The whole ordeal is over,so the inevitable happens. Keith has to return to the hometown he works in. before he leaves, he asks Kate one last question.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Keith/Dazzle, Kate/Hitomi - Complete
Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia by Crying Wolf Spirit reviews
Kate's the new girl at Ranger School with high hopes that she will become the best ranger ever. But it's a long, harrowing path filled with regret, anger, betrayal, and loss. Will she make it? Bad summary, better story!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kate/Hitomi, Keith/Dazzle
Thanks by LuvLov3Love reviews
From the distance Ben could see Summer dodging green energy balls. He felt useless that he couldn't be beside her helping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Summer/Minami, Ben/Natsuya - Complete
Fifty Rangershipping by Rugi-chan reviews
Fifty themes, One sentence each. Rangershipping - SolanaxLunick First Upload, Hope you like!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Solana/Hinata, Lunick/Kazuki - Complete
Blue Tears Necklace by Pokemon Ranger Kellyn reviews
Got nothing to do with Pokemon but include AlmiaShipping. Tragic,Surprises and Thrilling
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Kellyn/Hajime, Kenny/Kengo - Complete