![]() Author has written 2 stories for DC Superheroes, and Batman. I have no clue what to write... Hello lovelies! I have no idea what you're doing on my profile but here are some nice ice breaking jokes You know its a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS If two wrongs don't make a wright, try three What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door I used to be normal, than i met the freaks I call friends I'm the kind of person that walks into doors and apologizes A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up, and then trips you again I think "die bitch" convoys my feeling properly A computer once beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing Remember what you just said, because come tomorrow I'll have a witty and sarcastic comeback! ((Seriously though, what are you doing here? If you like my stories then bless your soul sweetie, but you probably have bad taste. I'm so sorry for what you might read here, I'm a newb)) Did that break the ice? I sure hope so! |
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