Nightbolt
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Joined 03-26-12, id: 3854499, Profile Updated: 07-13-13
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, Pokémon, and Vocaloid.

Hello there! I'm Nightbolt, and I'm pretty new to writing fanfics. That's not a problem, is it?

...I don't really have much to say.


[RANDOMLY MADE-UP STATISTIC]% of people would cry if [FAMOUS CELEBRITY] was about to [SOMETHING SUICIDAL]. If you are the [OTHER MADE-UP STATISTIC]% of people that are eating [SNACK] and are screaming "DO A(N) [ACROBATIC TRICK]!", you're an idiot who supports suicide.


When you say Twilight, I say Warriors

When you say One Direction, I say Vocaloid

When you say Justin Beiber, I say Simple Plan

Don't follow the popular crowd, love what you want to love


Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They’re loose!!"


If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile


-If you know the difference between "its" and "it's" then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" then copy and paste this into your profile


Most of the world's oceans have been polluted and dumped in. If you're one of the few that give a damn and wished people would just STOP littering, copy this into your profile.


1) Have you ever been asked out?

No, and I don't want to

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Internet.

3) What's your middle name?

My dad's name, why?

4) Your current relationship status?

Single, let's keep it that way.

5) Does your crush like you back?

My crushes are all fictional so no :L

6) What is your current mood?

Tired, craving ice cream

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

What kind of perverted question is this? Fluttershy-colored (you can figure this out)

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black, has Fluttershy on it (it's Fluttershy day)

9) Missing something?

No...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

That one time where I talked during a test, I wasn't cheating but I got in HUGE trouble .

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A cat or a wolf, no questions asked.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

No, but one would be interesting to have!

13) Something you do a lot?

Listen to Vocaloid, watch anime and MLP, play Minecraft

14) The song stuck in your head?

Rolling Girl by Hatsune Miku, Hikari by Hatsune Miku and Mikuo, The Summer I Can't See You by Len Kagamine, Kaito Shion, Gakupo Kamui and Kiyoteru Hiyama.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

LeafeonLover

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My brother's friend's dad.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Someone made me listen to Paper Airplanes by Kagamine Rin and Len yesterday.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No, don't plan to

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Teleportation...

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

"Should I kill you, or spare your pathetic life...?"

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot Chocolate x3

22) What's your biggest secret?

...i'm obsessed with vocaloid...

[facepalms go here]

23) Favorite color?

Yellow, Black, Purple

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Of course

25) What are you?

Vocaloid wannabe

26) Do you speak any other language?

Arabic, I'm learning Japanese

27) What's your favorite smell?

Sushi, rice, ice cream, fresh air, salt

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Crappy, yet great

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Refer to that one question about relationship status

30) What are you thinking about right now?

That one thing...that I was thinking about...

31) What should you be doing?

Getting my sorry butt off the computer and eating ice cream.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Those 4 guys who sing "The Summer I Can't See You". WHY THE HELL DON'T THEY CLIMB UP THE HILL!?

33) Do you like working in the yard?

I've never had a yard...

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Kagamine

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Refer to that one question about crushes

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Refer to that question about crying


If NORMAL is the worst word to describe you in the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.


90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley), the-crazy-kit-kat (Nico di Angelo from PJO),puretorcherismynamecaitlyn(Leo (i cant spell his last name and i wont get to look)from the heros of olympus), HuntressBiancadiAngelo(Nico di ANgelo from PJO, Draco Malfoy form HP, and Murtagh from Eragon), VideoGamingFreak1213 (Danny Phantom=DP, Nico&Percy&Luck=PJO,Draco&Harry&Ron&Nevile=HP, Jack&Jamie ((Jamies so cute x3))=RotG) Darkblade County (Danny Phantom=Danny, Heroes= Peter Petrelli and West, Rise of The Guardians=Jack and Jamie, X-Men,2,3=Wolverine, X-Men First class="Charles" Xavier, Hobbit=Kili and Bilbo,Lord of the Rings=Frodo, and Teen Titans=Beast Boy), Huntress In The Night (PJO= NicoDiAngelo and PercyJackson, ROTG= Jack Frost, Merlin= Merlin(lol)), LeafeonLover OH man where to begin Jack Frost RotG, Link legend of Zelda, N and several other rivals, gymleaders, elite four members from pokemon, Atem yu-gi-oh and several other males from various animes I've watched :), Nightbolt (Len Kagamine, Rin Kagamine (i'm straight but she is too kawaii @.@), Mikuo Hatsune (note the O))


99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.Sorry Naruto fans.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you know someone who is out there with Pluto,Copy and paste this into your profile and send them a postcard.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.(actually they are, so this one is false)

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one of taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. ("It's not Fair!" "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?")

A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.


10% Girly

20% Cooler

30% OCD

40% Tired

50% ADHD

60% Crazy

70% Evil

80% Pegasister

90% Otaku

100% Insane


You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. (she doesn't have a

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (Indeed.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (not really)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (I don't send emails.)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(see above.)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(yep.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Not yet, this is a new laptop.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (It sounds crazy, so I probably have it.)

People think you have A.D.H.D. (I do.)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. (See above.)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(Indeed.)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get).

Digimon was popular.

Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.

You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.

Nobody cared what you looked like.

Hamtaro ROCKED.

Catching a pidgeon was cool.

Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.

Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.

Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.

Saying 'moron' was a swear word.

Fire was considered dangerous.

The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.

Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.

Multiplication was scary.

Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.

The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, LeafeonLover, Nightbolt


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If your classmates think you're that innocent little girl who sits in the back of the room, but you're secretly thinking of violent and or annoying things to do to fictional characters, paste this to your profile.

If you and fictional characters have conversations in your head, paste this to your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like rice, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rice is a good food. It goes with any other culinary dish. Did you know that rice is a plant grown in rice paddies? You can serve rice fried with onions and garlic for a good taste. Its so delicious. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are random.

If you ever ripped paper while erasing a mistake and you threw it out your bedroom window (and got in trouble for it), copy and paste this into your profile.

At school, I am the mature model in my class. At my house, my siblings consider me high on crack. Copy and paste this into your profile.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper. I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.

Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?

If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why can't paper do this to people?

Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?

I'll tell you why because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds.

When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock.

Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

Paste this on to your profile if you laughed. xD


LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Nightbolt (no irl names k)

Birth date: June 5th

Current Location: Somewhere in the U.S.A

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown with blonde/gold highlights

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: Lebanese American :L

Your weakness: It's...complicated...

Your fears: Dying :L

Your perfect pizza: Thin crust, I don't care about toppings.

Goal you'd like to achieve: Live to be 100, make a vocaloid song, go to a vocaloid concert.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:

Your thoughts first waking up: My eyes...they burn...

Your best physical feature: pfft none

Your bedtime: 8:30 P.M on school nights, don't have one on weekends

Your most missed memory: That one time...where that...thing...happened...yeah i don't have one

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:

Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi :L

McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King, I guess.

Adidas or Nike: I don't know :L

Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Mint chip :U

Cappuccino or coffee: None :L

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Cuss: Not really

Take a shower: Usually :L

Have a crush: No, I'm not interested in heartbreak and being pushed around by some guy.

Think you've been in love: No.

Want to get married: HELL NO

Believe in yourself: usually not

Think you're a health freak: I guess

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Gone to the mall: Yes

Been on stage: The last time I was onstage...wasn't last month.

Been dumped: Never have, never will.

Gone skating: I wish!

Dyed your hair: Yeah, I got gold/blonde highlights.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED

a stripping game: No, and I don't plan to...

Got beaten up: no :L

Changed who you were to fit in: Not really.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

Age your hoping to be married: Never.

Age your hoping to have kids: NO WAY.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL

Best eye color: N/A

Best hair color: N/A

Long or Short?: Are you talking about hair or something else...?

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this...whatever this is.

1 HOUR AGO: Watching TV, playing Minecraft

1 YEAR AGO: Existing, going to school

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I LOVE: Vocaloid, especially Rin and Len

I FEEL: Tired

I HATE: If I listed everything I hated it would take up 10 pages, so I'll just list my main hates: Rin x Len(I like them as twins), Miku x Mikuo(or any Vocaloid x Their Own Genderbend), rude people, bad grammar, OD'ers/OD'ing

I HIDE: When I need to :L

I MISS: The old days...


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.(if i don't get something in the process :L)

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DSi, Trading it in for a 3DS now that Flipnote Hatena is gone)

You watch sports on TV.

You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black, I also like yellow and purple :L)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (My life in a nutshell.)

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.(sometimes)

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (lip gloss, sometimes)

You love to shop. (if i get something in the process :L)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Never had one before)

You like wearing jewelry. (Depends)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (doesn't capture enough of my interest)

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. (This is impossible when you're laughing)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (I try my best not to look COMPLETELY hideous :L)

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(Only if it smells nice.)

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything (Sometimes when I really want to show-off what I'm good at... xD)

Total: 10

Result: Tomboy (i always knew)


Make A Sentence ... You'll go LOL! xD

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot

2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with

3 (Mar) - I stabbed

4 (Apr) - I killed

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June)-I robbed

7 (July) -I kissed

8 (Aug) -I smoked with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - i hugged

11 (Nov) - I ran naked with

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star

02 - my boyfriend

03 -a hobo

04 - a homeless guy

05 - the one that i love

06 -the trojan man

07 - the cookie monster

08 - a sexy girl

09 - a bowl of cereal

10 - a mop

11 - a tooth brush

12 - a hobo

13 -a dog

14 - a drunk

15 - a crack head

16 - a cat

17 - a bag of weed

18 - the kool-aid man

19 - an Easter egg

20 - tori the snowman

21 - a hottie

22 - my crush

23 -yo momma

24 - a Mexican

25 - a teletubby

26 - a condom

27 - a gangsta

28 - Paris Hilton

29 - Barney the Dinosaur

30 - my ex boyfriend

31 -my lover

I robbed the one I love? I don't love anyone (unless anime crushes count :L)


On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts. Also, what's a kid doing driving a car?!)

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)

On a food processer: "Not to be used for any other use." (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (What, no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this. Yeah, you can't.)

On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!)

At the start of one thousand ways to die T.V show "Do not attempt any actions seen in the recreations of this show, you will die." (OMG really glad u told me now I was this close to sticking my arm in a wood chipper)

On a box of dog food: "Warning: Not for human consumption." (Oh, thanks for telling me, I was just about to eat that!)

Repost this if you laughed, or have actually thought about of any of these things.


The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Total so far: 5

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (Do blonde highlights count?)

(x) People have called you slow.

Total so far: 14

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

Total so far: 18

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

Total so far: 24

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

Total so far: 28

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total: 33, I'm insane, yay!


I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.


FRIENDS: Always ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! or call them by their first name.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!”

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags.

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

"But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!!


Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " ".

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF


The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us :

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
2. Cats can have accents.
3. Old people are funny.
4. If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.
5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
7. Always use a condom.
8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.
10. There are no limits to how homoerotically you can kill your own brother.
11. Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.
12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
13. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.
14. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
17. Its possible to complain about anything.
18. All barn cats are gay.
19. Happy endings are unrealistic.
20. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo.
21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
22. God isn't going to do anything for you because He wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.
23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.
25. The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
27. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
28. It's possible to make multiple AMVs of a series with only one episode worth of clips.
29. The general public doesn't know anything.
30. People who secretly want to have sex with you make the best evil minions.
31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
32. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.
33. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
36. Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
37. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
38. Don't mess with beavers.
39. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
40. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
41. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.
42. Virginity is overrated.
43. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.
44. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.
45. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.
46. Lying is the most evil thing ever.
47. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
48. Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.
49. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you


A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son, John

P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.


Funny Quotes:

-Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if properly aimed.


One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.'

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can:

1) Put this on your profile or

2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.


"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. (These curse things freak me out, not gonna risk it.)



This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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For the Future of Light by LeafeonLover reviews
Eve has been turned into a pokemon and has become part of an exploration team with her new partner. She stives to be the best explorer ever as well as trying to remember her past. Perhaps finding some romance also. It's not as easy as you think it is to be a pokemon. When there's evil pokemon at every turn. Sequel to BTL. HeroxPartner/EvexAura. Perminant Hiatus but may do re-write
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Eevee/Eievui, Riolu, OC, Grovyle/Juptile
The Past is Before Us by ChaosAngel4us reviews
Sequal to "In a Nutshell" but can be read alone. Eris gets sent back to the Pokemon world to live with the friends she made in her previous journey; however danger lurks in unforseen places when Darkrai comes to collect his debt and Eris ends up kidnapped.Now Eris has to team up with a Marowak clan who want her dead in order to get rid of Darkrai's evil influence over their home.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Blastoise/Kamex, Marowak/Garagara - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 3: Explorers of Dimensions by Kyra the Psychotic reviews
Demetri was always a very intellectual person however his mind will be put too the test when he has to help his friends escape the worst thing they have run into yet. Rated T just in case.
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The Broken Cat by malicent reviews
Kits are a blessing in any Clan, but Snowy is the only exception. Born with only three legs, she is banished to the forest to die a cold and painless death. Two cats find her just in time, and give her a home in the most unexpected of places. BloodClan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,014 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Trials Of Hearts by AzzyFox reviews
Based on the games by Nintendo and ChunSoft. A boy named Rylan wakes up one day as a Riolu and tries to cope with the world around him as he strives to overcome his timid and antisocial nature and find a way back home.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,783 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Buizel/Buoysel, Riolu, Vulpix/Rokon, Zoroark - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Life In Flames by Gamerfan411 reviews
A sequel to my novelization of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers games. A girl gets transformed and sent to a world of only pokemon. Can she face her fears and find a way back? A bit of language and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,942 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Vulpix/Rokon, Riolu - Complete
Warrior High by iMelinda reviews
Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf got lucky and survived their year at Apprentice Academy. But how long will they last at Warrior high? Sequel to Apprentice Academy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hollyleaf, Willowshine
Apprentice Academy by iMelinda reviews
What would happen if the warrior cats went to school? Join our three favorite apprentices Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw as they struggle through massive amounts of homework, P.E. class, and other school troubles!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hollyleaf - Complete
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Two Years reviews
Miku and Len made a promise to meet each other in two years. But what happens to Miku when she meets Len, only to find him with someone else? Two-shot, LenxMiku. T for character death.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Len K., Miku H. - Complete
Now we're CATS? reviews
After the battle with the Dark Forest, all is peaceful with the Clans untill a group of strange cats come out of nowhere, claiming to be humans! Slight MikuxKaito and DovexBumble(?) Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Warriors & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team: A Novel reviews
What happens when Nepeta awakens in the world of Pokemon, with no memories of anything but her name?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Skitty/Eneko, Mudkip/Mizugorou
A New Destiny reviews
Nightkit, Mistkit, Hawkkit and Foxkit are born into MidnightClan. But an attack from the evi leader of LightClan sends them plunging into the world of ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan and ShadowClan Living inseperate Clans, will they ever save their home?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012