Location: Somewhere very far away from where you are, I can guarantee that. Unless you live in Japan or Korea or something... Sex: Male, lol. Age: Under the age of 90, over the age of 2. Favourite author(s): Joseph Heller, (Catch-22,) Douglas Adams, (The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.) They influenced my writing style ALOT. They're both hillarious, and I like things that are funny. Especially satirical and sarcastic, lol. Things I'm interested in: Hmm...I like all sorts of things. I like tearing the crap out of American Politics. I'm Canadian, actually, as you might be able to tell by my writing, but no-one cares about Canadians, not even the Canadians themselves. Tastes in Music: I'm into rock, mostly classic rock and indie. Classic rock and indie=cool. :D That homepage I've got up there is a (small) library of music, I'm short on songs so feel free to send me some! Goals: To get through high school and university if I don't die of boredom first. Ooh, and I want to go to Indonesia and travel India and do alot of cool things some of which involve recieving lots of money and others which involve spending it. Hey, can you raed tihs? I am tlod taht if the frsit and lsat two ltertes are the smae, you can slitl raed the setnece. Is it true? I'm not sure...Ohh, well. It was posted in our school last year, and I was wondering. Has anyone ever taken the time to wonder what this stuff they teach us in school all amounts to? I mean, we now know perfectlty well useless stuff like who this person was and when they came to wherever, even if they didn't change anything at all. We haven't been taught, however, how to apply for a visa into a country and how to buy a lottery ticket and how to book a hotel online and how to do loads of useful stuff! We're not gonna be able to pay the rent with our knowledge of foreigners who came to North Americain the 1800's, we're not gonna be able to buy food knowing neat little tricks like how to work exponential expressions, I mean, COME ON, PEOPLE! I was explained to by an individual who I normally don't trust in the least but turns out to be right that 90 percent of teachers are people who have spent their entire lives in school and therefore have no idea how to apply for a visa themselves. I also despise and want to get rid of American idiots. The world would be such a better place. My friend and I were thinking of what countries are famous for, and for Americans we got: "dumbassness, going postal, school shootings, jerkness, obesity, the film industry and the statue of liberty. As well as every technical advance made in the last century. And the strange need to elect republican imbeciles."Anyways, I got a little off track there. I believe the meaning of life to be to have fun, so in my life I'm gonna try to have AS MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE! That also means not getting married until my thirties or so, and I'M GONNA HAVE FUN! Hey, it doesn't let you do multiple exclamation marks... Major learning experience: Once, when I was 8 in Thailand I learned what happens when you can't swim, but decide to go into a strong current with a swimming tube with no-one around. If my dad hadn't shown up at the last minute, I would have been swept to Malaysia! After that I learned how to swim. Haha, Thailand seems to be the place of my doom, I almost drowned twice there and I fell down a well when I was 2 and a whole lotta other stuff I won't bore you with. |