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Joined 10-13-08, id: 1715609, Profile Updated: 08-09-10

Ello fanfic reader/writters!

Im not sure what im supposed to do here so...yeah

I guess I'll tell you some stuff about me like my habits,likes,dislikes,etc.

HABITS:

I chew my nails and anything that comes near my mouth (no homo for you pervs out there :p)

I talk ALL THE TIME!! Im either talkin to a friend,mine or other ppls animals, inanimate objects ( i belive that everything has the power to listen :D)

or myself (i get lonley T_T )

I have an "unhealthy intake of sweets" as my doc. says (im pretty sure im fit as a fiddle so he can just hop off!!)

I have a weakness for anything small and furry or just plain cute..but for some reason i cant stand kids..-thinks- oh well there annoying anyway so who cares?! NOT ME!!

I have caught myself yellin at my fingers when my nails wouldnt grow...dont ask

I sometimes laugh for no reason at all and ppl usaully get very scared

I think dirty so dont say words like "come " around me (the last 3 words lol read em!! )

I am always in trouble in school or at home i just cannot be a goodie-two-shoes

I have a weird fetish..im not gonna tell u but it involves L and yaoi

I once walked into a door when I was four and now its a regular occurance..i may b cursed with klutz-e-ness

LIKES:

You wanna kno my fav color? Green!

Its so lively and you can mix an match all kinds of colors with it!

(whitexgreen=Awsome outfit!!)

Candi iz like my daily dose of crack..I went on a school trip one time with a HUGE and I mean HUGE!! Bag of candi and thats all i had ( 2 sodas though) no sandwhich or chips jus a bigg ass bag of candi with soda..not the best combo..but hey!! Its CANDI!!

I was so hyped up on sugar that day!! :D ppl kept tellin me i was bouncin but i couldnt stop they were holdin me down but as soon as all 4 dudes

( yea it took that many) let me go i ran around the muesem singin the dora theme song then switched to elmo cuz i started to curse out dora in mi lyrics _

The teacher started to yell at me :(

I was never allowed to bring candi wit me 2 school but no 1 can seperate us! its a love so strong it rivals that of Romeo and Juliet's :3

I LOVE anime so much its scary!

My fav shows are:

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru iz so hott!! (droolz)

Death Note: L IZ THE CUTIEST GUY ALIVE!!( sorta since he's -sniffle- NOT REAL!! -cries in a corner-)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed iz so hott with his long hair!!

DN Angel: I only watch it for Dark!

FullMetal Panic : Sousuke iz really hott...sorta

NaNa: Sometimes ima softie for love

Shuffle: I dont remember when or why i started watching it but hey..its good

School Rumble: Reminds me of my friends and school

Bleach: I love the action and idk how to spell his name but the espata or wateva that looks lik L i lov him!

And lots more!

Fav. Parings: LxLight,LxBB,LightxMisaxL,MisaxL,MikamixLight,LxMastudaxLight,LightxMastuda,KagomexSango,KagomexInuyasha,

KagomexMiroku,KagomexKikyo,KagomexSesshomaru,SangoxMiroku,SangoxInuyasha,SesshomaruxInuyasha,InuyashaxMiroku,KougaxInuyasha,

ShippoxKirara,IchigoxOdihimaye,RukiaxIchigo,RukiaxOdihimaye,EspataLxIchigo

Im despertly in love with L. Period

I love clothes (ive got a emo/scene girl style :D) and hair,and anything funny (i love to laugh)

I LOVE MUSIC!! I dont go ANYWHERE without it, if i dont have music i sing to myself like a crazy person so..my friends usaully keep me musified :D ( i kno thats not a word..leave me alone T.T)

ROCK: A Day To Rember,Owl City,Escape The Fate,Kings Of Lion,PaPa Roach,Paramore,Flyleaf, and PLENTY more

POP: Lady GaGa,Beyonce,Katy Perry,Lilly Allen,30H!3, and (again) PLENTY more

METTALICA: Pretty much EVERY SONG MADE!!

JAPANESE MUSIC :Namie Amuro, Ayumi Hamasaki,L'Arc En Ciel,Maximum Hormone,Sakurakou K-ON Bu, and (of course) PLENTY MORE

P.S: i am an absolute freak in the world of the naughty ;) an i also found out this yr that i am bi

DISLIKES: Bitches, dirty things (i have recently found out i hav OCD [ ) , posers,sterotype placing ppl, homophobics(GAYS RULE :D), unfunny ppl, i also hate doors cuz they abuse me to no end, i hate head phones(long story),anything yellow, public toilets, watermelon, veggies, lil kids, apples(but i like apple sause...), anything bigger than me , sharks, i absoulutley hate it when ppl call me 4 no reason like they call me then say "oh nevemind" or " i forgot" it piises me off to no extent :( ...im very picky so this list could probbally stretch for miles but im not gonna bore you (thank me l8tr)

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
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My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
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I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I wanna say that im a girl who honestly really an truly HATE homophobes and racsists and ppl who stereotype .nobodi in this world has the rite to judge other ppl jus because of wat they wear how they tlk their sexuality, race or even wat music they lik. nobodi in this wrld is the same an all u shitheads who attack gays or other races cuz u think its immoral to b any other way than u nasty inhumane beasts! r clearly jus fuked up in the head an i think u need to embrace reality and c that diversity iz peakin up all over the world and pretty soon itll b apart of daily life an u kno wat no1 is gunna feel pity for u ppl who dnt kno how to accept sumthing thats not wat u were brough up to believe in or u jus cnt stand ppl who r diverse so with that said i hope u change ur ways cuz sooner or later ur gunna hav to deal wit ppl lik mi an thousands of others who hav gained strength from ur intolorant behavior and if u bite well bite rite bac at ur ass so good day to u an 2 the ppl readin this

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Unexpected Circumstance by Neptunesdemon reviews
Mating season is here and a frustrated Inuyasha is approached by the last person he'd expect. Sesshomaru is in need of his brother's aid? Well that was unexpected. And so is his reason. Mpreg, yaoi and incest. My 1st Inu fic, please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 372,350 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru] - Complete
Alcohol by Eleanore-Rigby reviews
Bourbon and Smirnoff Ice are a surprising combination that have incredible e Black Plague just stays by itself and simmers angrily until someone holds their nose and drinks it.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,921 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Heart's Landfill by Simonkal of Inuy reviews
Somewhere between Lust & Hate it is quite possible that one may find Love, if they look hard enough. But what will be found, if Love is not what you desire? Two souls in a city of billions, whimper, cry out, and deny, until denial is no longer an option.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 438,760 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Taken by NightStar28 reviews
Kagome is kidnapped by Koga and learns he is no longer the friend she once knew. In the aftermath it becomes clear that things between her and Inuyasha will never be the same. New enemies, as well as old, seek them out, driven by hatred. Not for minors.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 290,451 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Death Note Dreaming by DeathByConformity44 reviews
After L has put cameras in Light's room, Light comes home to find a strange man on his bed. It could only be L. LxLight Strong Yaoi Content. OC's.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 212,948 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Avalon Demon High:Senior Year by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
They say your senior year of high school is supposed to be your best but no one mentioned the death threats,heartache and tears. I'm just trying to survive and become Inuyasha's mate.Sequel to Avalon Demon High
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
What Holidays Bring by DarkShadow At Midnight reviews
What happens when you're too famous and don't even have the time to clean your own home? InuYasha is like that along with his wife Kikyo, they need a maid to help clean. In comes young, naive Kagome! But what happens when love forms where it is forbidden? [Complete but under revision]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 246,606 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, OC - Complete
PITCH by uberneko-zero reviews
L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,928 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tears in the Cradle by Pain'sDisciple reviews
Light Yagami is a straight A student who is always under control, but one emotion and one night together will leave him in a situation he may not be able to control, or hide, for very long. LXLight, Mpreg
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Messages in a Dysfunctional Workplace by Black-Dranzer-1119 reviews
L wants Light and Light is being naive. How long will it take until L finally gets what he wants, when he shouldn't want it to begin with. LXLight lemons. PWP Co-authored by Jesus-of-suburbia2o2o
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,428 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, Light Y.
Friends with Fangs by crematosis reviews
Welcome to Grayville, home to vampires, ghosts, witches, and a truly haunted house. L is sent to live with his grandfather Watari after his parents die. L wants a logical explanation for the phenomenon, but some things in Grayville defy logic. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,197 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - L, Light Y.
Obsequious by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
When Light began looking at Matsuda as a potential partner, he knew something was terribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Instrumentalities by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Sequel to Constant Temptation. It has been three and a half years since the extreme events that touched them all. What does the future hold for them? Just what will this new case mean for the trio and everyone involved with Wammy's? Multiple pairings.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009
For Your Entertainment by SinCalledSloth reviews
Songfic to Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
In a Heartbeat by lilacbird reviews
I wonder if it's true what they say. About your life flashing before your eyes when you die... This is L. This is his life. In a heartbeat. On hold until I finish my exams! Will be picked up again in a month or so.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,415 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - L, Light Y.
A Balm for Social Failure by uberneko-zero reviews
L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,452 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Infection by DXM Junkie reviews
A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L: Gay or European? Script by Rivala reviews
Yeah, I know I already wrote this. But I edited it cause there were certain things I'd forgotten to edit. Hope you like it even better now. The name explains the fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Soichiro Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
The Miko and the Taiyoukai by SessysGirl219 reviews
Five years after falling into the well, Kagome has finally grown up. She has more control over her powers, and has fallen in love with another. Little does she know, she has left a mark on the formidable Lord of the Western Lands.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 81,547 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Avalon Demon High by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
"You're so lucky, Kagome. you get to start fresh" I,Kagome Higurashi am being forced to move to Tokyo.Where I will be attending Avalon Demon High. So new school, new friends and drama.Its a demon school but its still a high school. So drama is expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 287,719 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cuffed by MiyakoHasegawa reviews
Being chained together is not fun. What actually happens during their private times to make time passable? Is the Death Note recovered? From cuffed to uncuffed, what Fate awaits them? Do they have a future? L and Raito/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,060 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Everyone Wants L by Sashocirrione reviews
Everyone, literally everyone, is after L for some hot action. But what does L want? Sweets, maybe? Humor, smutt and crack. Insane sexual situations. Anything can happen, and does.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Here at the End of All Things by DamnGoodCoffee147 reviews
What really happened as Frodo and Sam lay together on Mount Doom...F/S slash. Not only my first LOTR fanfic but also my first ever fanfic! So please, all reviews are welcome, good or bad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Pack Logic by necessarily-anonymous reviews
Be careful what you wish for. Inuyasha/Miroku. PWP. one shot. dubcon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Idol Suprises by kaiistar reviews
Edward, Jasper nd Jacob have a fun filled night with none other than Adam lambert
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
3m0t10n by s3v3n-d34d1135 reviews
The one thing Light had always truly hated about L was, coincidentally, the one thing he had a grudging respect for. L made him feel.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rectified Happenstance by Neptunesdemon reviews
A side story to Unexpected Circumstance. Kouga decides to set things right between him and Ginta. A one-shot lemon and I hope you enjoy it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Kōga, Ginta] - Complete
Caveat Emptor by Tierfal reviews
In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Gift of the Goddess by Scripta Lexicona reviews
Poor L can't escape forceful auburn-haired men even in his dreams. Cross-over with FFVII, in two parts. Has graduated from crackish smuttiness to full-out PWP with little redeeming value.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Private Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Awareness by Scripta Lexicona reviews
Light has some lessons to teach L. Whether he wants to learn or not. All lessons now completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cruel and Unusual by MiaoShou reviews
Light's dreams and fantasies - what he wants, what he doesn't have. Shounen ai. Yaoi. LightxLxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,825 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fall For You by Hari-Aisu reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is one night to make a difference in someone's life. For L and Raito, it took four weeks. But what do you expect from two star students who hate each other with a passion? It's not like they were in love, or anything like that...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Natural Born Eater by chupplewup reviews
Scooby gets hungry and Velma shows hims something delicious he hasn't tried before. Scooby/Velma !mature contnet!
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Scooby Doo, Velma
Tell Me by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L /will/ have his confession from Light, by whatever means necessary.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Private Investigation by MiaoShou reviews
Dedicated to sbyamibakura. Light has a good idea to help a friend but things don't go exactly as planned. AU. LxLight. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Back to 1995 by DarkTragicAngel reviews
It’s been two years ago that L died. But Light feels no satisfaction. After realizing he wished he could have known the true person of L, Ryuk reveals another shinigami power. He can travel in space and time. Will Light take the risk? Will he meet L again
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,682 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Night And Day by MiaoShou reviews
AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Out Of Hand by Yamikaisu reviews
Raito is away because of the flu, leaving Ryuzaki and Misa alone. Remember, alcohol is very bad.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - L, Misa A.
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete