Failure is always an option
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-26-12, id: 3853374, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Avengers.

A little bit about me:

Nickname: Jackie

Age: 13

Gender: Female

I'm short. I've at least tried, even if I didn't stick with it, almost every sport offered in our area. I read quickly. I'm right handed. I have awful people skills.

Books I Like

Harry Potter 1-7

One Hundred Years of Solitude

Ender's Game

Maximum Ride 1-3 and 5

In A Time Of War

Peak

The City of Ember

Narnia

Little Women

Percy Jackson

Kane Chronicles

Alex Rider

Seal Team Six

Ghosts of War

(To Be Continued)

I'm Bulgarian so i must be the sexiest person alive!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST get around the block.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek .

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 330 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Expendable by Heaven's Archer reviews
Clint had no delusions. He knew he was only human. He knew he was expendable. He knew he could never miss. A look at Hawkeye inspired by photosets on tumblr. Don't forget to R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Rules of the Workplace by SageK reviews
Not long after waking up in 2011, Steve finds a strange list left on the bureau in his room.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Bro Code – Amended for Superheroes by SageK reviews
Prompt: After Tony gets in an argument with one of the girls in the Avengers mansion, and the rest of them gang up on him, he decides the guys there need to stick together too. So he writes the Bro Code. Bro Code is from HIMYM, not mine.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Champion Poem by xxArissaMcCoyxx
A little poem I made up about the olympics
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Coloring outside the Bell Curve reviews
When the Avengers are forced to mentor children, things get messy. People are annoyed, friendships are made, and ten lives are changed forever.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012
Win, Lose, Live reviews
Not even Careers truly win the Hunger Games. Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Other tributes - Complete