And here I am. Your average high school kid. Or am I? Maybe in secret I'm some kind of double agent. Or an alien from a distant planet, come to do recon before my race takes over the world. Or maybe I'm just a phsyco. Take your pick. Anyhoo, I fancy myself a bit of a writer, so I have provided you with entertaining, sometimes heart-wrenching compositions (hahahaha). Whether or not they're any good, you'll have to decide for yourself. Alrightee, I'm big into the Lost, Harry Potter, and Fairy Tale (particularly Cinderella) sections, and sooner or later, LOTR'll be added to that list. That's assuming I don't die of old age before I actually finish them all (I'm just so LAZY). Not to say I don't read other sections, Ella Enchanted, Pirates of the Caribbean and Artemis Fowl are a few of my less visited haunts...there's more, but like I said, I'm LAZY! Favorite Ships, Theories and Conspiracies: Ships Ron/Hermione: Just don't argue with me, okay? I've got like four typed pages of why they're perfect together based on the first two books alone. Show me that with Harry/Hermione, huh? Draco/Ginny: No proof,don't care. Just because I know it isn't gonna happen doesn't mean I don't like the idea. But I fully admit to not believing in it myself (sob). Harry/Luna: Aww... come on, you know it's true! Harry/Ginny: Not an actual 'supporter' persay, but I like it well enough. Charlie/Claire: Awwwwwwww! It's just so cute! (I love Dom!) Sawyer/Kate: Yeah, that's right. Boone/...me: Hahahahahaha. Hey, it could happen. Theories Lupin's going to be killed by Peter's silver hand. Not that I like the idea, but it's just to obvious. Now I'm sad... They're not really dead... ok, well they are, but thay aren't going to stay that way. I must believe they're going to bring my Sirius back to life! The Lost island is the Isle of Demons. Ok, I kinda made this theory up, but go here: http:www.eaudrey.com/myth/Places/isles_of_demons.htmand then try tell me I'm wrong! Artemis SO did not really lose his memory! He can't have! No...! I'm crazy. That's pretty much a fact actually, but whatever. I really believe it. You probably do too... Conspiracies EA Games is trying to take over the world one innocent child at a time, starting with my sister (not that she was ever really innocent). I swear! She spends so much time on the freaking Sims it's like she's not even here. And that's ok, but who loses precious computer time? That'd be me. Cheetos are really fried squirrel monkey fingers. And McDonald's hamburgers ain't beef, they're squirrel monkey too! And now the mutant alien squirrel monkeys are plotting to avenge their fried brethren. Trust me, itis soooo true. There's more, but again, I'm lazy. Maybe I'll addmore later. Or maybe not. It all depends on whether the squirrel monkey abduct me or not, doesn't it? |
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